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Have you guys heard of the new specialty of dishwashing soap with titanium bearings?.. They don't really make a good sequence for communicating in foggy weather or at a polish church singer's cottage..
when the acorns rise out of the snow, watch out for the scuba divers coming down from the clouds. sometimes the leprechauns with the pumpkin hats dont make the boneless humans quite right and it wears the blue cat's fur off quickly
you should combine the nonsense with the paranoid prank, and then you could pretend like you don't understand what the people are saying back to you (like they're talking nonsense.) and the supreme ending.. fart when you leave.
I watched this video with my screen squeezed up so the mouse was back in his cage but than the turtle flipped on and i had a problem with the apple bee flying around the fat cow so i started laughing with the dogs that runned after the tomatoes and mothers on peper thank you
Jack: "I'm trying to find that fat jack with the poledancer and a fooball hose" Man: "oh I don't know where that is..." Jack: Where what is?" Man: "That.... what you're looking for" lol
This comment section reminds me of that scene from oceans 11 when they were in the restaurant with that young guy and everyone said something like this , and then it was his turn..
If only at when the under became fourteen of their most prized ones... They really don't like the having until blue for tuna? At never jogger the locust airplane.
I bought one just yesterday!!! My pet ant bought me lunch and i saw the peach folder wondering into the cookie flat. I also love it when the place has the same track jumper in the staircase haha it's fine just meet me there!
I think this prank was set up. Notice at the 1:54 mark how he is driving towards Allan and you can hear him jiggling his keys. I don't know any microphone that would be able to pick up that noise so clearly from the car. Unless Allan was part of the prank and had a microphone on him.
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS....... you will get kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible friday.tommorow will be the best day of your life.however if you dont post this to at least 3 videos you will die in the next 2 days. now you have already started reading this so dont stop.this is so scary. put this on at least 5 videos in the next 143 minutes when your done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen. this is so scary it actually works
I think instead of saying random things, just skip words like Hey in the ya nkow store you have seen a ya know,. cus i really need to get one for my mom, and the ya know doesnt carry em.
The ending was perfect.
chazTRAINalb 58 minutes ago
2:04 Iceman!
Bledoston 7 hours ago
1:45 NUFF SAID
Capp2015 2 days ago
Are you Video Taping me?? No, ... then why u got a camera over there., Oh thats not for you! LOL
Capp2015 2 days ago
the end is so good =)
Zamirys18 5 days ago
Guy: "Ohh I don't know where that is..."
Jack: "Where what is ?"
Guy: "The...What you looking for..."
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
BigJintheHouz 6 days ago
thumbs up if you hit the skip boton
OJB99 1 week ago
The look of determination at 1:15 gives me strength.
sam21skin 1 week ago
Hey i live there! :3
3seconds2stand 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
More NONSENSE! Thumbs up so he can see.
RainbowsAndSwaztikas 1 week ago 16
Moar of these.
Deluxe312 1 week ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
every one go and type in jim breuer
and you vill find jacks lost twin
theAnarcyMan 1 week ago
2:54 haha you knew his name too BINGO. lol
princejaa 2 weeks ago
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JamesZapfelPoetry 2 weeks ago
How do you not laugh your ass off man when your saying this stuff
ConnorDobner 2 weeks ago
cow nut with the blue sauce
tylerrat44 2 weeks ago
why are there ones all on the comments?
Mctavish121 2 weeks ago
That's not for u
bigdickdrewforu69 2 weeks ago
rudetube
yousurfer2 3 weeks ago
OMFG I almost died and lost all my breath this shit has me in tears crying I'm laughing so hard
sonicxracer 3 weeks ago
i can't breath i am laughing so hard right now. keep em coming this is so funny
taymiss2 3 weeks ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER 4
^^^^^ some say he's still laughing ^^^^^
oOFlowzillaOo 1 week ago
Don't forget to wipe your sandwich with a steer blue juice maker machine television remote.
imchrisdaoust 3 weeks ago
I LMAO AT 1:08
xSharinganEyez 1 month ago
Have you guys heard of the new specialty of dishwashing soap with titanium bearings?.. They don't really make a good sequence for communicating in foggy weather or at a polish church singer's cottage..
MyRetartedBroProd 1 month ago
1:50 - 1:53 FUNNIEST PART !
IDntRealliiGivAF 1 month ago
dude..u will shine in movies...!!
Vickramjason 1 month ago
Ahh man, now I cant watch this video because my cotton pencil danced along the banana glass cloud sweepers :(
Radiuh 1 month ago
hahaha 3:05 "ya well, wut ever" hahahha
BMTHEKING69 1 month ago
Where what is?
"The... *pause* what you're looking for"
SarahWalsh95 1 month ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
silverstreak34 1 month ago
1.07 i had one of those one time it looked like loaf of bread with a peanut hole..
