Hotpack flameless ration heater emergency ration self-heating meals (MRE's)

[SuperGowrie]

Do the the American MRE's come with happy meals????

[travelplus1]

The meals are arrows pointer meals because it went on the freeway to get to the god damn soilders

[nasikremes]

i heard MRE is hard to digest

[skatexpress]

Whats with the lame 70's porn music? lol.

[Nakor420ish]

Actually, you can smell the steam from the heater if you know what you are smelling. I'd recognise that smell anywhere. It creates hydrogen gas. to be honest, we never used the heater for the food, because you can use it to warm yourself on cold nights, or make a bomb from it using a plastic bottle. It's not a dangerous bomb, just a loud diversionary tactic.

[terrybeb]

Odorless can't smell the heater Non Magnesium but, "damm that rock over there smells like beef stew." LOL

[BarefootsChild]

It was so nice of the chaps to take off all of their gear for a sniper, especially liked the removal of the headset (we wouldn't want our mates to know what was happening in our part of the sand box...now would we?). Removal of the body armour also makes the vital spots easier to find, just aim center mass and pull the trigger.

[MordeaniisChaos]

It is crazy how well these things work. Amazing the things we've made as humans.

[Th3Bak3dNinja]

0:25 "ok i see some targets up ahead, can you see them?" "yup, but dont you think they can wait a bit?" "hmmm yeah i think so." "LUNCH TIME BITCHES!!!!""

[MarkTimchuk]

i feel like a soldier when i eat these...

[katanaburner]

The enemy may not smell it but they sure as hell can hear it!

[LPHunter10]

@katanaburner * RUSSEL* whats that *CRUNCH TEAR* I don't know *RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP* *sniffsniff* HEY BEEF STEW!!!

[amodelchurro]

this video should be the most watched in youtube

[Sebastopols33]

MIRA LOS GORDOS ROBOTS COMO COMEN ( PENSE QUE LE DABAN AL ACEITE ) Y ASÍ DESPUÉS LE HACEN LA GUERRA AL MUNDO PARA SACARLES LOS RECURSOS Y ALIMENTAR EL SUEÑO (NUNCA EXISTIÓ NI SU DEMOCRACIA) AMERICANO...

[Sebastopols33]

@TotalHate2006 learn to read spanish and then speak ass hole

[TitaniumBallz]

All I need in the field is my bag of protein powder and some water.

[vjacq88]

Wow....that is kick ass. I didn't know they had this kind of stuff =)

[MrAppleby56]

i eat these daily with a jug of my enemies blood.... I AM MAN!!

[EffinTimmy]

...is that spyro music...

[Ericrules11]

OK fine, the heater is oderless, but that wont really matter after the food pouch is opened , unless the food is oderless too.

[NathanAndrewLonsdale]

1:33 Obviously not current serving soldiers. Hes got his rifle up against the wall, Your ment to lay it on the ground. . .Bad soldiering.

[robo2000nitro]

first these guys are running which makes u think they were in a shootout then they drop in this little area and have a little picnic lol if they do this in real life then BOOM HEADSHOT!

[outithewoods]

And the noisiest packaging on the planet, :0)

[Milkmanbag]

i like the emergency meal bars last three years and taste good to me

[loo85]

What are better things to do after a great meal while the bullets fly by in war ridden wasteland? Sipping a nice cup of hot tea!

[FootBall432221]

amarcan ones are better

[fredotron]

lol ''no detection... *crinkle* *crinkle* *crinkle*''

[brenchtoast44]

@fredotron More like CRINKLE CRINKLE CRINKLE

[CaptainHG1]

Hmmm, well I just bought some new canadian made ones at Cabela's in Canada. They're a bit bigger then the army ones at 12oz and pretty darn good!

[stradhex]

this motherfuckers have the worst cuisine in the world. can't imagine how their rations taste! fish an shit!

[assym2006]

@stradhex fuck of you france ass hole.

[stradhex]

@assym2006 "mr. france ass hole" to you, bitch! But you should write it: french arsehole if you are a chav son of a bitch. I doubt it: you sound more like an american road kill eating piece of shit! the brits have humor you have a gook's cock up your ass, bitch!!!!!!!

[Magik0722]

I bought some of these at a army surplus store and they were quite good

[goodnightChesty1775]

ahahah

oh shit we gotta clear this moutain but fuck it lets shed our gear and eat some chow

ahhha

[744682532]

A self decomposing packaging would be nice. Like a bullet, litter is bad for the health.

[arkee71]

does anyone know what the typical meal of an average U.S. infantryman during ww2 would have been?

[rockra70]

go to the mreinfo website... just google it. they have info for what was in the earlier rations

[goodnightChesty1775]

@arkee71 c ration cans. like beef stew and shit like that

[coolmike97]

oderless heater ...... stupid idiots the food has smell.... Ye that really makes it a non detective meal :D

[SchneiderStudios]

And then ...BOOM HEADSHOT x2 TEEHEE

[robert30319]

think about all the noise they make when using the heater the enemy can hear those loud ass bags

[grooveclubhouse]

Do the the Brittish MRE's come with tea?

[buzzkiller98]

I dont think so I think that is asking a little bit too much all it is made for is to give the eater nutrition it is not designed to taste good or anything like that

[grooveclubhouse]

I know that US MRE's have coffee and some kind of candy. Brit version: Tea and crumpets maybe? for that civilized feel. :-)

[HomerBong]

lmao

[indianredneck1969]

lol

[SilentWorm2007]

yes

[jaketaylor15]

yeahh they have 2 - 6 tea bags white sugar or brown. and they have like a lemon powder that you add water to. to make like a lemon drink and coffee too

[calebkw]

@grooveclubhouse Yes

[thomas242007]

@grooveclubhouse more like do the british mre come with flavor

[CaptainHG1]

Funny, not sure but the canadian ones called Eaterz come with a manual on building igloos!

