Kyle Cease Weirder Blacker Dimpler

[bikachic]

whats with all the smart ass looks and shrugs and weird grins?

[ftb2ufogaming4444]

ha kyle cease is the shit! ha ur hella cute just saying haha

[detapia27]

you should keep covering your face with the poster...just sayin...

[GNFilm]

I'm not going to continue watching this for the substance (mostly because I already like Kyle Cease and I'm not really into people's personal opinions as broadcasted by youtube), but I will say that the whole comments about who's poor or not was totally unnecessary.

[DrFreestyleKyle]

Kyle Cease is about as funny as you are pretty.

[chives71194]

the reason she can buy all those CD's is cuz no one in her family has to pay taxes

[chives71194]

it looks like kyle cease's promoter's job even got outsourced

[rawkorn209]

hahaa. agreed

[Drunkenprophet23]

I'm not poor. But I still rated this video that way.

[yessicaeslolo]

thats fine.. your very nice =]

[ghostsshAdow234]

I prefer pirating things off the internet. Thanks

[yessicaeslolo]

:( sadness

[yessicaeslolo]

trust me i know him. go look at his fucken myspace. =] but i love you.

[Xand3r707]

lol, you're hot.

[yessicaeslolo]

mucho thanks =]

[Xand3r707]

so tell me...why do you like kyle cease soo much?

[yessicaeslolo]

because hes my hero and most of all my friend, funny, delightful, insightful, and caring. the best ever =]

[Xand3r707]

haha that's pretty sick. you're pretty lucky to have a stand up friend, getting all the hook ups and shit haha. how often do you guys hangout?

[yessicaeslolo]

whenever hes in town. =]

[Xand3r707]

that's fucking thug. i'd kill to meet this guy.

[Tpeitz1]

what a fuckin psycho.

[yessicaeslolo]

fag!

[iluvmipuppy]

lmao

That music!

[unrealsocom]

omg ths video sucks its not what i wanted to see

[yessicaeslolo]

what were you looking for? tits? Perv!

[Xand3r707]

lol, thats what everyone wants on youtube...porn:P

[iloveprancingwithzac]

i am poor but so convincing(and funny if i might add), i had 15 dollars but i spent it becuase of this video, now i am broke but i have the kyle cease special, thank you, you are the second coming, bless be our savior

[yessicaeslolo]

i love you =]

[jhyzer936916]

What with Piano Man playing in the background?

totally a creeper

fosho

[superdubman999]

shes a creeper

[yessicaeslolo]

im a fan.

[Suasion]

You make allot of assumptions.

[xXxRoCKnRoLLAxXx]

There are ALOT better things you guys should do with your money than buy another DVD

[blazinazn608]

Yay another Kyle Cease Fan =). Good job on promoting his amazing humor

[yessicaeslolo]

mucho thanks =]

[nickspharler]

you know, i like drugs too... haha

[rwars0411]

no  face

[skatetodeath999]

fuck you its on TV

[rudyruderudester]

i like kyle cease too girl and ur hott les hook up

[yessicaeslolo]

lets go!

[guitarguy93]

How does having internet not make you poor?

[CortWild]

Fuck Kyle Cease, I want to know how hairy are your armpits, funny talking girl?

[yessicaeslolo]

um what? thats an odd question.

[WereNotGurus]

i agree. kyle cease is funny. and i like billy joel.

[yessicaeslolo]

thats fantastic you awesome!

[mocarlton]

haha ur a dumb broad. why the hell would u put up a video for someone who doesnt care who u are.

and you be talkin like a foo

[yessicaeslolo]

thats not true... ask kyle himself... ask him whos his favorite/biggest fan... he will say me, even if im not there...

[bnbnnbbnbnnbnbnbnbnb]

uhh why do i need a credit card for 15$?

also like STMayes says we prefer to steal it off the web

Have a nice day ☺

[yessicaeslolo]

watch it online or buy it... you should still have a hard copy of it so when you see him live, he can sign it for you =]

[danielledkyf]

wow why the hell are you talking like you swallowed a dick? no i dont have a fu#king credit card and i dont have 15 dollars!

[yessicaeslolo]

im sorry you dont have 15 dollars... thats sad.

[danielledkyf]

moron... you are a fucking ass non of your god damn business what people have ordont have and good on you for taking the piss out of someone that has no money you superior american asshole! this is why the world hates the states greed! money is everythingto you!

