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  • Great Caesar's Ghost! I miss "The Daily Planet".

  • Exactly.

  • ...them"

    

  • hahahaha XD

  • Women and men, generally, have different ways of thinking and reacting to what is said... THAT'S why men confuse women so much, and vice-versa. It's partially learned behavior and it's partially hormones.

    Sometimes something a guy says as a joke will TOTALLY offend the girls in the room, and I'll be the only female laughing because they were speaking ironically.

    This is NOT sexist. It's just something that happens. Both genders can laugh about it because each confuses the other.

  • Yes, women have our problems. We can't help how we where created.

    In my eyes, I see every one equal.

  • It's strange how you can want to kiss, hug, cuddle, protect and make love to someone and want to destroy her at the same time. But women bring that out in men sometimes.

  • Then that little man in black there, he says women can't have as much rights as men, 'cause Christ wasn't a woman! Where did your Christ come from? Where did your Christ come from? From God and a woman! Man had nothing to do with Him.

    If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back , and get it right side up again! And now they is asking to do it, the men better let them. Sojourner Truth

  • Hear! Hear!

  • MAH BOI

  • I'm a woman, and the most you'll ever know about me is that I scare the ever-loving shit out of you. :p

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  • Nothing you'll ever know about what? Cooking? Laundry? Periods? What was the last word!?!?!?!

  • truer words have never been spoken

  • Simple solution to definitions; mostly everyone, regardless of gender, is utterly fucked in the head most of the time. Although I hate to resort to cliche's, this one works.

  • Most people in general don't understand girls, but the truth is that you can never know someone completely. With guys it seems simpler, with girls one thing thats more complicated with us is our ways of communicating, and the way we are more indirect and circuitous. Also more conflicting feelings, I suppose.

  • Sage words!

  • "Because we're too lazy to try and figure them out."

  • Me haga Ud. un sandwich. For all you spanish speakers out there, have a laugh.

  • us men and women, we'll never understand each other..

  • Truer words were never spoken

  • "My boy i think you are old enough to know somethign about women...and that is: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!"

  • Why are we fretting? Women ARE unpredictable and sometimes maddening. . . but it keeps mates enthralled.

    Thank you biology. :)

  • I'm a girly girl. Do I cook? I want to but I suck. Do I clean? No. Never. Only my room. Everyone else can fuck themselves. If you think women are objects, you've got another thing coming. We are so elaborate that your tiny man brains can't even begin to comprehend the complexity of our thoughts. That's why you are too stupid and just decide to treat us like shit cause you do not understand.

  • @MidnightFlower13

    It isn't attractive when women make it a point to assert themselves out of the "gender role".

    Though I respect a strong, independent woman, I feel many females do EVERYTHING they can to make themselves appear to be one of these women. And in my few years of experience in par-taking in the rituals of courtship (I'm only 18) I've learned ladies that do this are really just hurt little girls. A sad case of arrested development more than likely brought on by a boy.

  • @jerkthezerk

    actually, if you ever get to go to college, you'll learn that androgynous individuals (strong, independent women included) have the healthiest, happiest lives and relationships, so you might want to rethink your position

  • shit you can understand women the only thing is that you just will not get it.

  • I'm female, bisexual, and even I can never seem to understand other women. Men are simple, most girls are just so strange. But I like that in a way, when things are too simple I get bored.

  • Woman should be able to go out into the workplace as long as their wages go directly to the home and the care of the family, and as long as the job doesn't interfere with house-work and meal preparation.

  • Why can't people, except the fact that everyone is equal? Black, white, child, adult, woman, man.

    Maybe in a couple of decades.

  • @Rainmakerlola Because they're not equal. Many aspects are different. One's not better or worse than the other. They're just different.

  • @batmanpronz

    The fact that no one's 'better or worse than the other' as you quoted, makes them equal.

    ?

  • @Rainmakerlola No, because "equal" implies identical, which men and women are not. There are many inequalities between men and women that will never be resolved purely for that reason. They are equal in worth only, and deserve equal treatment by the law, but that does not make them equal in all respects.

