Sonic Sez - The Magic Hassle (Money)

[Luxai]

Money is meant to be spended, and who knows, you might never get the chance again - Might as well spend it on what you feel is good for ya - Wait scratch that, what you feel and KNOW is good for ya, not what you THINK is good for ya, drugs etc.

[theretrokid246]

no no no.sonic teaches us that saving your money can get you something cool.

[kingvideogames]

Coconuts:I'll buy that new toilet plunger to make my abusive tyrant proud...on second thought, maybe a bus ticket out of Mobius is better...

[kingvideogames]

666 comments...I WILL FIX!

[ShadowSoldior]

Sonic made the monkey buy a toilet plunger instead of candy.

How could you rob Robotnik's slave-janitor of this one little happiness? You monster.

[nouaremyonly]

USE TRANCRIPT AUDIO..When he says hold it coconuts it says "colgate total bags" XD

[K2SonicFan]

Because I DID NOT my a toilet plunger, I'll be getting something REALLY COOL!

[gamefan6219]

what's up with the CC? XD

[HarukaJoge]

Sonic: HOLD IT CO..CO..NUTS...

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[MrLegoman6164]

Coconuts : ILL BUY SONIC 06 TO MAKE DOCTOR ROBOTNICK PROUD

RIP : Dr Ivor Robotnick 1991-2011

[superfawful65]

@MrLegoman6164 I'm pretty sure Robotnik is older than 20.

[MrLegoman6164]

@superfawful65 But he debuted in 1991

[sdaerfofsteam2]

Wait, you're going to buy a plunger? Um... Yeah, you should buy all this junk.

[Wermta123]

Toliot plunger ha ha ha ha that's not really cool

[maaladca1]

dear sonic,

is this bad if i bought it

87 ub funkeys 2007-2009

about 120 packs of gogo's crazy bones 2011

a red angry birds plush 2011

3 packs of legos 2011 about $952 in total

[SerpentGirl21]

:23 teleporting table

[UncleSamProduction]

Damn it this is me

[kirbys28]

dumb sonic lol



[MegaAdmiralAckbar]

Two days later, Robotnik used the toilet plunger to kill Sonic and Tails. Good thinking Sonic.

[BitchcakesMcDoogle]

Someone's making a sales pitch to Coconuts!

Salesman: Here! It's small! It's compact! It's got innovative 3-dimensional graphics-- without the need of glasses!

Coconuts: Wow! I'll take it! I sure hope this is enough!

Sonic: HODE UP DERE COCOQUATS!! SAEV UP UR MONEY FER SUMTHIN BETTTTTTTTTTTER-

Coconuts: Hmmm... I'll buy a used GameBoy Color instead!

[dsdface]

@BitchcakesMcDoogle i would do the same thing than coconuts

[Namadu7]

A NEW toilet plunger? What other newfangled things could they add to a toilet plunger that would make it more worth buying?

And why does Robotnik need one? Do I want to know that?

[megaawsomeaustin]

candy or a toilet plunger i would pick candy

[bionicle2122]

Just like I bought your worthless, horrible games Sonic?

[bowserluigi446]

@bionicle2122 they werent that bad to me and you probably could have bought something like a psp a wii or a xbox

[Chocolatewitchbunny]

Coconuts:I'll buy that new toilet plunger and make Dr.Robotnick proud!

Sonic:Screw that! Buy a new Sonic game instead!

Tails:........(Hypocrite.)

[Pinkgirl3060]

Sonic: HOLD IT COCO(thinking ummmmm.... !) NUTS!!!

[Yosher21]

sure, give all your enemies advice

[MKDude600]

wow Sonic makes all these life lesson skits and he's never mentioned using condomns.......

[heston0213]

@MKDude600 funny.

[chaylin7]

Who cares Dr.Robotnick

[K2SonicFan]

I listened to Sonic and Got a PSP! with no games...

[ElliottoGlovera]

5 people didn't save their money to buy the toilet plunger and make Dr. Robotnik proud.

