White Phoenix Episode 1 (gears of war machinima)

[sb0191]

G.O.W out of service is better than this but dis still good

[TheHedgehogguy]

locusts...... PRICK!

[Timelords137]

FOR NARINAAAAAAA

[MsHalo3rocks]

so what do we do

We shot them

LOL

[Dimentio63]

``fuck you human cocksucker``

Omg, I was laughing so hard because of that xD

[aqworldsxfallenx2]

im waching this in january 3 2012 MAY MY COMENT PROVE THAT 2012 WASNT THE END........OF GEARS OF WAR!!!1

[TickTuber]

im watching this 4 minutes before 2012!!!

im coming 2012

[tejada6795]

For narnia!

[spikeman991]

they got raped wow

[AmericanPoliceState]

excuse me friend may i play? NOOOOO!!!!

[NeverShoutSamiee]

biiging is funny mah mah

[TheSuperNinjaBureau]

name of the intro song?

[DirectorTurnerable]

@TheSuperNinjaBureau they made it

[GearzShooter]

For NarNiaaaaa .... LOL

[akeemmmuhammad]

lol 14:10 to 14:15

[akeemmmuhammad]

anul cream yes! anul anul cream!

[luvspartan]

14:30 if you look at the rock you would see master chief number 117

[splicer1508]

thumb up if you heard the sniper shot at the end

[mrfunnydavid2]

i felt kinda bad for that kantus 6:21

[SaSuK3UcHiHaClaN]

Btw didnt kev and dex meet first time in the prision(security map) were kev went on rampage and at friendship was born then??? They never met before.....

[TheFoster143]

Hello friend may i play?

Kevin says "NO!!!"

[TheFoster143]

LOL

[TheFoster143]

"AH WHAT THE FUCK!" the fuck happened? Jesus Christ "I DIDNT SAY TO GO TRIGGER-HAPPY!" they got raped wow......this reminds me of my birth i ate my mother's unborn child because it was mine "ONLY ONE!YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SO GAY ABOUT IT!" i just realised i have 16 nipples located inside my anus may i rape you? "AH FUCK IT!" *BOOM*! R.I.P raping locust leader

[PsychoSamaritan]

I swear I didn't know the dialogue would be so queer when I helped make this. God damn.

[bdmassiv]

@PsychoSamaritan yh ok sure... RETARD stop making shit up

[PsychoSamaritan]

@bdmassiv Check the credits, dumbass.



[bdmassiv]

@PsychoSamaritan for my 2nd comment please refer to my first..

[brightdeathfriend]

@PsychoSamaritan Same here LOL! I feel dirty inside being an actor in that awful machinima!

[masterchiefnoble6]

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[m3tr0id86]

What is the rave music at 14:07 called? I tried looking for it forever, but can't seem to find it.

[thinsulite]

This wasn't funny at all.

[frank25599]

WHY DOSE THE SANITY NO INCLUDED VRSOIN HAVE LIKE A 5 MIN LONG INTRO???

[KillerCroc12345]

the dancing guy has the the same voice from no wont let you

[9000sn1p3z]

sanity not included guys

[mikethehedgehog100]

89 people are locusts.

[tommycowen]

'We'll back before you can say locust'

'Locust'

'Prick'

LOOOOOOL

[aguy3759]

thumbs up if watching this in 2011

[aguy3759]

i unsubsribed so i could subsribe again

[lukewebstergameing]

6:22 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!1



[Nick29405]

It's a pitty that you could'nt animate there mouths

[psycosanches589]

so im just gonna take a wild guess and say that the playing dom is dex from sanity not included btw if anyone knows wen they r gonna continue that series let me know

[The47thdynasty]

@psycosanches589 they made a spin off called gears no more

[loverperson778]

thumbs up if ur watching this in 2011

[SuperToxicBug]

@loverperson778 why?

[TheMrpokefan97]

may i play? NOOOOOO!!!

[xPRODIGYxG4MERx]

11 days man 11 days c'mon gears of war 3 !!!!!

[HOLLOCOSTMAN]

It's cool to see how they went from things like this and the master chief series.(which were great by the way) to making sanity not included.

[packman2122]

doms british?

[SuperDissidiaFan]

@packman2122

He s English

[thecrazylegoguy11]

annul cream?????

[padaliny]

oh its by dexter! :D

[LPzack96]

oh deary do dar Please don't fuck my life!

[deathdude42]

i friggin love it when the locusts talk

[PUR3G4MM3R]

I LOVE IS PLAN 3:50

[555slipknot6sic6]

cant wait to what people will do for gears 3 to make videos like this :D

[pxochitl100]

it be better if you used sanctuary for the brother graves

[THExVETERAN]

@pxochitl100 that wasnt out when he made this lol

[iamphilamonjaro]

11:23 shippage from episode 3!

