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  • 15:33 What da fuk

  • NOVANOVANOVANOVA DID YOU KNOW YOUR ON A EPISODE OF MAD ON CARTOON NETWORK IT GOSE Like this:PUPUPUPPU WHAT DA F** MAN YOU JUST S*** ON MY TITLE CARD!

  • "If I had seen this, that guy might still have both arms!. And his balls." "I don't care, I still got the poop."

  • 6:49 Duke:SHIT!!!

  • I fucking love the opening!

  • The Poop flinging is the only thing that made me get this game:)

  • Did...did Duke say "A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush"? Oh god....this game...

  • Gimmie Dat Duke Dukem Poop.

  • i keep loving the intro

  • Nova those are condoms

  • some poopy lol

  • ONLY Nova would have an alien thing take a shit on his name XD

  • who made his intro *its really cool*

  • this episode is dedicated to me

  • Hey nova dont you think its much easier to play pc than on a tvt because your monitor is right there in your face so you can see alot better

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  • I think Nova should be committed to a nuthouse for being a fecalphilliac.

  • ...I hate when ads have to buffer...

    ...Makes me have less time to watch Nova...

  • We would really like your input on the plan duke if thats okay...

    Duke: I LOST THE POOP!

  • Support comment

  • Hot chicks

  • his ammo is 69... nuff said

  • This game was made for fucking around lol

  • Lmao nice intro

  • How are you getting steam achivemnets when you are playing Xbox?

  • @ElitePwns he playing his pc with his xbox controller

  • Nova there's crap in every single level.

  • 15 min of nova playin with poop

    Win

  • I loved this game since I played the last ones! This game is fucking awesome!

  • its good in a sucky way but its an epic game

  • i love this intro

  • 9:23 I think you slip in your poop!=D

  • That's what she said at end

  • On a scale to 1-10 (10 being the highest) I'd say this game's an 8.5

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  • What's with that intro cool

  • i used to play vid games, but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @anepicmango how did that stop you from playing games?? unless u use ur knees

  • @GamingKing23 i used to play gaames then i took an arrow to the hand then the knees

  • he has xbox controler with ps1/2/3 buttons

    i know why they didnt want to start a console war

  • i swear to god i beat duke nukem in only 16 hours on expert no joke

  • @xSlOWinREVERSEx yhea right

  • @bryyanmedeiroz i swear dude i beat games fast

  • @xSlOWinREVERSEx wow good ;D

  • @xSlOWinREVERSEx It took you that long to beat this? Wow... -_-

  • @xSlOWinREVERSEx You shouldn't really brag about that because most people beat it faster.

  • i hated this video cos it kept freezing

    arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • I gotta drop one now

  • How do 2 people suck your d*ck at the same time? Does Duke have 2 penises?

  • It's like a Mr. Hanky rescue mission. 

  • if the cycloid would eat the poop nova would me pissed off!

  • U should tryvto keep the poop for the rest of the game

  • awesomeness

  • how poop batman

  • u know u can drink water and wash ur hands

  • Lol its 9-Ball dumbass.

  • Wow waaaaayyyyyy to much fun with crap

  • how do you edit your profile pic

  • Please play Phineas and Ferb the 2nd Dimension with sp00n, kootra or any of your friends?

    It may seem like a kiddy game, but who really gives a shit?

  • So, this is Blind playthrough?

  • @kimimarok1 YEs

  • CAN U DO MULTIPLAYER WITH SP00N PLEASE DUKE NUKEM FOREVR

  • idk about the rest of you but i thought the game was pretty badass

  • is the poop still with me? XD

  • @MassEffectFTW i want to

     know..is the poop still warm lol

  • pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooop

  • ROFL I DIDN'T KNOW I CAN TAKE POOP IN FIRST LEVEL XD

  • hey guys i got poop

    soldier: look at the size of that mother fucker

    6:40

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  • SOUNDS SOOOO WRONG! 15:35

  • @Wolf88855 Yeah...there's a lot of that in this game. Pretty much the WHOLE game.

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  • Let the feces throwing begin its funny cuz ur weird looking creature shits on your uberhaxornova sign

  • nova is awesome plus i just got the game on ps3

  • 69 ammo

  • nova ure so disgustig-popener

  • I still cant get over the "UberHaxorNova Entrance" lol PRICELESS!

  • Dude, I played the original Duke Nukem with my sister when I was like 5. Along with Metal Gear Solid. And this game is still pretty awesome compared to the original one.

  • @zain552 Let haters be haters, because without 'em, Thre wouldn't be any.. " Likers " If that's the correct terminology for it..

  • The dislike barrel size is size of Justin Bieber's penis

  • @SGSMonster Barrel ? Penis?!?!?!??!!?!

  • @Randym32898 Sorry about my bad english im from czech republic and i ment that red thing

  • @SGSMonster Lol, i wasn't trying to insult you, i said Barrel because i thought you meant a barrel and penis as in What penis ?

  • @SGSMonster pfffft u mean the depth of his vagina :D

  • the only cool thig about this game? cycloids, yes exactly

  • nice intro

  • duke nukem forever was the biggest video game dissapointment evarz! the graphics sucked (dont say its nostalgia thats an excuse) the multiplayer is laggy and suckish, in fact the only gud thing isthatthe game has duke! who is awesome

  • @katnj822

    What the fuck are you talking about, the graphics are fine.