MrPeacetripper 1 month ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
gold bar liquid
PointlessComedy 1 month ago
see his shin at 1:49
mojealnami 1 month ago
Watch out for the peppercorns down by the bay down yonder the pixels will chapstick
Uscrocks2010 1 month ago
i have the same shirt as him
TheComfortDoctor 1 month ago
fuckin crazy man.. haha
princejaa 1 month ago
i want to marry this man omfg im dying
stephwren12 1 month ago
2nd guy's kinda brilliant!
Oli3TB76 1 month ago
the uh what your looking for
eagleman193 1 month ago
"Ru video taping me!?" "Oh thtz not for u O.O" XDD
sweety9chick 1 month ago
Haha the guy at the end's manerisms
Pductions 1 month ago
Hhahahahahahaha 3:11 i thought it was alec baldwin
MrTomcool 1 month ago
1:47 - 1:53 ignore last comment
buddybenjguitarhero 1 month ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
1:49 - 1:53
buddybenjguitarhero 1 month ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
When did Shaycarl change his voice? :S
andyby 1 month ago
hey guys try to hit Ctrl + then like my comment... YOU CANT!!
KWAps3CoDClan 1 month ago
NONSENSE 6!!!
vittu69koipina 2 months ago
when the acorns rise out of the snow, watch out for the scuba divers coming down from the clouds. sometimes the leprechauns with the pumpkin hats dont make the boneless humans quite right and it wears the blue cat's fur off quickly
HustlerJerbear 2 months ago
you should combine the nonsense with the paranoid prank, and then you could pretend like you don't understand what the people are saying back to you (like they're talking nonsense.) and the supreme ending.. fart when you leave.
sweetievee83 2 months ago
nqtv is better.
so is edbassmaster
lars7796 2 months ago
I watched this video with my screen squeezed up so the mouse was back in his cage but than the turtle flipped on and i had a problem with the apple bee flying around the fat cow so i started laughing with the dogs that runned after the tomatoes and mothers on peper thank you
Reborn1561 2 months ago
Jack: "I'm trying to find that fat jack with the poledancer and a fooball hose" Man: "oh I don't know where that is..." Jack: Where what is?" Man: "That.... what you're looking for" lol
meeuwenpoep 2 months ago
Your the best jack lol fatjack withapoledancer and a peanut hole xD
Z0mbiez4mrRogers 2 months ago
Ahaahahahah I love you Jack.
JustTwoFanz 2 months ago
This comment section reminds me of that scene from oceans 11 when they were in the restaurant with that young guy and everyone said something like this , and then it was his turn..
teloyquude 2 months ago
If only at when the under became fourteen of their most prized ones... They really don't like the having until blue for tuna? At never jogger the locust airplane.
Sporkflips 2 months ago
"I don't know where that is." "Where what is?" "What your looking for..." lmao
Alienpubes 2 months ago
hey, hey Jiiiim...lol the gold bar liquid...
PointlessComedy 2 months ago
@rosimck7 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! I have exercised the demon. It should be funny now.
Requ1escat1nPACE 3 months ago
He's so lost when they ask what exactly the item is.
Requ1escat1nPACE 3 months ago
lol it's buddy garrity at 3:12
ToniteImPuckingYou 3 months ago
I remembered when You've taken the chicken with the spirograph and shove it down near the hiccups
Nikkiknokker2 3 months ago
I love the guy at 1:06 's reaction haha
yurismir1 3 months ago
I didn't think that was funny in the slightest :(
rosimck7 3 months ago
1:50 THATS NOT FOR YOU lol his face is like "OMG GET OUTTA HURR NOW."
MsLeedsGirlRocks 3 months ago
H-A-C-K. HAAAAACCCCKK
ellojello818 3 months ago
watching this high is so complicated
316john316john 3 months ago
3:17 mike ditca?
yoitsdaman 3 months ago
@yoitsdaman That guy is not even white and looks nothing like Iron Mike Ditka
wesser260 3 months ago
OO THAT i dont know where that is
What is?
The.... that thing ur looking for
RIGG1ify 4 months ago
loaf of bread with a peanut hole!!!
roofdoubleflip 4 months ago
im totally doing this at school xD
MexicanDicer 4 months ago
Seems like something edbassmaster would do
haha
xXRLCBMTHXx 4 months ago
Are you video taping me?
No.
Oh cause you got a camera over there.
Oh, that's not for you (drives off).
paulnshapiro 4 months ago
@3:17 joe from mafia 2
wonderbread1323 4 months ago
I this scripted, or does he make this up as he goes? hahaha
brookenicole1025 4 months ago
I bought one just yesterday!!! My pet ant bought me lunch and i saw the peach folder wondering into the cookie flat. I also love it when the place has the same track jumper in the staircase haha it's fine just meet me there!
