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  • all counties in ireland are irish a piece of paper does not make the six counties british

  • Thanks to everybody for proving that 50% of people are more stupid than average.

  • I love this! xx

  • I don't think Derek would appreciate the 'Irish' in the title.

  • "When thieving bastards get their heads stomped in" XD this made me lol in real.

  • @louietheduke "stoved in" - prot slang it is. Caths would say "shovelled in" in the same context, Hope this helps.

    Like the "an' don't be going near the post office, I'm g'ing there nex" bit too.

  • Derek, these fellas fancy robbing the bank. LIKE FOCK THEY DO!

  • @yippitydodah

    ...and the Pope can suck my fecking stump, tew, while I am at it.... : )

    Glasgie Rangers are a bit nutty, aren't they. They do that, don't they do?

  • last 5 seconds were the best xDDD

  • The fuck you mean 3% commision, laughed my ass off there

  • Brilliant, just so funny. Reminds me a bit of Harry Enfield's character William Ulsterman. Love the Northern Ireland accent.

  • That was awesome. Hope they got to Magaluf ok ;)

  • Northern Ireland is in the UK along with England, Scotland, Wales.

    Great Britain is an Island with three countries

    Ireland is an Island with two countries

    End of, enjoy the clip.

    x

  • @mirwin931 you forgot Cornwall .

  • @blobby1972 Cornwall is a unitary authority and ceremonial county of England, within the United Kingdom. That's from wikipedia haha. I think it has it's own seperate council but is directly governed from London.

  • @mirwin931 "O" well if wikipedia said it .well it must be true. ;)

  • @blobby1972 haha I'm not sure, they usually are x

  • @mirwin931 your a sad prat! lol Irish is irish, north south east or west!

  • my a sad prat? You're a prat for shit grammar. Irish cleary isn't that when I'm from the north of the island and I'm British you fucking smarty pants

  • scotland is in britain and their scottish, so your Irish, or northern Irish. As for me I too live in Northern Ireland and im Irish, have an Irish passport. My ancestors have lived hear for thousands of years, before the English were ever near hear. My grandmother was alive before northern Ireland even existed. Yes you may call yourself British as you see that as your identity, and your ancestors more than likely came from Scotland or England, but its wrong to label native Irish British.

  • Respond to this video... as for ulster, it is an ancient Irish province alongside munster, leinster and connaght. It includes Cavan, Donegal, and Monaghan. Donegal is the Northernmost part of Ireland. Yet unionists call themselves proud northern Irish Ulstermen, I find this comical and ironic as Ulster was named and formed by Irish. If the chinese invaded Britain, would you call yourself Chinese? No im sure you would call yourself British yet respect that the Chinese living there call

  • themselves Chinese. So it is not so straightforward as you make it. If we understand each others culture and ancestry we should accept that there are British who live in northern Ireland and are entitled to call themselves British, as there are also Irish who live here and are just as entitled to call themselves Irish. Isn't that what the good friday agreement was all about? So you may be British, as your forefathers were more than likely planters, but I am 100% Irish.

  • @damienbrennan1

    The best explanation of culture in Northern Ireland iv seen in a long time on youtube.. Its just a pity that so many people dont get what your saying.

    The prominence of beginning scuffles on youtube is beyond my understanding. The constant jibes aimed at people are crazy and silly..

    Fair play for the explanation.. Intelligence and knowing your history and other countries history means understanding and actuall conversations can happen.. Cheers :-)

  • @jack33lyons the point @carlsunshine is making is that geographically NI is in Ireland (ie the island). That's fact! But politically, it is part of Britain (ie same laws, currency, blah, blah, blah)

  • I can hardly understand these guys with their irish dialect. :(

  • @Bstyler80 thier not real irish their northern irish that makes them british we have different accents.

  • @JordoF6 It doesn't make them British, Sir. Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom but has nothing to do with Britain.

  • @JordoF6 Tell that to the residents of the Falls Road or for that matter the most northerly town in Ireland Donegal.

  • what show is this?

  • What the FUCK you mean 3% commission!

  • thats how its done bitchs !

  • whats the show called again |?

  • @Abdulrk1 "give my head peace"

  • aharetheybyfuck xD

  • nice to see the comments are relevant.

