Beached as Bro !

[maddogdabang]

that was awesome =-) well done bro

[The535clarkey]

Fucking kiwis! Sick of kiwis living in Australia! What do they add to this country apart from forklift drivers??

[jayloo]

Aahahaha! I'm over it!

[MrBrainz]

A random Aussie chick told me about this video last night. I'm bemused.

[kirsaker]

hahahah love it!!  my roommate and i do this daily hahah

[TheOneAndOnlyMe92]

hahahahaha loved it at first you's looked tarded but it got funnier as the video went on xD

[foch0]

Yes. Well done Gentleman.

[TheOneAndOnlyMe92]

Hilarious xD And water magnifier haha

[027muffinmixture]

thats gay as bro..thats heeeps gay na bro thsts fully gay bro ahahaha..dumass

[MsRororo1234]

YOU STUFFED IT UP!!!!!!!!

[ATIMU23]

this weird

[chimeranzl]

thats gay bro

[sexayindividual69]

stupid

[perkele0079]

Sausaged as is better.

[DeadlySausage]

hahaha sausage fest

[perkele0079]

Got ini plink-tun?

[b3k4b3k4]

LOL!! I miss NZ.

[alexthegreat12344]

epic fail

[peter402]

Believe it or not these are the two guys who started it up

[Adeon55]

Have you got a fattie or a bong, bro?

[rawiristone]

@Adeon55 yeah not funny lol

[CalebWillCreate]

na man not that funny

[Avatar230594]

oh bru thes ved ez shetty

[whobegotyou2009]

might of been funny on the day for you guys but its not youtube funny.

fuckn pathetic

[MrSydneyKing]

Shit?

[kchelly]

Hahahahahha

[IvoryCulbreath]

Mad Cuntz! LMFAO

[Rogga209]

lol

[koastalskate]

more like baked as bro lol

[elland0101]

heaps baked bro!

you gotta cone bro?

hahaha (Y)

[pwnage333]

planktom

[iMatinee]

This is so fucking sad.

[ace69er]

En uts PLENKTON bro, not plankton!

Go eet a chup!

[Davo650]

HAHA Nice one guys!

[ArmyMen333]

oh noo,broo,thus us good ez,broo

[cashboy500]

Sweet bro, sweet :)

[lewisheapy]

youtube and spliffs boys?

[bubbyt3]

o/ I

/\

[taskforcetiny4yahoo]

you fail. Bro.

[JazzHory]

Broooo! mean Maori meeeean!

I laughed..cos it was funny.

stuff the haters.

[cthom123]

☻/

/▌

/ \ Hi my name is Bob and I'm a faggot. Stop pasting me into videos'

[Tatteredblades]

There's one thing I really hate: Old men trying to be funny.

[Tonganbulldozer]

Mate shut up.

Ppl tried to funny by making the first video in the frist place.

Let these ppl have there fun ok homo?

Like this by the way guys shuold make another one about that Sausaged As on.

[Mitchzor1337]

hahaha good as

[KAFANDCHRIS]

dats funny as:D

[NoWorriesBro]

wtf...that was crack up as what a buncha eggs!!!! was betta than the original ae

[Rafdaganga]

HAHAAHHAAHAHAHAA OMG HAHAHAAHAHA

[Piskriek909]

Love the "subtittle" thing lol

[danwillpwnall]

lol nice effort

[7pollylop7]

Sweet as bro. Choice effort lol

[WestPymble]

why all the negative feedback? just a bunch of mates having a good time. a good time as.

[kungfuwadeoss]

you are fucking idiots are you kiwi didnt think so fuck upp cunt

[Cerberuscx]

gay.

[coreymoret]

lol at the end.. im over it haha nice

5/5 for effort

[theleigh]

That was fucking stupid and unoriginal, it was funny the first time I heard it, never mind when other people try to mimick it. Cunts!

[samburga]

lol thats funny as cause thats what we sound like when we try acting it lol well done boyz keep up the good work and stay beached as bro

[TexWhatever]

happy inauguration day my wonderful kiwi friends!!

this is a great day. i'm already beached on 2 stubbies of mercury draught cider *hic*. i've got a bottle of rosemount fizzy white wine for noon U.S. time when mr.obama officially becomes the 44th president of U.S.A. maybe now our families can safely travel without the risk of being blown to bits. the pall has lifted. a new age is dawning!

kia ora!

[85shane]

baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. sheep fuckers

[ashthegreat1]

Nah...I'm a shetland pony man myself.

[TexWhatever]

llamas FTW!

[marko2you]

@ashthegreat1 nice one ash,

[lindap84]

Lol id be very careful who you say that too mate. You might just get yoour head kicked in. Unless you wanna dress up in drag pretend your prisilla the queen of the desert and start singing romantic songs that make you dance.

