Xenogears

[grottypissedstained]

Love the tags.

[Kolbatsu]

this game would be better if everyone in the world had breast cancer, and if you disagree with me, then your mom is a fucking prostitute I know that is harsh but it is the truth

[anphorus]

"I'll show you something that's Weltall" is, quite possibly, the single funniest line retsuprae has ever produced.

[MrLolbuds]

@anphorus Retsupurae doesn't make the Clinton jokes thats navgtr saying those.

[MarioGalaxy243g5]

@MrLolbuds No, it is Retsupurae. Specifically diabetus.

[jimboooo]

@MrLolbuds You're not big Diabetus fan huh?

[MrLolbuds]

@jimboooo No I am its just that it is navgtr saying those, why do you think Diabetus is saying I cant wait till you run of out of those in some of the videos?

[jimboooo]

@MrLolbuds Slowbeef says that to Diabetus.

[jimboooo]

@MrLolbuds I really hope you're trying to troll.

[videogamenostalgia]

'You can't stop a conversation once you've started it'

Wait, you can't awkwardly wander off while someone's telling you something important? Fuck this game!

[JEREMYisAWESOME]

Best Clinton joke yet XD

[gameboycolor47]

lol what consle is this on? xD

[patrick888881]

@gameboycolor47 Playstation 1

[AMReese]

Ahhh... I don't give a fuck what anyone's saying, that music is just too calming for me to care...

[trumpeter811]

its been a few years since the last navgtr video i think you guys should do one more , it would be awesome

[RetsumeJN]

I love his scoring system.

Controls- Okay, bare essential of all games.

Difficulty- Well... that's more of a preference and theres multiple options of

OVERALL BETWEEN THE TWO- okay what the fuck

[KingOfKatamari]

@RetsumeJN And he contradicts himself three times in every sentence, making his ratings even more meaningless.

Seriously though it's a terrible fucking rating system and I'm glad he's not doing this anymore.

[lol4dead]

I heard the captain (Navagtr) disowned the wife and child we saw...

For not having breast cancer.

[SuchAGreatLife]

"God look at those dull townfolk. They don't even have breast cancer"

[AceAttorney9000]

"This video game is too much like a video game."

Sound like something the Irate Gamer would say.

[WhiteTiger225]

@AceAttorney9000 Before pissing in his own mouth and masturbating to furry porn.

[88Meters]

2:16

"This ship crash is so unrealistic it makes me want to puke. First off, where the hell are the front-loaded anvils?"

[Sylverias]

I love people who review 15 year old games by modern gen graphical standards. When the first words out of their mouth is "shoddy graphics" on a 1990s game, they just flush all credibility.

[EponymousKid]

I swear, they REALLY need to start doing this again. There's just so much goddamn material to work with from this guy.

[KingOfKatamari]

Slowbeef: Okay, this is Xenogears, so there's no fuckin' way you have a Bill Clinton joke.

Diabeetus: [Clinton] I'll show you something that's Weltall.

[beat]

Slowbeef: Shit.

Diabeetus: Sorry.

[lordlundar]

@KingOfKatamari The best part about that the tone is part criticizing (aka I can't believe you did that) and part congratulating (that was impressive).

[Mysterbyg]

Any chance of making a compilation of all the Clinton jokes?

[TheJinxrr]

@Mysterbyg It exists- watch?v=GLswUGD8kxA

[angelwriter360]

final fantasy 7 and klonoa used pre-rendered 3d cutscenes...not 2d animation with 3d objects.

[notyoursavior78]

So many good navgtr jokes. I can't stop laughing. How did I miss this one before.

[bobbyewing311]

HAHAHAHA "HUMANS WILL ENJOY THIS"

[xx0Rain0xx]

Diabetus is wicked clever

[DriveInTake]

Navgtr did have a wife, but he divorced her because she didn't have any breast cancer.

[Bastiest]

Wait... The CLASSIC FINAL FANTASY THREE?!

He isn't talking about yankee version of FF6 now is he?