  • @xXPinkGoddessXx

    Black and white people aren't identical. Me and my sister aren't identical. NO ONE is Identical. and NO ONE should be treated better than someone else for what they look like or what race or gender!

  • @Rainmakerlola Who's talking about treating people as better or worse? If you think the issue of equal treatment is limited to ethical matters, you have an extremely oversimplified view. If a witness identifies a culprit, should he avoid physically discriminating between the races? No, of course not. Yet that is an example of differential treatment. The differences between the sexes however, extend well beyond the physical, which is why the comparison of race to gender is a deeply flawed one.

  • @Rainmakerlola Children are equal to adults??

  • @xXPinkGoddessXx

    Yes, LOL. 

  • @Rainmakerlola Really? When you raise a child, are you going to allow it the same privileges that you have? Are you going to let it make its own decisions the way you do? Are you going to take its advice on most matters?

  • @Rainmakerlola Children and adults are not equal lol. Everything else I agree with.

  • @Rainmakerlola you spelled "ACCEPT" wrong dumbass.

  • true

  • I'm a woman, I cook, I clean, sometimes for my man but mostly for myself.

  • Great Ceasar's Ghost!!

  • Never trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

  • @ebonics4everyone Rare is a good word but when you find that rare one (I did), life is supreme.

  • @revup67 Actually, no, it's not. You simply have someone similiar to you to drag through the mindless repetition and routine with.

  • @JeffersonDinedAlone You don't know anything about his happiness to deny it. If you are miserable it is not just cause to assume everyone else is. There are people who are bored of life and people who are not.

  • @ebonics4everyone thats the good thing about prostitutes you know excactly what you are getting when you give her money. After all when a guy pays for a date there is no guarantee. In the long run hookers are cheaper. In a relationship you buy gifts,meals and pay for dates, not to mention the drama that comes with it.

  • @jubeidamasta some hookers aren't good some hookers steal your things

  • @ebonics4everyone I feel so sorry for you

  • @ebonics4everyone I'm sorry you've had bad experiences with them, but don't be so naiive as to label all women according to that X( And dear god you say women are cruel but the cruelest sexist comments I hear are all from men like you. Sex trade? Are you fucking kidding me?? No one deserves that except for sexual abusers. Everybody has their faults. I could say all men are emotionally retarded, gross, sexist, and selfish because that's what I've experienced but I wont. I'm not petty like that.

  • @ebonics4everyone Not all of us are like that! I swear! I'd rather DIE than live off of someone else! and i'd rather have bamboo shoots shoved under my fingernails than be any of those things!

  • @ebonics4everyone I have the exact same experience with women... well, not with those who I am only friends with (but they've acted like assholes against guys that likes 'em.) I'm not gonna say anything about women as a whole, but that's my experience...

  • @ebonics4everyone ......good comment......how true.....

  • @ebonics4everyone HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA real talk

  • @ebonics4everyone So you're gay?

  • @WakingLife55 No, but if I was I'd be all prison homo on you, bitch.

  • @ebonics4everyone you must have got your heart broken? huh? you mad? 

  • @ebonics4everyone As old as this comment is, my best guess is the only action you ever got if from your stepdad anal raping you when you didn't do you chores. Nothing but sexual frustration can be responsible for your depraved bitterness towards the opposite sex.

  • a woman is a man turned inside out. they are really men inside. that is the key. know that and compete.

  • Exactly. I'm female yet we're such a..Confusing sex.

  • I am a woman.

    I don't cook

    or clean.

    f* that boring stuff.

    haha but whatever makes you happy is important.

  • @sweeetra3 lol

  • im a woman, i make sandwiches, i clean, and i please my man.

  • @MattMcq99 .... now THAT was hilarious ! make sandwiches ..haha

  • @revup67 That's the joke about magazines for women that have articles like "How to Please a Man With Your Hands". The answer is, "Make me a sandwich!"

  • @MattMcq99 good girl

  • @MattMcq99 Is that all you know how to make? Lucky man... LOL JK

  • @MattMcq99 you must be fat

  • @MattMcq99 and you still get treated like shit and arent allowed to have any goals or else you get beaten down

  • im a girl

    but the thing is, is that im a major tomboy, i dont wear any makeup, i dress like a dude, but...still, i do not understand myself and other girls.