[lovemeordie83]

Yes kids, don't spend your allowance on shit you actually want, like candy or toys...save up for 12 months and buy a toilet plunger or a broomstick. Maybe when you're older, you can save up your summer job wages to pay for your dad's tooth-cleaning appointment.

The fuck, man.

[Nicholasdude187]

@lovemeordie83 Hahaha serriously

[ElCruzXD]

Sonic Sez:

Buy A Fucking Sega Saturn (Or) Dreamcast You Fucking Money XD

[bionicle2122]

Just like we buy your shitty games Sonic?

[naruto9003]

I think sonic pissed off the one behind him.

[Dean8Link]

how did a table fit in a case

[ReligiousHero]

Auto CC: can't pretend they don't mind what the civic did XD

[sontroid1]

@ReligiousHero they got the red planet lol

[NonstopRam]

Or a genesis!

[kdhvdsfkj]

Basically, Sonic was trying to have Coconuts buy a Saturn. Instead he opted for a toilet plunger...

[pollo20x6]

....what?

>.>

plunger?



[AkamuSlayer]

WHY WASTE GOOD MONEY ON THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY WHEN YOU CAN BUY PLUMBING EQUIPMENT!?

[BuzzWoody95]

@AkamuSlayer i totally agree

[chakolatechip]

it makes perfect sense, Sonic is telling his ENEMY to waste his money on a toilet plunger. also what was with tails' late entry?

[girlove900]

coco a plunger will never make ur boss proud

[lachproductions101]

three things

1. why buy a toilet plunger on hard earned chash

2. how the fuck did that talking animal pull a stand from his suit case

3. sonic is a dummass telling him to turn down a one day offer on good stuff

[bowserluigi446]

@lachproductions101 and good stuff contains small plush bears?

[lachproductions101]

@bowserluigi446 yeah

[popipogirl99]

Sonic is retarded in this one.... Don't buy a toy that is 5cents go buy some shut you DON'T need for $10.00 instead lol!!!!

[CatMario100]

A Plunger?! LOL

[twibkidx]

I'll buy a sonic game!

[SonicBlastarz]

@twibkidx

BUT NOT SONIC 06



[minespatch]

Arnold Steng?!

[BOBOFETT100]

Sonic: WOAH" Dont buy toys and candy that are 1c! Kids dont waist your money on Toys. save your money for when you rolder.

THATS A JUNKY SONIC SAYS WDH IS THAT!>?!?!?!?!?! GO BUY A PLUNGER!?!?!?

[MrOnyxWolf]

What!? And waste all that hard earned money on something that cost like 5 cents...

[ZOMGstephen]

@MrOnyxWolf Something that's only five cents? -Bursts out laughing- Your a funny person you know that?

[MrOnyxWolf]

@ZOMGstephen Heck, I didn't know that was funny.

[ZOMGstephen]

@ZOMGstephen It's a failing economy joke.

[UnknownThomasFan30]

SONIC: WOAH, Don't buy these toys and candy that you can have fun wuth and play with, go buy a dumb plunger and waste your money on shit you don't need.

Kids: OKAY!

[sonicvsmario266]

Thanks Sonic. You just taught Coconuts to buy crap for his abusive and evil boss. I think this is why some kids are messed up these days when they buy stuff. Yeah, go buy that retarded toilet plunger for Robotnik to make him proud. Coconuts is probably buying the gay plunger for Robotniks major dumps. Also hence the same Coconuts

[SweetEllie95]

I've got some money and I was wondering what to spend it on.. I was thinking Possibly Sonic colours, but Forget that!! I'm gna get a toilet plunger instead!! xD

[sango290]

What a crappy investment.

[TaTgurl1003]

Why is sonic helping the people involved with dr robotonic? That's what I'd like to know

[TBrizzle01]

Remind Admiral boorda lines they got the red planet. They pretend they dont mind the civic. LOL I LOVE CAPTIONS

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

I bet Sonic just said that to buy those toys for himself!

[TheEmikodo]

A toilet plunger?

[videogamenerd1000]

Coconuts: *Runs off to home depot*.

Sonic: OMG HE FELL FOR IT *Buys toys and candy*.

