Nonsense 5
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From: jackvalefilms
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  • The ending was perfect.

  • 2:04 Iceman!

  • 1:45 NUFF SAID

  • Are you Video Taping me?? No, ... then why u got a camera over there., Oh thats not for you! LOL

    

  • the end is so good =)

  • Guy: "Ohh I don't know where that is..."

    Jack: "Where what is ?"

    Guy: "The...What you looking for..."

    Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

  • thumbs up if you hit the skip boton

  • The look of determination at 1:15 gives me strength.

  • Hey i live there! :3

  • More NONSENSE! Thumbs up so he can see.

  • Moar of these.

  • every one go and type in jim breuer

    and you vill find jacks lost twin

  • 2:54 haha you knew his name too BINGO. lol

  • How do you not laugh your ass off man when your saying this stuff

  • cow nut with the blue sauce

  • why are there ones all on the comments?

  • That's not for u

  • rudetube

  • OMFG I almost died and lost all my breath this shit has me in tears crying I'm laughing so hard

  • i can't breath i am laughing so hard right now. keep em coming this is so funny

  • ^^^^^ some say he's still laughing ^^^^^

  • Don't forget to wipe your sandwich with a steer blue juice maker machine television remote.

  • I LMAO AT 1:08

  • Have you guys heard of the new specialty of dishwashing soap with titanium bearings?.. They don't really make a good sequence for communicating in foggy weather or at a polish church singer's cottage..

  • 1:50 - 1:53 FUNNIEST PART !

  • dude..u will shine in movies...!!

  • Ahh man, now I cant watch this video because my cotton pencil danced along the banana glass cloud sweepers :(

  • hahaha 3:05 "ya well, wut ever" hahahha

  • Where what is?

    "The... *pause* what you're looking for"

  • Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  • 1.07 i had one of those one time it looked like loaf of bread with a peanut hole..

  • gold bar liquid

    

  • see his shin at 1:49

  • Watch out for the peppercorns down by the bay down yonder the pixels will chapstick

  • i have the same shirt as him

  • fuckin crazy man.. haha

  • i want to marry this man omfg im dying

  • 2nd guy's kinda brilliant!

  • the uh what your looking for

  • "Ru video taping me!?" "Oh thtz not for u O.O" XDD

  • Haha the guy at the end's manerisms

  • Hhahahahahahaha 3:11 i thought it was alec baldwin

  • 1:47 - 1:53 ignore last comment

  • 1:49 - 1:53

  • When did Shaycarl change his voice? :S

  • hey guys try to hit Ctrl + then like my comment... YOU CANT!!

  • NONSENSE 6!!!

  • when the acorns rise out of the snow, watch out for the scuba divers coming down from the clouds. sometimes the leprechauns with the pumpkin hats dont make the boneless humans quite right and it wears the blue cat's fur off quickly

  • you should combine the nonsense with the paranoid prank, and then you could pretend like you don't understand what the people are saying back to you (like they're talking nonsense.) and the supreme ending.. fart when you leave.

  • nqtv is better.

    so is edbassmaster

  • I watched this video with my screen squeezed up so the mouse was back in his cage but than the turtle flipped on and i had a problem with the apple bee flying around the fat cow so i started laughing with the dogs that runned after the tomatoes and mothers on peper thank you

  • Jack: "I'm trying to find that fat jack with the poledancer and a fooball hose" Man: "oh I don't know where that is..." Jack: Where what is?" Man: "That.... what you're looking for" lol

  • Your the best jack lol fatjack withapoledancer and a peanut hole xD

  • Ahaahahahah I love you Jack.

  • This comment section reminds me of that scene from oceans 11 when they were in the restaurant with that young guy and everyone said something like this , and then it was his turn..

  • If only at when the under became fourteen of their most prized ones... They really don't like the having until blue for tuna? At never jogger the locust airplane.

  • "I don't know where that is." "Where what is?" "What your looking for..." lmao

  • hey, hey Jiiiim...lol the gold bar liquid...

  • @rosimck7 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! I have exercised the demon. It should be funny now.

  • He's so lost when they ask what exactly the item is.

  • lol it's buddy garrity at 3:12

  • I remembered when You've taken the chicken with the spirograph and shove it down near the hiccups

  • I love the guy at 1:06 's reaction haha

  • I didn't think that was funny in the slightest :(

  • 1:50 THATS NOT FOR YOU lol his face is like "OMG GET OUTTA HURR NOW."

  • H-A-C-K. HAAAAACCCCKK

  • watching this high is so complicated

  • 3:17 mike ditca?

  • @yoitsdaman That guy is not even white and looks nothing like Iron Mike Ditka

  • OO THAT i dont know where that is

    What is?

    The.... that thing ur looking for

  • loaf of bread with a peanut hole!!!

  • im totally doing this at school xD

  • Seems like something edbassmaster would do

    haha

  • Are you video taping me?

    No.

    Oh cause you got a camera over there.

    Oh, that's not for you (drives off).

  • @3:17 joe from mafia 2

  • I this scripted, or does he make this up as he goes? hahaha

  • I bought one just yesterday!!! My pet ant bought me lunch and i saw the peach folder wondering into the cookie flat. I also love it when the place has the same track jumper in the staircase haha it's fine just meet me there!

  • father christmas' suit is GREEN? O_o

  • omg this is brilliant

    I can't explain how brilliant it is XD

  • 2:57 BIN LADENNN!!!!!!!!

  • @XzTheChosenOnezX racist!

  • The... what your looking for...

    

  • sometimes i lay in bed and pretend i'm a carrot

  • @Sam6332 =O i do too!!!

