star wars holiday special part 3

[MasterSimpkins]

I am dying by means of hilarity. this shit is just so good.

[schallrd1]

They all had bills to pay is the only reason I can think of.

[Jermyn78]

How did they get close enough to the bantha without getting raped off Sandpeople?

[TheTardisDreamer]

This is SO bad... It makes bad look bad...

[LordsofParody]

6:08 to skip all the old stuff.

and by the way, I friggin love this. It's not A-movie material, but it's enjoyable nonetheless.

[troll2hero]

puts me in the life day spirit everytime :D

[snekcid98]

wow I didn't know that general motors had outlets in this galaxy

[stacksofsax]

I can't believe this is real...

[tylermoviepro]

only part i like so far is the trailtracker commerical

[Sasha8770]

Cool show;)

[Killface44]

why does that guard sound like a rapist?

[willowzorro4]

YOu all you people don't like this then why are you watching it?!

[railroadwino]

I like how the views went from 300,000 on part 1 to 80,000 on part 2 to 40,000 on this one.

[donstarlancer79]

@railroadwino

LOL. Yea I just noticed that.

[MrFoofygoo]

fuck this shit, execute Order 66

[thefateshavewarned]

Part 3. Still have the will to live.

[Ghosthand]

you really have to ask yourself, "why the hell am i watching this"

[KevReborn]

GM spots are awesome.

[rallbart]

@KevReborn its a galactic GM, they built the speeder

[dgallegos4201]

Trailtracker! Who needs imagination?

[xdragon5]

84 people are deaf and blind.

[TheLastHylianTitan]

Willie Raules is my freakin' hero right now.

[chefevild]

Cewbacca's wife has a huge bush

[amishjesus]

 This is even worse than I remember. Thank god for the comercials.

[amishjesus]

This is even worse than I remember.

[LauraIsPink]

oh god there's gonna be tons of fur in the food! yuck! lol

[tulicloure]

The plot thickens!

[rediamondrechef]

Chewbacca has a flat screen tv that's not in HD? You could have just as easily went out to a garage sale and bought a tv for $5 with the same quality as that lol

[Droid5767]

them silly wookies when will you guys ever learn

[Berrylaff]

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

[sarujo]

I had no idea that Mom (MomCorp) was in this special.

[digitalbamph]

Wimps, lol, i remember seeing this on TV as a kid, i loved the show. Now a days i see it as a cute reminder of the past. It is no less cheesy now as it was then, but you have to give em credit for trying. It was aimed at the kids anyhow.

[redrob58]

I Carnt watch anymore, I thought I could but I Carnt!!! The force is defiantly not with this film!! It's a shower of shit

[troll2hero]

This is no doubt THE BEST STAR WARS EVER CREATED!!! The cinematography is stunning, the 10 minute wookie scene without subtitles is truly compelling,gives a sense of wonder, the instruction video leaves u on the edge of ur seat, stir whip stir whip whip stir!! Truly genius u dont need action to make a gr8 special... U need a wookie reality show, this movie is groundbreaking!! The nirva of excellent movies! BRAVO LUCAS BRAVO! And...... HAPPY LIFE DAY!!'

[NekoYumiChan]

I've never been so happy for a commercial in my life.

[thephattyarbuckle]

this painfull to watch

[steviesnes]

Looks like that commercial GM took out did them a whole lot of good

[DaBossk]

holy fucking shit at 7:00

[mct1967]

Harvey Korman doing an alien Julia Child--HILARIOUS!! Mrs. Chewbacca must've tuned into The Carol Burnett Show by mistake--LOL!!

[CX888HKVan]

geez, it's like she's never cooked a Life Day dinner in her life...

[Maksymaxi]

fucking lumpy... this sucks so much theres no limit... wonder who thought making this was a good idea? or who the fuck wrote this abomination?

[THEREALVITO]

the trail tracker was more interesting than this

[BigNickGK]

this is the dark side

[jwbarnes25]

This is like a fking sitcom! Holy sht, I've been buttraped this is to bad!

[princessof1984]

I feel like my childhood has been raped.

[Ralastar]

FART. Now that was a stretcher.

[bassmanboe]

best part for me was the commercials. 

[runly1]

My skin is beginning to fall off. Bring on Bea Arthur!

[kicksit1980]

Sometimes my inner child weeps...other times it runs away from home and become a low priced hooker to support it's meth habit. Guess which one the Star Wars Christmas Special caused.

[kicksit1980]

I found the kenner trail tracker ad a little more engaging. How'd they do that?

