US History in 50 seconds

[lukassss201]

Usa don't have a history, don't have a culture.

[QuestionRenee]

@lukassss201 *The USA doesn't have a history, they don't even have a culture.

Write like you have a education, kthx.

[Jca2790]

@QuestionRenee *Write like you have a education.*

It actually goes: "Write like you have an education." FAIL

[Jca2790]

Empires only get built with bloodshed. Review your history. All world powers got to be world powers by kicking the shit out of their neighbors and distant relations.

[SpartanKratos001]

@Jca2790 China must be the only exception... or not.

[Rhinoch8]

"After a genocide that could have been twice as deadly as the Shoah, white men finnally murdered their way into America"

[MelancholyApples]

poor native americans everything in green wuz once thier land and now theve been invaded :(

[tapolna]

This has got to have been produced by an American.  They know less about their own history than Europeans know their history, or Latin Americans who have continously suffered the repurcussions of U.S. historical policies.

[Alexr197]

@tapolna It is just a video showing the creation of the states over time...

[cookiemonster9052]

@tapolna Not exactly, many Americans just don't take the time to study. Unlike me, I do.

[redtesta]

@tapolna lmao ..and indians didnt get mexico taken from them. europeans know what exactly? socialism? help me. speak for yourself and your country dont speak for someone elses. Is this a lie? show it. prove it.

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

We kicked a bunch of Armies Ass's and got bigger.

The End.

[ocallaghan1916]

@xPo1S0nXs0DaX no

[2litersam]

2012- "what the fuBOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!"

[VaginosaurusRex]

well im done studying for finals now.

[Nacnueed]

Such a young nation lol... apart from the Indian history, but we just sweep that one under the carpet for some reason... I mean what's that about? Oh well. Seems like a good country, looking at it from here in Ireland.

[XxUrSoLoStxX]

@JefesupremoReturns I'm pretty sure if you go back in time far enough that all land has been stolen and invaded.

[kakashi76767]

@XxUrSoLoStxX yes but with america you dont have to go back far at all - just a hundred years or so.

[XxUrSoLoStxX]

@kakashi76767 Now that's what I would call a hypocritical statement on your part.

[Roachenator]

Americans...turning a vast wilderness full of beasts into a strong superpower nation

[Dimtheod12]

Americans are Europeans. Americans dont exist.

[v4lkyr]

@Dimtheod12

Amen.

[XxUrSoLoStxX]

@Dimtheod12 America was named long before it was the United States. Learn some history.

[Dimtheod12]

@XxUrSoLoStxX I mean residents of the US... But well my comment is stupid so plz ignore it.

[yumi1851]

Why america has not been judged for crime agaisnt humanity??

[TheBigBullofTexas]

@yumi1851

Because America refused to sign the anti-genocide treaty and will not submit itself to international court.

[yumi1851]

Indians ='(((

[kakashi76767]

yes, our brave forefathers exterminated an entire race and then named some sport teams after them. Then, they stole a shitload of land from Mexico. the end.

[Whatdipisit]

@kakashi76767 Yes, I'm sorry that white males are the dominant species in this world. Natural selection and survival of the fittest.

[kakashi76767]

@Whatdipisit not forever... the rest of the world will have its revenge one day. you will simply be outnumbered.

[Whatdipisit]

@kakashi76767 That is true, with liberal propaganda promoting interracial couples and race mixing. That does seem like a possibility in the future.

[kakashi76767]

@Whatdipisit besides, everyone knows white people are defective. why do you think sports are dominated by minorities? its genetics. white people have genes that make them slow and stupid

[Whatdipisit]

@kakashi76767 Yeah, sure pal. I'm sorry we have been the most successful. It's just genetics.

[froodsbag]

@kakashi76767 your stupid. there are many sports that are dominated by whites. I would love to know your race because im sure its "defective" in some way.