  • Okay - u stoopid pack of arguing dumbasses, here is the definitive way to decide what the country is called. Look at your passport. If it says Irish, then your choosing to live in Ireland. If it says UK, your choosing to live in the UK. Ta-da - sorted. If you dont have a passport, ask your neighbour for his and then go get a job.

  • FAKE

  • i cant even understand him.

  • Hole In The Wall Gang RULE!!!!

  • god damn, funny as hell

  • Why're people arguing about the name of Londonderry?

  • @RedWinterHero Because they are short-sighted simple-minded people who can't see the wood for the trees, it won't make a pick of difference to the real issues. Derry was renamed Londonderry in the seventeenth century. Arguing about the name won't bring peace and reconciliation between two angry and offended communities who both believe they are right, instead you need about three generations of sustained peaceful living and unbiased justice, easily said, maybe then...

  • wow the irish accent lol you all know what i would say xD

  • @xFPSRussia What would you say??

  • @pseudonominous its epic haha lol sound so funny and epic!

  • Awrite there big FUH!!

  • Jesus Christ you guys, stop arguing and just enjoy the video. Get a life, seriously!

  • @Fullmetal132 fuck you you wee cunt

  • @carlsunshine stop arguing and enjoy the video

  • Well said mate!! People always get on their soapboxes over Youtube videos. Tossers!

  • @Fullmetal132 lmao "hey you guys stop arguing". fuck off yank who asked you don't you have some babies to kill in the desert?

  • Everyone don't listen to Carlsunshine - He's a stupid uneducated twat, who thinks he everything plus he watches Pokemon lol

  • @24jackbauer10 I would like to point out how dumb this person is

    He's a stupid uneducated twat.....which he follows which gibberish

    who thinks he everything (dunno what that means) plus he watches Pokemon (irrelevant)

    I like the way watching Oz makes you educated

  • CLEARLY SCOTTISH!!!!

  • is the woman in this sketch eddie izzard

  • ATTENTION PEOPLE---24jackbauer10 is from coleraine and therefore is a complete wanker everybody hates coleraine please tell him he is a dickhead, good night

  • @carlsunshine

    I'm not from Coleraine? I'm from Londonderry. Get your facts right dickhead.

  • @24jackbauer10 .....Get my facts right? You don't even know where you live

    I'm not from Coleraine?--Why the question mark? Is it a shock to you?

    Maybe you realised that Londonderry doesn't exist.

    Please consult a map or possibly your carer to find out where indeed you are from.

    Take care.

    Big Kiss.

  • @carlsunshine

    Look at the Northern Ireland map you dumb fucker, Londonderry is 2nd largest city in Northern Ireland you scumbag.

  • @24jackbauer10 the second largest city is Derry I don't know why you're talking about London. London is in England you big fruit

    I have a video of you having sex with a duck

  • @carlsunshine

    The real name is "London"derry you cocksucker.

  • @24jackbauer10 It's "London"derry? I've never seen a place name with quotation marks in it....why do you love them so much?

    This is sounding less and less plausible.

    When you were ten you kissed your male cousin on the tip of his penis, then ran around shouting yummy dicks yummy dicks i'd do anything for a yummy dick

  • @carlsunshine

    Attend your English classes, kid.. you're so retarded, it's funny.

  • @24jackbauer10 If you believe that thats how to use quotation marks, everybody knows you are a retard.

    You and your dad sometimes go bike riding in the hills and you get together with elderly men and rub their old balls over your face shouting oh these balls these balls need calcium and im a protestant cunt

  • @carlsunshine

    And that's why I've been saying attend your English classes, because you know off all you uneducated little fag

  • @24jackbauer10 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeegkm

  • @24jackbauer10 The real name of the city is Doire Cholmcille, if you really want to go into it.

    Translate that to English, and you get "The Oak Wood of Colmcille". I don't see any mention of London there.

    If you want to shorten the name, you get either Doire or Colmcille. I don't see any mention of London. If you want to bastardise those to sound English, you get either Derry, or Colm's Kills (or some shit). Again, no London.

    Also note, "Derry City Council"

  • @TheGreatDefective aye but kingbilly renamed it londonderry . so people call it londonderry dosent matter in irish because its not in ireland its in northernireland

  • @jmcmullan814 Are you telling me that I could rename England "Gypsyland"?

