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  • LMFAO oh my god

  • ibest video evar

  • Had trouble getting the horse to whenie in a bottle. The unicorn was quite coopertive

  • @watzaworld Funny, because I have the exact opposite problem.

  • thumbs up if you paused the video to read the ingredients

  • This one should have aired. So good.

  • Awesome

  • Rich Knuckles!

  • @troganx1 I was watching a Serious Sam video and I was like, "THE DORITOS GUY!"

  • I must of messed up. I got silver

  • SALT?

    HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET SALT?

  • I MADE GOLD AGAIN! Lol

  • Better than both Doritos commercials this year if you ask me

  • Mothers approval, i dont have that, can i use daddys approval? wait no substitute? FUCK.

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  • You could buy some Doritos with all that gold

  • Ingredients: Staff of Anubis, Philosopher Stone, Rubber Hammer, Rubber Nails, Moon Rock Salt, Archimedes Screw, Harpsichord, Parachute, Blank, Bag of Holding, Cloud Mist, Eleven Joy, Lucky Penny, Love Song, Erlenmeyer Flask, Macroscope, Sense of Wonder, Blankety Blanks, Temporal Glitch, Haiku, Nods, Sweeps, Beeps, Deeps, Sneeps, Reeps, Winks, Memories, Fireballs, Congratulations, Laughter, Lightening, Star Dust, Rings of a Tree, Mother's Approval, Mountain Air, Cheesiness, Smiles, Love, etc.

  • thats.......um......the ......ingreedients

  • why not get rich with the gold, you could give the gold to me im broke and i need cash

  • Better than baby commercial, worse than dog commercial

  • 514 persons made gold.....

  • ha i already made cry justin biber !!! :P

  • "WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS GOLD"!!! lol dude just spend the gold and buy a bag of Doritos with it

  • Staff of Anibus Philosopher stone Rubber hammer Rubber nails Moon rock salt Archimedes screw Harpsichord Parachute Blank Bag of holding cloud mist Eleven joy Lucky penny Love song Erlenmeyer flask Marcoscope Sense of wonder Blankety blanks Temporal glitch Haiku Nods Sweeps Beeps Deeps Sneeps Reeps Winks Memories Fireballs Congratulations Laughter Lightening Star dust Rings of a tree Mother's Approval Mountain air Cheesiness Inspiring footage Smiles Secret Ingredient Smell of morning Love salt
  • @demdawg00 499 characters

  • does anybody notice the easy bake oven in the background?

  • @bluevid18 I did xD

  • It said memories

  • Sell the gold and get rich.

  • I MADE GOLD  AGAIN

  • Better than both commercials.

  • how did you not win it is so fuuny

  • Robbed

  • how did you guys not win??

  • I checked the doritos's youtube page and couldn't find this video so I'm guessing somehow this one wasn't submitted early enough or some other technicality.

  • @ponquinful No, it's definitely on there. Search for "Make Your Own" it'll show up.

  • @davidwardfilm He's right, it's not on there.

  • @RedToTheZ97 I misread his comment. It's not on the Doritos youtube page because all they have are on there are the finalists, which we weren't a finalist. But if you go to their website where all of the submission are, we are there.

  • @davidwardfilm Oh, okay. Keep up the good work by the way, loving the new videos.

  • @RedToTheZ97 Thanks man. Assume you're talking about the HUMORdy stuff?

  • 510 people were sad a unicorn had to cry in the making of this video

  • Use the gold to buy more doritos

  • Be the richest man of the universe

  • Seriously, why was this commercial rejected?

  • @CodeGreen43 Too "indie" and screwball for middle America? I'm surprised by the number of comments asking why he didn't buy Doritos with the gold.

  • Rich Knuckles?

  • lmaooo

  • Simple keep it Gold is a liquid asset way more valuable than Doritos. You can buy a shit load of Doritos with one golden coin.

  • 2% made silver coins

  • Man, that ending caught me off guard! I now love this commercial!

  • @MVPtr4ash

    Lieutenant Sarcasm.

  • Doug Walker sent me here!

  • So a sling shot baby is funnier than this? Bullshit, Super Bowl!

