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  • oh noes I'm going to hell, for I have longer hair than my sisters :O

  • lmao tht was legit

  • you arent funny buddy, youre just a bad troll

  • You look like Harald Eia in the beginning of this vid!

  • God didn't say to cut your hair, that was Paul's letter to the Corinthians... Paul doesn't make the laws of God. You should know what you're talking about before you make fun of it.

  • I like you, but not in a gay way at all—well, maybe just in an itsy bitsy gay way—alright, I admit it, totally fucking homosexual!

  • you know what makes me more sick than radical christians? christians who use the cross as their holy symbol... because they are effectively hypocrites as well, as you are using your "savior's" CAUSE OF DEATH as a holy symbol..... it is just wrong...and that is coming from an atheist.

  • That verse in Leviticus is NOT for us today, and not even for the mainstream people in the old testament either. Having long hair was strictly for the nazerite vow and for some priests to temporarily wear, and having said that, NO WHERE in the Bible does it say that short hair, or cutting your hair, or shaving it or being bald are wrong. Also, there are no contradictions in the Bible. God does not care about our hair, He is focused on our hearts and spirits and how we live our life.

  • @xhemexx what about "do not kill" that is a contradiction , because killing happens a lot in the bible.

  • Hah...That was funny :D

  • Dear Theologikos, I like you (but not in a gay way) a lot more since my de-conversion. Cool vid, especially the prayer at the end. Keep up the good work.

  • i like men with short hair! i'm in love! LOL

  • No razor to the face, which is why hasidic jews grow their beards, but keep the hair on top of their head short.

  • MACAULEY CULKIN?????

  • Allright! First of all, he took out of the context Bible verses which are referring to different situations. Secondly, why pay attention to someone's ignorance?

  • @x3m4ik lol your the one paying enough attention to comment LOL LOVE IT!

  • @hollyacook21 Yeah rightly mentioned :)), except the fact that I will not try to explain why he does that cause I think it is obvious.

  • You're only supposed to use the Old Testament when it's convenient for your personal desires. Apparently that goes for the New Testament too.

  • Awww, your haircut's cute. But you're still gonna burn in hell.

  • Love your "What the Fcks?"  Amen

  • Praise jebus! So.... do I cut my hair or grow it? Now I'm confused.

  • I do actually use my long hair as a covering :)

  • I love the cheeky grin at the end. >=D

    So, are you going to grow it out again now? =P

  • I think you were cuter with long hair. Not that you look bad with short hair, though! ;)

  • So at the 11th hr when millions r leaving this religion Xians have decided that Xianity is fundamentally about love. Unfortunately the literature supporting the faith doesnt support this notion & the actions of the faithful have been clearly been to the contrary. The other Abrahamic based religions rnt much better particularly the muslims. At least Jews can argue with thr god. 

  • Not only is the bible full of contradictions but its full of genocides, wars, revenge killings, mass exterminations. The basis of Xianity is based on the brutal&violent death of a man born of a virgin (HUH?!!! Virgins cant have babies!!)& who is remembered in a cannabalistic memorial which involves eating hisflesh&drinking his blood. A Jewish man whos brothers&sisters in faith have been violently persecuted for 2000yrs? Does this make anysense???

  • He not really criticizing the Bible, he is just pointing out an obvious contradiction thats contained in the bible. His videos deal with the contradictory nature of religion itself. Xianity is a contradiction. Its supposed to preach love, yet in Europe at one point the blood of Xians flowed in the great capitals of Europe, women were burned at the stake for being witches, & 1000s of Jews died in pogroms bcuz they supposedly killed the 'king of peace?

  • Hahahahaha to the christian retards below

  • u r a real arsehole man.

  • Maybe everything is permitted and god doesn't care about your hair.

  • i love the contradictions about hair, and then him cursing out his beloved god.

  • What was that white stuff in your hair? GROSS!

  • This is why i dont fuck with monothiesm. Odin never gave me stupid as shit rules like that. Asatru! fuck yeah!

  • May God have mercy on your soul. i will pray for you and others like you who are non believers. perhaps one day you may be saved. until that time, regardless of God, you have a lot of growing up to do.

  • @AndyJReiswig Oh fuck, please don't.... we really really don't want to spend an elevator ride with nuts like you, much less an eternity!

  • @AndyJReiswig lighten up theist! if god gave us free will we have every right to exercise it. That means mocking the holy bible and making fun of its inconsistencies is our god given right. Now you might interject and say it is your "duty" to convince people that god is real and to love and respect him above all others. But wait, OH SHIT! Isn't that yet another inconsistency and contradiction? The bible is full of MAN made bullshit that adapts to suit its exploiter's wants and needs. Wake up.