  • @jmcmullan814 Just like Northern Spain isn't in Spain you fucking dumbass

    Ireland is an island Northern Ireland is on that island

    it is in Ireland no matter if it is part of the UK or not

  • @carlsunshine I'm not arguing..but your wrong. Saying Northern Ireland is in Ireland is like saying Scotland is in England. Northern Ireland is its own separate country with its own currency and is not IN Ireland.

  • @jack33lyons you are a dumbass saying northern ireland is in ireland is like saying northern spain is in spain it's not part of the republic but it is in ireland because, Ireland is an ISLAND britain is another ISLAND seperated by a sea so while NI is part of the UK it can't be british cos that's fucking stupid

  • @carlsunshine No need for the negative comment..I'm just stating my point. And NI IS part of Britain as it is part of the British Isles. I'm sitting beside the majority of the Northern Irish people I know and they consider themselves British and that NI is British. I live in the Republic and consider NI to be a completely different country with its own set of laws its own currency, different registration plates on cars etc....

  • @jack33lyons it is a different country but its in ireland saying its not is just fucking stupid

  • @TheGreatDefective Translate Londonderry to Irish and what do you get?

  • @Flamorgan Doire Cholmcille Londain, because London is just a suffix to show domination.

  • @TheGreatDefective That is an opinion not a fact, should Irish cities now start with a German name since they now dominate Ireland?

  • Neither england r republic of ireland want the north.. Who the hell would?

  • Neither england r republic of ireland want the north.. Who the hell would?

  • @carlsunshine. As he said there is 2 football teams. Proves fuck all. Uk has 3. But we have 1 rugby team who keeps beating the shit out of england hahahahahahahaha

  • @ryanandjackpro1 u need to look up your history there wee man. The prods started the ball rolling there. Burning catholics out of their homes and driving to out on the streets. The provs banded and protected and fought back.

  • @1234oisin TROLL

  • @americanpatriot2008 u jew loving american . Did yous murder any palanstine kids today?

  •  faggot

  • @americanpariot2008 what a stupid comment u make. What are u a child

  • Democratic Right Movement, DRM. Promoting Irish Nationalism.

    Check the DRM Youtube channel for the link to the live radio broadcast with live phone in, messaging,commentry box, skype options, to contact the show while on air.

    DRM Radio Broadcasted Live On The DRM Website Every Tues And Friday From 8.30pm To 10pm. Irish Local Time.

    A defiant voice of truth, for Irish men and women who care for their people, their country, their land, their future and their children.

  • so unfunny.

  • Noh irish tall not even from the north

  • LMFAO XD this is fucking hilarious and epic

  • UP THE CELTS

    

  • Thanks a lot :-))))

  • what the fuck do you mean 3% commission,, lol

  • Please, what are his last three words? It is all so very funny, but do not get the end of his last sentence. Thanks.

  • Do a search for trousersnake "I'm the guy" on youtube. hilariously funny.

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  • @conalmcguire  no

  • its not an irish accent i dont sound like that nor do i sound like a dublin person you cant put us all down saying we all talk like that

  • Amazing how in this day and age even comments on a Comedy sketch lead to religion!! Ps any body no way u called the series?

  • Fuck and the south are a hole lot beta of who  is it that jumps the border for thier shopping the south are happy to give British shops there money now the euro has crippled the south

  • they sure not from CARCKWOOD!!!!!

  • dirty orange linfield bastard

  • retard micks

  • @Ladbrokes2810 i am from Derry i talk like this

    i am 100% irish and this is an irish accent sorry

    but its true!

  • @johnberrysmith thats a northy half brit haf irish fucked up accent we in the capitol in real iel;and do not talk like ths so sorry for ya

  • this is shitbox

  • @unanacoreta he says: 'what do you mean 3% commission?!' it's when they charge you for converting currency.

  • And if you dont want that gun shoved up your un ROFL

  • I do not understand the last sentence of the skech, anyone can write it down? it seems to be the last joke but i do not take it because of my limited english, thanks in advance.

  • lol decent sketch.