I mean... Seriously, what game reviewer would make such a retarded mistake?

[kefkasakura]

@Bastiest You know those videos were made in the Clinton years ?

[JackgarPrime]

@Bastiest I'm pretty sure he is. It wasn't terribly common knowledge at the timethat 3 was actually 6. The review was made when Xenogears came out.

[pat4luigi13]

@Bastiest I think he was talking about FF6 but isn't aware of the fact that it's not actually FF3.

[Goodguy33]

@Bastiest Well, to be fair, I don't think that was common knowledge back then. And considering this guy's track record. .

[GreatestMKfighter]

"Okay, this is Xenogears, so there is no fuckin' way you have a Bill Clinton joke."

"I'll show you something that's Weltall!"

"............shit."

[Fatality65]

@GreatestMKfighter "sorry."

[Persiana]

I bet all Gaming in the Bush years games were all about "TEH WAR ON TERR'R" and about speech impediments.

[Tay648]

And your all stupid.

[UntitledHome]

Navgtr jokes galore.

[FrankTheGoreTank]

How about a monkey pissing on her?

LMAO

[p3ngu1n48]

insert breast cancer joke here

[TheRealChadius]

1:30 Did he forget to keep reviewing the game? Or that he can press Start to skip this intro?

Imagine a game where Fei Fong Wong has Split Personality Disorder-WAIT

[pyramidheadkitten9]

her hair is way to fucking long

[troysson81]

1:11 There's a reason for that.

[GenesisTree]

"There's no camera angles. I can't see that woman's front loaded anvils at all.

"What. The heck?"

[RedSuperSonicNinja0]

Also "Life: INCREDIBLE FUN!"

[blackHawk7284]

"and where the hell is all my cancer!?!"

rofl

[OklaBrice]

navgtr is  dead

[Headbanger142]

@OklaBrice You know, I actually doubt he's dead. They say George Wood died in 2006 but they show him playing with a Nintendo Wii which didn't come out until December 2006. So unless he died the day after recording that video, I'm sure it's phony.

[haterawk666]

nice you guys. makes me laugh all day.

[DrolKeegEht]

This guy has got to be a joke. If he's actually real, kindly remove him from said existence before he discovers the human female. If he does discover that there are real females, evolution is proper fucked.

[TheSkunkrocker]

He's dead. He's BEEN dead. For a while now.

[DrolKeegEht]

*Did not do the research*

[TheSkunkrocker]

Just saying... he's dead.

[ElrondHubbard54]

Shit, really?

Wow.

[zzyzx0788]

"And where the hell is all my cancer?"

Lol that part fuckin cracked me up

[charmanderareburn]

Have you guys done his Super Mario rpgs review yet?

[p3ngu1n48]

retsupurae

make more videos with navgtr

i love diabetus's bill clinton jokes

[Mank25]

You are STUPID!!

[Microfoot]

1:40 Star Trek?

[cgooshaw]

Destruction is their creaton. Beautiful, isn't it?

[eatkeniii]

In the case of navigtr yes that guy is cluesless about games

[AlbertWesker47]

Hey I have an idea, shut up.

[eatkeniii]

excuse me for voicing my opinion lol. BTW Xenogears is my fave RPG on the PSX

[eatkeniii]

I realized that after my initial post hence my second post.

PS: How did you know about my Aspberger's? LOL

[AlbertWesker47]

It's everywhere.

[eatkeniii]

true

PS ATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT! Omea wa mo shinderu.

[AlbertWesker47]

English please.

[AlbertWesker47]

Sorry, I'm not an anime fan.

[eatkeniii]

ah never mind then

[LewizX90]

@AlbertWesker47 I have Autism -_-...

[AlbertWesker47]

@LewizX90 I hate to do this but...

>implying I care

[PTp1ranha]

@AlbertWesker47 Whoa whoa, let's not jump to autism as an insult here.

[chosentonessournotes]

@PTp1ranha Whoa whoa, let's not jump to replying to a two year old comment here.