  • @AndyJReiswig I'll be in agreement with you! I'm so sad for this guy, and for the ones that like what he's doing. Really sad.

  • @tnbelle777 I like what he is doing - don't feel sad for me you freak...

  • @tnbelle777 If I may ask, what are you sad about, this guys attitude about God, or that he cut his hair

  • you are a total fool and idiot and God still loves you. step outside and open your eyes, they have been shut, obviously. look around. I love Jesus and am eternally grateful for what he did for me. i seriously doubt you have studied scriptures

  • @AndyJReiswig The doubt is returned

  • @AndyJReiswig If god loves me let him show up at my door with a dozen roses and tell me so himself. Really, you sound like a gossiping schoolgirl.

  • I'm sure this guy is going to hell. I bet already a bunch of horrible shit is happening to him.

  • it looks like your ready to start molesting children now

  • marry me...

  • Awesome!

  • LOL you remind me of ZOMGitsCriss

  • @gaylolful

    haha , I think it's the other way around, I remind you of him :P I'm a big fan, I was his lurking around his channel since before I even made my first vid :)

  • @ZOMGitsCriss ZOOOO MMMM GGGG ITS CRISS! I can't believe you replied to me! I'm so happy! I love your videos sooooooo much OH MY GOSH!!!! LOL! Add my friend request XD

  • @ZOMGitsCriss OH MY GOSH! I have a request...there's this one hoe I don't like...would you mind crushing her in an argument? Pretty please!??? With a cherry on top! In return I'll fight off all the evil VOTE BOTS!!! BUAHAHAHA LOL XD

  • @panaboys7 How is the place he lives and his sexual orientation even related to each other? AT ALL? Please give me a reasonable explanation...and he's right about the Bible....it's full of horse poo....

  • Brilliant and if you can hold off on the swearing I can show this to my kids too :)

  • Maybe we are supposed to cut our scalp hair short and grow our ear and nose hair long? Or vice versa?

  • HOLY SHIT! i thought this guy was really bashing ATHEISTS but he really isnt! i LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!

  • SO since we have lots of close right now, the "long hair" with what she has come to this world when she was a baby is no longer nessesary, right?

    sounds to me like we can do some upgraded bibles, what do you think about it??????????

  • I truely LOLed when he asked God to make his mind up. Funny stuff. But on the serious side, FYI to U christians out there. Don't U think that if God wanted a man to have short hair it would grow that way, ie; Ur arm hairs,chest hairs and pubes only grow so long? Right?

  • Satan gave me a taco, it made me mighty sick....

  • Many Christians solve(?) the problem by declaring, "Oh, that's the OT. Jesus said we don't have to follow it."

  • Lol I believe that it states that Jesus shall not cut his hair. Everyone other man is a bitch if he doesn't cut it.

    That's great. I can't afford a pair of scissors! oh God please forgive me for having no money!

  • Fuck U,and fuck atheists, you devote more time to "loving to hate God" then you do living your own life. We control U, you can't walk away from this, because your hate motivates you. We've basically got you wrapped around our little finger and for the rest of your life you will always walk around with insecurity and anger. You want a fuckin war, we will give U A war and a REAL REASON to hate us.

    SHITheads deal with it and pay our fuckin taxes, stop playing victim like the pussies U are

  • @Angelsword135 Wait what? Atheists don't have to pay taxes? Why the fuck have I been paying taxes all these years. To be fair though, churches make way more money than atheists and they do not pay taxes.

  • @Angelsword135 Your a really good Christian. I am proud of you. Really! You truly understood the bible. Your right about the war and punishment of sins. It's justifiable because it's in the bible.

  • in the numbers part it only tells him not to cut his hair becuz he has to go thru a ritual i thnk it was sayng he was unlean or somthn like that you gotta really read and focus to really understand, lolol bt your funny were you cut your hair

  • This guy is a win

  • Shit, he laughed at the end! He ruined it :(

  • hahahahahahah lmao I must show this to my christian friends xD

  • whats the name of the song in the intro ?

  • @TheHardy2defy

    It's called "Hair". It's the title song to the 1968 musical Hair. There is also a 1979 movie version.

