CLOSE YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT

[fumpsee]

this is a joke right?

[YOUNGDON72]

SO BASICALLY.....CIA ARE FUCKING PEDOS

[Project1618]

I don't have facebook but this isn't because i'm paranoid. It's because when you look at it, facebook is a life comparison website. Everybody is literally competing to portray the best life. Anything people display to others is basically saying "look how awesome my life is", and when they see other people's pages it's all jealousy and backbiting

[hevy99]

@Project1618 i closed my WASTEBOOK for the second time never to go back. I always knew it was something like this. I have nothing to hide but the way i see it, we have enough cameras up our asses already. I refuse to install one myself and give them a free shot! BIG BROTHER WITH A SMILE! They wanna look up my culo? I make em get out the rubber gloves! :( +++

[Youtub95ah]

Illumnati

[zoeyjusko]

I know this is an Onion parody. But honestly, you can't believe what people say on facebook. I know a guy who's 50, pretends to be 30, and uses a 20-year-old picture of himself. He's not trying to get dates, he's just hanging out with some gaming geeks and doesn't want them to know he's an old fart. This is why I don't have an account and don't want one.

[bighead0011]

lol the onion rocks..

[zoeyjusko]

How much of what people say about themselves on facebook is really true? A lot of people lie on there. People can make up names and tell all kinds of stories about themselves and the fabulous places they visit. I just don't think facebook is a very reliable source of information.

[xKillerClownx]

@zoeyjusko From a governmental or tracking perspective it's much more revealing/reliable than you really may think. More people put facts and correct information up than those that don't, I'd guess by a long shot.

[deathpunx28]

What I find more messed up is that that now we do know that facebook is being used to spy on us, many of us wn't give a shit and they knew that and took advantage of it. not only that they publicize facebook so that eventually, they could use social pressure into using it so eventually it would be a normal thing. even sadder is that its working.

[89itstime]

They slip the truth into shows and cartoons that ppl don't take seriously so that wen u finally hear someone talk about it you won't take them seriously IGNORANCE IS BLISS PEOPLE AS A WHOLE= DUMB

BUT THE PERSON = SMART... THINK FOR YOURSELVES ppl wake the fuck up

[89itstime]

If u don't get y u should delete ur Facebook watch da video again and this time use ur brain moron

[todaysname]

Its satire but very sadly some people think its real and start typing Paranoia poo poo.

Most americans think barack obama is a Muslim, thankfully they are not in control of the armed forces.

[Aleksandar998]

FACEBOOK TIME !!

[TaraMittentag]

Some of the comments they are making makes it obvious this is fake.

[Lewy23roblox]

don't get y have 2 close fb

[Lewy23roblox]

what???

[sipentagono]

por favor alguien que tradusca !!!

[IrieDupStep]

lol, nice troll

[ruhez]

that blonde presentor is gorgous

[eth230]

Onion News people,but sometime I wonder who finances them,follow the money

[xVazqueZxx]

Hahaha To all those people that are believing this you shouldnt because ONION NEWS is a fake newscast that makes fun of things

[redofspades]

Keep acting like your gonna do something about it by putting it on the news,bunch of douchebags,I'm so tired of all these corporate and political hypocrits too,might as well say,''you know what?We want to fuck the world','what's the difference nowdays anyway.

[taazii]

lmfao see twiter sux lol

[tinie15]

How long will it be before you people learn to identify the Onion videos? It's right there on the bottom of the screen to your right. When you see this, it's the bloody Onion. It's satire! *I don't want to live on this planet anymore*

[cartOOnman805]

I got an Idea.....self generating Dis-Info-FB-bot FB only works for the cia if the things you are posting are true.....  It's called Counter-Intelligence

[casperado666]

where is this from?

[NativePrairieWolf]

Only IDIOTS would sign up for FB and give them even one piece of valid personal information!

If you HAVE to have a stupid FB acct, you get a disposable hotmail email address to "verify" your email, and you get a disposable trakphone or similar and use that for the phone # verification they NOW require to activate an account.