[kakashi76767]

@froodsbag im a robot

[XxUrSoLoStxX]

@kakashi76767 Slow and stupid? Next time you use your car, fly on a plane and use the computer or microwave then ask yourself if they're slow and stupid. Do you wipe your ass with leaves still?

[kakashi76767]

@XxUrSoLoStxX white people are the retards of the earth

[XxUrSoLoStxX]

@kakashi76767 why are you using retards invention then? What does that say about you?

[kakashi76767]

@XxUrSoLoStxX the japanese and chinese make computers, the first car was invented by a Turk, and the microwave by a Russian. none of them are white you simpleton.  pwned! man you white folks are dumb as all hell. you probably cant even understand the words im using.

[XxUrSoLoStxX]

@kakashi76767 You're too funny.

[redtesta]

@kakashi76767 you are so far off base its a joke.Japanese and chinese you kidding me? Jack Kilby 1923 developed a chip at Texas Instruments in 1958, and Robert Noyce 1927 1990 invented a similar device at Fairchild Semiconductor in 1959. That were the chips. Going into computers there is a whole history behind it and its not chinese. Chinese take things , tear it apart and re-engineer it. The For arguements sake and saving time search on google " who invented the first car " pretty simple.

[redtesta]

@kakashi76767 Funny thing is my business partner is chinese, girlfriend is japanese and good buddy is korean. Funny how THEY tell me to watch out for chinese in doing business and or the hardline of the japanese. Ive seen my partner work the internationa market its fantastic. They , the chinese, tried to steal our technology, add 3 things to it, patent it and call it their own. Long story short, we nailed them. So i dont know the big words you used but your basic english isnt bad for a japanese.

[kakashi76767]

@redtesta Typical white man's lies. pure garbage. just look it up "dude". LOL

[XxUrSoLoStxX]

@kakashi76767 You're the typical victimless, crocodile tears, ignoramus that needs to blame someone else for your shortcomings. I bet you also blame the white man for the earthquake.

[redtesta]

@kakashi76767 hahaha you brain surgeon, you look it up, i sure did. There is it "typical white man lies" , who said i was white? now your a psychic right? Your a young libeal, bitter japanese obviously. Ran your opinion by educated asians, they laughed ...

[kakashi76767]

@redtesta whats a libeal? is that something you americans shove up your asses?

[redtesta]

@kakashi76767 oh hey, im sorry Kakshi... i forgot the R.. here let me help LIBERAL.. Let me add to it. PROGRESSIVE RADICAL LIBERAL .. or how about , TOTALITARIAN LIBERAL. You're japanese, you dont or shouldnt have much to say. Then you state, ' You americans" lol you in Japan? How things going over there?????? WHo is helping your sorry asses out?????? Dont bite the hand that feeds you.

[kakashi76767]

@redtesta whats a libeal?

[gematriagrim666]

@kakashi76767 The white people turned a piece of shit country full of forest and red skins into the most powerful nation in the world, suck on that faggot

[SirJason141]

@gematriagrim666 How very nazi of you to say that.

[jackamatyus]

@gematriagrim666 yes, they turned it into a country full of rednecks who think it's their job to bomb anywhere that disagrees with their oh so 'brilliant' morals and standards. Land of liberty and freedom my ass, you're a country founded on slavery, corruption and war.

[MisterDyer]

@jackamatyus Are your parents related, or are you naturally an ignoramus?

[jackamatyus]

@MisterDyer I have no doubt that they share a common ancestor, we all do, but they're not related enough for me to be considered inbred (which is what you were most probably implying). If you're going to argue against me you should structure an actual argument instead of resorting to childish insults.

[MisterDyer]

@jackamatyus That's quite the defense mechanism for someone who has a strong opinion. Do you know why I'm not going to argue? Because this is the internet, and I don't need to prove my point to an imbecile.

[jackamatyus]

@MisterDyer Oh dear, yet another youtube snob. Goodbye.

[trouts4]

50 seconds wasted.