  • I must say the 2nd quote was taken out of context, it applied to some prophet (im too lazy to look it up) not all men in general, but the first ones pretty lame indeed

  • @YourRoadToHell

    The first one is very lame. I believe in God etc. but do not believe that God really cares how long or how short your hair is. "Does not the very nature of things?" etc. just seems ridiculous too, if we're talking about the nature that God created then the very nature of things tells me men can have long hair if they want to seeing as God made us capable of doing so, and to have short hair you must artificially remove it with scissors or a knife. Short OR long is fine IMO.

  • @YourRoadToHell

    Personally I'm either way, if a guy wants his hair short then keep it short, if he wants it medium length keep it there, if he wants it long let it grow long, if he wants it in a mohawk who am I to protest, makes no difference. Only petty people get caught up on things like that and I just can't picture God really giving a poo whether or not we cut our hair every month.

  • @Nagneto what part of numbers are you talking about? Could you please tell me the verse?

  • So according to Corinthians, Jesus was a disgraceful heretic! w00t!....Oh wait, numbers says it's ok....EPIC FAIL.

    This vid was slightly amusing. Keep polishing your satire!

  • How old are you?

  • There is nothing in the bible that says that Jesus has long hair. The picture of Jesus as the church knows it is actually based on Cesare Borgia

  • @whackthedog NO! You're wrong! Jesus was a tall white man with long flowing brown hair who spoke English. Duh!

  • wtf? look at jesus he does soo not have short hair

  • lmao i feel stupid after watching one of his videos i thought he was serious then.. i realized..... hes joking -___- smh at myself....

  • you devils dog!!!! how dere you!! hiding behind our bible you are not a christian!!

  • @eltemetlek Obviously, this is a joke. Don't get your little Christian knickers in a twist.

  • AMEN

  • in that part of numbers i think it isn't a contradiction cuz in my bible it says that that is just in a certain period of time not always, well i have the spanish version and there might be some errors in the translation so the tow of us might be correct in some way...

  • this video is pretty funny..i didnt bother to watch it from beginning to end till just now

  • LMAO!!!!!!!

  • @IScreamForiIceCream stop looking in the mirror

  • my pastor has tattoos.. what does that tell u? just curious...

  • @gingerxsnapsxback hes also a former atheist

  • think about it. bye satanist..

  • so no wonder u all are so dumb..you have nothing to learn from. this is the extent of your life short not always good, wasting time getting old then dying. and all these arguments r for NOTHING..your kids DONT matter why the hell would they??not like ur gonna see them again after u die. i mean an atheist can kill his kid then himself and not even know what happend right?? why stick around and waste precious resources and and make babies and need things to live if theres really no point of this

  • @gingerxsnapsxback If the only reason you're not killing, raping, torturing, beating, and mistreating people is because an imaginary god tells you not to, you need to seek professional help.

  • @gingerxsnapsxback what makes u think that the existence of a supernatural world or a deity gives a point to life?? i dont want to kill myself because i want to enjoy life and experience things before i die,there are also things to know in science and philosophy who knows if maybe through science we achieve inmortality there is no way to know for sure

  • anyway i have made some very good points. im going to take a break from this little fart fest for a little while it stinks in here. besides no one here has any logic or interesting theories or reason for being here lol its just ridiculous..atheist..its like trying to tell them theres no school on saturday but they keep going anyway to find out theres nothing there while the rest of us know school is on the weekdays.. they just dont wanna listen! and keep going back for what?? NOTHING! hahaha

  • when we didnt even know u didnt believe in him in the first place??? its not like we saw u not praying and assumed u didnt believe in God..or barge into your non existent church or tell u your non existant bible was based on lies..atheist clearly started this whole thing and that to me seems like proof there is a God which means there is a devil..why else would atheist feel the need to attack christians??IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! where it all started!!

  • since atheist dont believe in god and argue with christians till kingdom come about it..u all minus well argue about other things of no relevance like..who started the "is god real or not" argument? atheist or christians..hmm i would say the atheist did..because christians were minding their own business praying to god and one day an atheist said..there is no God..now how could an argument start with a christian telling an atheist there is a God..

  • @gingerxsnapsxback Like I said before the christians are claiming that a supernatural being is the cause of everything, that is an extraordinary claim that requires extraordinary evidence. Christians failure to provide ANY evidence for the existence of a god is all the evidence I need to say a god does not exist. Nonexistent until proven other wise.

  • That's hilarious! I love the prayer at the end. Bible-lovers will somehow find a way to excuse it as the word of god. Sigh.