[elimanator]

i dont understand poor people only money talks.... whad u say it came out blah blah blah im ignorant...and like dick

[yessicaeslolo]

that comment makes no sense.

[Azuko17]

stop talking like that

[zarcoholic]

yessica your goofy

[RoseSkye]

Wish random people gave me free advertising =/

[kylelacool]

promo whor

[kylelacool]

im poor insensitev bich

[GraceProducts]

what the hell.

this is bullshit.

[yessicaeslolo]

what?

[Zykis]

Indeed, good sir!

[ganon133]

kyle

[yessicaeslolo]

cease :)

[ZoltanTheFighter]

You jut made the perfect video.

Your insanely beautiful

Your promoting a hilarious comedian

And you got the fuckin music in the background.

Lol..

[ZoltanTheFighter]

just**

[yessicaeslolo]

aww your so sweet! thanks :)

[FREeSoUTHPaRkMoJaDo]

Daum Your Sexy :) And Is That In Stores? Like Not From The Internet But Can I Get It At Like Best Buy Or Something?

[yessicaeslolo]

yeah you can buy it from best buy and places where they sell comedy DVDs. you can find out by looking online and maybe ordering it to go to the store nearest you :)

[FREeSoUTHPaRkMoJaDo]

Oh Thanks Ima Go Do That! So Hes Your Favorite Comedien? My Is Jeff Garcia But Ive Never Heard Of This Gut Kyle Cease But Hes Funny As Hell!

[yessicaeslolo]

yes he is my all time favorite guy!!!! kyle cease is amazing!

[FREeSoUTHPaRkMoJaDo]

I Like Jeff GarCia,George Lopez,Carlos MenCia And Now Adding To The List Bkuz You Pursyaded Me Is Kyle Cease Lol Hes Funny And Random Like Me!

[CortWild]

I sEE you likE to randomly capitalisE C's. Small world I likE to randomly capitlizE E's. You'rE so random

[yessicaeslolo]

I do? im sorry haha i didnt realize it? haha

[BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

that song in the background...

is the shit.

And weird al remade it in the form of an ode to Spiderman.

[xkevinx15]

Your fucking hott.

I would buy anything you sold.

You should make some youtube videos promoting bikinis or something even more revealing.

[kickdababies]

Kyle cease is insanely randomly funny.

buutttt.... torrenting is always easier haha

and cheaper

=P

[Freshjonng]

I don't have either man!!...I do have $15 but its only in cash...and without a credit card

Thanks for the...info, How about EBAY?! for like...5 dollars less!

[yessicaeslolo]

hey thats fine too, :D

[dugudall230]

credit cards or paypal or something like that.. that was fucking annoying you're def annoying.

[yessicaeslolo]

okay. um. thanks for watching love! :D

[gamefanatic1131]

God damn youre so fucking annoying. But kyle cease is funny.

[yessicaeslolo]

sorry im annoying to you :(, but i totally agree with the 2nd half of your comment :)

[sodaholic5000]

KC is by far one of the best most random comedians outa there :P im gettin his cd in a few days

[yessicaeslolo]

his cd is amazing! its hella funny! i have 3 copies :) anyway. you did a very wise investment good job! your the best!

[dohboy07]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHA im laffing cuz that was crappy acting but kyle cease is one of my fav comics but dont pursue it as a career... and most people dont have credit cards.

[yessicaeslolo]

im not acting. its a vlog

[dugudall230]

Well it doesn't matter what he thinks because trying to defend a 5 minute fucking waste of time.. it wouldn't matter if you were the president of the united states... no one fucking cares..

[yessicaeslolo]

oh darling. this is youtube, if i wanna make a video, i make it. its just the way the world works. im sry you didnt like it, but maybe if you looked up a video that actually interested you, you wouldnt be so mad.

KYLE CEASE IS AMAZING, i love that kid!

[dugudall230]

Here's a promotion for you .. THIS VIDEO IS A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME!!!

[yessicaeslolo]

well im sry you feel that way, kyle cease seemed to enjoy it tho, so im happy about that :P

[dugudall230]

I'm pretty sure you afghani bitch that you have no right to judge anyones financial status .. and I think you're an idiot.

[yessicaeslolo]

1) i am not middle eastern....