Izraeko 4 months ago
father christmas' suit is GREEN? O_o
MrHEC381991 4 months ago
omg this is brilliant
I can't explain how brilliant it is XD
Kkyyrruu 4 months ago
2:57 BIN LADENNN!!!!!!!!
XzTheChosenOnezX 5 months ago
@XzTheChosenOnezX racist!
radroach44 4 months ago
The... what your looking for...
annathealmighty 5 months ago 14
sometimes i lay in bed and pretend i'm a carrot
Sam6332 5 months ago
@Sam6332 =O i do too!!!
jibety66 4 months ago
I was gonna watch this video but then I had the cat in the bag come taunt me with a watergun
bonnner 5 months ago 61
@bonnner The lights are vivid and if you don't grab the bag than streetlight will probably start growing antlers so watch out
KucharAD 2 months ago in playlist More videos from jackvalefilms
the what your looking for..
sims3wizz 5 months ago
the guy at 1:50 is smart
EpicPranks01 5 months ago
Lol u should randomly say "He masturbates ALOT!"
halopro9995 5 months ago
@halopro9995
if he would be like 12, yes
Gool349 5 months ago
i like how there's a consistent streak going on with everyone saying "I have no idea what you're talking about."
WackySketch 5 months ago
this video is blam blam blam blam !
xXALZAHRANIXx 5 months ago
You shouldn't use words like fat, nipple, or pole-dancer. People seem more offended when you said that.
KidEatingClown 5 months ago 10
@KidEatingClown true but it's much more funny when he does
TealCutie11 2 months ago
@KidEatingClown No. Just no KidEatingClown, Just Stop.
MrPorba 1 month ago
the 2nd last guy is like i dont give a fuck
saveme2000 5 months ago
"the...what you're looking for" lmao
becca8936 5 months ago 4
66 people couldnt find the fat jack with the pole dancer with the football hose.
mjjm24 6 months ago
@mjjm24 Please, that doesnt even make sense!
ruzzeter 6 months ago
holy cow nipples cow nuts blue sause u live next to me ;)
i go to that target bwhaha !
jaselynnlove 6 months ago
"I would have stuck up for you" "Give me some more" .....wtf
WTFproz 6 months ago
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haleysquitejuicy 6 months ago
The number one response from most people: "I don't know what you're talking about"
and the number one thought: "Who the F*ck is this guy?"
xknockoutx 6 months ago
LATER ON THAT DAY, THE BLACK MAN AT THE END CHASED HIM DOWN AND BOOOOOOM!!!!
iphone722 6 months ago 2
the guy at the end looks like he wouldnt know where anything is..
Gettindippy 6 months ago
I think this prank was set up. Notice at the 1:54 mark how he is driving towards Allan and you can hear him jiggling his keys. I don't know any microphone that would be able to pick up that noise so clearly from the car. Unless Allan was part of the prank and had a microphone on him.
lo0001 6 months ago
@lo0001
im guessing he has en expensive camera, plus he has a mic on, and maybe he has an amazing mic?
thisismecourtney 6 months ago
that was smooth..."thats not fer u" drives off with a fucked up lookin face lol real smooth get away
CLOVERCITYY15 6 months ago
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CLOVERCITYY15 6 months ago
fuckin jack-off, made me piss myself
CLOVERCITYY15 6 months ago
The second dude was my uncle! Im not even joking you loL!
lilmisshotty101 6 months ago
@lilmisshotty101 r u for real
stratusHBKcenation 6 months ago
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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS....... you will get kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible friday.tommorow will be the best day of your life.however if you dont post this to at least 3 videos you will die in the next 2 days. now you have already started reading this so dont stop.this is so scary. put this on at least 5 videos in the next 143 minutes when your done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen. this is so scary it actually works
Flashlomza 6 months ago
LOL
j05e10 6 months ago
lol 1:48 way to dodge a bullet
brodysmith85 6 months ago
u guys should do one where u walk in a fast food place and ask for kids meals xD and eat them right in front of ppl o.O
2otimesbetter 6 months ago
@2otimesbetter that would just be hilarious.....
RBurn90 6 months ago
loaf of bread with a peanut hole.... *poker face
HipsterAmir 6 months ago
when he asked if he was being recorded you shouldve said ," oh that cameras just for medicinal purposes"
NickkC511 6 months ago
THATS NOT FOR YOU!
TheCodProductiions 6 months ago
XD
MelissaMusical 6 months ago
1:12 - 1:17
Numpad9 6 months ago
1:46 You Got A Camera IN There. "Oh That's Not For You." *Drives Away*
FuckTheMJHaters87 6 months ago 23
@FuckTheMJHaters87 My favorite part!