[dadecountyhustler305]

Most powerful nation ever to exist in the course of humanity...

hahaha all you third world monkeys are just jealous... Maybe if your ancestors spent more time learning how to forge metal instead of doing rain dances you wouldn't have been PWNED so easy...

[Robertz1986]

@runeman541

We were not 48th >:(

Those specific procedures were not standard, nor were they required when we entered the union.

[daexmachinus]

Nevada is still underdeveloped. :( Damn geography.

[bananian]

Quebec was conquered in 1950, thank god.

[shb01188]

Saying 200 years of history is pitiful is more pitiful since it is actually closer to 400 years. Also, It is longer than your lifespan, and became a world superpower at age only 350~ years old. Now some countries who are older never became "super powers"

[Uzzie101]

@shb01188 Most of those countries didn't exploit black people....

Most of those countries had more than bows and arrows to compete with....

[shb01188]

@Uzzie101 and so are u trying to say that the usa became the world super power because they had slaves and bows and arrows?

so if "most of those countries" had more than bows and arrows, why would the usa have a superior military with bows and arrows? also, if im not mistaken, the european americans had firearms from the colonial age they came.

[Uzzie101]

@shb01188 Their competition (their neighbors) had bows and arrows. Native Americans had very little rifles and would run out of ammo very quickly. However countries in, let's say, Eastern Europe, would have had full-scale Empires to contest with our borders and resources. That's what I said, you read my comment wrong, poor comprehension skills...

[shb01188]

@Uzzie101 rather than my comprehension skills, it is yout poor writing. you should have said "most of these countries, such as blah blah blah..., only had bows and arrows to compete with.

aside from that, your first comment didnt make much sense. it would have been more senseful to respond "the other countries never became superpowers because they didnt enslave others and had extremely rudimentary weapons" which would be proving my point with some obvious reasons. except the slave part.

[watchmerock1]

its funny how the only pictures that were put up were of wars. not land marks like the moon landing or Olympic games

[christyandmattshow]

thats off a game

[TheArsonistBeats]

20 european trolls

[psycho642]

compared to other country's ...America has a pitiful history,,only 200 years...

[bennett475]

cus america is full of greedy fat fucks ololol

[blondknight]

Oh my goodness, they dropped the Alaska bomb on Canada!

[Goodboy7557]

missing out the Natives, Vikings, Alaska and all those other territories in the pacific :P

[domigery]

Yeah Amearicans kill every body everywhere. Nice history.

[defern64]

@domigery Nice ignorant comment there ace. I'm sure that it makes sense that all 300+ million people are bloodthirsty barbarians with a never ending bloodlust. get real pal...people die. And if we were to become isolationist, the rest of the world would complain we aren't doing enough to help. Regardless, whether we like it or not, we have to defend ignorant fucks like yourself. SMD...wait, nevermind, you probably have siphilis.

[ProtestSpp]

The war in Iraq is still ongoing you numpty

[MissGingerOpal]

I think it's interesting how wars are used to pinpoint dates in history rather than more progressive events like inventing trains, airplanes, radio, batteries, vaccines, computers, walking on the moon, the internet, and so forth. We humans tend to dwell on the negative.

[Luigi84289]

@MissGingerOpal That's public education for you.

[Tripo1iSamson]

@MissGingerOpal Good point.

[aardvark1956]

Can't wait for his updated version!

[jamba215]

thats 3 Wars only since the day i was born, will u ever stop?

[chaparro212]

dam mexico lost texas... shit

[colbertLOTR91]

shouldn't the clip of ww1 have started in 1918 as that was when America entered and ww2 in 1941?

[cartoonmarc]

worst guitar solo ever

[LucasVanPolen]

2010 = fail

[capodiloco]

Haha, America is really the only country with a history you can put up in 30 secs :p

[Corbadal]

If I recall capodiloco the United States help free your country, not once, but twice, from the Germans. And if not for the United States, you would be the smallest F***ing province in the Russian Empire.

