In response to steelstoner: Unfortunately, Better Than The Machine does not own any deer at the present time. On the other hand, we do have a cage containing nine (as of last Thursday--congrats Chichi and Yogi!) American Brown Bears at our headquarters. Thus the lack of deer related Better Than The Machine videos, and the seeming abundance of bear related Better Than The Machine videos.
thats NOT how to ward off a bear - Bang pots and pans and never try to steal the little ones. No matter how small they are, the mother bears will notice they are missing.
YOGI NO!!!!
dontjudgememann 1 year ago
Good stuff! Very funny. :-)
Lukas0472 1 year ago
lmfao
AllStarDeal79 2 years ago
I LIVE IN IOWA... THERES NO BEARS HERE.
1Mrguitarman7 2 years ago
@1Mrguitarman7 We lured them in with pic-a-nic baskets.
reid11levin 2 years ago
damn that red riding hood!!!
1Mrguitarman7 2 years ago
@1Mrguitarman7 ...and/or Yogi Bear!
reid11levin 2 years ago
that's what makes it funneh.
tara8686 2 years ago
@1Mrguitarman7 OR, COINCIDENTALLY, ANYTHING ELSE.
KagenoAsura 1 year ago
i like the vid but the music is shit
IronRebelz 2 years ago
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this video sucks
tyclark5500 2 years ago
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you also cant spell bear without the letter B
kizziejip 3 years ago
you cant spell bear without an R can you?????
kizziejip 3 years ago
oh nice im from iowa. wait we dont have bears in iowa just deer.
steelstoner 3 years ago
In response to steelstoner: Unfortunately, Better Than The Machine does not own any deer at the present time. On the other hand, we do have a cage containing nine (as of last Thursday--congrats Chichi and Yogi!) American Brown Bears at our headquarters. Thus the lack of deer related Better Than The Machine videos, and the seeming abundance of bear related Better Than The Machine videos.
reid11levin 3 years ago
lolz he was checking out the bears ass when it was leaving
sdlt1123 3 years ago
i once killed a t-rex
hairylegs111 4 years ago
so did i
The11thHourX 4 years ago
No Joke! Some guy in Alaska Used "Bear RePellent" (Pepper Spray) Like it was InsectRePellent! And Maced Himself!
OnTheWing2007 4 years ago 4
hahaha i love where it's filmed.
DontCuffMe 4 years ago
sick
ImperfectUtopia 4 years ago
Here's a request
How do you make a Pizza?
Caoblix 4 years ago
man that bear is ganster...very funny.
zellisty 4 years ago 2
thats NOT how to ward off a bear - Bang pots and pans and never try to steal the little ones. No matter how small they are, the mother bears will notice they are missing.
jsireno23 4 years ago
Jsireno23 ur a fucking retard, and why the fuck would you steal a bear
dmx1910 4 years ago
no dmx1910, ur a retard for thinking he was serious..
iLuckyyy 4 years ago
...Why wouldn't you steal a bear?
Sephonitic 4 years ago 5
What else would the baby bigfoot I stole play with.
S0122017 4 years ago
bro ide steal ur granma srsly
andygaras 4 years ago
thats NOT how to ward off a bear..isnt it duck and cover?
andygaras 4 years ago
youve got to get your bearings, that was bearly funny. I cant bear much more, its like a squeeky wheel with rusted bearings. Maybe I need a bear-hug.
ronny2471 4 years ago 2
that's a dangerous bear I better keep away from it.
LEot128 4 years ago
Lol
Shoo!
maagaagaa 4 years ago
lol
itfelldown 4 years ago
ahahah! go away bear...shoo!
hazel141 4 years ago 2
he was checking out the bears ass after it went away the first time
jodahobo 4 years ago
good one.
barb99999 4 years ago
Great video. Maybe how to run away from the cops.
greendayrulestce 4 years ago
That bear is gangster
jodahobo 4 years ago