[Lucios1995]

0:20

Look at the table, hell, the whole scene moves.

[Raltsman]

@Lucios1995 I saw it!

[jeepheep69]

I rather take the useless crap over making that fat, ugly, penis loving sack of lard proud.

[raptorinator]

Rush Rush, give me yeyo! Coco!

[1337sparta7331]

i'l buy the new toilet plunger and make doctor robotnik proud!

[youkid1000]

Sonic tells everyone that buying toilet plungers to make your master proud is much better than buying toys to play with.

[Mizpagh67]

remember kids, serving you owner is better than candy and toys.

[Landmark356]

Drug dealer: "You got the money?"

Customer: "You got the stuff?"

Drug dealer: "First the money, then you get the stuff!"

Sonic: *zip* "Hold it! Why waist your hard-earned cash on this junk? If you..."

*gunshot*

[crazybuizel]

Oh those toilet plungers

[kiricat14]

Hold it, Co-co-nuts!

[SirJerith]

Remember kids, NEVER buy cool toys! Buy a plunger for your abusive boss!

[SuperPrincessDaisy64]

wow Coconuts really doesnt have a life if he wants to buy a toilet plunger thumbs up if u agree

[ThePinkMamaLuigi]

Moral: Don't buy fun toys kids instead buy a toilet plunger, There really cool.

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

I'd rather buy the toys on sale.

Who the fuck saves up for a toilet plunger?

[nicka209]

random guy: this toys tricks and candys are on sell today

coconut:wow ill take it all i hope this is enough

sonic: Hold it coconuts why last your hard earned cash on this junk if you save it why you can buy something really cool!

coconut:ill buy that new toilet plunger that will make dr robotnik pround :D?

me:....candy and toys are way better then a stupid old toilet plunger

[BlueKeyAnimations]

toilet plunger? I'll take a DS, thanks!

[TheYoshiGamer]

@BlueKeyAnimations or a 3ds...sigh...

[MrMoogleKid]

YES!!

I've always wanted a toilet plunger!

[IronKnuckleKO]

Toilet plungers will make Robotnik proud? Since when are they "cool"?

[MissiCupcake553]

Yes, Sonic. Let's get rid of fun toys to play with and replace them with toilet plungers.

[KittiesandMe22]

I love Coconuts! He's so cute!

[Chemazan]

If you save it, you can buy this teleporting table

[DemonioPenguino]

I'm surprised he didn't say, "Save your money to buy something really cool, like a Sega Genesis!"

[PKLove10000]

Dr. Robotnik: YOU BOUGHT A CRAPPY NEW TOILET PLUNGER WHEN I HAVE A BETTER ONE!? WHEN YOU COULD HAVE BOUGHT A TOY!? YOU SUCK! I AM NOW DEMOTING YOU TO SCRUB MONKEY 2ND CLASS!!

Coconuts: ;_;

Sonic: ...Whoops.

Tails: *facepalm*

Dr. Robotnik: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!?

Sonic: RUN! *Runs*

Tails: WAIT FOR ME! *Runs*

[kingvideogames]

@PKLove10000 Uh, wasn't Coconuts at Scrub Monkey 3RD CLASS?

[Gnasni]

So wait, basicly, this show is telling kids to spend their money they earned by working on something else to work with rather then something they can enjoy themselves with? Damn, Propaganda/Manipulation much anyone?

[nelsonr12]

clearly, disney was secretly advertisong for sega. "Save our money to buy sega shit"

[HarukaJoge]

Dr. Robotnik has colon issues

[pancakewafflebacon]

DR ROBOTNIK IS DISAPPOINT

[cplover3009]

notice he says "these fabulous magic tricks" O_O you can buy a trick you can only learn? A MAGIC TRICK ISNT AN OBJECT!!!! if it was instructions on HOW TO DO magic tricks, that would be a different and worth the monkey's ducky shaped dollar.

[Daluigi207]

Sonic: HOLD IT CocoNUTS! Why spend your money on THIS junk? Why if you save it, you can buy something REALLY cool!

