Worlds Greatest Sexist Jokes!

[L0PQRA]

This should be a try not to grin video...

[ppurplepeople]

-.-'

[darthluke655]

Best part was the "Rob this is why you will never get a girlfriend" Lmao!

[raymondoe1997]

Teh joke about the dog stopping barking

[mountaingoat47]

this is funny and all but what about my bed?

[adonisjj7]

#22 is the best

[ZashIshimata]

@MADMOOSE26 want to hear another joke? They got them long ago

[SonicWolvelina99]

I actually found this funny, even as a girl. xD

[NeelaSinteen]

As a girl, I thought most of these are pretty funny. =)

[999124999]

Hahahahaa the one about letting the dog in first

[DeanieBoi07]

Haha, these are brilliant! Keep up the good work Rob!

[MADMOOSE26]

wanna hear a joke? women's rights

[MrKarateka123]

@MADMOOSE26 Oh, haha! That's REAL?

[PSFreek5]

how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? none, cause they cant change anything

[thesega99]

I'm not a fan of sexism, but I've gotta admit, these made me laugh so hard, I almost ran out of oxygen!

[tim9119]

i loved them all great vids rob keep up the great work

[RanTheAwesome]

@aceandalsostuff

I believe the term you're looking for is 'feminazi', those are extremists who are hellbent on creating a society where women are superior to men. Aside from that, you do make a decent point.

[Thestarkid16]

9 was perfect

[XxSims2Lover104]

Don't get butt hurt lmao!

[TheUnbecomers]

dude your fucking awesome!

[diabl2master]

15 was win

[paulbemis3]

Funny as fuck I like this one I'm soo going to ues thous jokes

[thecolourblue100]

LMAO at #7...that was fucking hilarious...

[MrWiNkYtv]

1:06 listen closely did he fart?

[MiaGardiner1]

Awh getting angry at my sexist jokes now? :P Now you know how women feel.

[RanTheAwesome]

@LightningStench

Ooh, you're so original and clever. I'm so offended. *sarcasm*

Why don't you do me a favor, pal; get out of your parents basement, and go get a life. If you honestly think you're so cool trying to insult people with unfunny and old "jokes", then you really need a reality check.

[fingerboarder72k]

21 and 30 somthing

[MiaGardiner1]

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Why is it so hard for women to find a man who's perfect and caring?

They already have boyfriends.

When does a woman want to be in a mans company?

When he owns it.

What's the difference between having a boyfriend and a pet dog?

The dog's quicker to train.

[LightningStench]

@MiaGardiner1 BACK TO THE KITCHEN WITH YOU!!!

[urmybiscuit]

@MiaGardiner1 *sniff sniff* i smelled dirty clothes! >:( to the laundry room with you!

[scrap651]

Part 2 plz

[MrElitemonster]

whats the diffrence between a blow up doll and a women?

the blow up doll will shut up

[RanTheAwesome]

@xapplebottom

If you think men and women should be equal, then you ARE a feminist. Don't generalize and think they're annoying because they want to castrate men and claim superiority over them; that's not what feminism is about. Do some research before saying such stupid nonsense.

Anyway, Part 2 should be sexist jokes for men.

[LightningStench]

@RanTheAwesome bACK. tO. tHE. kITCHEN.

[aceandalsostuff]

@RanTheAwesome I would still like to point out that similarly to Islam, feminism stands for a lot of good things. You can't say a lot about its followers not doing bad things, though, and incidentally an unnecessarily large amount of feminists are working their asses off to give feminists a bad name by ignoring the equality goal and going for raising women's status and lowering men's.

also, it should be called equalism.

point is that its good in theory, not always in practice.

[EvilElmoMike]

When the dishes pile up lol

[swallywashereBLA]

i think that is why Rob will get a gf XD

[wowre2]

Number 16's the best xD 1:15

[IR4idanI]

Number 23 because my girlfriend IS a slut =)

[SuperRyankc]

no 1 is my fav

[RLmike1234]

A joke from my friend:

I like abortion because it's killing children but I don't like it because it gives women a choice

[MrRossipoo]

part deuce

[jazin126]

Paa 2

[TheclassicGK]

In the wise words of spongebob, "Paaart twoooo? part 2 part 2 part 2 part 2!!!"

[Naref13]

actually, I just sold her. BAHAHAHAH XD

[JOLLYX3XDXP]

Have you/ will you do blonde jokes?