MissLuvMovies 6 months ago
every single advertisement in the past 5 days has been the one with with ice cold beer and the rapper
skateboards911 6 months ago
"Ohhh i don't know where that is."
"Where what is?"
"What your looking for."
haha that was so funny!
ninjabunny132 6 months ago
LMFAO Every time i watch one of your videos i laugh harder! Love your stuff, Keep up the good work man!
DJSpiderwebz 6 months ago
Oh my god. I died. HAGAHAHA!
MateoJerome 6 months ago
"You filming me?"
"No..."
You got a video camera there.."
"O..that's not for you.." drives off!
AndrewBainn 7 months ago 7
"..that..what youre looking for.."
AmusedOstrich94 7 months ago 2
the fat guy at the end is epic
kentuckyboy2000 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you think he looks like Johnny Knoxville
chonastyle 7 months ago
1:42 BUSTED
missmusicgirlie 7 months ago 2
I love the expression on Jack's face when they got caught with the camera lmao
CherryFlavoredDeathX 7 months ago
now i have to scroll down and see what bestest87 said
TacticalPukeInbound 7 months ago 17
1:07 hahahaha!
Oo9ale7oO 7 months ago
"...oh that's not for you" -drives off with epic face-
ILive2ScubaDive 7 months ago 8
I think instead of saying random things, just skip words like Hey in the ya nkow store you have seen a ya know,. cus i really need to get one for my mom, and the ya know doesnt carry em.
callingallHeroes 7 months ago
dude with bear was like ........."""whatever"""
8751148 7 months ago
1:13
-nods head- "Cool story bro..."
ramiboy99 7 months ago 3
@ramiboy99 ROFL it wouldve been epic if he said that
BeyondDestiny 7 months ago
58 People dislike this video. Why do people keep lying to me?!?
FroggerFilm 7 months ago
THAT'S NOT FOR YOU!
DontCallMeWhack 7 months ago
hahahaha i can do this prank
RipperRapperofficial 7 months ago
You should mess with someone that's high.
chris1129s 7 months ago
"where what is?" "that that your looking for" hahahahaha
Brumit100 8 months ago 2
58 people should be shot
ashtonvandy 8 months ago
Lmao "Are you video tapin me?!"
"that's not for you! O.o "
NomNomCookies000 8 months ago 3
I love this guy i nearly pee my self laufing
Maxthedog2324 8 months ago 2
I LOVE YOU!! YOUR SOOO FUNNY! LOVE YOUR VIDEOS! <3
emilybebes 8 months ago
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I have no idea what you are...
nzfilmsdotcom 8 months ago
sounds like something edbassmaster would do
mtcdking 8 months ago 2
Are you filming me? LOL
xXanimals1Xx 8 months ago 2
'Oh i dont know where that is!' "what?" 'what u were umm looking for'
TheZombieXecutioner 8 months ago 2
tortilla hack with a pin hole ? rofl
turbotonic27 8 months ago
Hahaha
TheDetroitredwings25 8 months ago
haha 2:21!!
lol quit spinnin around with the racoons... ;)
amandarose951 8 months ago
my name is allan...i dont think weve ever met in my entire life
timmyD323 8 months ago 109
"I have no Idea where that's at!" haaa
HeyHayles7 8 months ago
Lmaooo
1Gavinsmommy 8 months ago
put more of these on goofball. lol
MAKtacticsHD 8 months ago
i asked my mom were my invisible underwear was and she said "have u been watching jack vale?!?!"
CucciMan100 9 months ago 6
I love when the top rated comments are one from one guy and the other one is a response to him lol
RBurn90 9 months ago 5
3:04 ben laden is still alive!
00Mj000 9 months ago
lmao1:09 the guy just walks away and jack doesnt say anything
RBurn90 9 months ago
LMfAO!! i havent laughed this hard since Nonsense 4
datuboa 9 months ago
cow nut with a blue sauce
billywish 9 months ago
Guy: is that a video camera?
Jack: Uhh, Thats not for you.....(drives away)
xxixeatxcrayonzxx 9 months ago
LOL the very last guy was funny... ".....that..what you looking forrr.."
737747757767777787 9 months ago 2
I hate watching these because I feel SO bad for these people. Haha!
iscareuiknowit 9 months ago
Cow nut n a blue sauce
aidon660 9 months ago
lol are you video taping me???? o...thats not for you *slams gas pedal*
gamereview123ful 9 months ago
OMG! Love this! Me and my girl Tab used to make up shit all the time. My favorite was Ya, where's the shawshamernagerna
gardnerrobinson 9 months ago
only the black guy realizes theres a camera thats recording him
TCOHE 9 months ago