Coconuts:Hmm....THAT'S a good ide- No wait, I got a better idea! I'm a villain! I'll just take this crap without paying for it! I mean, come on! I'm a villain! Plus, I can rob that gun store as well, and make Robotnik proud!

Sonic: Yea- Wait...I just gave one of my enemy's ADVICE. D=

[kingvideogames]

Saler:GET OUT SONIC!

Sonic:Don't buy this junk! *gets shot*

Saler:*holding ducky gun* You called that junk!

[MamaLuigiBarrelRoll]

Coconuts probably has his year's salary in that bank (5 cents).

[JasmineHotShotsGolf5]

great

[breyayce]

O_o WTF

[weege555]

Sonic:Why spend your hard earned money on this?

Coco"But i wanted to buy all the new sonic games

Sonic:If that's so,Spend every cent of your money!in fact,steal your parents credit card to pay for more!the same goes for you,kids!

[kingvideogames]

@weege555 PROMOTION!

[ohaideryall]

Sonic tells everyone that buying toilet plungers to make your master proud is much better than buying toys to play with? that monkey and sonic must have issues

[kingvideogames]

@ohaideryall True that!

[UnoriginallyInclined]

I can just picture Dr. Robotnik quietly crying himself to sleep that very night.

[kingvideogames]

@UnoriginallyInclined LOL

[Shadogal94]

HOWLD EET COE COE NUTS.

[icyplayer86]

yea, If you save ur money u could buy something really cool. Like a stripper, or a prostitute

[KittyandMimmy11]

@icyplayer86

...Oh lol xD What kind of robot would need that?

[paperchaos]

how much would it cost to make the voice actor of robotnic say pingas?

[msSonic191]

@paperchaos sadly the man who was robotnic in this old 90's cartoon passed away...........-_-

[glaceon101able]

Wut the heckis a pingas?

[KittyandMimmy11]

@glaceon101able

PINGAS was a meme that originated after Robotnick said "SpooPING AS unsual I see" in one ep. People find it funny cus they think it resembles penis. D:

[EmeraldLantern2814]

@glaceon101able An internet meme. Robotnik says, "Snooping as usual, I See." to Scartch, & Grounder in 1 ep. Like the pronunciation of some words from the CD-I games, the voice actor's pronunciation of the phrase/sentence emphasizes the syllables ping of snooping, & the word as. Someone caught it/picked it out/realized it sounded like other words, like penis, & re-used it in Youtube poop vids.

[killette2]

Why buy toys when you can buy a toilet plunger?

[KoolSonic08]

yeah right sonic like u gonna waste all ur money for

chilli dogs Lol

[MontageWatcher88]

Hold it co co nutz dont apend your money on something you want. Spend it on my games

[jackstfu123]

save it for a thai prostitute

[AmyPinkRose]

Robotoking wants PINGAS

[BigDealStudios]

Cocoa Nuts

[TheJmandude1]

I have enough for a used car and I'm only 10. :3

[thedirtynasty]

@TheJmandude1

Being born into wealth is not something to be proud of.

Its not something to be ashamed of either.

[savannah1743]

But what if I am broke when I spent all my money on sonic games?

[spongewut]

Robotnik = Easily proud of plungers.

[CreatonStudios]

HOLD it, Co-Co Nutz!

[K2SonicFan]

So should I save for an Xbox 360 S?

[mat2000100]

@K2SonicFan YESH! YESH!

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

@K2SonicFan No

[sasukethe1andonly1]

holy crud

toilet plunger ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ricky424242]

Hold it, Coh-Coh Nuts!

[dorahater8]

Coconuts probably needed the plunger cuz Robotnik's dump is clogging the toilet!

[RandomThingies]

hes gonna waste his money so he can make robotnik proud. fail.

[MJGAMER12]

Why is Sonic telling us to but a toilet plunger?

[ultimateMacgregor]

@MJGAMER12 You're all being silly what Sonic is saying is don't just spend your money on everything you see because it looks cool. If you save up you can buy something more special or something that's very important. To Coconuts the new plunger was important. Beside Wes Weasley is a sleazy salesman.