[TheCataIyst]

Some of these were lame but the others were hilarious

[SkArReD3297]

hahah part 2 pleaseee

[mrtnawrestling2009]

i bet most people are leaning on their left elbow 

[scaulderz]

@mrtnawrestling2009 no i'm bollock naked laying on my back

[Lhumairrr]

The end was funnier tho xD

[jesusinacan2]

dude make more you guys are fucking HILARIOUS. 

[xTHExWAFFLExCAKEx]

This joker are terrible!

[vipersniper001]

2:29 MADE MY LAUGH SO HARD!! XD

[eny41394]

part 0

[XxMadMax593]

PART 2

[dmoj3]

Part 2



[Baron4827]

Scenario:

Your wife is sick and needs help getting to sleep, she asks for some warm milk. What do you do? Pull your pants down, she can work for it.

[noobkiller450]

Stop making kitchen jokes about women. The laundry needs to be done too.

[left4deadpwnage]

@noobkiller450 Amazing

[247jav]

Part 2 plz!!!!!!!!! More jokes :)

[arsonak45]

You are an actual sexist. I was offended.

[colinz226]

@arsonak45 and also overly sensitive

[arsonak45]

@colinz226 you didnt read the first few lines of the disclaimer did you?

[Robolord77]

@arsonak45 Lol its says in the description that he doesnt mean it and its a joke

[MannyMMA]

why pms?

[Jxrred]

dogs will stop barking when you let them in.

[3997007]

this is basically a part 2 -__-

[kinkyangel100]

dude i love u ur hillarious 2 vids isnt enough do more u rock

[lilwayneisHORRIBLE]

Part 2

[mau5minion]

@lilwayneisHORRIBLE This IS Part 2 :P

[unknown2465]

definitely a part 2

[dsul241]

Why did the woman cross the road?

To get back to the kitchen!

[tombomb00]

22

[gotyou321]

PART2

[Gagelocked]

Whats wrong with arguing with your Wife in the living room?

You made the chain to the kitchen too long.

[RAFFLE0WAFFLE123]

All of them

[AlphaTek795]

Genius.

[squizz323]

7 and 22



[GromMedia]

This really works...!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour..

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*

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*

When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

[Endlessdolphins]

@GromMedia THE DOG(that was easy)

[mariogamersidequest]

@GromMedia dog

[agentx3]

Lol that was awesome

[giggs102]

FEMINIST ONE. LOLOL.

[kratoz008]

Part 2...or you're a woman!

[mcwiggles1213]

Nice disclaimer, it was a real page turner.

[FictionLira28]

LMAO!!! i fucking loved it..and IM A GIRL haha

[NDF211Gunner]

@FictionLira28 Then I guess you like being spanked around and told what to do... I like that

[guitarzero80]

Oh, the grammar killed me..

[BloodHarvest21]

15 is hilarious

[Scorpion408RB]

Part 2 please

[kootieblondie]

When a tree falls on a woman-

Wait

why was there a tree in the kitchen?

[valleeJS]

And 22 ahaha

[valleeJS]

21 LOL

[karutobi]

did you know sandwiches cant make themselfs?

[DemonMan2909]

Actually... I just sold her. XD TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[SevenNationArmy12]

Part two plz :D

[xXhelenasDeathXx]

LMFAO! XDD

[Craz7Drumer]

The best is the last one .! "Actually... I just sold her .!"

[cr7ei]

yes for part 2 lol

[TheShankaclause]

@AmintheDream1 G stands for gtfo

[BRENDEBREN]

15.

[wendor24]

YEAH!! PART TWO!!!

[Gustavoa1011]

Haha

[MacRezzi]

Sex is the same but dishes pile up

[MysticGohanBuu]

Eh not really funny, I chuckled. I'll admit.

[UNSKIALz]

@MysticGohanBuu

You chuckled, and yet it "wasn't really funny"?

These are sexist jokes, to be used in casual conversation my friend.

Did you expect to burst out into uncontrollable laughter? Come on bro.

[minely5885]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they can't change anything.

^ omg. used.

[xapplebottom]

I'm a girl and I found this hilarious. Feminists are so annoying, but of course men and women should be treated equally :3

[dafilip94]

#7 ahaha is my favorite



[PurpleAzzCheeks]

' actually i just sold her ' LMAOOO

[HowYouLikeThemApplez]

The guy on the ad "The Woman in Black" looks like Rob but 7 years old or something.

[1khalil9]

"actually i just sold her" that got me!