[extremechampion00]

I don't know what's worse: The guy cooking dressed like a granny, he mentioning hockey, or the fact that a wookie is wearing an apron!

[awesomealex808]

the fucking commercials were more interesting!

[mullis618]

Can't stop watching Obi Wan!!!! There is no hope. How did I miss this when I was a kid?

[bryanjball]

Sweet mother of christ this is the worst thing I've ever seen and I CAN'T STOP WATCHING!!!!

[themightycelestial]

This year for Christmas,

I want a Trailtracker Van by Kenner.

[mikelitwin78]

As horrifying as this special is, I have to admit: Chewbacca's house looks pretty bad-ass.

[Toria8796]

DISCRASE To the StarWars trillogy

[redbaron932]

ive heard how bad this is but this is even worse than i though

[tsofan2000]

0:00 to 5:33 total deja vu

[battousai9439]

Dude I want a fucking Trailtracker!

[railroadwino]

@battousai9439 I would get dozens of the sets and place the mats all over my house and have a thousand of those things going at once.

[SpartanMartan973]

good lord, whose idea was it to make this movie? More importantly, why is a gay black man playing as Aunt Jemina?

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

not quite EMPIRE STRIKES BACK but love seein this

[sroberge]

hahah best part of this was the Trailtracker commercial

[ChristianPunkRckGrl6]

I FINALLY SAW A COMMERICAL FROM THE 70'S, NOT BAD

[xJustDontBiteItx]

i still havent made it past part 3

[RyoukTheBloodElf]

oh god i cant believe i've made it to part 3

[Subzero288]

I love the random numbers that pop up before the display projects an image . . . so futuristic!

[LordApathy1]

Is the guy in the giant Dark Helmet with the pornstache and the deep sinister voice who's acting like a douche the bad guy? I can't tell.

[Totaly14]

I will never take comercials for granted again!

[GoldmansNephew]

stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, CAVE HER F'ING SKULL IN!!!

[SuperSpidey25]

Trail trackers are the coolest. How come they don't have them anymore?

Man - I miss the 70's....

[keysofanxiety]

I want a trail-tracker van!

[ace198]

Stir, stir, stir, stir,stir...and stir some more.

[aubba]

the boba fett cartoon alone makes this special good

[SURFUR]

Hey folks, try to keep in mind that this "special" never been released on video OR DVD, but all in bootleg form 'cause Lucas has too much self-respect to sully the name of his own name-sake company Lucasfilm Ltd. with this dreck.

Lucas himself said at a convention, "if I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every bootlegged copy and smash it."

Yes, it sucks like a hurricane. We choose to watch 'cause it has "Star Wars" brand on it.

--Long Life The Force, Dane Youssef

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@SURFUR lucas said that cuz he had no involement int his

[baseballguy2014]

@SURFUR because this wasn't lucas who filmed it.

[McLarenMercedes]

@SURFUR

A man with "self-respect" wouldn't release The Phantom Menace and call it a Star Wars movie either. How is Jar Jar better than the characters in the this Christmas Special? We had to put up with him in a two hour movie.

Does a man with self-respect think it's a good idea to release "Howard the Duck"? Get real.

[animatahr]

@McLarenMercedes How in any way was Phantom Menace bad? I suppose you are one of the people who hates the prequels for the simple fact that they moved from puppets and classic SFX to CGI.

[McLarenMercedes]

@animatahr

Hate to say this to you but the critical consensus rates it at a 40% ROTTEN rating at Rottentomatoes (a site where they collect ALL the critics' reviews). Then it has a 52 out 100 score on Metacritic.

It has a low 6,4 out of 10 rating for the popular vote on Imdb, so not even the people in general like.

Apart from having a story that doesn't make sense, having annoying characters like Jar-Jar and that kid, ridiculous villains and feeling nothing like Star Wars, it was a "good".

[McLarenMercedes]

@animatahr

Seen RedLetterMedia's take on the dreadful Phantom Menace? Apart from him having almost 3 million views on his review of everything that SUCKS in the Phantom Menace, practically all agree with him.

I'll post you a few links, so that you can see what people in the real world (not 7 year old kids) think about it, and how stupis it is.

I don't mind CGI at all. What I DO mind is a plot that doesn't make sense, none of the characters having ANY personality, and the dialogue being shit.

[animatahr]

@McLarenMercedes Are you calling me a 7 year old? I don't conceive a child of that age in my current position.

The major abuse of language on the review makes it impossible for me to watch it., so could you mind explaining to me why it sucks?

[animatahr]

@animatahr No?