  • @videogamelovergirl12 ima tomboy but i do wear girly things some times but not to girly like dress and skirts

  • I thought they have to stay in the kitchen?

  • gotta love John Hamilton

  • How simple and how true!!

  • Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

    Cause they`re ugly and they stink!

  • @1WhoSeeks im a girl and i dont wear makeup and i thought of that too i was going to ask one of my (girl)friend that but i thought she may take it as an inslut so i didn't

  • @theJazziefox lol.

  • Fuck Jor-EL, Superman should take ALL of his Advice from Perry!!!

  • it seems like sexist jokes and stuff are getting back into fashion or is that just me?

  • @Valker666 yeah pretty much, i mean lok at raywilliamjohnson

  • @Valker666 personally all that shit is worn out, it's funny the first couple of times, but, it's pretty much everywhere

  • To know a woman is to know the meaning of life.

    To know a man is to know football, how to operate a grill, and Clint Eastwood.

  • @20Nazar20 I hate you, but you're right.

  • I'm a woman and i can't even understand us sometimes. On the other hand, not all men are that willing to understand us in the first place.

  • @cheeseyLOLer

    Because many of you aren't worth understanding.

  • @jerkthezerk same to you, asshole.

  • Well, I'm female and I don't understand woman.

  • ohhhhhhh thats so true

  • Best line ever.

  • So true.

  • ahh I'm just going for a poo....

  • lol

  • what a genius

  • ehh....

    instead of writing a whole rant about feminism and the social order of men and women, I think I'm gonna just get a snow cone.

  • @IwillKillYourCereal i haven't had those in forever...i should buy one of those ice-maker machines

  • @FMAiscool Lol! It's been over a year since I had that snow cone XD

    Sadly I sold my ice-shaver machine, so if you find a place that sells them please let me know.

  • @IwillKillYourCereal oh no! :( i'm sure you can find them online

  • They are amoral moral nihilists. They must never be given any political clout. Why it would jeopardize the safety of this great nation. They will betray this great nation for collectivism and nanny state government. A liberalism which says give us more power we know better. We must oppose the female like we opposed the communist threat. We must say no to diversity. We don't want diversity that allows communists in.

  • @ToxicOdiousOne omg you again! ur just travelling from video to video trying to piss off as many people as possible, arent you?

    u know, im sorry i tried to pick a fight with u before. i realise now ur probably very lonely and making sexist comments is the only way u get attention. u poor thing. i hope u make friends soon!

  • He's right. Women are irrational,illogical and unreasonable. Thats why men have to be in charge.The first women president will probably send missiles at China because they said she looked fat in a dress.

  • to jxsilicon9: you are correct to an extent....female hormonal levels are not as even as male hormonal levels. They fluxuate. Thats why females can do such irrational things...especially with money. (i am now ready for all your hate comments to me, thank you)

  • im a dude but if china called me ugly i would bomb them

  • Yep , I can vouch for that , cuz I'm a Women , I dont understand men sometimes , such strange creatures these men , but I like ' em !!!!

  • @LadySierraSays It's probably me and my male mind speaking here; but do you play halo at all? It's just your name reminded me of it (Sierra)? :P

  • @LadySierraSays vice versa as well ma'am

  • @LadySierraSays You're more than one woman?

  • @LadySierraSays The truth is, men are extremely simple creatures (believe it or not). The problem is women just tend to overthink until the thoughts spiral way out of control and completely prevent them from thinking clearly and logically, and that's why you can't understand us. Hope I cleared this up for you ;)

  • @krayzeejojo , Yup, we Women are very Emotional type creatures , Rash & Logic ? whats that ? , it's a Guy's thing !!! LOL , thank God for the simple creatures that can put up with us complex one , and Im very complex , we Women like to wanna be right even when were wrong !!! or soo others have said , certainly not me tho-, LOL .......