[Okturis]

omfg i almost pissed myself at 11:23

[iamphilamonjaro]

Kevin: dammit stupid pacman this game f****** p***** me off! aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrg

Locust: hey there friend may i play?

Kevin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O!!!!!!!! *BAM*

[Paulsmourner]

dancing guy FTW *starts dancing with dancing guy* tim-can you both stop dancing? me and dancing guy-NO!!

[falloutmasta475]

A machinima series that's actually good

[jaimefbaby]

you beating me? No, we cant have that! . . . SCREW YOU *BAM*

[MrIlive4metal]

ooh my deary doo dear, please dont fuck my life

[Ephri1]

DONT DANCE IN MY TOWN!!!

[KurtCobainologist]

Hahahaha so what? your going to run now

Yes

[TheTrollIsYou]

ANUS! ANAL! BUTT-LOVER MARINE!

[TheTrollIsYou]

What is the intro music?

[TheInsaneIan]

Everyone is having to call their moms today huh?

[snakepro77]

whats the name of the intro :O plzzz tell me

[nerfblackbyrd]

'' they got raped '' LOL.

[Videogameaddict78]

tim:"can you please stop dancing in my office"

dancing guy: "NO!"

[AiMxMW]

are you...beating my??? naaah...we cant have that..

*BOOM HEADSHOT*

[Jordan11207]

Dex:Alright your business is strictly business between us all

Kevin:What the fuck does that even mean?

Dex:I don't know

[snxpers]

@Jordan11207 ok

[Gamewacher2224]

Tim:can u please stop dancing in my office?

Dancing soldier:NO

then when everybody out on a mission horror music and....he starts to dance too

Love this moment)

[codepoke122]

they should do a season for GOW3 when it comes out

[Thesoulreplay]

ANNUL cream

[xXhalofan21Xx]

great series

[aeon3valefore]

Oops. Never mind.

[aeon3valefore]

Is that rachel with kevin playing games? I can't tell.

[Axium2k11]

I Just realised, i have 16 nipples...

Located inside my anus...

May i rape you?

"Ah fuck it"!

[Anamaeusify]

Greatest Gears of War Michinima I have ever friggin seen.

[UBARxxGAMAR]

You know that wierd tast. you had in your mouth this morning, yah that was me.

[Axium2k11]

When the kantus say's can i play, The granny voice is Legendary, Thumb's up, THIS SHOULD BE ON RUDETUBE XD

[wayrandomtv]

my favourite part 1:40 HUUUUU!

[cheesydays]

This is basically what Gears of war is. Send two guys to take on a whole army

[EmoRavenProduction]

Muffin, Muffin, Muffin Muffin, Muff Muff Muffinnn.

[EmoRavenProduction]

Dex's Wife:MEEEH MEEEEH MEEEEH MEEEEH MEEER MEER MER MR MRMR!

Dex: ALRIGHT, ALRRRRIGHT!

[thunderleppard]

MUFFINS

[MrIlive4metal]

Hey dude you wanna play

Kantus: FUCK YEAH!

[MrIlive4metal]

84 people have 16 nipples located inside their assholes

[Anamaeusify]

Wow... 6:23 - Gamerage?

[darkewolf100]

6:43 FOR NARNIAAAA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[McNachos64]

this video got boring fast

[22meanboy]

anal creme yes anal anal cream

will you stop fucking dancing in my office

[XxMO7VSTAxX]

Keep on making new ones for these BITCHGES!

[krissyop32]

may i rape you ??

lol

[mariobro689]

dex: muffin,muffin,muff muffinn

[alienhowitzer54]

kevin: IM GONNA!, hey is that a foosball table?oh hey dude u wanna play?"

locust:Fuck Yeah!

[Sonsoffenrar]

For Narniaaaa! , fucking classic!

[AxlesOfFate]

for narnia is suppost to always work

[tankhollon]

when it says eat my ass it says eay my ass

[theoreticalgod]

i like this better than sanity

[theoreticalgod]

sanity's abusive drunk father

[ninemarrow]

God, this is funny.

[peacemakerofanime]

Awesome! What was the ending song, I like it

[Th3JRSmurf]

is this a prequal to "gears no more"?

[JockeenQuist]

@Th3JRSmurf Exactly

[MrStrikefire]

@Th3JRSmurf yes

[ACCFJeremiah]

There's no such thing as commander in the army. Or marine corps or airforce. Commander's only in the navy (0-5)

[ThesidewaysSupra]

FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *kevin shoots locust*

[BrokenBearr]

11:31 nice song lol

[FatPieROFL]

Locust: "What the fuck happened? Jesus Christ, they got raped, wow, this reminds me of my birth, I ate my mothers unborn child because it was mine. I just realized, I have 16 nipples located inside my anus. May I rape you?" XD

[JIGGLYFUCKYOU]

84 people did not like kevin and dexs plan

[TheKokonut00]

FOR NARNIA!

