Crappy games: Superman (NES)

[KlubKaiser]

Another AVGN rip off so fucking gay...

[BrandonInfinite]

@KlubKaiser Another dumbass who doesn't realize this video came out years before avgn did it. Stupid fuck...

[KlubKaiser]

@BrandonInfinite watch?v=6M_4Yqk65f8&

Who's the fucking dumb ass you retarded piece of animal shit HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

6 april 2006

CAN YOU COUNT? Dumb idiot... I will look at your channel and laugh even more.

[BrandonInfinite]

@KlubKaiser Why would you send me the dr. jeckel video and not the superman one. You really are a dumb fuck.

[KlubKaiser]

@BrandonInfinite Hahahaha don't make up excuses...

You either make up excuses or are incredibly dumb yourself...

The original subject was: "Another AVGN rip-off"

So it's not about this particular video or superman, it's about the fact that he mimics AVGN...

You are fucking retarded, don't make up excuses to make yourself look even dumber...

[cameron20101000]

AVGN: I'LL NEVER FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME AGAIN IN MY LIFE!

[Johnlindsey289]

Superman fan since i watched the first 2 movies on video and i rented this game when i was 8 expecting a great game but it sucked dick

[AListProductions]

Dude you're hallarious. Made me laugh.

[BologneyT]

It looked like it was gonna be a good game from the title screen...

[mugenmultiverse]

Sorry dude Superman sucks ass period...

How can you have a good comic book when the man character cant be killed?

[masterblade49]

if this game was trying to be realistic then the enemies would use kryptonite to hurt superman

[OSDolphin]

This isn't the only one that leaves you hanging, Simon's Quest does it too. I'm going to find a duck in a graveyard now.

[captainstanly]

this is just horrible....the guy commentating...and the game.....

[NickLanc]

@captainstanly typical nerd review format. make a video ---> say "fuck" as much as possible in the commentary ---> talk to the game like it's a real thing that understands you ---> treat everything detail like it's stupid and far beneath your level of intelligence.

[Xelights]

I can make a better game in one day.

Seriously, I wonder if the creator himself is either retarded proud, or fucking ashamed of it.

[SondreRasmussen]

funny as hell. great review,man. by the way you have a message or something from norton antivirus program in your dj boy review ( which was great too ) LOL

[MrViewtiful]

invisible air lmfao. Im still laughing as I type this!

[cnh2132]

I never knew that LJN can be beaten at a movie to nes game title release in terms of creating crappier games, but KEMCO beat them. I don't think a 2 year old could be happy playing this game...

[largest85]

lol i get stoned just looking at this game.

[zerocoollfree]

the red blue and green things are types of kryptonite. im a girl and even i know that...

[adongodlymaster]

Luthor: If you want an explaination, solve my maze.

[tipenux]

does this game cost tree chickens and wheat?

[m1st3rjm4n]

LMFAO i LOVE the way you repeat evreytime "I Mean..." !!! I mean, i mean, imean... I mean !!! Hahahaha !!! Superman smacks people with the dick because he's too strong with his punchs :D !!!

[DragonH93]

6:10

invisible air....

[RoyStantz]

Jedite, what you fail to realise is that a game that did "capture the spirit of Superman" would be boring as fucking hell. Here's what a real Superman game would be like: you'd fly around beating up everyone and not taking any damage, then Lex Luthor would show up with a shitload of Green Kryptonite and you'd be completely fucked. The End. Does that sound like a fun game? No, it doesn't. Superman on the NES, on the other hand, is damn fun, if you actually take your time and play it.

[SondreRasmussen]

another awesome review by jedite1

thanx, man

[KingPat190053]

I had this game and it was boring as hell and there will be no point of playing this game because It has no storyline. It's like playing GTA4 with no story and mortal kombat without fatalities.

[lobomon2000]

Can you do a 'Vampire Rain' review?

[flexor212000]

This guy must have downs. he sounds like it.

[tthomaselli2]

jedite1- How did you record the game-play & how did you record yourself talkin'?