[Johnlindsey289]

@McLarenMercedes

Howard The Duck was a fun cult classic, even Lucas disowned it. Do you think Lucas should disown everything he made?

[NetherDrakeye]

Ive never loved General Motors so much!

Thank you thank you!

[NetherDrakeye]

HOW MUCH MORE PARTS OF INFINITE TEDIUM!!

HOW MUCH MORE!??!?!

Wookie Planet C?

[ThePurpleblot]

Let the hatenail come flowing in... I love this movie! I said it! I am just a star wars fanboy, so if you respond with an insult, you will be blocked!

[NetherDrakeye]

@ThePurpleblot im a star wars fan aswell..

but this shit....this isnt even star wars

[W3551D3]

This is the part where I forget this wasn't a parody.

[octopuscollective]

the old lady made the rug by hand? solo? gosh, horrible.

[arc175]

i wonder if they have a directors commentary for this. lol

[emococonutman]

i cant beleve im watching this. this is not youtube! this youtube clip must be dispose of !

[luis6079]

I ptojectile vomited at "Yummy yum in thier tummy tums"...I had to quickly watch the Jeffrey Dahmer movie to get the images of this crap out of my mind!

[Diamhea]

mark hamill is so caked with makeup because of that car crash he was in between episodes 4 and 5. remember the scar on his face from the wampa? that whole scene was added to explain the scar from what i've read.

[5anjii]

I forgot how corny this was. I'm off to kill myself.

[LordZaamus]

How many times will I have to wash my eyes to clear them from this shit???? And hw is it possible that there are more "likes" than "dislikes"?? Man, you do need a psychologist

[Trancemaster2052]

Ahahaha Chewbacca's family's computer monitor sounds like an Atari 2600.

This isn't considered canon is it? And wow I can't believe how different Mark Hamill looks.

[drhine14]

where is my gun?

[AquaBlade96]

"Guess what I forgot?"

"URRUGHH?!"

[pistonfan2007]

I like how mr.imperial gaurd is off duty and he's still out walking around like a badass

[VoLKaNaT0]

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh my eyes are burning!!!!!!!!! i cant stand for this!!!!!!

[Diamhea]

Wow that Vader scene is so out of place and obviously ripped from one of the movies. Notice how he is still making his breathing noises as he is speaking, impossible.

[DrinkOmally]

@Diamhea he always does that

[911TRUTHINATOR]

poor darth vader, they should drill some air holes in that helmet so he can breathe better and kill all cast and crew of this pathetic holiday special.

[onstage06]

Holy shit... did we just watch a wookie's computer buffer for five minutes??

[flackbish]

Stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, STIR!

[Resevil]

"Soldering, I think I enjoy soldering more than any other job I done."

[msromo]

With all the technology, Art Carney had to wear glasses? No laser surgery?

[nevermore154]

A suburban Wookie life

[ralphthemoviemaker]

What the F**k are to wookies saying! What did the script look like? It probably said

"WHA WHA AAHH WOO EHH WHA AHH WOO AHH WHA WOO EHH AHH WHA WOO"

[CaptainDisco123]

Its great how the amount of views significantly drop after each part of the movie

[Marlowe3488]

haha back when gm used to make cars in the US...

[bunnygal079]

That Trailtracker commercial=lolz!!!!!

[tend]

2 fucking commercials in a commercial break??? that's it!?

[Cuythulu]

Wait, she is not wearing a hair net? Can you imagine the outcome?

[rickyjshiznit]

@Cuythulu for a wookie a hairnet is a large hammock

[ledzeprocks21]

you know the directors were being lazy when about 3 minutes of the movie are taken up by an outer space cooking show that features a transvestite dude teaching a hairy monster who only speaks roar how to cook

[Dudemanvideowatcher]

I don't know why they don't just officially relaese this. 26,340 people have already seen it.

[datyrantrules8D]

nah, many more have seen part one, they just admited it was utter shit and stoped watching lol

[ming746]

hey its better than the prequels haha

[drakiyth]

wow fucking 2-3 minutes of just some dumbass furball cooking something. What a pointless shit load of fuck this film is.

[illuminatorspiffy77]

Oh god o_O

[hitmancloud]

lololol.....funny az hell

[rosvel92]

WOW

[Bobzeaux]

Mr. Korman... Why?... <:S

[darkxaur]

How the hell do they get Bantha meat on Kryssakk?