  • @LadySierraSays Well said! I'm glad to know that you're one of the rare women out there that actually gets it =)

  • lmao xD

  • lol...I love it

  • I'm a woman and I don't understand myself.

  • lol hehe.....even though im a girl, i think its funny.

  • Gerat ceasers ghost

  • no it'sth djou BETCH!!! You knoooow, like djou betch?

  • truth is women don't know what they want

  • The deeper truth is that they are betches. Djou BETCH!!!

  • you betcha what exactly??

  • @bcgabriot i know some nice ones, and they're pretty too

  • sure they do money food and a lack of responsibility for their actions thats what a woman really wants

    why do you think women say they want their man to be their "protector" its utter gibberish no black pirate ninja from space is going to jump out of a street corner and rape her at laser point "protector" means pay the bills take care of the kids clean the house and fix the meals

    Most women nowadays are suburbanite boss-bitches

  • mommy hated your daddy huh?

  • brainless stalk of celery huh?

  • ok george

  • black pirate ninja from space..... LOVE IT!!!

  • I know that I want people to stop saying that they know that I don't know what I want when I'm the only person who could possibly know that.

  • I would wish that I were genderless, but I'm sure people would find some other irrelevant characteristic to base their unwarranted assumptions about my individuality on.

    Maybe it's not so much that I don't know what I want as it is there is nothing to want from a world full of people as disappointing as this.

  • Don't let others cause you to question what you want out of life just because of their unwarranted (and unwanted) assumptions. I did so and am now in a career filed that I thought would be a path to future riches and I am now cornered. Also, by wishing you were genderless, instead of being happy with who you are has already shown that you are letting the thoughts and actions of others control you. Enjoy life, be happy with your individuality. : )

  • Sure, Mom.

    xD But seriously, it's nice to now that there is someone decent on the internets. Even though my comment was more to prove a point than to say something about myself, it is impossible not to be affected by others.

    Besides, being genderless would most probably garner you more unwanted scrutiny than being gendered would.

  • Women have cooties!

  • Your actions dictate who you are not your words. You might say good things like youll fix the world but they mean nothing. Also, youre not the only person to do good for others youre just the only person that feels the need to validate yourself by talking about it. Any right thinking person can see youre a contemptible creature.

    People don't hate you simply for being a woman. My grandpa isn't a victim and neither are you, bitch.

  • Popadibs dont be mad your a crackhead from the wrong side of the tracks.i am sure my familys tax money has been payin for your family for years. i have never taken a live and i dont live off others your all mad because i said we have rights..i do alot for others what are u doing i bet siting at home hitting the crack pipe.

  • Bummer, your family really couldve used to tax money because then at least they couldve afforded to provide you with a decent education. The fact that you have to validate yourself to me by telling me the good you do shows not only that you do it for the wrong reasons (to gloat over it and make yourself look good) but it also shows that youre insecure and trying to seek the approval of others, you insignificant twit.

  • all u need to know about a man they feel so low and weak so they pick on women and will always be under the few real men of the earth.. bet u still live at home with mommy.

  • I'm glad that you can't find any "good men" because this shows that good men are intelligent enough to stay away from no good hoochies like you.

    It's no big deal standing up to simps and manginas because they are just as unintelligent, unarmed, and unprepared as you are. In other words, those men are just like you... they have no balls.

    Don't talk about "the few real men of the earth" when these are the same men that are responsible for the problems that you blame all men for.

  • Oh yeah, I almost forgot, take care and have a nice day.

  • How fucking ironic. Another defensive ugly bitch with no friends commenting on a joke video. You must be new to the internetz. In all seriousness though, you're a whore and you should probably kill yourself.

  • i forgive u,u dont know any better your mind can only go as far as your upbringing..

  • Based on your upbringing you should know better though dont have kids, theres no need to pollute the world with your DNA but if you had any sugar in that sack of shit that you call a brain I wouldnt need to tell you that.

  • Lol, you're the one to talk about upbringing. Silly trailer trash cunt, go get a proper education.

  • Yeah, notice how these cunts are the one talking about how we should end discrimination against women but she uses racist attacks against me.

    It shows the true colors and intentions of people like her.