  • I have everything on the list except for salt...shit

  • like is you paused to read the ingredients.... and burst into a fit of laughter.

  • brain: "Gold can buy MANY doritos"

    David: "Expain how!"

    Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

  • @cubs2084 I loved the dog one that was funny. Idk how a baby and grandmother one made it over this.

  • Great idea...

  • Nice twist at the end :)

  • Great punchline.

  • How did a dog murdering a cat make it on tv, but not this?

  • Thats awesome! We're getting some more decent commercials every year. Make Gold Doritos.

  • i saw love song,lucky penny,temporal glitch and sense of wonder....

  • Cash4Gold are gonna' be all over your ass!

  • Better than baby commercial

  • @BetterDayz19 Even better than the dog competition commercial

  • what im gonna do with all this gold?! well you can give it to me

  • Hahahaha I love this one!!!

  • The only reason this one did not air, even though everyone knows it was the best, is because they leaked the secret recipe for doritos :(

  • I once had a dream where I was trapped inside of a fire hydrant. I busted out using a magic coffee maker, but then I was attacked by monkeys that were riding flying strips of bacon, so I ran for my life down this street made of doorknobs, & hid inside of a biscuit. Then I pursued a giant T.V. in my 2016 dodge camaro, throwing puppy heads at it. I caught the T.V. & wrestled it to the ground, but then it turned into my 4th grade math teacher & gave me a pop quiz, so I ate a slice of milk & woke up

  • @randomcrapdotcom What are you smoking... and can I have some?

  • @Greasefire1 lol

  • Why did this not go to the Superbowl and the slingshot baby did. This commercial is hilarious.

  • hmm... I wonder what "Secret ingredient" is...

  • i got all the stuff but where to find a unicorn ??

  • @3000Muhammed

    in your dreams

    ;P

  • Y wasnt this on super bowl

  • This is why America sucks. The good never beats the bad. This commercial is hilarious, yet didn't make it to the superbowl. I call bullshit.

  • press 7 over and over

  • I'm missing "Mother's Approval".. can't make my own..

  • What am i going to do with all this gold.....

    Duh stupid buy some doritos

  • how did the slingshot baby beat this? this is actually funnY!

  • Gold equals buy doritoz

  • What im i going to do with all this gold!

    LOL! give me some! ;)

  • It's quite simple: Buy Doritos with the gold.

  • @Jmblinn13 gold isn't a currency.

  • @Jmblinn13 captain obvious

  • Hilarious!

  • Lol ingredients "Moon rock salt, Archimedes Screw, Harpsichord, Parachute, Bag of Holding, Sense of Wonder, Love song, Elven joy" AWESOME!

  • I'll take that gold off your hands, bro.

  • sexy

  • AAARRRGH i made gold again!!!!! 

  • My favorite one!

  • how did this not win

  • he made gold because brcause of unicorn tears not on list

  • This didn't make it into the Superbowl commercials because spelled lightning wrong in the ingredient list.

  • I was disappointed when I saw which submission won. It wasn't funny, kinda creepy, and didn't have the same level of enthusiasm as this one. Seriously, sex can sell, but not when there are kids involved.

  • 499 people accidentally made gold....

  • you could buy doritos with all that gold.

  • you should now replace the doritos references as now you are just advertising them for free...

    doritos played you for the fool!

  • Funny

  • what's so funny about this??? you guys are goin way overboard on this one, it's not that funny...

    the "Bird of Prey" one was waaaayyy funnier than this

  • You guys are funny as hell-u should write commercials for major companies if you aint already..

  • Staff of Anubis Philosopher Stone Rubber Hammer Rubber Nails Moon Rock Salt Archimedes Screw Harpsichord Parachute Blank Bag of Holding Cloud Mist Elven joy Lucky Penny Love Song Erlenmeyer Flask Marcoscope Sense of Wonder Blankety Blanks Temporal Glitch Haiku Nods Sweeps Beeps Deeps Sneeps Reeps Winks Memories Fireballs Congratulations Laughter Lightening Star Dust Rings of a Tree Mother's Approval Mountain Air Cheesiness Inspiring Footage Smiles Secret Ingredient Smell of Morning Love Salt
  • One of the ingredient was: "love song" LOL, because if you don't your Doritos wouldn't come out right.