Your personal info is worth about $4 to FB from what Ive read, screw FB

[MissTeenPregnancy]

@NativePrairieWolf so you are taking the above video seriously ?

[richiefranklin76]

Why is this on the onion as humor?

This is more truth than Faux News and MSNBC have broadcasted in the history of their networks

[andybfc2]

pmsl!... "that's how they got my brother"

[ytrewq089]

wait... when are useful bits of datum ever transmited on facebook?

[weirdlectures]

I love The Onion.

[JanFromCan]

This just looks like over-exagerated acting to me.

[Landrew120880]

How many times did they rehearse this? Every response is clearly scripted.

[mQtek]

@Landrew120880 LOL you're a fucking idiot.

[Landrew120880]

@mQtek Well, it dies seem that way. Doesn't mean there is no credence to this vid.

[mQtek]

@Landrew120880 lol

[AnytimeNigguh]

HAHAHAHAHA THAT NIGGAS A CIA AGENT HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[AnytimeNigguh]

GLAD I AINT GOT A FACEBOOK YOUNG NIGGA WITH A OLD SOUL SO THESE BITCHES LOVE IT, BUST OFF A FEW ROUNDS IN PUBLIC, BUT THATS JUST HOW I DOES IT

[MrMetalhead0124]

misinformation is a wonderful tool, now learn how to use it!

[toxicdude07]

they don't monitor everyone duh but they do use it if necessary on specific individuals...they'd be dumb not too if theres information they could use right?anyways id be more worried about the local killer/rapsit/gangbanger/enemy who is creepingly monitoring you...there could be one jerking his beans to your profile pic right now, tryna find out where you live,the message is simple never post intermate details on the internet PERIOD,or i might just find you muhahaha!!! 

[thanos660]

we have the power switch of the damn thing

[SakuraAvalon]

You'd think people'd get this is a joke when they called Mark, "Overlord". That and the fact that the CIA would let people know.

[TazRulesNY]

This is the onion, they are like the online version of saturday night live.

[cjsolx]

Guys.. No shit it's fake. It's a parody. But it's an effective one that teaches you the possibilities of government surveillance. I'm not convinced that the CIA monitors my facebook, but it's true, everything they said up there is possible, and even likely in some situations.

[sweetasflip]

@cjsolx they don't monitor anyone's facebook unless its on there interest. its a "dream come true" for them

[Kr0n1k4Lyfe]

lol this is satire.... I think LOL

[xak999]

WHAT A CROCK! A totally fabricated EVEYTHING. It's not CNN, the logo clearly shows an NN but the C is so obscured it's too easy to spot. No one, and I mean NO ONE in a position to be on a panel like that OR the 'hostess' would EVER say some of the things they did. I wouldn't put it past them to use Facebook for spywork and have never and will never have an account on it, but this is 'gilding the lily' to the highest order. To think some people would by this is outrageous.

[MrsJunebug17]

@xak999 Does no-one honestly know what The Onion is?! It's a satire website and newspaper. Satire is sarcasm for those of you who don't know that either.

[popsicles2]

@xak999 obviously the onion has done it's job. you're a fucking tard.

[DerekShiller]

And yet not so far from the truth... just heard the FBI investigates comments with words such as Homeland Security, hacking, bomb... the list is fucking huge.

[toxicdude07]

@DerekShiller THEY'RE NOW MONITORING YOU xD

[genobahamut1337]

If Face Book was run by the CIA then they wouldn't be admitting it. Also, these people are acting too fake, especially with that line at the end. Uploader, if you believe this, shame on you. If you're just going along with the satire, then shame on you for that, too, I guess.

[Mekazoic]

it's funny because it's true

[BassMakesPaste]

Wow. People.

This is fake.

How do you not see this?

[marinelife411]

The funny thing is that what IF people use fake names, fake photos, fake everything, how are you going to find out. Like I have been telling relatives and friends, NEVER use real information online, how are others ever going to find out if it's fake or not. HA!

[aFrantasia]

This stupid fuck on my facebook homepage posted it and thought this was real. He's not going to be on my facebook homepage again...

