Tag Team, Back Again!

[MetalMatt93]

Was that a Mitchell and Web Look reference I just heard? Fuck yeah, Swaim.

[doorehall]

Dan O'Brien.

[khamjaninja]

Rare look at the rest of the Cracked staff, I'm guessing?

[DrJanitor1362]

I see what you did there, that's a wrap, rap. Haaaa

[VocabWord]

This is amazing. It is also one of the whitest things I've ever seen.

[mcmuffingaming]

Lyrics anywhere

[987yhnbgt]

was the hennimore a reference to "that mitchell and webb look"? my two favourite groups would have such respect for that reference

[RefusetoListen]

Awesome.

[Mimi103340]

IS THAT ASIAN LADY CHRISTINA?!

[franinconverse]

Wow

[caturday456]

That Asian lady has some moves O_O

[EmptyPuppetify]

This is the best rap I've ever heard.

[fromdaghettowithlove]

Swaim, why did you just compare your penis to a pen...

That guy wants to give you 5OO dollars, I*ll just show you my sword.

[snowkiller12]

can we get some dan o'brien freestyle beatboxin'?

[vajayjayfrendly]

Swaim is a fucking hoss.

[EarSnail]

word

[MrRandumbDude]

Pure freakin awesome!! I actually found this by accident. Swaim and DOB I wish you guys great success. Just stick with each other and don't sell-out.

[DarthTomale]

Oh my god, i havent stopped smiling since i saw this title. This was more than incredible. You are now mandated by internet law to make an album.

[gallbuster]

Who was the one person who disliked this?! :L. It's hilarious!

[Domura]

Swaim, just as a heads up, I'm putting aside $500 for the occasion I ever run into you somewhere, so that I can give it to you.

[Hufflepuffish]

Hennimore!

[Nani101]

My jaw has dropped and my mouth refuses to close. Holy crap, that was abso-fucking-lutely amazing.

Holy Jesus, God above, I do think you're the most amazing rapping and beatboxing duo that I have ever witnessed.

[val2zs]

U are awesome!

[boonlincoln]

This is awesome. I need lyrics to it.

[DroveThemInsane]

You guys are Rapping Jesus and Beatboxing Jesus

[batmanalk]

you lost me after like the 8th reference. fantastic though

[youvegotsyd]

Yay! Haha "Genius is ubiquitous like Hitler in a flame war". That made me so happy. Oh and "I bring the terror just like motherf*cking Robespierre".

[c4r50n1]

Wrong answer.

[KelliAmy]

This is beyond awesome, i didn't think it was possible to love Swaim and DOB more but i do

[katens2002]

This is awesome! I love you Dan!! And you too Michael, there's just something so adorable about the vest and tie.

[Maphisto86]

0:54 You have to run out of spit sometime. Dan is a machine though.

[friggincollegekid]

You should have kept going until DOB passed out.

[mizekiriha]

That was SICK. Very well done, I enjoyed this Mr. Word.

[mibluvr13]

Oh look! It's what Bo Burnham thinks he can do!

[icyswordofawesome]

And the I, Jizzed in my Pants!

[kittenkates]

:12 thizz face

[StabbyJoeStyle]

Wow. I always knew Swaim was amazing but ...wow

[ligerhunter5223]

Thumbs up if you got here from TV Tropes.

[Nickjaa]

@ligerhunter5223 shut up

[Smeargle2]

My name is Paige, teeheehee.

[AdudenamedKemp]

Apparently Daniel actually wears a vest and tie.

[4nd4s]

It only makes sense that great writers are great rappers.

[Shanky]

This was awesome. The sad part is that a lot of people will probably call this "nerd rap."

[FastFoot92]

How the hell did you expect anyone to get the Hennimore reference?

[Yoarashi]

This video wound me up rhyme by rhyme, building up a sort of pressure. When the high five came, a feeling of awesomeness exploded inside my heart, and I felt as though I was finally returning home after a very long travel in a strange land.

[SilasCilice]

I find your rapping proof of your talents. Release a rap album.

Don't use a beat machine when you do; use Dan.

Same thing goes for hoes. Use Dan.

Seriously, this makes me respect you even more. I'm giving you dap if I ever see you in real life.

[rcon1012]

my face... it melted.

[lovefromeponine]

hahaaa I watch this every single day, sometimes more than once, to prepare me for the challenges I will face.