  • I was gonna watch this video but then I had the cat in the bag come taunt me with a watergun

  • @bonnner The lights are vivid and if you don't grab the bag than streetlight will probably start growing antlers so watch out

  • the what your looking for..

  • the guy at 1:50 is smart

  • Lol u should randomly say "He masturbates ALOT!"

  • @halopro9995

    if he would be like 12, yes

  • i like how there's a consistent streak going on with everyone saying "I have no idea what you're talking about."

  • this video is blam blam blam blam !

  • You shouldn't use words like fat, nipple, or pole-dancer. People seem more offended when you said that.

  • @KidEatingClown true but it's much more funny when he does

  • @KidEatingClown No. Just no KidEatingClown, Just Stop.

  • the 2nd last guy is like i dont give a fuck

  • "the...what you're looking for" lmao

  • 66 people couldnt find the fat jack with the pole dancer with the football hose.

  • @mjjm24 Please, that doesnt even make sense!

  • holy cow nipples cow nuts blue sause u live next to me ;)

    i go to that target bwhaha !

  • "I would have stuck up for you" "Give me some more" .....wtf

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  • The number one response from most people: "I don't know what you're talking about"

    and the number one thought: "Who the F*ck is this guy?"

  • LATER ON THAT DAY, THE BLACK MAN AT THE END CHASED HIM DOWN AND BOOOOOOM!!!!

  • the guy at the end looks like he wouldnt know where anything is..

  • I think this prank was set up. Notice at the 1:54 mark how he is driving towards Allan and you can hear him jiggling his keys. I don't know any microphone that would be able to pick up that noise so clearly from the car. Unless Allan was part of the prank and had a microphone on him.

  • @lo0001

    im guessing he has en expensive camera, plus he has a mic on, and maybe he has an amazing mic?

  • that was smooth..."thats not fer u" drives off with a fucked up lookin face lol real smooth get away

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  • fuckin jack-off, made me piss myself

  • The second dude was my uncle! Im not even joking you loL!

  • @lilmisshotty101 r u for real

  • LOL

  • lol 1:48 way to dodge a bullet

  • u guys should do one where u walk in a fast food place and ask for kids meals xD and eat them right in front of ppl o.O

  • @2otimesbetter that would just be hilarious.....

  • loaf of bread with a peanut hole.... *poker face

  • when he asked if he was being recorded you shouldve said ," oh that cameras just for medicinal purposes"

  • THATS NOT FOR YOU!

  • XD

  • 1:12 - 1:17

  • 1:46 You Got A Camera IN There. "Oh That's Not For You." *Drives Away*

  • @FuckTheMJHaters87 My favorite part!

  • every single advertisement in the past 5 days has been the one with with ice cold beer and the rapper

  • "Ohhh i don't know where that is."

    "Where what is?"

    "What your looking for."

    haha that was so funny!

  • LMFAO Every time i watch one of your videos i laugh harder! Love your stuff, Keep up the good work man!

  • Oh my god. I died. HAGAHAHA!

  • "You filming me?"

    "No..."

    You got a video camera there.."

    "O..that's not for you.." drives off!

  • "..that..what youre looking for.."

  • the fat guy at the end is epic

  • Thumbs up if you think he looks like Johnny Knoxville

  • 1:42 BUSTED

  • I love the expression on Jack's face when they got caught with the camera lmao

  • now i have to scroll down and see what bestest87 said

  • 1:07 hahahaha!

  • "...oh that's not for you" -drives off with epic face-

  • I think instead of saying random things, just skip words like Hey in the ya nkow store you have seen a ya know,. cus i really need to get one for my mom, and the ya know doesnt carry em.

  • dude with bear was like ........."""whatever"""

  • 1:13

    -nods head- "Cool story bro..."

  • @ramiboy99 ROFL it wouldve been epic if he said that

  • 58 People dislike this video. Why do people keep lying to me?!?

  • THAT'S NOT FOR YOU!

  • hahahaha i can do this prank

  • You should mess with someone that's high.

  • "where what is?" "that that your looking for" hahahahaha

  • 58 people should be shot

    

  • Lmao "Are you video tapin me?!"

    "that's not for you! O.o "

  • I love this guy i nearly pee my self laufing

  • I LOVE YOU!! YOUR SOOO FUNNY! LOVE YOUR VIDEOS! <3

  • sounds like something edbassmaster would do

  • Are you filming me? LOL

  • 'Oh i dont know where that is!' "what?" 'what u were umm looking for'

  • tortilla hack with a pin hole ? rofl

  • Hahaha

  • haha 2:21!!

    lol quit spinnin around with the racoons... ;)

  • my name is allan...i dont think weve ever met in my entire life

  • "I have no Idea where that's at!" haaa

  • Lmaooo

  • put more of these on goofball. lol

  • i asked my mom were my invisible underwear was and she said "have u been watching jack vale?!?!"

  • I love when the top rated comments are one from one guy and the other one is a response to him lol

  • 3:04 ben laden is still alive!

  • lmao1:09 the guy just walks away and jack doesnt say anything

  • LMfAO!! i havent laughed this hard since Nonsense 4

  • cow nut with a blue sauce

  • Guy: is that a video camera?

    Jack: Uhh, Thats not for you.....(drives away)

  • LOL the very last guy was funny... ".....that..what you looking forrr.."

  • I hate watching these because I feel SO bad for these people. Haha!

  • Cow nut n a blue sauce

  • lol are you video taping me???? o...thats not for you *slams gas pedal*

  • OMG! Love this! Me and my girl Tab used to make up shit all the time. My favorite was Ya, where's the shawshamernagerna

  • only the black guy realizes theres a camera thats recording him