[thepikachu176]

i got one so the guy walks in  a hotel and accidentally bumps into the girls brest and he says hey lady if your heart is as soft as your tit you'll forgive me and the lady says well if you elbow is as hard as your dick i'll be in room 113

[1945Slayer]

#1 is my fav

[purplewolfranger22]

Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint? It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.

[MrWhoization]

@kingollie07 Noo...it's namow.

[koolmodee69]

THESE ARE NOT FUCKING ORIGINAL. IVE HEARD 90% OF THESE BEFORE.

[kingoftheabyss9001]

@koolmodee69 It says BEST, not completely ORIGINAL. Learn to read.

[XJamesHetfield69X]

PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brendan98629]

This isn't even funny

[lordallaoy]

avgn fan ; y dont u rant some old videogames ; yes new subscriber & no i dont have time to watch his older videos

[kingollie07]

Did you know woman spelt backwards is kitchen?

[NDF211Gunner]

@kingollie07 Woahman, not so different from woman

[ChillOnlyKetchup]

I like the ones that don't have a punchline

MY LITTLE PONY/BRONY RANT

[toomanymutants]

woo! Hot fudge sundae!

[DarkMetalSkies]

hahahaha coool

[ihategeorgedubyabush]

i want a part 3

[xunkownx499]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I JUST SOLD HER

[ZombifiedLegion]

#15 is the best

[deluxeawesomeness25]

Part 2

[thenxtkb24]

Keep up the videos!

[DaedricAssassin10]

I want a part 2

[farcar4]

Gotta love hot fudge sundae

[HotShadeOfBlue]

this is stupid

[kionie1]

LOL I like the " how do you know when your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up." hahaha, that was funny.

[Bodaydoh]

LOL YOU JUST SOLD HER

[t3hxl337xnub]

you're making a lot of videos lately, i like

[paraminawolftrainer]

1,7,10,15,22 are the best

[alch3mist785]

@Mrsako1000 if you executed it as, "what? I thought your driver's license was over there?" it would sound more witty and smooth =P

[swampertkev]

the feminist one lol

[FudgeUnicorn]

Lol @ the battery joke XD

[toomanymutants]

1:25 haha, evil smile! XD

[gunraykilla]

doesnt the chick look like Dave mustaine?

[theblackwingedsoul]

inb4 feminazi flame invasion

[MaketheMusicFasion]

Lmaoo the last one when you were typing was the best! Love you Rob!! :)

[TrueLegend47]

PART 2 MOTHER FUCKER!

[Mrsako1000]

A woman and a man are watching James Bond. Woman says " BABY I WISH I HAD A LICENCE TO KIILLL!!!" The man says " You do have a license to kill it is your drivers license!"

[toomanymutants]

@Mrsako1000 lolllllllllll I love it! XD

[Ninjaskull]

Whats a man in a kitchen? Impossible

[unicyclefinatic]

"Your dog and wife are locked out of your house, which one do you let in first?

The Dog, because it will stop barking when it gets inside." thats my favorite.

[soberson08]

PART 2

[peaceoutyo1]

1:59 for happy face

[jtoro97]

please i'd love a part 2

[burnsey321]

Man: you should make this again, woman: oh thanks honey I'm glad you like it, man: no, this tastes like shit, now get in the kitchen and make it again!

[R0ccojas0n]

part 2? FUCK YEAH!

[M3IDEH]

make more DOR's instead of these i wanna see some randomness lol!

[MycomputerXs]

The only time I would use these is if I wanted to make some money.

Sue her after she pepper sprays me.

[Th3PaintBall3R]

Fuck yeah on the part 2

[askmenothing9114]

22 was the best

[Cryptmaker2]

FUCK YEA ANOTHER VIDD

[LEFT4DEAD128]

@DrMeh3 oh wow XD

[LEFT4DEAD128]

Can you make part 2 please?

[Altrumazing]

Lol stop in the beginning and read the disclaimer.

[DrMeh3]

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

[lamNOTyourfather]

@DrMeh3 nicely done.

[ilikepie21234]

PART TWO :3

[ChopperGunner69]

Women are only good at 71 things. Cooking, cleaning, and 69.

[hendrixgroupie23]

New Definition of Random! :D this time.. do it in public! like with other people not knowing whats going on.

[Gamesterboy911]

Not even funny

[AllNextGen]

Part 2 for sure!

[BurtonSnowboarder555]

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? nothing shes been told twice

[juicy8956]

@BurtonSnowboarder555 lmaoooooo , and im a girl

[TheBizzareWorldOfBen]

@galaxy1212 I was just about to say that :D