[littleneddygoestowar]

I love the Onion

[Halfstar3]

Brilliant -- and true.

[angellinegirl]

LOL!

[pspking597]

Doesn't anyone see the onion news icon? ITS FAKE.

[HeyGuy94]

wtf

[aaronfromhastings]

You can be fairly sure the CIA love this video. Makes the idea that they would use fb amusing. They do and it is not.

[Suhaylasu]

This is a joke right!???! its a promotional thing for wanabee ?????!!!!!!??? well they certainly seem to be taking the mick !

[fResHB0T]

This is obviously a joke. "Magical Air - Strike turns 18 civilians into insurgents." Seriously? LOLOLOL.

[chocolategravy1]

you all see the onion pic next to the NN in the name thats the onions logo and just in case you have been under a rock that is huge comedy news show.

[midlitt]

trololololol

[12triggerman]

MMORPG"S ARE BETTER

[BlakGlasses]

It really stumps me that humans are so fucking stupid to NOT pick up on such easy thrown out comedy. The Sports Center intro, the obvious overly emphasized sarcastic wording and the end which is extremely mocking of how society is w social networks. Even w this oozing w comedy, it's still taken literally. Dumb fucks believe ANYTHING! Just laugh and enjoy and shut the fuck up.

[SX1995able]

I hve a Facebook, but I don`t post shit, other than to comment on someone else`s shit. I never post personal shit of my own.

[sethakus]

@SX1995able they can still track your ip

[dopilus]

i honestly doubt ANY terrorist(s) that poses a threat to ANYONE puts their information up on FaceBook...ridiculous

[sal1027]

is this for real ??? is seems like a joke

[0Ruzena0]

ONION YOU MUPPETS!!!!!!!!!!!

[ahitlerchannel]

The onion :)

[Mr123prisonbadboy]

wait wait wait a Chinese site that is called wanbee and it wants you to post U.S state secret ok who else sees anything wrong with that i mean seriously probably a government controlled website and there want to know state secrets about the U.S

[opiator420]

2 million views.. wish they were spent on ZEITGEIST moving forward

[AgainstTheWicked]

@opiator420 wish they were spent on zeitgeist refuted so people could realise that those films are nothing but propoganda pieces meant to decieve.

/watch?v=1hgX6w4U-2o

/watch?v=Hbvfqa_mzLw&feature=r­elated

[blkcpdconure]

I wanna know how many people deleted their FB profile after watching this? I now know onions can make you tear up on the internet. But it's tears of laughter.

[TheDebtisslavery]

@blkcpdconure what if you just weren't so honest with the information you put on facebook whats the harm?

[blkcpdconure]

@TheDebtisslavery This isn't a real news story. It is a joke.

[XgraveZ]

the cia are stalkers...

[AaronKILLUMINATI]

Smell them ? Wtf weirdo lady

[Therewatchinu462]

That's how they got my brother lol

[2tur]

Typical western media garbage.

[popsicles2]

@2tur IT. IS. A. PARODY. NEWS. WEBSITE.

[UnowMe00]

@popsicles2 its parodically produced, as all onion news is, but they point at a very real phenomenon and intelligence asset.

[sparklord66]

It's the ONION you fools!

[MamaLayaMusic]

Yah, looks way overly-produced. FOX NEWS written all over it.

[sparklord66]

@MamaLayaMusic  ever heard of the Onion? look it up.

[jonathanthegreat2257]

blahahaha

[darkdetectivelives]

If this wasn't so true it would be funny. Orwell couldn't even dream up this garbage. How can thinking inteligent people willingly put their life on the net for anyone to use ? What happened to fostering real interactive life personally? We truly now live in a cloud. The sheeple have been culled and are waiting to be sheared.

[PeskyVarmt]

I gotta pull this on my friends.  lmao

[CanIbeWithThee]

Funny, but often truth is said in jest.

[crossedmymind2]

Canadian RCMP use Facebook to find and arrest people for real. You're naive and gullible if you think facebook is private and is not monitored by one authority or another. Love the Onion - their Man shaking syndrome video is totally hilarious a must see for sure.