    I randomly met the "hole in the wall gang" in a bar after they performed in a local theatre one night; I was that drunk that my first priority at the bar was another pint without looking at the people sitting rite beside me; It took a friend to eventually quietly say too me: "Don't you realise who you're sitting beside?" Looked beside me, twas them lol. Nice people actually, had a BIG bouncer with them though understandably :-)

  • im from way down in south ireland in cork and i love this...relax idiots.its a comedy...grow a fucking funny bone and stick it up your ass

  • @irishtrotsky ya wa this guy said

  • What's the name of this show?

  • that has to be from that show give my head peace

  • Ah, fuck it, I'm gonna live in the fuckin' sea the by the sounds of some of these here.

  • Im a catholic from the north and see myself as Irish, but fuck southeners are so fucking annoying. Heads up their own asses, yet the republic has more poverty and crime than the north, doesnt have free health care and has a fucked up economy. Fuck up you southern yaps, whether its yapping about the northern teams being better at GAA, or yapping cus your a bunch of sheep shagging fucks, nobody gives a fuck!

  • @bazza2005

    more crime?! laughable. when was the last time you heard of a car bomb in the republic? or dissident shootings ? Fucked up economy? If billions weren't being injected into banks we'd be fine (we did have one of the highest GDP in the world only 2 years ago), N.Ireland's economy does not nor has it ever had the capacity to fund the running of N.Ireland, its heavily subsidized by the British Gov (and the Brit people are not happy about it, the majority would vote to get rid of North)

  • ahh let those down south have their whinge.....just jealous cus this sounds soooo much better than the sing-songy softly softly one they been lumbered with ...the one made famous by disney!

  • so everyone would shut the fuck up you should rename it northern ireland bank robbers!! people from the republic of ireland are so touchy when it comes to people from the north they dont classify them as irish thats why everyone is so pissed off im from the republic but it doesnt bother me its still a funny video :)

  • I live in Ireland this is a real accent

  • @rellim21

    The Irish are filth.

  • @AmericanPatriot2008 The Yanks are filth. Can't tell their own heads from their arses.

  • @Greger2k8

    The Irish like to eat shit.

  • you eat shit

  • This is a dirty, Proddy, Ulster, scumbag of an accent. Not an Irish accent. We (Irish people, and not our proddy neighbours/enemies in the north) take pride at how clear and understanding our accents are. Orange bastards!!!!

  • Northern Irish would be more correct.

  • @mastersham No more so than saying Republican Irish.

  • @burstmatress it is irish its from a northern irish comedy show

  • i reckon tim mcgarry might not agree with you

  • thats not Irish... rename your video...

  • @burstmatress the video is called irish bank robbers,da's a tim so its correct

  • @onefunkyjunky theyre not irish

  • GET UR RAT OUT (c) FYZKA

  • Fred19992010 go suck ur germans queens dick. Hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @Ballyhook

    The Irish like to eat shit...

  • I'm Irish and not Northern. They are 2 different countries. Republic of Ireland is independent, while Northern Ireland is part of the UK. They both have different accents also. They are different countries and I hate that people say any different when don't know fuck all about it. I would explain everything in a Youtube comment but there isn't enough room so just look it up if you want to know.

  • @XvXIRISHXvX what age are you, like 12? Fuck off and learn your country's history if your Irish!

  • @XvXIRISHXvX it is one countrythathas been divided.. the english are trying to do whatthey did with India when they DIVIDED THE PEOPLE BASED ON RELIGION AND CONQUERED THEM TO MAKE IT AN EASIER PLACE TO DEAL WITH... HENCE THE 1947/48 BIRTH OF PAKISTAN.. that all used to be india.. I am not Indian or Paki or Irish but do know this basic knowledge..the usa is ONE country but I am had ressed to understand peopel from the south and make fun of bostonians "special' accent.. they are still AMERICAN

  • @guapgueezee Yes but I was speaking technically about it. Britain has taken control over those counties in the north(Northern Ireland) and a majority of people living there are british and protestant however I don't see religion to matter at all.

    The whole island itself is Ireland but as you explained, It has been divided just like India/Pakistan. A good example might I add. Most countries get split at some point. (Korea, Germany, India, Ireland Bosnia/Herzegovina etc.)

  • @XvXIRISHXvX im from northern ireland and im 100% irish just because people are under british rule though protestants may consider themselves british but their northern irish ...

  • @dbell499 Of course! Just because your in a different country doesn't mean ur not irish! I can live in france now but id still be irish! But if they are northern irish, then they're british too because northern ireland is in the uk...