[1Tw2the2]

This is made by the "Sanity Not included" people? AWESOME!!

[TheArcadianFlame]

this is a briliant and amazingly crafted machnima, nice work dex

[zombomb254]

press f13 to ship adds

[kman9685]

@zombomb254 1st theres no F13 and you cant SHIP adds XD

[zombomb254]

@kman9685 lol 

[steenjdb]

for narniaaaaaaaaa

[steenjdb]

cornarniaaaaaaaaa

[SuperPredatorGamers]

make a gears of war 3 remake of this

[GT5enthusiast908]

kevin:"i think hes dead......"

theron:"I WILL EJACULATE INSIDE MYSELF!" *shoots theron*

kevin:"no really i think hes dead"

[superlink1233]

hahahahaahhaha awesome shit!



[TheNerdNation]

actually tim(Tai) is Hawaiian

[JunHHong]

after you watch the white pheonix series watch the Gears No More series, same characters and its really a full feature film, its thrilling and awesome

[irockman]

was the ending credits song a cover of final fantasy??

[my1stday]

whats that song 1:05 ?

[TheHunterNM]

hahah the locust are hilarious

[EvilMonkey403]

it says plz watch in High Quality, but i don't see one, just the crappy 480 pixels, wtf?!

[NuggetBlubber]

@EvilMonkey403 thats what high quality is your thinking of hd which is 720 p

[pimpman896]

lol "Can you stop dancing in my office?" "NO!!!" epic win :)

[DMSR301]

"Eay my ass"

Spelt just like that.

[v01c3funn3hth3s3c0nd]

ok noone wants more?

[CrazyAwesome26]

is that a foosball table?. wanna play

[CrazyAwesome26]

FUCKING PACMAN THIS GAME PISSES ME OFF



[TheGeekwad]

i love the way the locust talks

[v01c3funn3hth3s3c0nd]

THUMBS DOWN IF THIS EPISODE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

kevin:STUPID PACMAN!

locust: hi there friend can i play?

kevin:NOOOOOOOO! *shoots locust*

[micmamane]

Love watching this series. It's the best parody I've seen yet.

I thought DBZ and Redwall abridged were awesome, but this takes the cake.

[Evilness117]

they use to call me the dancing man

[Evilness117]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mcgoozles93]

all the locust want to do is rape u i mean lay off

[devilmaster117]

81 PERSONS say "FOR NARNIAAAAAAA" and blaaaam !!! :3

[INTYfromDQ]

Good machinima. I'll watch this :D

[Ephri1]

DONT DANCE IN MY TOWN EITHER!!!!!!

[zeratrul01]

Hey friend may i plan

Kevin: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[mathdog66]

y didnt we just piss down the hole

[TheCamerongates]

"For Narniaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

WTF XD

[Viciouscope]

12:28-end Oh my god! It`s like a Micheal Bay film! I can`t understand what`s going on!

[AnthonyCarmine1000]

Just remember kids; "DON'T DANCE IN KEVIN'S TOWN!!"

[charrdragonblaze]

i have just realised, i have 16 nipples, located in my anus. may i rape you? XD!!

[MultiWhitePhoenix1]

pleeeaaaaaaaaasssssseee!!!!!!?­?????????

[Marco772009]

anal creme! anal anal......

[JUSTHERE4THEVIDS24]

11:39 to 11:41 omfg! hahaha! NO!

[LivinLegend213]

2:20 to 2:23 mimi mimimi miiiiiiiiiiii!

[k1llpoint]

genius...

[1337Afker]

no wont let you

[DarkSpartan92]

Lol

[Crazyhead432]

I cried watching this!!!!!

[mrcrazymaann]

6:19 nerdrage! XD

[311Kurisu]

I love how the highest rated comments are quotes from the video we JUST FUCKING WATCHED.

[Uncharted2]

@311Kurisu Because the quotes remind is of a funny scene. We then laugh and give it a thumbs up?

[BladedShotgun]

@311Kurisu and i lovehow the 2nd highest comments are comments about the comments about the video we just watched

[Euphoniumplayer29]

@BladedShotgun I like how your comment is about a comment complaining about comments about the video we just watched.

[BladedShotgun]

@Euphoniumplayer29 i like how your comment is about my comment about a comment complaining about comments about comments about the video we just watched

[Euphoniumplayer29]

@BladedShotgun Can we stop because my brain is starting to hurt?

[BladedShotgun]

@Euphoniumplayer29 in the words of baird: "sorry about the brains"

[Mega11221133]

OMG A NEXUS ADVERT ON GOW2!!!

[Rikset11]

gay

[asaadhappy]

LOCUST :hey there friend my i play

Kevin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO



[BRPhillis]

@asaadhappy I about shit myself laughing at that part!!!!

[bioniclealien]

4:40 XD the best part