  • @katnj822 Because graphics mean everything

  • 14:51 "I know for a fact that there's probably an achievement for getting all of the balls in"

  • OMG!!!! he didn't wash his hands..

  • I love how he throws poop for like 5 minutes lmfao

  • "A tird in the hand is worth two in a bush"

  • that poop segment fuckin ROCKED! xDD I haven't laughed that hard at a video in fuckin' forever xDD

  • @zain552 idk why that person wouldn't want this guy commentating. I mean, MY GOD, he's fucking hilarious lol xD . Makes me cry sometimes :P

  • This is awesome

  • press F13 and lol :)

  • @AdzzaOnlySnipez im on a laptop so i don't have one

  • @The1andonlyA13C theres no F13 at all

  • how to you put in a code

  • Duke Nukem Forever is the most underrated game ever.

  • heh wouldent it be an ironic easter egg if the turd was an instint killon contact

  • @ 06:39

    Nova: hey everybody i got poop!

    Random guy: oh man, look at the size of that thing!

  • U don't have time to play with ur balls.

  • 4:02 "I lost the poop!"

  • Nova enjoyed flinging the poop way to much

  • I love the intro with the wierd animal it always makes me laugh.

  • You should have made "when shit hits the fan" literal haha. There were fans in the room with the whiteboard.

  • duke u have no time to play with your balls LOLOLOLOL

  • so did you get the chievo "turd burglar"?

  • i asked my dad if i can get this game and you know what he said?

    " WHAT THE FUCK IS A DUKE NUKEM! YOU PLAYIN WITH SHIT NOW!"

  • also i think i laughed so hard at the poop

  • I like this game, i laugh so hard at what duke says, so i bought it and i wasnt dissapointed

  • cool duke nukem lol trop marran qunt tu prends le caca et que tu l envoie partout

  • to make this more immature when you pick up ammo for the devestator the ammo count says 69

  • lol the girls gave duke a blowjob

  • EWW, POOPIE! EPIC VIDS NOVA, YOU ROCK! xD

  • @Grain4Life lol watching :)

  • @tristananvilcaster Cool :)

  • @tristananvilcaster I Like When He Picks Up The Poop And Called The Lady Skanks XD

  • @Grain4Life lol i gtg in a sec bro

  • @tristananvilcaster you arent going now lol

  • @tristananvilcaster You there? XD

  • I love how you can interact with most things in this game :)

  • POOPIE, POOPIE, EVERYBODY LOVES THE POOOPIEEEEE... lol wtf have i just said

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  • Fan: Hey duKE

    Nova: FUCK

  • Duke Nukem has the most jizzmatic voice in any video game.

  • is thhat it i got the shit again.....fuck u! lol u funny

  • episode 1: throwing shit and playing with balls

  • WTF

  • thats gross

    

  • @twatonastick999 its a commentary get over it. go watch someone else. the rest of us will in enjoy the vid good day sir

  • u can see a nut in the crap

  • this is hilarious

    POOOOOOOP

  • this is hilarious

  • This actually happened: So I paused this video so it could load in the mean time I went over to my freezer and got a big bowl of chocolate ice cream I came back and sat down... I know regret my decision to grab some ice cream...

  • The controller is like an x-box mixed wiht a Playstation controller xD

  • @wilchen551 no lols its just an xbox controller with custom paint and diffrent letters

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  • Oh my gosh that's hilarious!

  • disgusting game after 3:00 

  • it's not pool it's billiards it different

  • there's corn in that shit....

  • good name for achievment for trowing poop : eat shit and die

  • did anyone else notice that when nova picked up the ammo it gave him 69? lol

  • Kootra was within the poop... Brownnn

  • is there an acheicment for hittin him with the poop?

  • Lol, I thought the remote was the poop! XD If it was, nova would have laughed his ass off

  • :)

    :)

    :)

  • you can cherish a childs laughter if you just throw your poo around :)

  • lol i was eating when he picked up the poop :/ i luv james (no homo) XD

  • i dont know how these duke nukem videos are not blocked by youtube...BUT I LIKE THE FACT THAT THEY DONT:D

  • Nova really likes poop. 

  • @coder49 no its actually called turd burglar

  • NOVA:EVERY BODY I GOT POOP!

    Soldier:LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

    Nova: *a few secs later* OH NO MY POOP!

  • 8:54 Trust Nova to recognize poop from a distance XD

  • Lol this is hilarious.

  • That's awesome the albums full house!!! Lol!!!

  • Achievement Unlocked! Shit Flinger

  • @6478KXYZ Wasn't it called turd burger? Something like that.

  • @rjbenner3

    How do you not know how to construct a proper sentence?

    I wasn't much of a gamer when I was little. Was too poor to play the latest games and stuff you know? Only had my N64, Mario Cart 64, Donkey Kong, and Banjo and Kazooi for the consul. There are probably hundred of famous video game characters I don't know about, and I'll ask who they are too.

  • Basically Nova is Saying, to not over hype the shit out of stuff or else you'll get cock blocked.

  • Awesome and friggin' hilarious

  • @codfan55

    ur boring  go hate somewhere else!

  • 11:05 The letters on the buttons spell out Duke lawlz

  • Immature game with immature narrator... Now I need tissues with lotion! :)

  • @ProEuropeanGamer  groos