[TheMisfitable]

operation Farmville LMAO

[gracelove2]

this is hilarious.

[iLLEAGLE6]

fucking brilliant...hahahahaha Jersey Shore is on!!! Turn On, Tune In, and Drop Out dumb muthafuckas...

[TheSpazModic]

Funny and facetious, but we all know that there's some truth to this.

[OiaGrace2010]

okayy so they suggest we close down facebook accounts but they just find it so awesome that they have one O.o confusion here!

[urcritic]

"I am of course a big fan of any social networking site. It allows me to interact with my fans without having to see, hear or smell them" - LOL!

I realise this is of course a joke, but the first part of this clip is so true. I can not believe the amount of personal information people are willing to divulge to Facebook. You don't necessarily have to be paranoid about the CIA, but no system can claim to be 100% secure. You cannot guarantee it won't ever be compromised.

[OrianaQuandreaTv]

I Knew It!!!! Fuckin' Sneaks!!!! Well Deletion Time!!!

[cowskater5]

haha this is funny. good thing i only use myspace

[Themrgameman77]

1:27 Fat lady!!! Lols

[WirelessTortureDevi]

Facebook is a shit website. I hated it with a passion.

[MrDodgyHingst]

It's THE ONION. They are the Mad Magazine of current affairs.

[Iamgodsarmy]

Lol

[moonberry2000]

the point is right but these are actors.

[elijahlucian]

this is a joke dumbasses.

[1freesoul2another]

This is obviously fake

[Maxyshadow]

So funny thanks!

[LordCragisVII]

1:36 proves it's The Onion.

also ''that's how they got my brother'' and ''the people that use that site are people no one would mind seeing bombed anyway'' :')

[8902654]

@LordCragisVII Funny

[sedschro]

the overlord LOL

[gotrunkfrench]

bien sur c'est pour espionné!les reseaux telephonique en france on gueuler a ce sujet et on vite fermer leur gueule! comme sa la cia et les servive secret seron que c'est mieux un francais qui travail que de cherchais pourquoi prefere t'il achetais chinois! sarkozy l'israélien j'aispere au mois de juin que l'on va sortir la guillotine ou qu'il sera bien juger! ;)

[whathefuck888]

Meiriceánaigh dia tá fucking sin balbh

[MrJabbajabbajabba]

is this real?

[FantasmaBAnco]

@MrJabbajabbajabba No. It's The Onion... a news satire site.

[skdnadkfn]

"It allows me to interact with my fans without having to see, hear or smell them"...

[Hershey]

LOL@all the idiots on here who don't realize that this is satire.

[RonMDavies]

Given that the USA population is scared to death of their own shadows (just the way their government would like to keep it) In real countries, we don't fear leadership near as much.

[FantasmaBAnco]

Oh ffs... you do realise that this is a spoof news story by the Onion, don't you?

[lunadogwoof]

@FantasmaBAnco Sorry I'm European. This is a joke, right?

[FantasmaBAnco]

@lunadogwoof Absolutely... Google "The Onion" and then look at the Wikipedia entry.

[nafism6969]

just another tool for the Bankers and Royal family Elites to own everyone.

the kids today r so fucking dumb, holy shit.

[adordunio1]

And remember! As HST one said, "There is no such thing as paranoia!"

[theAbeElement]

'that's how they got my brother', hahaha!

[veganprincess01]

lol.. guess im a smart one.. never had one

[fAKEklipz]

onion news you kiwis :D

[EliteDarkMage]

I think the person who uploaded this video doesn't know it's a joke. But still scary...

[1965ace]

My wife made Facebook accounts for each of our 6 cats. I have often suspected them of being double agents....

[blazeinboarder420]

lol she wants to "Interact with her fans" without having to See hear or Smell them, of all things... lmao.

what a dumb bitch

[FantasmaBAnco]

@blazeinboarder420 Duh! It's a joke... haven't you ever heard of The Onion? Google it, and look at the wiki on it.

You mean to say that you heard those comments about "the more state secrets you sell, the more points you score" and thought this was a serious news story?