[eatkeniii]

Secondly i have a suggestion for you, Wesker. Stay Dead!

[Quadunit404]

I request that you ridicule navgtr's Earthworm Jim 2 video next.

Yes, he still spoils major plot elements, claims that all the things that were done before are new, and give a useless walkthrough in his "review".

[4evervids4you]

Oh yes

Please do this, guys

[zeldajunkielol2]

I lol'd

[seijuruhiko]

its only illegal if u get caught.

[AkatsukiMinion]

It is illegal.

[SkyPrower]

You know what you ought to do sometime?

You ought to have a "lightning-round" video where one person says games and the other says a Bill Clinton joke related to the game.

[Reigam4]

THIS IS INSULTING !

[OneWithTheNight]

Heheheh, more Bill Clinton jokes.

So uh... who is that woman anyway? >.>

[JodaSFU]

I don't believe he was paid for this.. fucking eh

[silverknight727]

Fuckin lost it at the Clinton joke. god, I love this game.

[ShadowZidane4]

Im now waiting for gaming in the Obama years

[DarthSuck]

@ShadowZidane4 Navgtr is dead so better keep waiting

[nitemaric]

@DarthSuck nyah he is?

[rickhh1]

@ShadowZidane4 what about gaming in the W years?

[EdmacZ]

@ShadowZidane4

What? No Gaming in the Bush II years?

[ShadowZidane4]

@EdmacZ Im sorry I clearly forgot about The Bush ll  years

please forgive me for my stupidity

[Freezingred2]

@ShadowZidane4

What about gaming in the Dubya Bush years?

[Cheetah1251]

@ShadowZidane4

"If you don't like DKC Returns, then you are a DORK!!"

[EponymousKid]

@ShadowZidane4 Someone actually has started a series called that, believe it or not.

[Cheetah1251]

@EponymousKid

Pics or it didn't happen.

Send me the link.

[EponymousKid]

@Cheetah1251 /watch?v=c7HTQFRPqd0

There's a few others, I found them searching for more Gaming in the Clinton Years vids.

[notyoursavior78]

@EponymousKid

That's funny. His outro though wasn't long enough. Great content like that shoulda been backed by a few groups at least :)

[ShadowZidane4]

@EponymousKid .... Thats it im rage quitting this world

[KingChing]

How about a monkey pissing on her

LOL

[KingChing]

Navigtr loves MGS4

[MexicanoCholo13]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!! Bill Clinton. xD

[vigteo1]

thats a nice you know wat

[Digitalinsanity111]

I'll show you something thats well tall LOL

[megamike15]

I hate when he reviews rpg's he bashes them for no reason.

[DarkLink9393]

Not all the time. Sometimes, he can't make up his retarded mind. Watch his two Earthbound reviews (one's a regular review and the other is tips on how to beat the final boss). You'll see exactly what I'm talking about.

[megamike15]

you mean how in the review where he says the game is good yet in the tips reveiw he says you'll never finish it because it's boring.

[DarkLink9393]

Yeah.

[Thyroidone]

oh well

[notyoursavior78]

This guy doesn't like RPGs I take it eh?

[br1ck4br4ck]

hmm, i dunno, not enough breast cancer and piss for my taste

[PankeymanProductions]

This game sucks because there's too much gameplay and not enough cutscenes! (seriously, what the fuck does he play video-games for?)

[UZworm]

Interestingly, XenoSAGA was just the opposite, so he probably loves that one.

[RedTrack]

You guys are just plain AWESOME!

[Impossible3144]

What was the Clinton joke? For some reason, I just keep listening to the last couple of words and not getting it.

[darkchiron]

"I'll show you something that's Weltall".

The robot Fei drives in the game is named Weltall.

It was a penis joke.

[Impossible3144]

Thanks, haven't played Xenogears. That makes sense. >_> Nice clarification on what the joke actually is, too, just in case someone still couldn't get it.

[TODhaseo]

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN...

hahahaha XDDDD i cant stop laughing at that part

[Mashirafen]

It should've been 'That's a gorgeous you-know-what.'