[Iriatv]

@CaptainHG1 some of the America MRE's the real issued ones have combat infantry tips and even show how to use the MRE bag as a sand bag for steadying your rifle.

[assym2006]

@grooveclubhouse yep , every thing British comes with tea :O)

[trytops007]

@grooveclubhouse

Does the Russian come with vodka :P?

[calebkw]

@grooveclubhouse Yes they do.

[anteracmacash]

@grooveclubhouse no only with Fish and Chips, mate :D:D

[grooveclubhouse]

@anteracmacash ok that was funny. lol

[shitfuckershit]

@grooveclubhouse and coffee

[KiwiTomCrawford]

@grooveclubhouse ya they do

[TheMRDodge666]

@grooveclubhouse thats all they come, cuz what we need is our tea fix and pic of the queen then we r set for any challenge.

[grooveclubhouse]

@TheMRDodge666 LOL pic of the queen.. good stuff. Fight a whole war on tea crumpets and a pic of the queen.

[TheMRDodge666]

@grooveclubhouse i dont believe i forgot about the precious crumpets dame i cant be a true brit all this time my parents have lied to me.

[spectorairsoft]

@grooveclubhouse you got it

[MegaHazzer123]

@grooveclubhouse funnily yes, they do come with tea

[grooveclubhouse]

@MegaHazzer123 Really? well now aint that proper.

[KeshaIsHot808]

@grooveclubhouse and krumpets!!

[stusurf1]

looked a little bit like anzacs near the gully

[gasdorf]

time for lunch girls !

[Xiia0Sn00pY]

odorless when heated? when its open the smell comes out!

[ultrahero2115]

Thats really a nice thing to have in hostile territory. *just killed like 13 insurgents with your sqaud* Okay, men. Lunchtime!

[iwannagoafghan]

1 thing why is there only 2 people if theres one down then there kinda stuck!

[SRNF]

no detection? Its a fucking WHITE BAG and just listen to the noise the plastic makes....note to brits american army uses brown bags perhaps you should use that color lol

[88pandemonium88]

This is just a private thing... the army doesn't use them as far as i know...

[SRNF]

lol yes they do, thats its purpose

[Harcorefolife]

the british army dont use em, they only used em in a trial

[J1mmyAva1on]

thats neat

[BlackLegionPainting]

Augh, the smell of the steam coming out of the heating bag is almost as bad as the diarhea after eating.

[jmank871]

Just no smell? They got rid of side dishes and dessert and they cost more. you could do that or just have a guy carry food, shelter, and supplies.

[DjGisME]

they should have eaten beans so then warm up next meal by farting

[wezzy1983]

lol aye you havent inhaled one of my sister n laws shes barred from the bog when she comes up she would give chemical ali a bashing :P

[wezzy1983]

ffs cmon ladies do the insurgents actualy have people to sniff out an enemy soldier poping a ready meal off for a quick munch lol,

i suppose i have to really ask this you made me do it, what happens if you fart within that smell radius you're tactical advantage just blow off in a gust of wind if thats you're thinking ROFL

[silentfart101]

well having no smell is a big atvantage in a observational post, and the smell of cooking goes alot further than the smell of farts lol

[luxonic]

right he is talking about tac advantage and not 1 time did either of them look behind them and there was only 2 of them so it wasnt like they were even on patrol

[colinboy2008]

we got given the hexi burners to cook ours and they dont cook it long enuf they end up running out :'(

[drakeconstant]

we got those at boot camp

[TlGBC]

i like the ham and cheese stew

[YayOrNay]

I like how he says that the substance is odorless......well the warm food DOES smell ,so there goes your tactical advantage you dumbass.

[GearGuy92]

you can eat them cold you know. obviously you dont heat them when tht enemy is within smelling distance

[TurboRatownik]

O fuck...:O:O:O

[notknown]

I have a couple of these left from Hurricane Ike...

Only fun part is making the pouch get hot.

[t3gh]

where do u get them

[nethdaniel552]

U.S mre's are alot better

[lunarheart14]

Did he just dump the chemicals out onto the ground?

[Xiia0Sn00pY]

yea..

[iv81]

I'd rather eat friendly fire victums

[WolfRagenIsBack]

so long as they don't replase the 24hr ration pack im happy.

[LakelandNomad]

Run Run Run, stop, remove body armour (wtf?) remove comms system (welp) cook ration for 10 mins (super manky foul chicken casserole) pack up gear whilst making as much noise as possible, refit armour and comms, go for a nice stroll through a gully whilst blindly not following observance protocols.

christ we're getting as bad as the americans.

[djbates96]

well sed man

[dodgingaces]

first its all adrenline rush GONNA GET THAT BASTARD then they stop and have a nice picnic. freakin awsome. id like to have that while paintballing...or hell on the ps3 camping in cod 4

[djbates96]

lol

[nethdaniel552]

those look grows. The real MRE meals are asome

[worst1233]

think so too ^^ but the real mres are packen in very thick plastik which doesnt make much sounds just a deep sound

[mijnnaamisaaron]

great thing they packed every single bag material that makes the LOUDEST SOUND EVER

[djbates96]

lol

nice stelth they doin

[w0w00t]

@mijnnaamisaaron Hey enemy we're eating, ambush us!