[UncleSaltyTaterChips]

@ultimateMacgregor

But it's so much funnier this way. The comments here are hilarious.

[JontendoJr]

Sonic: Don't waste money on worthless junk Coconuts. Buy my games instead.

Me: What a DEAL <.<

Coconuts: O_O Uh.... I think I'll get the toilet plunger.

Me: Now let's see if Sonic listens to his own advice.

[Drweegee64]

Remember kids, buy plungers to make your masters proud!

[OtterFan25]

Sonic: Kids, don't waste your money on junk. Spend it on something REALLY cool, like a toilet plunger!

[mrdretlu87]

@OtterFan25 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[super58173]

Wasting money on shit....

[dante965123]

HOOOOOLLLD IT COOOCO NUTS!

[FireTacoProductions]

buy a dime, kid.

[Trooperxp]

COCO NUTS

[SmashBomber12345]

Robotnik needs a toilet plunger because his fat ass filled with sh*t clogged up the toilet.

[Yosher21]

Yeah kids, don't buy crap from Wes Weasley, no, buy a DVD of Aosth :D

[Duckcupcakes]

@wiiloverandpround

Lol funni xxx

[wiiloverandproud]

Sonic: Why waste your hard-earned cash on this junk? If you save it, you could buy something really cool. * couch cough my games cough*

[ToxicTurquoise454]

This segment should be renamed "Tails and the Teleporting Table".

[runnysmokey0304]

In today's economy, you gotta spend it.

[JacksonSTUFF777]

0:22 The table moved.

[MoldyAngle]

Wes: "Well, how about this item, then? BUCKET-O-NOTHING! Yours for only ninety-nine ninety-nine NINETY-NINE!"

[djhikaru96]

I bet the salesman hit Sonic in the face after it...

[TheJunkman1986]

i dont wanna know why robotnick needs a toilet plunger...

oh wait..OH MAN!!

THAT'S DISGUSTING!!

[ZombieMonkey7]

I think Sonic just crushed his dreams of being a magician and now he will grow up as a plumer

[Staremonemesis]

@ZombieMonkey7 DADA DA DADA DA DA

[knuclear2008]

A sonic/animaniacs crossover wouldve been so appropriate back in the day.

[Quextamon]

0:17 - 0:22 the sales man is frozen with his hat flooting above his head

[KennethMoreland]

Toilet Plunger = SERIOUS BUSINESS

[MoldyAngle]

@KennethMoreland  DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

[hojodude1234]

he wants to shove it up Robotnik's asshole

[KittyandMimmy11]

OHMYGOD SONIC WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!!! With that toilet plunger, Robotnick could clone it, build a mutant robot army to wield the plungers, kidnap the chao, and force you to participate in a 14-day challenge that will be made into a trashy cheaply made minigame collection called Sonic: Raving Robots!!

Or has that been done?

[bigfatkid3]

stupid. robotnik hates you.

[tundradog04]

sonic knows all about discounts

He once convinced bart simpson to shoplift a video game.

[CeeJaySilhouette]

@tundradog04 That comment is made of win! lol

[kyuubisharinan3296]

lol cocoanuts....nuts XD

[onearmedmario]

:D u wanna toilet plunger i got one

[chewbacca447]

WHY DOES HE WANT A TIOLET PLUNGER????

[sonicrockz1011]

lol "hold it, Coco---NUTS!" its not the fact he said nuts, just how he said it.

[Aliyah2456789]

I want a toilet plunger. No one ever gives me anything

[MtheGate]

WTF DOES HE WANT A TOILET PLUNGER FOR!?

[sonicblader12]

LOL the sales man (animal) is just standing there smiling while sonic is ruining his business

[xDoctorxFaustusx]

Ooooooooooooooooooo! I want a toilet plunger! Just what every kid on the block wants!

lol

[hugothenerd]

We got to have.... MONEEE!!!

[Keikuina]

How come Tails always does the same fucking mistake?

[bhc1231]

why a fucking toilet plunger? i would have goten the junk.

[coalsonicmario19]

Yep toilet plunger are so cool.