[Aginor27]

last game of the day

how many games did navigatr used to review in a day

[Shadic23]

Prolly about 500...fuck if I know

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

I just watched some of his videos, and he's fucking obsessed with The Mask.

Or maybe we were all like that in the '90s, I can't remember.

[clayren]

Here's a challenge: give that woman with the back loaded anvils ass cancer.

[Dokupenda]

I wanna spank your ass and call you Robbie.

[JoshF]

NAV-GTR would say "buttery bumbum" not ass.

[ExplodingBunnies]

The delayed reaction to the Clinton line is priceless.

[Crysinth]

God, the Bill Clinton joke at the beginning. Awesome. I laughed, haha.

[neoboman]

If you had waited six more days, you would've posted this on Xenogears ten year anniversary. Having said that, I'm glad there's someone to review games I played ten years ago.

[AstonishingAce]

Bill Clinton was the best president ever.

[MikailCaboose]

"Once you start a conversation, you can't end it." ...don't almost all games do that?

[WolverineSymbiote]

is he pushing the right button because otherwise of course you can not end the conversation

[Actizn]

Which I don't get.

He complains about the fighting, and he complains about the talking to people.

What is he playing the damn game for? The cutscenes?

[DubyaTeeEff]

Probably because he thinks being 30+ years of age means he has an opinion.

e.g., MY FIRST GAME WAS PONG AND FROM THAT POINT I NEVER LEFT THE GAMING REALM SO THAT MEANS I HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE THAN YOU

[Mysterious0Bob]

Pong wasn't innovative at all. Where are all the cutscenes? And where are the silicon rendered graphics like those used in the hit motion picture The Mask™?

[blackkakari]

@Mysterious0Bob How did you type the little "Trade Mark" symbol? Are you Jesus? Because I don't see any other way of that being possible.

[robotzrus]

Yes, he plays games for cutscenes. He hates games.

[phonnix]

Stop working so hard on these videos, you'll give yourselves strokes. Probably multiple strokes.

[Holhander]

you guys hit the jackpot with this guy!!!

[Actizn]

"Shoddy graphics" but he gives them a B?

[Actizn]

Scratch that, I can't read.

[Grimlore]

Have we figured out if these atrocities actually aired on anything prior to YT?

[MikeGnz]

You know....part of this makes me wonder, did he mean FF3 or FF6?

[emperor20]

We would know, if he spent the time talking about the game instead of watching anime.

[skorch82]

That's fucked up. I bet they are just throwing these reviews together based on the technology available today.

It's games from the 90's, being reviewed using the criteria from... well, much later.

[WeaselWarDance7]

Holy fucking shit I love you guys. Rock on, retsupurae!

[A6YHUTYFITTUYV7]

This game needs breast cancer! Then it'll be playable.

[Maindrian]

Wow, it feels like an indian summer of Retsupurae. Lovin' it all.

[Kolbladnirr]

check out the video's tags

[mrInternet84]

You're quick with the Clinton jokes.

[finalstarman01]

That first joke was fucking perfect.

[JoshF]

anime nav-gtr

[SamuraiFoochs]

Diabetus you magnificent son of a bitch.

[ChazDragoon]

I am amused and astounded he keeps finding a Clinton joke! XD

[TheKurtMan]

chazdragoon why the fuck are you watching these

go away dude

[ChazDragoon]

Cause they amuse me and i want to. =p

[SomethingAwfulYT]

theres no way in hell he's got a clinton joke.....shit!

[fatman50000]

The Diabetus Clinton impressions make these videos. Seriously.

[KingofSolomon]

He hated Final Fantasy VII, but he liked the game's cinematic sequences.

[Shadowdog212]

I liked how 1/4 of this review had talking and the rest had a cutscene from the game....

[wildzeromadness]

He does something right with his review of Maximum Carnage by not talking. It's just the intro cutscene and about five seconds of gameplay.

[SZF123456]

robot beep bop booop