  • Bitches be crazy.

  • Some men are bitches because they defend this type of behavior.

  • lol u guys look up this stuff and talk big shit to girls online just like pussys do go talk shit to a man and see what u get but u are scared ..u are little boys who i feel very sorry for u..its easy to pick on a woman than it is to pick on a man..are weak in body and mind!!

  • A man can excercise his legitimate freedom of expression to anyone he desires, male or female.

    I am not "talking shit" because I don't speak your native language, bitch. I talk to other men about this in real life all the time. What do you want me to do? Post a video on youtube about it?

    No one is picking on you, bitch, we're stating the obvious and you deserve the contempt you receive. Don't play the high and mighty role and then turn around and play the weak innocent victim role, wuss.

  • hey Popadibs maybe u should ask that dude in the vid to give back your grandpa bet he payed him well ''NOT''

  • I just asked that dude in the video if he saw my grandpa but apparently he wasnt done beating your grandmothers ass for not having dinner done.

  • dont blame me because u guys have to sit home on here looking up porn and women hating videos.. dont put it on me u cant get a girl friend what are u going to do now go shoot up a gym full of girls.. your moms a cunt.

  • Don't blame me for you being a no good trollup that probably has had just as many abortions as child births. It's not my fault that you have to depend on tax payer money to survive.

    Maybe when you can start doing instead of lying about what you do then you'll actually have some respect. If men actually hate you then it's not because there's a problem with them... you are the problem.

    Go choke on one.

  • i dont kill babys and live on tax money but i am sure u did just by looking at your pick dont be calling me a baby killer crack head.

  • Looking at my picture?

    So this is the breed that will change the world?

    Since when do superficial qualities such as looks have anything to do with a persons intentions?

    This insult is coming from someone that has not shown their own face, not that I particularly care how you look.

    You may not kill babies but you can save the world by keeping your genes to yourself.

  • According to women, looks are everything, because whenever they argue, they bring in ability to get laid/sexuality.

  • Haha. He's right.

  • its not my job to babysit u and make sure u dont spend your money..

  • what is your job?

  • No, you just don't want men to stop spending their money on women because it would be a conflict of interests.

    I wish men would stop spending on people like you.

    I suppose the woman that put a hit on her husband a few days ago would fix the world too? I suppose women like this have nothing to do with the problems in the world?

    Stupid, you're not smarter than I am.

  • Your poor grammar reflects on your lack of education/intelligence. I bet you're going to mooch off of a man who works. Good day, cunt.

  • see u say one thing and there are guys telling ya to shut up calling names u are a low life and should not even be listed under the term man u little worm...bigger pussy bitches then the ones they date.

  • Women are better than men, that's why they make comments on my page and then delete my comments and block me like cowards.

    What a big girl you are, geez.

    First you say women can fix the world but now you say the mess that man made is too big to fix.

    I'm pretty sure women have a hand in this mess too but if you want to give men all the credit for the bad you might as well give us all the credit for the good too. It's a lie but it's more fair.

  • Your claims about women fixing the world are baseless claims.

    Okay, there's so much I can say but since women can fix the world why don't you encourage men to stop spending their money on women from now on and send it to the poor?

    Instead of valentine's day we can have a day dedicated to helping the poor? Since women are the biggest spenders I have to ask how much women spend a year to help the world and then how much they spend on themselves.

  • So true. They keep everything about them secret.

    They do it more then guys & that's the truth

  • "My girl, I think you're old enough to know something about men...and that is they are thinking with their genitals... those who don't most times have small penis"

  • So true...

  • Perry White, the bitter divorcee!

    Ah well, he'll always have Jimmy.

  • true

  • Question: What do you like most in a women?

    Correct Answer: My dick

  • thank u for makin my point your dick yes thats all u guys are hope it falls off.

  • Shutup you cocksmoking whore.

  • sorry i am not your mom,wow big words for a little boy...thanks for making my point why women are better then men.

  • women should be farmed for fucking

  • you sir/ma'am,

    your are an asshole!

  • the world is messed up because of men..they think there so smart but they cant even fix anything.

  • they're*