Curb Your Enthusiasm - Jewish talk

[virtuvianTrace]

palestine

[lynottlives]

Ya think he would have picked up a yiddish dictionary or something hahahaha

[dizzybone2000]

can i get a full translation of what they are saying

[20carrocks]

2:33 larry mumbles....the jewish daughter, "excuse me"?  LMFAO

[SkateShoeReviewer]

Does larry speak that in real life?

[Oprah8790]

Whats the song called at the beginning?

[demoncleaner45]

2:32

[vgames89]

This is my favorite curb episode!!

[BeyondLame]

1:44

[bluedragonfive]

this is one of larry davids favorite episodes.

[jey169ii]

Lmao

[VirginiaTagz]

this is beyond brilliant

[jice12]

"I'm not so good myself but I LOVE it.... it's my favorite thing to do in life!"

[seethroughskin]

I wish I could speak Yiddish...

[sonofthejaybirdwinds]

lol jews are wierd as hell

[djtintle]

I remember Stuart Pankin from Not Neccisarily The News. I always wondered what happened to him.

[DerekTaff]

I didn't think it was possible for Larry to be any more Jewish. He really went for broke here. :P

[danutcase66]

"My yarmulke almost fell off I was so taken aback!"

[ActaNonVerba71]

That's some funny stuff right there.

[0kpaul]

Did he say "Hymen" at 2:18???

[anonwillprevail247]

@0kpaul no

[Counterbrilliance]

Larry David is comedic master!! This was gold!! Ha Yiddish! Pretentious Jews and their silly language.

[kiwimci]

The noise he makes at 1.48 while banging the table!!

[BruinsBrawler603]

Mr. Heineman must be really stupid because Larry can't carry a lie to save his life.

[DarthZimmeris]

"I'm schvitzing like a schemdrick under all these lights and mishegoss." -- Jerry Stiller, "Zoolander"

[DarthZimmeris]

@DarthZimmeris *schmendrick

[DarthZimmeris]

@DarthZimmeris Shutup, Darth.

[DarthZimmeris]

So true, 75% of us don't speak it well enough to really say much, so it's a lot of mumbling and lol.

[mdrivera77]

Jews radio...lol

[HLecterPHD]

Dont you people know how offensive this is to us yiddish jews

beh bech be herkel i cant believe this behnel

[deceiver123m]

@HLecterPHD do you know how offensive zionist jews are to humanity?

[HLecterPHD]

@deceiver123m

yesh befel ...i ... i cant believe this. i got such a pain in my kvel with this ...this greb. and i cant believe youd type such a thing on the sabbat.h

[deceiver123m]

@HLecterPHD i thumbs up'ed ur comment.

[emerpus01]

@deceiver123m what does that have to do with Curb your Enthusiasm? There was one mention of Isreal. This is about Jewish-American culture.

[ILoveTrannys89]

"and then go away into the night" LMAO

[EDPproductionsINC]

Is that Gary Bettman? 

[clipsryan]

I'm so surprised there aren't any bloopers of this scene.

[championofcathay]

-...bechhh bechh eh eh eh.

-Excuse me?

-bechhh eh eh *takes a sip*

[championofcathay]

Was machst du?!

[That1jazzguy]

This makes me want a bacon sandwich

[McNugget06]

Larry Jewing it up

[wrf1973]

it kills me how he only plays the religion card when it benefits him personally. Go Larry!!!

[SeanIacono]

i wish i could speak jewish

[Strictwest]

THE MILCHIG PLATES!!!!! real hot salamander!

[neonegg]

eeehh eh micha 

[stefano11223]

i laugh everytime when he makes up yiddish. so funny

[KooLRajK]

lolz

[TheProudAmerican777]

God I wish I was Jewish.

[Timmy4pawz]

I swear he says "was machst du?" in the beginning which is German D:

[kurodziobak]

@Timmy4pawz

he speaks in Yiddish language (it's similar to German)

[emerpus01]

@kurodziobak Yiddish - sounds like German, looks like Hebrew.

[chica476]

@kurodziobak

But it is same in german!

Also, i think he said let's speak in hebrew?

[thestranger4812]

@kurodziobak

It's not similar to German, it is German.

[apon91]

@kurodziobak cept is not :/

[Rmg12]

@Timmy4pawz yiddish is very similar to german but written in hebrew

[BlueMoonz55]

@Rmg12 I thought it was similar to russian, not german..?

[bands12345]

@Timmy4pawz its yiddish which is similar to German..

It's a language mainly spoken by orthodox jewish people.