[Snorkai]

@TheNeverSayNever83 you do know that he's not trying to be the AVGN - -

hell jedite released this review BEFORE avgn's superman review look at the date

hell if someone wants to be annoyed or review crappy games that doesn't mean jack

[Mr12355732]

wtf this sucks

[4killercod]

lol dick whip!

[gothsk8er9325647]

the red and green things that hurt you are kryptonite the blue are the crystals that gives him energy! GREEN KILLS RED DAMAGES! I don't even like superman and I know that!

[SUPERspark64ify]

This game is awesome in comparison to the n64 superman game, which most people have used as toilet paper......or a glorified coaster for their drinks.....

[Scryecrystal]

Played this one like 18 years ago and still stands out as just plain aweful.

[shiftctrlhack]

i love this game haha just because im a superman fan

thumbs up if u agree plz

[MrVladdavid]

LOL a kid said: "daddy...if Superman is a hero and he's smart...why does he wear his pants on the trousers???????"

[KurizuKurizu]

The "green" shit is kryptonite I guess

[NecroDem0n]

author of video is an idiot and should be kept away from the games which need usage of brain

[FletcherHabit]

This is the best game on NES by far

[Chrishall10100]

Have you ever played Superman 64? In that game, instead of going around and fighting people, you just fly through rings. You do some different stuff, but flying through rings is pretty much all you do throuout the whole game. Totally different and worse than what we see in Superman on the NES.

[Theriot6592]

@Chrishall10100 flying through rings is actually only the biggest part of the first level, you do other stuff later in the game. Problem is, no one ever gets past the first level before throwing down the controller and yelling profanity

[wiiam4]

Lol nice review

Batman for the kill

[gettingpissedoff]

ok, so this review being done i ask all nes gamers the toughest question that could be asked. which is a shittier game, this or spiderman?

[wiiam4]

@gettingpissedoff

Spiderman... In spiderman you actually go somewhre... but it comes to a dead end pretty fast. But this looks worse than spiderman

[sweetbabygurl147]

You're hilarious I love you're vids.

[SondreRasmussen]

@jedite1 : will there be any more ''crappy games'' reviews like this awesome one here??

cheers

btw great work man. respect

[GoondocksCastle]

you're boring.

[cheetahlikescheese]

this game had potetnail but fucked it up

[Elementa2006]

I hear that Superman: Shadow of Apokolips on the PS2 is actually pretty good.

[SondreRasmussen]

what a sad game

thx for the review@jedite my favorite reviewer

[Agresif]

you dont know shit. you must use your x vision to see invisible things. you use your breath for stopping inhuman enemies. vs vs. its not a good game enough and also enemies are respawning.but yet anoter thing you dont know shit,, do a spin to go down at some places.

[Dre0946]

@Agresif Dude, shut the fuck up.

[Agresif]

@Dre0946 you shut up it wasn't that bad.

[Dre0946]

@Agresif Not Jedite, somebody was insulting him and I told that person otherwise.

[Dissapearinggirl94]

Dick attack FTW

[tyson346]

umm..i think the blue things are like kyrptonie or something

[gettingpissedoff]

k i know this is NES and games didn't have real good graphics then. But this is pathetic, 2600 almost has better graphics than this shit.

[KissMeImPunk]

Dude, what happened to Jedite?

[Zaxplab]

great vid but please stop trying to be

AVGN...

or Irate Gamer...

or nostalgia critic all over again.

[SIMS3FANATIC1]

yuor so funny i have to watch you every day before school

[nintendude8]

lol password

ALQ MBQ GAYD

AMA . YA AAAY

[pizzazi]

jedite your  trash

[dobrenarcisflorin91]

Yeah Jedite You right this game sucks so much shit i regret For money spend for this piece of crap

[MaijinMando]

LOL. That game oddly bring back good memory.