2) its just a youtube video of me telling people to go get my friends dvd

3) but thanks for watching tho, you raised the number of my views ;)

[HandyAndy229]

Wow that was extremely racist of him, dont listen to him keep doing your thing, kyle cease rocks too

[yessicaeslolo]

your sweet thank you! your very nice! ill thank you when im famous

[HandyAndy229]

Oh and by the way, how do you know KC?

[yessicaeslolo]

oh i have known him for quite a while, im his biggest fan and have been to a lot of his shows and then from there we became friends. :D i love that kid!

[HandyAndy229]

wow thats really cool, good for you! Do you ever hang out and stuff?

[yessicaeslolo]

yeah, in fact i just spent the 4th of july with him and his brother. they had a lil party and i got to go :)

[HandyAndy229]

I dont get it! How did you first meet him and how did you become good friends? Thats pretty awesome man, does he call you and invite you places?

So lucky....:)

[yessicaeslolo]

i met him at one of his shows and im his number one fan, but im not crazy about him so yeah. i dont know it just kinda happened. um. yeah he invites me places but its not that often just when hes in town. and im totally cool with it and stuff. but yeah. because of that and other reasons, i am a cbVIP (cease brothers VIP and cease bledsoe VIP)

[HandyAndy229]

Very cool, good for you :)

[yessicaeslolo]

thanks :D

[ambermichelle86]

You're an IDIOT. WHY, if this video is such a "waste of time" are you wasting your time watching it and spamming the comments with your negative bullshit?? And why criticize her when you have NO idea who she is? Afghani? Hm...pretty sure you should make sure you have your facts straight before you throw out ignorant, racist comments. You can stop being jealous that we know/love/promote Kyle-maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to meet him & understand WHY we love him.

Now go playyy in traffic.

[yessicaeslolo]

your awesome!

[STMayes]

could i just pirate it off the internet?

[RetardedEmotions]

I can sum up this video: "Buy Kyle Cease dvd Weirder, Blacker, Dimpler. It's a real good movie!"

[Compton3clipsed]

TH3S3 AR3 MY SHO3Z

[Compton3clipsed]

Not only is she sexy, she's got taste in Comedy, Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia ain't shit on Cease, they should just cease and desist ((I'm already aware how lame that was))

[BreeNeelovesCOOKIES]

Your choices are..

Wal-mart or Suzy's..

Whicha are always open..

LIKE A VAGINA!!

[jfo3719]

wow ur cool

[yessicaeslolo]

:P :)

[bradypetersenlaine]

kyles hilarious

[yessicaeslolo]

haha you know it hes the bestest ever!

[ClownUnit02]

You should tell Kyle that you gave him free advertising. He'd totally be your man-slave.

Like a vagina.

[yessicaeslolo]

haha he already knows. i didnt tell me but he finds out of my video some way. i love that kid :D

"these are my shoes"

[ClownUnit02]

Pfft, lucky...

[yessicaeslolo]

haha dont worry hes not my man slave or anything, he just said thanks :) your nice tho!

[suppermick]

Is that Weird Al's "Ode to a Superhero" in the background??? haha

[yessicaeslolo]

no its the original song "piano man" by billy joel

[OGSpartan]

haha i go to school with her...lol.

[yessicaeslolo]

who are you?

[emohkay]

yea are bomb

kyle is hilarious havent met him yet

watch my vid and leave a comment that would be cool =]

[yessicaeslolo]

you should really go find out when kyles by you.. .hes really funny live its awesome!

[uolbihs]

YOOO THAT GIRL IS HOOOOOOOOT !!!! :P :P :P YOO whomever u are come see my video :P ps im not with her anymore if you know wat i mean heheh :P with pleasure to talk to ya later payce

[POKEMONISGREAT7]

this is stupid as fuck. put something that is interesting, not you rambling on about kyle cease. yea he's fucking awesome i know. "uh go buy it, it's cool and umm you can watch it ya know, maybe put it in a DVD player and ya know let your eyes scan and process the images and let your ears listen to his voice tell jokes" thats you saying stupid shit for 5 minutes and 37 fucking seconds

[yessicaeslolo]

someone's nice...

[mnmzissweet14]

lol. just like a vagina. my friend told me about that & i had to find out who the comedian was. he was in "10 things i hate about you" too. and i like stephen lynch too. i think he's coming out with another special tomorrow. anyways. cya =]

[bethbrooks14]

haha. your adorable.

i loooove Kyle Cease.

i am a big fan also.

[DarthXasthur]

like a vigina

[MarshaliciousDef]

HIGH FIVE!!