[carlo88moe]

@Timmy4pawz very very similar

[anonwillprevail247]

@Timmy4pawz its yiddish which is derived from german, polish and i think russian also. it sounds german .

[jaba987]

@Timmy4pawz yes Germans took over Israel

[neighbour666]

@Timmy4pawz Clearly some cunning linguists on here.

[akynz81]

@Timmy4pawz he said: was machsta? yiddish, really similar

[Travmapunk]

@Timmy4pawz no it's not. wiki it.

[llillillillillllill]

larry owns

[321leinadbbirc]

"I got so worked up about Israel" haha just saying anyhting related to jews

[Aphasia17]

@321leinadbbirc LOL i know.. jewish radio

[Exeron91]

1:47 LMFAO!

[urtauman]

This is so funny!

[chica476]

hahaha, he said "Was machst du?" which is actually german for "what's up?" or more literally "what are you doing?"

[jazzyuyu80]

This is so funny I laughed really hard! Even thinking about it makes me crack

[robinmccready]

the end bit!!!

[robinmccready]

ahahaha

[colovale]

You are awful LD. But i do love you so. Genius stuff

[shivkm]

LOL... He really takes the piss!

[PowerThrash]

did he say 'was machst du?' is that yiddish as well as german?

[Ermal8711]

Its just German. It means 'What do you do?'

[joeyfuts]

next time if they need an authentic yiddish speaker they can call me.

[metallica110292]

awsome!!!!

[Aphasia17]

i think he was the fat cop in arachnophobia

[kurodziobak]

You're right. Stuart Pankin (Mister Heineman) was playing Sheriff Lloyd Parsons in Arachnofobia.

[aoinatafanboy84]

@kurodziobak except for one current detail, he's not fat anymore.

[habs798693]

@Aphasia17 I think he was also the mohel that performed the circumcision in Seinfeld.

[ZELIG500]

Don't you know your proactiv is running out? Better call for more. Maybe you can blog for some from your mother's basement. You didn't lose your country ... your country lost you. Let me know when you're ready ... I can hook you up with a date in my fellowship of Christian Zionists.

[fknstr]

Jesus warned us about the jews of the synagauge of satan. So I can't spell

syna whatever. We laugh at their shit as they mock us. How absurd. I've lost my country.

[fknstr]

Are these the people who spit at the name of Jesus Christ?

[ZELIG500]

No one in my home ever spit at the name of Jesus Christ. But my parents were cultured, tolerant people. I would however like to take a giant explosive crap in your general direction.

[fknstr]

Spoken like a true talmudic jew. Kill the messanger, pay no attention to the message. Don't you know that tolerence is a mechanical term.

[OrganicThumb420]

these people are the ancestors of jesus christ , moron. jesus was was just a a slick talking jew like larry david

[naboba]

are these zionist jews or orthodox jews?

[SatchmoSings]

naboba--

Is that how you make a judgement on this video?

It's based on "Political Correctness;" that and that ONLY.

[ZELIG500]

Worse ... for you. Like all Jews, these are Jews who control the media and the whole world. We know who YOU are. We can ping your address. You will remain poor and stupid forever. We control you. YOU will never know the secret handshake or signals.

[naboba]

well at least you admit that it exists.

lol

[ZELIG500]

Actually, we will be discussing your case today over bagels, cream cheese and special wine made from the blood of Christian babies.

Also on the docket, Muhammad Rezi of Ashkezar, Iran, a minor but troublsome Jihadist. Do you know him? You could warn him that there is trouble coming.

And our last case today is Wade Hicks ... a KKK member in Archievilla, Arkansas. We don't think you know him. But there's trouble coming for him today too.

Until then, keep well.

[VanessaNeiditch]

@naboba

their COMEDIAN Jews lol

[ibanezguitar1]

what episode and season is this

[kurodziobak]

season 5 episode 8 "the ski lift"

[kurodziobak]

the fake Yiddish that Larry is speaking is my ringtone :>

[Ramsez]

does the yiddish mister Hheineman is speaking actually mean something, or is it gibberish as well (except for the was machst du?)

[salatatabaa]

my ringtone is frolic theme and i can say you're a bigger fan than me lol

[lenashulman]

lol, I find myself cringing in anticipation of Larry's inevitable embarrassment every time I watch this show. Truly great.

[backegord]

He-larry-ius

[ryanboyce1]

the end is the best haha

[bustibule]

this is one of my favorite episode!! he is HILARIOUS!!!

[awakenedinseattle]

Thanks for posting this. Larry David rocks.