[qwertication]

Man FUCK YOU I can take as long as i want LOL

[TurtleHump]

the things that fly out of the enemies are different types of kryptonite. The blue stuff is good. The special abilities are meant to be used at particular points. The spin ability allows him to drill through the ground in certain areas. You didn't even bother using the heat vision because it would go against your claim that the special abilities are useless.

You're not even trying to give the games a fair chance. You're a two bit hack copy cat of angry video game nerd.

An hero.

[allthatisandeverwas]

@TurtleHump Wow. Harsh. True, though.

[0saintclark0]

I had to pause it after the statue of liberty bit because I was laughing so hard.

[mustangsdiehard1fan]

What part is this at?

[0saintclark0]

@mustangsdiehard1fan Right at the beginning.

[mustangsdiehard1fan]

@0saintclark0

Lol that's actually kind of funny isn't it lol!!!!!!!

[Ultrayoshi227]

how the fuck do you not understand enlish if youre speaking english'

i was LOLing at that man your freaking hilarious

[Dyli]

that's odd- I think there is another Superman game for NES that has better graphics. I once played it on an emulator, but this one wasn't there.

[Rorschach1212]

Wow i think the angry video game nerd copied jedite. weird... cause i am pretty sure this was made before his

[Blackstar222]

I remember this game as a kid lol good memories

[spritejunkee]

This was the first game review I ever watched EVER

[MDthornton83]

"I don't understand English." He says. Heh. That is stupid. And I think I know a good reply to that part where you say "How the fuck do you not understand English if you're talking to me in English?" He should say; "Because I'm retarded and I never took English classes." or something like that.

[MartialKahn]

Death and return of superman on the super nes was good.

[SuperMarioFan1]

Superman? More like Super DEFORMED man, lol!

[zerkzy842]

superman looks like Millhouse.......

[Jegudiel29ZX]

I think the people who made this game were smoking a bunch of crack.

[yazarc]

Even though I was maybe 12 or 13 the last time I played it (30 now), I always thought the arcade Superman was a fun beat 'em up.

[firesocks2017]

that's not superman; that looks more like superboy

[BigSyzzle]

patches of hay.. needles lol...

[gromota]

You have bad grammar.

[TheChrisomatic]

how the hell don't he understand english if he's speaking it.

[LiquidZ2k]

Superman? More like Stonerman!

[jrag1000]

Heh, from a game design point of view, the bullets hurt you because there would be no point of the game to run around invincible... Can't hurt enemies with breath powers because it adds variety to using the breath power for the special enemies. Heat Vision will kill the bad guys though.

They could not figure out how to make a Superman game with bullets.

I would have made the villans use kryptonite coated bullets.I did like the fact that they had Supernatural enemies, Superman can't fight that.

[gettheledout12k]

Not to mention he looks like a todler

[mspina0522]

holy hell man, that was the biggest bunch of mindless dribble I have ever heard in my life.

[ravi0104]

jedite!!! your 1 of the funniest people ive ever heard of!! great commentary&reviews!

[SpeEDeRuPPER]

your reviews sound alot like the old armake21 gamesthatsuck

u should make more though they are pretty funny

[axeman995]

This is the suckiest superman game on the face of the earth

[WTFBOOMDOOM]

I don't think it's worse than Superman 64...

[zickery12]

snes death and return of superman is great, as is the arcade version from the late 80's. Ive been watching you for a while, for the most part you know your shit, but you present yourself as a really loser-ish gamer. way to go.

[WTFBOOMDOOM]

This game is [put the 7th, 8th and 9th letter of the password at 6:45 here].

[AncientGamer1]

if AVGN did a review of this game, then tere's nothing left for you to do

[gshowguy]

Guess what? He already reviewed this game, about a year ago.

[Skwigelf100]

PINGAS

[Kukadin]

Emulators are your friends then

[peterlingcon]

all my mighty enemys...fear the power of my dick lol!!!!!!!

[thanhbites]

Why does Superman have no face in the tittle screen ? Looks like he got shot in the face with a shot gun!

[Ivaria]

I hate you...