[capodiloco]

Huh twice, only in WO II and we didn't take part in WO I and Russia has never been a threat to us, as far as I know.

and my country was the richest country in 1700, you're country has also a temporary power it doesn't last 500 years.

China will rule, probaly because of all the citizens they have.

Lately America has been not that nice against us especially Obama I think he don't need to think he needs to rule Europe's politics.

and if you're white I duno you couldve come from the Netherlands.

[StlyDutch]

Did you notice how the ''most powerful country'' always moves to the west?

I dont know the exact order and every country, but its something like this:

China (around 1000 - 1500)

Jeruzalem

Rome

The Netherlands (/Britain)

The US

Future: China/Japan

[Windowmaker19]

the future is closer than you think

[StlyDutch]

Unfortunatly you're right.

China is a fked up country..

[crazygeek777]

@StlyDutch you forgot greece and persia fail :)

[RadicalNoran]

poor indians

[Barbituranek]

yeah

[everygreatpowerfalls]

yup thats why i say fuck white people

[rich652]

@RadicalNoran yea poor me

[lachlanpudduh]

USA! best country in the world.

[pazyamor07]

The events marked are all wars and it is only the ones most commonly known, minimizing the reality of what has occurred between them. As if the United States has been a peaceful development with the exception of a few wars, albeit controversial ones. This is an inherently inaccurate depiction of U.S. History. There has not been a moment in U.S. History that the United States hasn't been spilling blood and repressing people, mostly inhabitants of the U.S. itself. Constant war, not spotted wars.

[Barbituranek]

Americans are murderers of indians... You are going to burn in hell for genocide!

[Shaolen]

everyone are murderers of everyone.

[Barbituranek]

I didn't murder anyone.

[Corbadal]

You didn't murder anyone? That is the whole point, you can't blame the sins of the past on people of the now.

[Crispypirate]

No no one is going to burn in hell for genocide because one sins are forgiven and two it would be completely illogical to assume that current inhabitants of the US would suffer for their ancestors mistakes. So please hush.

[JDankens]

That's right, you can do anything you want if you're Christian and it's ok in your mind because your sins are fictitiously forgiven... idiot

[EmperorOfMars]

@JDankens I know isn't it a lovely idea!

[LuckyPalms]

@JDankens Shut. The fuck. UP. We have our religon, you have yours. Stop hating on everyone because we feel differently, bastard.

[eetjaarem]

@JDankens Yeah it's much better to believe that you ancestors are monkeys.

[GhostInTheShell29]

@eetjaarem You know only religious people say that. You'd have to have no knowledge of evolution at all to say man evolved from monkeys. Monkeys are monkeys. Humans are humans we are clearly different species now. Common ancestors though yes.

Just like a chihuahua, and a saint bernard have a common ancestor and are still very different and neither evolved from the other.

[eetjaarem]

@GhostInTheShell29 Common ancestor than, like I didn't know, how would they have looked like? Yep.

Yeah, I'm religous, and I believe in something called micro evolution. Explains the dog thing for example.

[GhostInTheShell29]

@eetjaarem like you didn't know? If you knew you were telling a lie then why say it?. '

Theres an inherent flaw with micro evolution, and i'll put it very simply. Time. If you believe small changes occur each generation that lead to some differences. For example the differences among dogs. What happens after 10k generations? what about 100k generations? If you change one little thing at a time 1000's of times that adds up to Macro differences.

[eetjaarem]

@GhostInTheShell29 Why I said that? Look at the comment the other guy made to which I replied. Yes but that's the thing. It's not proven. You can assume that when you wait 10000 years, huge changes will occur. But nobody can be sure, it's just a theory.

[GhostInTheShell29]

@eetjaarem If i drop a rock, it will fall down to the ground, if i repeat the test it will fall down to the ground again. On the third test the rock fell up and hit the sky. Nobody can be sure that this won't ever happen. No matter how many times you drop a rock, the previous examples don't 100% philisophically prove that it must always happen that way. Gravity is only a theory.