[DarthXasthur]

WTF... I dont even have pay pal or any of that shit you mentioned, your a crazy bitch, and i am poor, and you dont understand what its like being poor untill your mom had to sell her body and you end up with a 3rd half brother, yet thats neither here nor there, the point being, Stephen Lynch is better so id that greg geraldo dude and Danial Tosh, but this dude is um 4th ? Either way you are intolerant and raceist

[Compton3clipsed]

DarthXasthur your life should be a stand-up, cept everyone one say your like George Lopez because you had a little hard time in life, Blow me so what your mom sold your body, she was a whore anyway.

[DarthXasthur]

yah she was *is* a whore, and its gunny you mention george lopez, cuz my name is Jorge Flores HA the way life works out, PLUS, dude i got to stick in my Ex-Gf's ass last week, so im good for the rest of my life.... o yah, and i love you :)

[Compton3clipsed]

Anal? great shit man gratz, sorry for dissing you.

[DarthXasthur]

HAHA yah, my comment before was just me being baord and wanted to start shit with an indian lookin 14 year old on youtube.. ha ha yah i hate ppl that look for pity ESPICALLY on the internet.. fuck that.. so ill leave today with a quote. A good friend once told me you needed to narrow your shit down till all you have is your essientals.. so hear it is

"Life ant nuthin but bitches and money."

ha ha that goes out to my nigga ice cube

haha

FUCKING SLAYER!!!!

[mememeokay]

this is my best friend!

[theonlykime]

i love kyle i hung out with him one time in lowell he is awsome i chilled with him and i have pics with kyle cease  and he signed like all my shit ..i felt bad casue outta about 400 pepople only me and my ucle really knew who he was ..kyle fucing rocks lol so do you just for being a fan :)

[yessicaeslolo]

yeah i have seen kyle cease like 6 times and met him 5. i know thats a lot. hahah yeah i have a lot of his stuff that is signed... cd, tickets, papers, hoodies yeah! kyle cease is the SHIT!!! i love him!!! nice to meet you fellow kyle cease fan!!! :)

[yessicaeslolo]

yeah i know! kyle cease is the shit!!! i love him! i have met him like 5 times and seen him 6 times its pretty cool! i have all this stuff he signed, tickets, cds, hoodies, everything

nice to meet you fellow kyle cease fan!!!

[halfhill41691]

haha omg finally another big kyle cease fan, for a while i was thinking i was the only one. I love his rap talk, i do it all the all the time and my friends are like what? And im like, its kyle cease you guys, the greatest comedian ever haha. But yeah you are definately the coolest, fellow kyle cease fan.

[yessicaeslolo]

haha yea that was me at first... i would tell everyone about him and no one knew who he was but i eventually talked about him enough that now anyone who knows me... knows kyle cease =) i am pleased to meet you fellow kyle cease fan! =)

[halfhill41691]

haha yeah me too, like everyone i have told about kyle cease has thought he was hilarious. Kyle Cease is the best, i can't believe you actually got to meet him. I would like do anything to get to meet him, man your so lucky haha. But thanks for the response, fellow kyle cease fan =)

[NYCfanofcountry24]

hah i am definetly a BIG kyle cease fan

[StuBakerComedy]

Hmmm. Never heard of him. ;)

But I'm gonna get the DVD just because you said so!

But I've heard of Billy Joel!

[StarF68]

I tried to get it, but they didn't have it at Best Buy, Walmart, or Target. D:

If they don't have it in tomorrow I'm just going to order it online, cause Kyle Cease is awsome. And One Dimple is a great CD. =)

[KCR1SZ]

i have it its hilarious. do u luv me? cuz i luv u

[yessicaeslolo]

yes i do love you.. but i dont really know who you are... but just by watching this and commenting i love you haha...

thats impossible.... "weirder, blacker, dimpler" is not out to the public yet... i know some people have it but there are only like 3 haha but you rock!!

[slizzoff]

hahaha now i kno y he looks familiar... he was in Not another teen movie trying to start the big applause all the time... "gotta wait for the right moment" lmao

[yessicaeslolo]

haha YES! your right! he was also in 10 things i hate about you and played Bogey Lowenstein. He's amazing his Special(one hour special) was the most viewed 1 hour special comedy central had in 3 years! and was placed in the top 20 of Comedy Central's Stand Up Comedians :) hes the shizzet!!!!!!