[bananaboatmofo]

Frozen, usually. In cans too

[Natezilla662]

why does this matter

[FakeFlourescentSkies]

its Kashyyyk i think. Banthas are really plentiful around the galaxy btw

[EthanShreveReturns]

trail tracker lol

[lilbrothaaa]

They did it! They showed a tranvestite droid hosting a cooking show! oO

[FunkhouserMemorial]

"By hand, solo!" - * face palm *

Carney can't pull-off bare chest exposure like Harrison Ford.

Hey Willie of GM, can you mumble Mandarin Chinese as well as you do with English?

[ChristophoclesX]

OMG I WANT A TRAIL TRACKER!

Screw stupid-ass modern toys, this thing looks like genuine fun.

[darkxaur]

@ChristophoclesX They've been knock-offs of these in the UK a couple of years back.

Wow, that's really backward, come to think of it.

[rerere284]

they still have things like that, although they use a black marker. They need alot thicker lines. and they only work somewhat well :(

[J4J0k3r]

Hey, that trail tracker looks pretty sweet!

[jdhatl]

I want a trail tracker!

[ericberner]

biggest raspberry of all time.

LucasFlimm!

[chives123456]

Willie Rawles, from everyone here to you, we present you with the Award for interrupting a bad movie.

[crazycorps]

The only thing more boring than watching a cooking show, is watching someone watch a cooking show!

[thegirlwhosapearl]

I think that wookie yelled "hello" back to the cooking show!  Chewy's wife is an idiot.

[Ostnizdasht206]

Why didnt they subtitles in when the wookies are talking? Not enough money?

[MasterAran101]

it dosn't take money to put in subtitles, you can do that with friggin sony vegas!

[Ostnizdasht206]

Yeah, but I don't think they had Sony Vegas back in the 80's. lol

[MasterAran101]

very true...but it was star wars for god's sake and they couldn't put subtitles in?

[Ostnizdasht206]

I don't think it was a matter of not being able to they were just too lazy to write up the dialogue I guess.

[AdamGooj]

70's

[Ostnizdasht206]

even better. lol

[Cornwiggle]

This is so dull...

[berliozophile]

On segment 3 and I'm developing a fear of the clarinet. Gads! The background music is enough to make your brain dissolve.

[MegaYoshitsune]

Terrible almost to an art form.

[cvalmart]

The commercials are the best part !

[charliebrown0028]

@cvalmart Indeed hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!

[xparadoxicallyx]

Up until this point in my life i believed in the existence of God. Apparently, I was gravely mistaken. I am going to eat the gun, if i have enough brain cells to figure out how to pull the trigger.

[testavariceify]

@xparadoxicallyx Actually this movie only increased my belief in the existance of God, whereas beforehand I had almost none. Only God would be able to see to test our faith with something as atrocious as this.

[Tanner2971]

@cvalmart totally agree

[hdofu]

the trail tracker looked pretty cool

[whateveryouwantable]

40 minutes of yetis checking their email

[ramtuff4141]

7:47 "We just slice...into...BITE-SIZE...MOR­SELS! But only you know the size of the bite in your family."

Oh god that knife wave and wink will haunt my dreams...

[moosesashi]

there is so much crazy here.

[Hollowbarista]

George Lukas said: If I had enough time and a hammer, I would smash every copy of that stupid holiday Special into pieces.

[GingerGilligan]

@Hollowbarista He should have done that before it found its way into digital cyberspace! lol

[blackmangus]

Trail Tracker rocks!!!

[panos3320]

every household in the system?i refuse to believe that this is darth vader,its probably his brother chad vader that works in a super market

[brideath]

haha! I love Chad Vadar!

[Stereolabdream]

The pain....the pain.....

[Geno4ssb500]

He doesn't like fish =/

[Ritsukakun2]

someone could have a BLAST fake subtitling what the wookies are saying! xD

[Seeker4TheUnknown]

there's already a video like that.

[Ritsukakun2]

There is?!?!?!?!

[FishTitan64]

Yeah, the Nostalgia Critic did a joke in his review of this about subtitles.

"Junior, come over here and eat your yak testicles!"

"They taste like diarrhea! I wish I was adopted!"

[Barclay1987]

Okay!

[Dudinator123]

Hey it's Mom from futurama!

[gurl1687]

*facepalm* So bad but I can't stop watching for some reason.

[halofury217]

This is worse than Catwoman meets From Justin to Kelly!

[madanimal]

wookie cookerie! :D

[RockyG1978]

Willie Rawls! The only true talent in this clip.

[UACmarine2O8]

George Lucas himself said he was dissapointed, and regrets the holiday special.

[RockyG1978]

That's supposed to make us feel better?