[screamofannn]

in all of ur reviews u always saw , i rather play castlemania! lolz

[TheHeroForce]

The Dick Attack

[Demetrisx]

lol :P

[dewasish]

dude....i swear...you are really funny...i swear...dude i love you...i want more...more i say more....

[Memetalman]

good review alot of avgn similarities whether this was made first or his who cares?

[bigmanmitch79]

this guy sounds like he's 13

[zikry12]

LOL I like this so damn much man... do some more crappy games DIck attack LOLOLOLOL ROFLOL

[DJCandyManMike]

I've got news for you, Jedite - not every Superman game sucks ass. You apparently never played the arcade game, which Taito released. Taito did the Superman name justice, but I'll agree with you that any other game Superman's been in by himself has sucked pretty much.

[TheHeroForce]

The superman 64 is horrable and the mortal konbat Vs DC was good

[johnlewisbrooks]

You guys wanna know something VERY SAD? This game is actually SUPERIOR to Superman 64!

[tthomaselli2]

@johnlewisbrooks

They both suck, though, Bro...

[johnlewisbrooks]

@tthomaselli2 Yeah, but sadly the NES game is better.

Oh, and remember the old Wolfenstein 3-D game? People think it's the ONLY game where Hitler gets killed. In the old "Bionic Commando" for NES Hitler is the FINAL BADGUY!

Dude, I am NOT KIDDING! You have to fire a missle through the windshield of his helicopter and his HEAD EXPLODES!

[soundgardenjamz]

wait wait wait DC comics game suck....... what about aquaman battle for atlantis

[TheVGFP]

Why does every Superman game suck ass?

Because DC refuses to shell out the goods to have a good studio, like Capcom, make one of their titles.

DC's video game curse is infamous, it's getting to the point where they have pretty much given up.

Just look at DC vs Mortal Kombat.

[bogercs]

Since you put it that way, all Superman games suck ass! like this one. That attack does look like he's smacking them with his C**k.

[WuschelofDespair]

I think that your reviews r a bit too long, 5 or 6 min would have been enough cause everything was said and shown at that time.

And maybe you should do some more constructive criticismn than "this retarded piece of shit is so fucking retard, its just fucked up"

[32v2v]

go the fuck away he doesn't care what you think

[WuschelofDespair]

haha, that's exactly what I was talkin about ;)

[transylvania50]

Always the nasally "...or sumtheng?"

[ULTROS69]

jedite u rule

[marocel]

Oh, man, I got my Little brother this game for Christmas this year! D:

I hope at least enjoys it!

[CobraMJD]

This game is like the Super Mario Bros. 2(USA), it's a "official hack" from a ramdom japanese game.

[tubzizzle]

copied AVGN?

hmm

[Razor1398]

the bullets hurt you becauase maybe they are made of cryptinite

[solame10101]

How come there some random dudes in building trying to kill you 24/7 that strange too

[ScentlessApprentice7]

"Let me ask you one question: Why does every Superman game on the face of this earth suck ass?"

You know why Jedite? because Superman is a fucking lame ass, uncharismatic super hero. Batman, Spiderman, and The Punisher are better than that faggot in red underwear!

[IRAPEemos666]

Fuck all you AVGN dicksuckers out there

He's not the only one allowed to review games

Shit, he's not even the first one

Get back to your shantytowns and bitch about somethin else!!!

[Bailey3712]

Invisible air? This guy is a toolbag.

[Exodia1067]

Roflmfao,my sides hurt from watching this video from laughing so hard,no joke

[YesOrNoRate]

TO everybody who says he's a rip off EVERYBODY CAN EXPRESS THEIR OWN OPPINIONS!

AVGN isnt the first game reviewer!

[Razor1398]

you are so funny

[PsychoKnights]

Look! Up on the computer monitor....It's another crappy knockoff of VGN...a guy who wasn't funny in the first place.