[TexWhatever]

hahahahahahahaha kia ora (aussie trying to pretend he's ethnically cool)

they forgot the "hiv you got a buckit...or a hoose....i need to git wit eeeesip!" (yes i know it's ASAP i'm just being phonetic).

way to go dudes.

and for all the critics:

dudes!

dudes!

and a further time....DUDES!

it's YOUTUBE not dreamworks or stratford upon avon.

get over it.

it's SUPPOSED to have a DIY feel.

[ashthegreat1]

we like you Tex

[TexWhatever]

got inny plink-ton LOL

[Janeypoop09]

lame!! me and my sisster can do better!!

[ashthegreat1]

Inbred!

[TexWhatever]

she said "do"

not "do me"

dirty bugger..thinking two sisters are.....*woody moment*..

pix or gtfo!

[timofren]

YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED No NZ Accent + Its BEACHED IZZ, NOT BEACHED AS

[ashthegreat1]

You a dumb Aussie timo...they both kiwi as bro - One is a Maori, you dont get much more kiwi than that!

[timofren]

Go Listin To it the say Beached Iz Brew, not beached AS or BRO

[ashthegreat1]

Believe it or not, the original vid is done by an Aussie....hence the sh1tty "Beached Izz". Kiwi's dont actually talk like that - they must have confused us with Canadians perhaps?

[frankovich213]

come on bro it's only slightly exaggerated. ;)

And when you say kiwis do you mean all kiwis? Because I find maoris talk like this a bit more than white kiwis.

[pepeycholo]

@timofren omfg there is an actual way to spell it -_-

[kendrikMN]

that was gay

[djgraylands]

i think you guys might have had enough "plankton" hey?

[EnehMee]

. . .

[gsand88]

you guys are cockheads

[Bazzlejet]

...and you're a cock-touching fag gsand88! ya mum told me that when I was fucking her arse!

[Lika227]

subtitles...LMFAO! This is gold! hahaha

[ajrees]

hahahahahaha gold

[nfalas]

hahaha

[2nc1Kne3]

huh?

[jezzathekiller]

lol

[secretpassions]

Is, not as, same goes for plinkton

[no1styler]

oh you fcukinq faqs mockinq us maoris . ;;

qo catch some more kanqaroosss youu fags :L POOFFSs ! youu FUCKKSS just anqry coszz we won your fellas CUPP aha shamee .

[ashthegreat1]

Bro - we kiwis too...Im Rangitāne from Wairarapa.

[meuevery1]

um pretty suere these blokes are kiwis

[bcrichbich99]

looks like 2 homosexuals interacting with each other harden up cunts

[gorgod]

Oww... angry douche. Soften up douche, it'll make life more pleasant for everyone.

[sketz03]

this is bullshit

[taantaci]

lolol

[cainorox]

LOL

[xxxxjustdance]

is this whats on the supre t-shirts?

[grimmus8u]

2 more fukin wanna be niggers,fuk off home

[ashthegreat1]

Mate...grimmus8u - I will personally pay your airfare, just so you could come & tell us that face to face. The we'll see how tough you actually are.

[grimmus8u]

no worries nigger,i am in brisbane,where will i be flying to?

[marko2you]

hey ash how goes it, grimmus8u has a vigina infection and he is trying to feed it to his neighbours dog to get off, because he gets kicked out of whores houses at the cock inspection.

[gorgod]

woh.. people as stupid as grimmus8u still exist in the developed world. Shame really... evolution doesn't seem to be happening fast enough.

[grimmus8u]

Lol evolution you say,funny really because the only animal i know that buries its food and its eat is a dog,i think you may not have caught up evolution,fukwit,you said you would pay my airfare so where is it!!!!!!

[gorgod]

Oh ye backwards mentally-deficient douche. You appear not to have noticed that I am not the same person who offered you airfare; I'd rather be sodomized by a burning broom-handle than meet a meat like you. Yes you can shove your badly formed sentences & horrifically terrible grammar up your grandma. If only your mother hadn't been raped that night, all those years ago, we wouldn't have to deal with you today. Shame.

[meuevery1]

u gota refer back to old m8s spelluing and his grammer to try and riop him off??? thats pretty sad

[ikonimages]

You beudy mate !!

[dikki321]

=| FUNNY!

[Truckaholic123]

hahaha beached as bro

[aysept]

drunk as i mean?? haha

[johnlemerle]

yes.

[pixta99]

umm yer ok vid....

[DinoDazzii]

ahahahahaha... eh. no not really actual ae...

[Arkadhian]

That was so wickedly unfunny.

[TheFud1]

lol proof that aussies made the beached as shit. no one in nz finds it funny yet there are all these aussie vids on it.

[baraccass]

ur a nob did you not see the kiwis in the video.........

[Chrizzle92x]

poor effort.

[lurching9]

Flight of the Conchords - Racism

[rtefgd1234]

Flight of the conchords = HILARIOUS!! fuck racism is funny who cares.