[smokersdyeyounger]

LOL at all the people who think this is an actual news report.

[jehcrazyjehcmy]

@smokersdyeyounger I know fucking retards

[asecamp]

@smokersdyeyounger dude why would you say that? ruing all the fun

[Achisachis73]

@smokersdyeyounger Ridicule is one of the best ways to make some truth lose credibility. These guys are doing a good job at it. You really think that the agencies are not looking for key words in FB and trying to jail "free thinkers" in the name of Patriot Act? NDAA? It is a perfect system of deception.

[BlackEskimos]

already did

[Wnivre]

I thought this was something serious, someone really suggesting that that we close our accounts,,,,,, then Brooke Alvarez came on the screen..

[youusedmyname]

False information is golden :)

[WirelessTortureDevi]

I don't have a fecesbook page fecesbook is shit website in my opinion.

[FantasmaBAnco]

@WirelessTortureDevi Meth is a hellava drug, isn't it WTD?

[WirelessTortureDevi]

@FantasmaBAnco I do not do meth. My videos are not made up the ones doing this need to be found and terminated in a bad way.

[FantasmaBAnco]

@WirelessTortureDevi So you're just *naturally* paranoid and delusional then?

[WirelessTortureDevi]

@FantasmaBAnco No I am kind of a paranoid person yes. But this is not made up stuff and rude comments are not very well appreciated. These suckers need to be found and terminated in a really bad bad way. N U C L E A R - B O M B

[FantasmaBAnco]

@WirelessTortureDevi I call it as I see it, Devi. You expect us to believe that "a terrible wireless device they can read peoples minds/thoughts with" exists, yet you offer no proof and then go on to make further claims on no evidence.

Sounds like paranoia and delusion to me... and if it's not drug induced, then you're probably a nutbag. Have fun with that.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

[WirelessTortureDevi]

@FantasmaBAnco Well everyone is entitled to their opinion. I figure with billions of people in the world that someday I will run across someone good that can get rid of these scum bags from off the earth. You know its hard to prove because when I try to film my google search they put pictures up of what I am thinking and no one else(audience) sees what i am thinking in my mind. I will try to make a google search video but every time i do they screw me because they don't want me proving it. NFJ

[FantasmaBAnco]

@WirelessTortureDevi Go to your doctor and get a referral to a psychologist. What you are describing is suggestive of a mental illness.

[WirelessTortureDevi]

@FantasmaBAnco This is much more serious than that. it is to bad you would pass such a serious threat to humanity of as a mental illness but ok. Just watch yourself its not a joke they are terrible people who have this device or devices hat do this to people.

[FantasmaBAnco]

@WirelessTortureDevi No... it's all in your head Devi. No-one can read minds. It's as simple as that. Stop believing in bullshit, and get your mental illness treated. I assure you... your quality of life will improve dramatically.

[Carolyn665]

@FantasmaBAnco I can read minds...Fortunately, I like reading short stories.

[FantasmaBAnco]

@Carolyn665 huh?

[theroyalgrapefruit]

Your facebook profile will help much to complet the governments profile of you!

[jrrcor]

Or smell them?  ;)

[XxGLiiTcH3zZxX]

Wow when they said mark zuckerberg was a CIA agent I stopped believing

[FantasmaBAnco]

@XxGLiiTcH3zZxX So you should... because it's satire.

[dictionarytables]

haha, Onion.

[TheMaslead]

yo its like a joke but not really though...

[MrWehavecookies]

its funny when the reality and the parody of something are the same thing

[gamegenie11]

Best way to hide the truth....In plain sight.

[FantasmaBAnco]

@gamegenie11 No... best way to get a point across while confusing a lot of dumbshits is to make it satire.

[ImSecretlyANinjaShh]

Guys this is fake this is one of the onion's videos as you can see the symbol

[UGKcrazyskillz]

FUCK YOU CIA

SPYING FAGS :")

[GamingWidescreen]

I LOVE ONN!!! lol



[djlouie100]

you and the cia.

[djlouie100]

its shit and die lol