  • @mysticmerman n how will we do that?? by luck? how come were so lucky all the time? lol

  • @gingerxsnapsxback Lucky? I've personally never met a lucky Christian. In fact, most of them are unlucky. And I know a lot of them.

  • ur a gay idiot fuck athiest ppl

  • @hamzehrocks100 Hahahahahahahaha. Idiot.

  • Longhair is a gift from heaven, God told men to use it long - Otherwise, the devil teached how to cut it off, for SHORT HAIR is linked to SLAVERY and ALIENATION! If MEN weren't supposed to have it long, nature, itself, would not avoit its length! The priests are tolding that, because they have developped their "christian rules" mixed to CAPITALISM, ALIENATION AND MISTAKEN CONCEPTS!

  • Longhair is a gift from heaven, God told men to use it long - Otherwise, the devil teached how to cut it off, for SHOR HAIR is linked to SLAVERY and ALIENATION! If it was not supposed to have it long, nature, itself, would not avoit it length! The priests are tolding that, because they have developed their "christian rules" mixed to CAPITALISM, ALIENATION AND MISTAKEN CONCEPTS!

  • Sorry, this is not the accurate translation of Numbers 6:5. God is real and you will be saved : )

  • stop taking bible verses out of context. If you believe you have a valid argument please message me and I would be gld to speak to anyone about it.

  • @puffyhair1990

    i like how i never got a reply from you

  • @DJroostre What was your initial comment to me? I dont think I ever got a comment from you. So just reply it to me id be glad to clear it up for you.

  • @puffyhair1990

    it was not a comment, it was a message, as you had asked for in your comment.

  • @DJroostre maybe she isnt real..just like God isnt real. u see the name..but how do u know theres a person behind it?? prove it! i want to see proof that puffyhair1990 is real? she needs to make a million $ apear infront of me and not bye picture via email.and NOW! the fact that shes typing to me is not enough proof!!!! its just words! i dont believe she is real! wtf!! theres a fake christian on the other side??but how did the christian get there??wheres the proof???

  • @gingerxsnapsxback

    i have no idea what you are trying to prove, so you have failed at that. and maybe tone down your punctuation? you are just making yourself look silly, along with the rest of us with faith, so i implore you to stop.

  • @DJroostre that nobody really knows the truth really. thats what im trying to prove. so y would i care if i look silly? nobody knows who i am! so who gives a fwwwaackkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what are atheist trying to prove? hmmm..the same thing christians are. THAT U DONT KNOW SHIT!

  • @gingerxsnapsxback

    valid point, although i never stated that i knew what the truth is. in fact all i did was ask for an explanation. as to the second part, i think it would be best for everyone if i just didn't acknowledge it.

  • so I'm guessing Jesus was wrong to have long hair and that he sinned

  • Can you please make the next one about Masturbation - I would love to SEE it!

  • Hey, why is scientology a religion? It's based on a fiction novel ... OH WAIT, NEVER MIND.

  • @Koda924

    Awesome!

  • @Koda924 you kick ass!

  • @85mariapatricia Thank you, haha. :D

  • @Koda924 WIN!!!!!

  • Leviticus 21:5 - They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh.

  • repent

  • you took that biblical passage completely out of context, even if it is out of context, it just states that to our everyday human natural life, it is only natural to think of a girl with long hair, but if you want to prove anything, why don't you just show the whole chapter!

  • @partymartyrocks Why is it 'only natural' to think of a girl with long hair? The context of that passage is that a man writing in the first century AD thinks women subservient to men and pronounces on how other people should wear their hair. Why should anyone care what someone writing 2000 years ago thought about hairstyles or gender roles?

  • In earlier generations, several "tribes or people" had sets of rules they wanted to follow under Moses's leadership to show the Lord that they loved and obeyed Him. That was the old law. Jesus came and established a new law form of the old ones. Plus, many things that the Old testament people did were because of the hardness of their hearts.

  • @partymartyrocks Darling, what the hell are you talking about? How does any of that answer Paul's idiotic statement that long hair is natural on women and short hair natural on men?

  • @vilgessuola Read 1 Corinthians 11 (the whole chapter): the reference to the hair is only as a symbol as to what Paul is trying to explain. He talks about earlier traditions and how a woman must always cover her head with a veil because she is lower than a man. Woman came from man, not man from woman, and therefore a sign of authority must be placed upon her head.Interesting it says in the video "14-16", but it cuts off verse 16, read it.

  • what a fag.

  • Bible-shmible, this lad should have short hair because he looks even cuter with short hair. An' long ow showt he show is purdy...