Since recorded history evolution has been witnessed and recorded.

[shenyain]

@GhostInTheShell29 Nice use of Hume's theory.

[Thomas91p0]

@JDankens Not all people are Christian... Idiot.

[Countrygent100]

@JDankens Please demonstrate where it says in the Bible that Christians can do anything they want (cos they're sins are forgiven?)

Actually... it doesn't!

How about you read the book before you vent?

Now... show how incredibly brave, clever and broad minded you are by having a go at Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, Jews, Jains and every other belief system except your own.

[JDankens]

@Countrygent100 lol I've got a ton of hate replies over my post. In case you guys can't tell this was a reply to a post. The guy was probably saying something along the lines of America was Christian land anyway blah blah Manifest Destiny.

Back during the Spanish Inquisition they (the Catholic Church) denounced natives in central America as 'less than human' so that the sins for murdering another human did not apply. I read history, not fiction.

[jackamatyus]

@Countrygent100 who gives a crap about what Christians believe and what the bible says? I pay attention to what Christians actually do and have done. They constantly commit immoral crimes against humanity and then justify them by saying 'God told us to do it'. In fact, it's the same with just about every religion. Religion = influence over people, influence = power, power = corruption. It's disgusting.

[nintendomaster12]

@jackamatyus yes, yes indeed. I must admit that in most religions yes there is alot of corruption but there are others who have true intentions. Also those who you refer to as "christians" who commit immoral crimes etc. aren't Christians those are people who use the bible to there advantage. And why do you people always refer to the bad of what people who call themselves christian have done. What about the good fed the poor, gave people shelter why don't you look at that

[MegaLolburger]

@nintendomaster12 No Christian follows the Bible word for word. It tells you to kill homosexuals and people who work on the Sabbath.

Any good action they actually do is done in the hopes of reaching a paradise after death. That's the difference between a religious person and say, an Atheist or an Agnostic. They are good for the sake of being good. A religion person is good for selfish reasons.

[nintendomaster12]

@MegaLolburger Im not really sure if you know this , but the fact is , simply doing "good" deeds just for the sake of going into heaven will not infact get you into heaven , wont you think that if Christians believe in an omnipotent , omnipresent , all knowing being believe that they wouldn't have a thought that this being would see the selfishness of their actions in there hearts?

[MegaLolburger]

@nintendomaster12 Exactly, you have to live a lifestyle which will get you into this paradise. Good deeds are part of the equation, any and all good deeds done are done simply so they are granted access to heaven. Nothing more to it.

Well now you bring in omnipotence, omnipresence and all that contradictory garbage your concept of a God falls apart. He creates evil people knowing they will inflict pain, knowing they will be condemned to eternity in hell ergo; Your God is the epitome of evil.

[nintendomaster12]

@nintendomaster12 2- Christians don't do this because they want to go to this "paradise" or heaven , they do this because there lives have changed due to Jesus in them , which it will make it a natural thing for them to do good deeds not for a heaven or paradise

[MegaLolburger]

@nintendomaster12 If they wanted to be good for the sake of being good they wouldn't need any religion or imaginary friend to tell them so. They are good Because the bible tells them to be good, they're incapable of thinking for themselves.

With all that faith in that one several thousand year old book written by carpet chewing desert nomads, It begs the question; Why don't you kill homosexuals and people who work on the Sabbath like it says to? Please answer me this, it's quite interesting.

[qeolion]

remember the 60´s ,now white people should sit at the back! ha ha ha ha !

[kingbodup]

could only do this with america. serious lack of history

[Benmarkk708]

Hmmmm.... Where is the part with the thousands of natives that had to die? Maybe then they'd have to show the picture of dead native until the 1960's.

[kagerou05]

u forgot the WTC too

[ALEKSANDAR989]

u forgot 1999 agresion on serbia

[misteria70]

my friend...they have forgotten so many things they should really be ashamed..ALL AMERICANS!