[Eoph]

It just keeps going... and going... and going and the greatness keeps spewing out of his mouth.

Swaim you are better than Shakespeare at figuring out intelligent sounding ways to make jokes about Bowel movements and sexual intercourse.

[Dyssari]

That was fucking awesome guys.

[jek21]

lol "That's a rap"

[XHellRaiser]

i would pay to see that

[scythelog]

I have traveled on the internet for many years, now I have found swaim, I only watch Swaim, he is the essence of the interwebz

[AdudenamedKemp]

This made my day. Michael, I... I-I think I love you.

[montecore18]

The girl in the dark blue top is cute.

[Eoph]

@montecore18 I think that is his wife... i can't remember if he is married or if that was a joke from cracked TV though

[MsCaelen]

@Eoph He's definitely married, and those were real clips from his wedding. But I'm not sure if that's her... eh, who knows. She's still lucky

[JoltYourLife]

My dog's name is Paige...

[Clairamel1]

holy jesus that was the greatest fucking thing i have ever heard

[CarolinaOcelot]

*face melt*

[ADeadHeaDz]

Holy fuck Swaim, where has this been all my life? I would so fucking buy this.

[creepycrunchy]

Really good rapper.

[rawrblah]

I'd do you up the butt. No homo.

[urgfisabitch]

HENNIMOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!

[manson123mano]

Brav -fucking-O

[crustypickle]

That was fantastic. Why wasn't it turned into a Cracked video?

[sydney83w]

who's the guy who says 'that's a wrap everybody' at the end?

also, this rap was amazing. well done.

[VinceMaster101]

This is the first youtube video I've seen with zero dislikes... Probably because its the best thing ever. Swaim is the man.

[Vegemighty]

Brreszn Monsieur, pardon ze French

Function cunt that means we proudly present

MC Word I’m your master of ceremonies

Just call me a bar mitzvah trainer contra this matrimony

Backwards like saddam was in the kurds way

You better grab a pencil and jot down what these verbs say

I guess you’d say I’m word gay; I’m always giving words play

I don’t front when it comes to vocabulary

[bfsfanatic1]

@Vegemighty its fuck shit cunt not function cunt

[Vegemighty]

Throw my head back shit flows out like dysentery Everyone in shit I’ll make them sick outrageous That just means I’m so sick it’s contagious My flow runs fast like Forrest Though if you want to last open up your thesaurus Mmm I be your wordsmith With a word jones, forging mighty swords upon the anvil of your ear bones My peculiar predilection elocution reperfection Imma natural selection, got charisma not corrected Smoking bowls like Endo, leaving you in limbo

[Vegemighty]

And this is as slow as I go. Okay I’m like a rich zombie; I got more brain meat I add a pinch of comedy when I rock it for Main Street They canceled your lobotomy because testing showed no need I’m hooked on phonics like librarian dope fiends I’m riding a 10 speed while you’re crying with scraped knees But there aint nothing fake here, more character than Shakespeare I can bring the terror like motherfucking Robespierre Don’t challenge me to scrabble sex or boggle

[Vegemighty]

If you do I promise you will come up short like hoggle Spelling Periodontist while you’re busy getting all threes Score blowing up like david bowies knockies Showing up in gap jeans, pockets packed with fat green Tongue to make the girls cream, screaming like I’m james dean Put grammar sentences together than I hang and cush When it comes to grammar I’m more anal then a wang in fudge Rappings like a revenge, dish best served cold I’m a tv dinner you’re a tv with no verb hold

[trinityj1]

@Vegemighty David Bowie's codpiece, not knockies. Still, awesome job transcribing all that.

[Vegemighty]

Rolling Rolling Rolling joints like they went out of style Started rapping yesterday, already past my eighth mile Genius is ubiquitous like Hitler in a flame war Gimme 30 seconds show you what you learned my name for Hook me up with flags and I’ll bust rhyme in semaphore Give you a simple test you fuck up worse than Hennimore We’re just not the same man, I’m more savant then Rain man Yea I just compared myself to a retard Got to take a handicap when you spit this hard

[Vegemighty]

I’m like Sam Clemens in a gilded age Go to sleep with pen in hand and wake up to a filled page Paige being this girl who cums when I’m inside of her And if you ask her what she thinks she’ll say my pen is mightier I keep my shit tidier; I’m accurate like metronomes You know I beat in time like Heidegger Shit words out like Kodachrome…. Give us those nice bright and colors That stinky green of summer Makes you think all (pachhaa) the world is a smokey haze

[Nani101]

@Vegemighty You are an amazing human being.