[hockly1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[HeAtErBaG]

lmaoooooooooo

[Thrillhouse345]

aussies in general are cool but theres a select few out there that are total faggots ae like the cartoon was made to pay out new zealands ae look at nz every kiwi that has seen that just cracks up its good to know that kiwis dont take offence to everything thrown at them like aussies do its good to have a laugh once in a while

[dudem4n27]

Shut Up Aussies will pwn you!

[meuevery1]

aussies dont take offence to everything only the things said or done by kiwis and pommies.

[userunavailable1]

hahaha, subtitles! nice one. And why the hell are people writing so much crap about these guys.. they're your regular blokes from around the corner havin a laugh. So take it easy and have a think before you write worthless crap that's not true.

[bookernoe13]

haha lol funny shit bro`s...

[Jameziiboii]

rofl thats funny drongos

[sixerz200722]

oh they will tear me apart? u mean like the aussies ripped us spart in the tri nations and bledisloe? oh ok sweet bro.

[sixerz200722]

just watched trent,is this 1 of ur clips too bro? have to say..ur circle of friends r very interesting to watch..fukin aussies cocksukers.

[thartisfat]

hahahaha. u homo

u can say it on the internet dude, but say it to an aussie guy in real life and you'll get torn apart.

[rocktheflow]

I think it's so amusing how half us aussies think we're so f*cking tough. I hate to say it mate, but maoris are about twice the size of most aussie males. Kiwis... get torn apart? f*cking lol. Do you realise what their haka is from or what it means?

[sathernut]

does anyone give a fuck? Do you have a maori wife? Good work "australian".

[rocktheflow]

congratulations on your ignorance.

[SpearToHell]

stop trying to act tough on youtube..

[rocktheflow]

O.o

Jesus christ, you completely missed my point.

[baraccass]

Are you serious no one really cares! i'd be more concerned about the 2 headed tazzies!

[sixerz200722]

water magnifier..watta retard.

[ashthegreat1]

Dude (sixerz200722), mate you need to find a different video clip to define your empty life with. You obviously dont have any friends of your own so you criticise mine. You dont like the clip...you've made your point (x4 times already) so fuck off. Go watch something more on your level 'Trent from Punchowl'.

[dancindolan]

angry little man

[flip242]

beached as BRU not BRO lol (BROOO is how u pronounce it) =PPPP haha

[phantomfox6]

exactly what i was thinking.....spoton bruu!

[sixerz200722]

nah im mocking it casue they r idiots..have u seen ppl stoned doing that clip? its funny as fuk,these guys r jus' pissheads..it ruins the beached as original clip..so fuk up.

[andosoup98]

P is a terrible drug is all I can say

[sabergun]

Lol why is everyone getting so angry at them.

Everyone does it, they just happened to video it.

[sixerz200722]

nah ur an idiot.

[sixerz200722]

beached as clip appeals to stoners u dumb fucks,ppl gettn pissed and doing it jus look like retards..u guys r a joke..smke buds then do it..otherwise ur just slurry idiots.

[userunavailable1]

ummm no... actually it appeals to people with a sense of humour, my whole uni class loves it...so... ur the idiot. And getting a life wouldnt be such a bad idea on your part.

[dudem4n27]

Whoc ares if you class loves it! Go back in your hole!

[userunavailable1]

go back in your hole...?? you should go back to school and learn to write mate.

[dudem4n27]

Dont you mean Type, pff.....

[alinamayann]

they r heaps funny tryin to do it...

why u givin them shit for havin a go at it n mucking around?

well they most not be tht bad if u guys r takin ur time to comment them

...beached as bro lol love it =]

[TheDownsMusic]

They could be so bad that they're worth our insults which justifies us taking time to comment them.

n00b.

[meuevery1]

ur a fag

[TheDownsMusic]

I never said I didn't like the vid (For the record, it was funn), that guys comment was just fucking dumb.

[eurodude9999]

agreed, they only mucking around mocking the whale vid in the first place. So everyone just calm the fuck down!

[ilykstikitape1]

Bahahahahaha, you guys had to be off guts to re act that shiz. Still quite funny :) Nice try XD

[banlou33]

if u are going to try and be funny

and look like a DICK while doing it

effing get the words right

cockwads

[Bazzlejet]

Mate....you dont like it?

How about I post the vid I shot of you getting raped in jail?

[meuevery1]

efffing??? are u serious??? its on utube ur mummy wont know if you say naughty words, fuckn wanker

[christo6969]

FAGGGGSSS

[Bazzlejet]

No Aerogeek you are shit...yr head is shit....you body is shit.

[mdfordyce]

dont be haters...be lovers!!

[huneybee25]

what a fag! what the fuk you on

[Bazzlejet]

As much of a Slag as you probably are...that's actually a pretty good question. What weren't they on!

[huneybee25]

sorry to burst your little bubble, but im not a slag keep dreaming. and yea how funny they are not! dick heads

[mhrders]

beached as bro, i love it! thats gold mates

[higinprazmo]

ah no, Im beached, im beached as.