  • I agree this was good!

  • This should have won. Man Doritos wins either way. Even if they didn't show this commercial, they are still successfully advertising their product, and trust me, this commercial makes me want to buy some Doritos.

  • Commercials were by and large terrible this year. Can't believe this didn't win.

  • We needed this to win, all the commercials sucked.

  • OMG! Bag of Holding! D&D NERDS!!

  • this was way better than the actual ads.

  • Way better than any other ad...

  • Buy more Doritos with the gold!

  • Use the gold to buy Doritos or doritos ingredients!

  • half a horses Winnie WT F! ()o-I

  • @freshdude56 philosopher stone...Full Metal Alchemist reference XD

  • crendor brought me here

  • I guess 499 people couldnt find a unicorn and make it cry.

  • You can give the Gold to me :D

  • Retard take the gold asshole

  • Ugh. Now I'm craving doritos. I just got home from the store, dang it! Oh well. This commercial is way better than the one they showed.

  • This without a doubt should've won, it blew the actual super bowl commercials for Doritos out of the water without question.

  • Well, he could buy doritos with his gold haha

  • so... if i want gold, i have to kick a unicorn in the shins?

  • @EvilVariesInLots No, no, no. Unicorns are immune to physical violence. You have to use harsh words and demeaning comments to make them cry.

  • @EvilVariesInLots RIPOFF ARTIST!

    (ah, references)

  • with almost 3 million views how did this not win

  • This was the best one xDDD

  • I signed in for the first time in months to like this video. :)

  • Why wasn't this one of their superbowl commercials!?!?! It's way better than that stupid baby.

  • I have an idea continue making gold and buy Doritos I hate Doritos but I can tell u like them

  • Shouted: I MADE GOLD AGAIN!!! EPIC

  • this is the best instead of that old, baby and the spoil kid

  • The tags on this video are hilarious, specially the last ones.

  • lolololol, accidental alchemy..

  • Dumb Americans cant connect the dots with gold and whats happening with the coming depreciation of your purchasing power

  • @iRad11 You sound like a dumbass haha!

  • @SuperCrackhead5 your a sheep so NDAA is nothing to worry about..

  • Very unhappy I didn't see this have a spot on the superbowl... The people who chose the baby commercial over this are retarded

  • This was amazinggggg.

  • YOu were robbed!!

  • My teacher showed this to my class. This should have won.... :P

  • @KatnissEverdeen987 Was it your metallurgy class?

  • @davidwardfilm ahahaha. No XD we were just chilling watching crash the super bowl commercials :)

  • @davidwardfilm you mean alchemy? xP

  • they forgot to include msg

  • Buy more Doritos Duh

  • The baby advert is shiiiit compared to this

  • So I believe that I watched this video too many times and I laugh every time I hear "I made gold again". I think my friends are trying to kill me cuz last night they played this over and over while I was really drunk... thank god I'm still alive... then again I watch this... hahahaha I need help I think

  • @AsianSensationz Noticed that you watch StarCraft stuff. Dave (the director of this Doritos commercial) and I own a company (Ralph Smyth Entertainment) that's working on a StarCraft documentary. Check it out: /watch?v=4TqvsSmKSrQ

  • Doritaaaa I MADE GOLD AGAIN!

  • This is way better than the commercial that won....

  • honestly MEH i think the one that one was funnier

  • Seriously, how in the world did this not win?! WTF?

  • How did this not win????

  • He's a fucking alchemist.

  • @f0rtwunti Level 99 on the Skyrim scale. ;-)

  • how did this not win

  • That was so amazing...

  • How did this not get picked to run during the Superbowl?

  • TOP 1 COMMERCIAL EVER

  • this should have won!

    

  • I hated that stupid baby slingshot Doritos commercial, was really stupid, and was just a lot of editing with a crappy video. Now this is entertainment

  • Better than the baby

  • This is way better than the baby slingshot

  • this commercial should have won!

  • I fucking hate nacho Doritos they're the most common kind and they're the worst type.

  • maybe you should use the gold TO BUY DORITOS!!