[Vegemighty]

Damn! Lyrics please!

[BOMEYE95TV]

Anal like a wang in fudge....sigh.

[dmh3000]

That was brilliant.

[Jiggles1233]

Swaim, you sir are a fucking god.

[CinemaZebra]

Win.

[JimHxn]

This is just amazing!

He doesn't stop!

I LOVE YOU SWAIM....and I ain't no homosexual

[Imgnrphx]

Honestly, I love you guys. Like... a lot. Non-creepy of course.

[pete3great]

does this count as nerdcore? i say it does.

[lizowen85]

Extremely talented, no doubt about it. I wish Swaims life was my life.

[AmWoita9]

Does Swaim do that motorboat thing between each take?

[ElegantWaster]

Legendary. Best comedians on the net!

[Aerach89]

This is amazing.

[LeboviciAB84]

HENNIMOOOOOORE

[FastFoot92]

I lol at the ratio of quality to views in the sugesttions

[RebeckaRowan]

Awesome! Wish I'd been anywhere near this, it looks freaking amazing. You guys just get better and better :)

[IrishIan1992]

You and Jay-Z need to freestyle battle.

[cartmangreko]

swaims got ill skills

[GuruZap]

Rapping with a beatboxer is cool for campfires and office parties but I'd like to see this with some legit music behind it. .....Forgive me, D.O.B.

[iliketurtles6667]

Goddamn, now I have to clean my keyboard. Who's got a cigarette?

[nocturnezero]

I came.

[ReneeK1980]

That was awesome, guys!

[ReiNohara]

DOB's beatboxingggg ♥

[perhael]

Epicness brought to life in rap form.

[qwing96]

is there anyway that we can get a mp3 version to download??

[xNillowsx]

@qwing96 google "lisen to youtube" then click im feeling lucky

[qwing96]

@xNillowsx gracias

[SCUMiNex]

Satan bless you, Swaim.

[anmvamp]

swaim is a god among men and a man among women

[EonianPal]

After hearing this song i think im pregnant.

[geryainte]

@EonianPal i too may have been impregnated by mr swaims rapping powers. and im a man

[Vajrayana514]

Please put out a record ASAP

[chokexonxfailure]

I enjoyed the Rain Man line. Like, more than any rational human being should.

[BrujoBr]

best

video

ever



[HondaCrab777]

lmao This made my day c:

[anchornio]

Swaim rige de una manera inigualablemente infame! Fuckin' A!

[QuikVidGuy]

Is this part of Dan's rap-phase?

[marcyg1686]

@QuikVidGuy ooooh are we allowed to talk about it now?

[QuikVidGuy]

He really is a robot.

[SlickRicketts]

So annoyed that I left the set before this epicness took place. FUCK.

[monkfishification]

He's still better than Chuggo.

[jacktchance]

As a straight man, I can safely say that I am gay for Michael Swaim.

[monkeywolf007]

Man I wish I could produce this rhyme! That was a miracle in the domain of wordsmith... stuff... Me like!

[BrotherhoodOfTheDead]

*swaimgasm*

[masterjoey1029]

@BrotherhoodOfTheDead I believe you mean orgaswaim.

[BrotherhoodOfTheDead]

@masterjoey1029 i can't even pronounce that

[VocabWord]

All of these comments are just swaimgasm after swaimgasm. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[voltage17121712]

I never noticed, but half way through I think I started to cry.

True beauty.

[Ragnarok6688]

That was so horribly awesome

[StanleyBradshaw]

that fucking rocked.

you aree my hero, swaim.

[mahbucket]

That was like an orgasm in my ears.

[kopaka555]

This Just Blow my mind as Fast and Awesome as dan`s beatbox abilities(wich im not sure if it is good or not...seriously)

[hellobluemonday]

This is so fantastic

[ThermosPolitics]

awh, man. sick. nerdcore ftw.

[Enzo0PL]

Amazing. Swaim, you're the best.

[Rockyface]

lol what can rhyme with dysentery ?

[StanleyBradshaw]

@Rockyface missing three?