I'm the video game nerd. This game was fuckity, fuck, fuck, ass-wiping retarted in a totally fucky way. How many (fuck) ways can I (fuck) say fuck (fuck)? How many teenagers (fuck) will think I'm funny (fuck) just because I say fuck a fuckin' lot. (fuck)

Just shut up. If you have something worth saying, say it. Cursing all the time just demonstrates how small your vocabulary is

[deladuff]

thank you thats the way i feel when i see all these fake wanna be nerds.

[PsychoKnights]

Thank you for having a brain and realizing how idiotic these guys are. I keep coming back to videos like this because I think the idea of mocking a crappy video game is great. If someone would do it well, it would be hilarious, but these guys don't understand the difference between comedy and the word "fuck."

[KissMeImPunk]

Are you seriously that fucking retarded?

[PsychoKnights]

Wow. You certainly proved me wrong in my assertion that people who enjoy this guy don't know the difference between a worthwhile statement and statement that just has the word fuck in it.

Thanks for correcting me in the error of my ways. If you respond again, be sure your response contains the word fuck. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to tell if you had made a good point or not.

[KissMeImPunk]

If you want a rip-off of the AVGN, watch IrateGamer.

[PsychoKnights]

I've seen him, and I don't want a rip-off of AVGN unless he relies more on clever criticism and less on empty cursing. Thanks though.

[KissMeImPunk]

Jedite even said he wasn't trying to be the AVGN. He's reviewing in his own manner. That's like saying Armake ripped off of AVGN, which is fucking ridiculous.

[mpontheair2]

You are an AVGN Nazi.

Didn't say "fuck" there (no noes!)

[PsychoKnights]

I'm a guy who believes people should say things which have real meaning. Does that make me a Nazi?

If you would like to prove to me that you understand what words mean, why don't you tell me what Nazism is and what characteristics I have in common with a Nazi?

[mpontheair2]

Nazi = (slang, usually pejorative, see usage notes below) One who imposes one's views on others. i.e. "Grammar Nazi" or "Soup Nazi"

[PsychoKnights]

So since I in no way forced my ideas upon you, you are admitting that you used a silly term which does not apply. Offering my opinion of a video is not an act of imposing my will anymore than you are imposing your will on me by sharing your opinions.

[mpontheair2]

I like turtles.

[PsychoKnights]

That's cool.

[Gameslayer0]

No, Jedite review Superman BEFORE AVGN.

[gaoutlaw]

This is one of the stupidest games I've ever seen.

[d22587]

not all superman games suck ass, I thought the arcade game was pretty good.

[Luigi84289]

Death and Return of Superman owns too. Still one of my favs for the old supernes.

[Sloth7d]

What a bias review. I figured out the point of all of those abilities when I was 8. It's not hard at all if you actually try PLAYING the game.

[DrGnockerz]

Which is worse, this game or Superman 64

[ialsoRAPEemos]

Superman 64

At least this game looks REMOTELY interesting

[DrGnockerz]

This game has better graphics, no time limit & ya don't have to fly through damn rings all the time.

[ialsoRAPEemos]

Yeah

Sadly enough, haha

[DrGnockerz]

I'm gonna find these 2 games & destroy them with my dick of steel and powers that don't do jack shit.

[IRAPEemos666]

The Man of Steel uses his Dick of Steel to thwack oncoming thugs.

[ultramegaunknown]

lmao

This is your funniest review, i think

Stoned Superman can't be late for his fuckin' deadline

[EightiesGeek]

Tell it like it is, Jedite!

[ChaosLord56]

Breath attacks zombies xD

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Not every Superman game on the face of this earth sucks. I can name 2 that don't.

1-The arcade version from Taito. That game was tight.

2-The Death and Return of Superman for the NES and Genesis. That game was actually pretty decent.

All the rest, however, are pieces of pure ass fudge.

[darkjediMIK]

Why are gangsters the only people on the streets and why are they working for General Zod XD???

[cdbeatmaster]

Why are you playing this game if you think its a crappy game

[WarioMan3K]

He played this game so he could show us how bad it really is. That's what game reviews are all about.

In fact, if you don't like his video, don't watch it. Easier said than done.