  • @XvXIRISHXvX northern ireland is in the u.k. but only people who live in britain are british. i.e. england, scotland & wales. great britain or greater britainy is an island of the coast of europe to the north west near france. it gets its name from being the greater extending britainy and does NOT include ireland, the republic or northern ireland under british rule. people who live in northern ireland are irish, if they want to be british they will have to live there.

  • @stratus2400 Politically you're right but the name was coined by the Celts to refer to the entire archipelago, i.e, both islands. Geographically, 'British Isles' is correct. 

  • @proudwesterner2 fair enuff. don't care they're still irish.

  • @proudwesterner2 the irish government do not recognise the term british ilses nore is it commonly used amongst academia. the brithish passport says the united kingdom of great britain & northern isreland, which indecates they're both two seporate places within the uk. Atlantic Archipelago is a more modern term for both islands. only the english continue to use british isles.  people in northern ireland a re northern irish as north koreans are.

  • @stratus2400 Ya, I know, but that's the political definition. That's why I said you're right, politically. Geographically speaking, British Isles is the correct name for the archipelago. Okay, it's debatable but it's still not correct to tell someone they're wrong to use the term when it's the original (and in my opinion, therefore the correct) meaning of the name, Britian, and still accepted. You gave me the political explanation but I'm talking geographically.

  • @stratus2400 We were all known as the Bretani (British) before England even existed, back when the Celts ran the show on both islands.

  • @proudwesterner2 both islands are known as the british isles & the atlantic archipelago an alternate term used by irish academia. bretani has been around way longer than all of us but today british is accociated with english identity and my feet aint touhin british soil, geographically or politically. if you give unionists any excuse to call them selves british theyll take it even though it clearly states on their passport they're not. thats why i would argue that even geographically their not.

  • northen!! Never understand them!2 diffrent countries

  • they sound scottish i hate when people do that they make us sound like pirates or welsh

  • @ConorJ38 They don't sound Scottish idiot.

  • These are Irish bank robbers from the north of Ireland from the political entity known as Northern Ireland which is part of the United Kingdom. The state known as Northern Ireland is still part of Ireland (the island, not the state with the same name) you know. You can specify that they're northern Irish as opposed to just Irish, but nobody outside this Ireland cares about such a distinction, nor is it particularly significant. Dublin is only 100 miles from Belfast you know.

  • @SixT4

    One Paddy is the same as another. The Paddies in the South as just as ignorant as those in the North.

    Here's a question for you: how many Irishmen does it take to fuck Iris Robinson?

  • this isn't funny, its depressing actually..

  • @MsJony1234 shut up this is funny

  • i just went true a lot of the comments and there is

    some stupid ppl on this i tell ya ha

    ffs this is an IRISH accent!! it dont matter

    if ur from North or South of ireland

    once ur born on the Island of ireland Your

    Irish No matter what why ya think!!

    End of the fucking story!! This is an

    IRISH !!! accent end Of!

  • @johnberrysmith Okay i respect your opinion

    but what if north and south are sperate countries joined by land?

    england and scotland are joined by land and you dont call scottish people english?

  • @johnberrysmith I disagree......nordies are nordies..... no relation to us...

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  • @johnberrysmith it does matter if you are born or the south or ireland duh

  • @johnberrysmith I'm born in Nothern Ireland. I'm Scottish though, Just sayin (:

  • @johnberrysmith

    Northern Ireland is British we're part of the United Kingdom.

  • @24jackbauer10 that's two completely different things Britain is the island made up of England, Scotland and Wales the UK is that plus the Northern part of the island of Ireland. How can you be British when you live on the island of Ireland instead of the island of Britain?

  • @carlsunshine

    Most people from Northern Ireland have either Scottish or English blood, that's how we're British..

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  • @24jackbauer10 I have a shitload of English blood on my kitchen floor at the minute...does that make me English?

  • @carlsunshine

    I don't think you understand..most people in Northern Ireland have Scottish and English ancestry, I take it you don't attend history class.

  • @24jackbauer10 ....most people in America aren't native americans...are the ones with Scottish and English ancestry there not American but British?

  • @johnberrysmith

    So a black man born in China is a Chinese man!

  • So a black man born in China is a Chinese man!