  • you suck gay nazi balls and take a load on the face

  • this guy is really cute. ;)

  • I think the verse in Numbers refers to a Nazirite, who made certain vows to God and had to abstain from alcohol, let his hair grow long, and follow other strictures as an outward sign of his dedication to God. I think you could compromise by wearing a long wig. I don't think there's anything in the Bible AGAINST wearing wigs. I mean, those English barristers wear them, and they never get struck dead by God, right?

  • Asi no se le habla al Se*or tu DIos

  • Religion is 4 dumb fucks! :D

  • Numbers 5:6 is about divorced people and your hair wasn't even considered long before you cut it. Funny how you use the ... to cut out the part that gives you the context.

  • @tolleck oh nvm... it's not about divorcing but still it's for a specific reason.

  • @tolleck his hair was longer than it was after he cut it

  • I hope you're circumcised as well. Or did they change that.

  • SOOOO why do jesus have long hair ??? =D

  • Rofl, why would hair matter on your religion or not, it's mental, not physical. It's a belief. I'm laughing so hard at how you people slave over a man in the sky. ROFL

  • I vote this as the funniest video on youtube, no exceptions!!!!!!!!!

  • Dear lord, please just make up your fucking mind just for once! xD

  • Once again, he has taken verses out of proper context to make it appear as a contradiction.  Sorry, but you are wrong.

  • Whut de fuck? XD That made my day.

  • ahahahha xD

  • This lad is genius

  • Excellent.

  • 1: after certain age mens hair grow slower than women :] and after another certain age most typically mens hair fallout b4 women

    2:lol num 6:5 xD i read that but i felt like IT WAS A REQUIREMENT for doing something that was specifically commanded by God....read verse 9 boy :D it talks about when and why to shave it :P

  • @bhesaid

    hey tell me where you found that out, i wanna check it out myself.

    haahah this shit is so dumb! so now a dumb book is gna dictate you on when to cut your hair? how dumb are some ppl

  • Read the part where he warns us about the microchip implant

    in Revelation 13:16-18, oh wait, that book was supposed to be

    left out of the bible.

  • OMG you're so hilarious. Keep up the good work (and I'm a christian btw lol)

  • mmm... maybe you should have read the beggining of the chapter when it says "the HEAD of every man is CHRIST"

    lol...

  • Your videos are great ! Very funny!

  • yo, your vids are pointless. seems everyone ive seen youve compared new testament to old testament law. Tht isnt contradicting Christianity at all.

  • You're cuter with the haircut. :D Lol, sorry for the creeper post.

  • I never understood that verse. Which hair were they talking about? I mean head hair or...?

  • @CanadiaNecro1 The small head. On your shoulders.

  • @PCHaxor LMAO

  • I was kicked out of a church because I have long hair. I of course pointed at all the pictures of jesus with long hair. They called the cops and had me trespassed. true story.

  • Omg, that's crazy! What happened?

  • @auroradamien weird church..i hope those ppl werent calling themselves christians..cuz thats the kind of ppl that give real christians a bad name.

  • @auroradamien anyway once i asked this atheist guy to prove God doesnt exist and he kept going in circles saying christians are delusional and living in a fantasy world and i kept syaing prove it and then he said "oh god..why dont u just shut up" l and deleted his and my comments off his comment page lol true story.. so what is your fckin point?

  • @gingerxsnapsxback I am not making a claim that god does or does not exist, it is up to the person claiming there is a god to provide proof that there is.

  • @auroradamien unfortunately i personaly dont know how to prove to you he is real... maybe some ppl can prove it. but i cant. however it has been proven to me by God he is real. have u been proven he isnt real?? or just lied to up the ying yang?...proof for me was seeing feeling experienceing and overcoming the odds .what have u experienced that proves he isnt real? :) why would i waste my time claiming he is real n making my self look crazy if i didnt have proof? ur not crazy are you?

  • @auroradamien Sons of bitches WTF

  • Jesus had long hair! is he a disgrace?

  • Although when I first read the Bible things like this..the haircut/long hair things really annoyed me and confused me. But seriously, I wasn't really trying to understand the whole message behind it. This is being taken out of context. It's not a moral thing about the hair. It was a personal instruction to an individual for their life journey. For Samson not cutting it wasn't the issue, it was about if he was gonna do what God personally asked him to do outta respect when people pressured him.

  • Good find chap!

  • i dont think your moses that passage refers Numbers passage refers to moses include the whole thing dick weed some people aren't smart enough to look up the story and check your not feeding them lies