[qeolion]

and finally a black president!!!! next one will be a real american indian!!! ha ha

[WiiPaint]

not yet, president elect... you never know he might have done something and be kicked out from being presidental elect

[INIGUEZELI]

do u have any problem with the new president? fuck u man

[Comedian101]

Gah, I hope you didn't vote for him just because he was black!!!

[sovietjoybuzzer]

Nice video. No mention of the French, Dutch, Spanish, and most importantly, American Indians. Very nice.

[BIgWhiteItalianNYC]

god bless the jew.s.a get it!! jew.s.a

[mitchqqqqqq]

usa sucks

[waster125]

Compelling argument.

[CarloAlbertoRz]

Son 55 segundos

[ThorAxeTheThunder]

But the counting started at 0:05 seconds;)

[katrinarozel]

A very educational an interesting post, unfortuately some idiots still like to put insulting comments on a post which appears to be purely educational in context, shame on them!

[Noobslayerk]

Person below me is a fuck prick, its in the corners of the screen, and also where is 9/11?

[MaxHicks99LA]

wheres alska dumbfuck?.and hawaii

[Mirkil]

Alaska is showed on this "map" at the place of Montreal,Quebec - Canada and Hawaii is a little bit under California.

Dumbfuck.

[MaxHicks99LA]

suck a dick fuckface!!!

[Mirkil]

...

What a interesting comment.

[MaxHicks99LA]

get on your knees....BITCH!!!

[SmartGirl27]

true.. I didn't notice alaska there. weird I always thougt it was more north.

[Mirkil]

...

Alaska is at right of the Russia...

[WiiPaint]

dude he was putting them in because he didnt show the full fucking world! only main USA

[Clintville]

Wow, you obviously don't know how maps work.

Idiot.

[Choice777]

how about is pis all over america then jerk of on it , then set it on fire, then piss on the ash and then burn it again.. fuck all of you stupid american bitches..you all know nothing about protecting wats important the invoronment, the culture..all you do is destroy...well everyone's going to be hapy and well once america is no more...basicly no one likes america exept americans. fuck you , go die u worms, u'r nothing but a plague.

[newyorkgiants21]

what the hell has romania done for the world since the united states is just a plague?

[Choice777]

the world's history would be a lot different..for exemple  watch?v=Gx16cQzg-08

[newyorkgiants21]

ooh wow the pen,dracula,happy cemetery,and your romanian football team with 4 saves in a row but mutu couldnt even score one.the coolest thing romania has done is modern cybernetics.romanian women arent all that good there a hot women everywhere and romanian beer isnt good,german beer is,and the wine goes to the italians and the french.your food looked like shit,and romania is full of gypsies.by the way baseball originated off of cricket,which is british.

[Choice777]

nd of course as a true american you distort the truth..meaning you forgot to mention the most important ..the get engien. and are women are way way better than yours,and talk about stereotypes,i bet u've never had german beer,but alone romanian beer,then youl'd know.same goes for the vine, romanian wine is known only by the extremely rich folks and the wine conoseours.your food looks like shit,actualy is,america is full of idiots,and the baseball is our invention because is earlyer than cricket

[lordvancouver]

And England is full of golliwogs -same motherland! Read history my friend.

9% of 54 mil people makes for around 4.5 mil pakis and east indians! A lot more than 2.6 mil gypsies in Romania.

[Choice777]

how about showing us the fall of america.. in 1 second. NUKE ! it's going ot happen if the stupid americans contunie to "not give a fuck" about anything else.

[pundadah]

Such a GR8 Country governed by Dumb-Fuck

Re-Turds..

[hannan73]

so..lets give our land back to the indians..enslave the negros again,let mexico have thier land back ....and all convert to islam or socialism

[roomsixproductions]

How about you just admit that you suck ass, and never do it again?

[danaross]

Cool. It really does make me want to watch the slower version with all the details.

[EsmereldaAndKyle]

that was actually pretty interesting