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  • pause at 0:00

  • wow

  • I used to think this was the funniest show in the whole world. This shit is fucking stupid.

  • dylan's couch

  • HEY. COME BACK.

  • Where'd ya go, Dylan?

  • gayyy

    

  • idk y i was thinking about this series for no reason

  • hmm. his eyes are red and he acts funny, is this kid in aquaintance with reefer man?

  • not even funny lol?

  • Dang, this is painfully bad!

  • So yeah, are you done making these?

  • HAHAAAA i watched his views grow as his hair grew. so Dylan's views are linked to how long his hair is...omg! rofl....

  • Haha i remember this show was awesome and everyone liked it! I dont know why it has so many haters... i guess its cuz its not about sex and theres no cursing. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE DYLANS COUCH <3

  • lol cuz u look like fred and fred sucks

  • YOU SUCK!

    

  • dylan has to meet ssohpkc

  • Who thinks Dylan's couch is funny? Probably Dylan's mom, and that's about it.

  • so many haters...haha. i love dylan's couch....

  • Hey you like men? Cause I'm Interested

  • i liked you better in the greatest Harry Potter Colab with the black hair and calm and slightly emo. u remind me of Fred and boxxy put together.

  • you are the biggggggest faggot i have ever layed eyes on

  • wat the hell 0:50 

  • @mrtacoboy135 wat the hell wat the hell?

  • Ur shows r cool but u were cuter in your first episodes than u r now!!! Lol pocket change

  • i miss you.

  • I cant believe you're still doing this crap holy shit

  • Que muleque retardado mental..

  • beiber ondrugs

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH "i reached in my wallet and found a $5 bill, it was CRISP!" hahahahah best part of the whole videooo <3

  • honestly he's a freak fred is soooo much better

  • @XxbrittanyxX1000 fred is a faggot

  • this guysgoing to die a virgin , your so childish

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  • @XxbrittanyxX1000 too late for that bitch.

  • man i think dylan has finished cause this vid came out AGES ago ppl inbox me if u got info on him plz

  • fuck u dylan ur video's suck moneky balls

    u fucking dick haed are u deelin drugs,are u on crack

    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @1111nnnnnnnnnn ..wtf?

  • @1111nnnnnnnnnn CHILDISIH MUCH

  • ZOMG you've grown! wthh AHHHA

  • The theme song was the best bit of this show and now thats shit and the show is even shitter...but if theres more i'll probably watch them...

  • You suck

  • @gigi3b5 : that's the exact same with me!

  • What the fuck is this suppost to be? Your jokes sound like something out of a shity sitcom.

  • Hey guys, could you check my friends channel out?

    He just started on youtube and hes really, but he dosent have many views....

    Please, help him out! youtube.com/user/NedwardFroske­y

  • i used to think this was like funniest stuff in the world now i see i wasted 5 minutes every week watching this,

  • What happened to you? I mean the shows always used to be a little crappy but at least they were funny crappy.

  • Kill yourself. Please.

  • @larzblast no cyberbullying please

  • @patrick9648 Once upon a time, it was called knocking some sense into someone. These days, people like you come in with your pathetic political correctness and give it a new term to make it sound dramatic. I'll continue to knock sense into people as required. You, on the other hand, can shove your political correctness up your arse. Thank you.

  • heyy dylan love your show(: ur still cute as can be!!! I LOVE YOU!!

  • did he say miss. fuck???(:

  • dude your show used to be pretty good. but seriously you're a senior now.. just go out on top. stop making the videos. they aren't that funny anymore!!!!

  • i fucking hate this little twat!!!

  • I really liked this show when I was thirteen, but... It really is crappy. None of the jokes are even funny

  • π=3.1415927 r u on drugs? lol

  • i hate u !!! ahhhhhhh !!!

  • Mrs. Fuck??

  • I don't think we will be seeing any more episodes from Mr. Dylan E. which is too bad, because he was certainly developing in his story-telling ability. Maybe he will appear some day in a Disney production, or some other medium that showcases his talents.

  • I don't think we will see any more episodes from Mr. Dylan E., which is too bad, because he was progressing nicely in his story-telling ability. Perhaps he will re-appear in some Disney production or some other medium that exercises his talents.

  • ur so hot

  • wow dylan you've changed;/

    ur like the original fred seriously..

  • lmao i laughedd(: fuck the haters.

  • In the words of the greatest youtuber ever, F**K YO COUCH!! lol j/j :D

  • no i keep my change in my nose

  • you could avoid all this if you just burned your clothes to begin with. no piles to complain about!

  • Darn, he isn't funny anymore, sorry Dylan i used to love you

  • Lol, Dylan.

  • dude arent u a bit old to still be doing this god damn show???

  • hes getting annoying now!!!!

  • i forgot about you for like 3 years and hoped you died or just stopped this shit. you like the bitch boy in jail but on youtube. fucking die already!!

  • " talks about things that nobody cares about "

    word .

  • you look like a pothead nerd

  • Haha he's wearing a Franz Ferdinand shirt!!

  • Dylans couch would still be funny if it wasn't exactly like it was 4 years ago

  • hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!­! I LOVE DYLANS COUCH!!!!!

  • you look really gay haha no joke, the bitch of youtube

  • Did any of your parents touch your pee pee or something? wtf fucks wrong with you man?

  • This is Fake and Gay,

    and by the way your adopted

  • you look like a bitch, you must get your ass wooped alot.

  • Dylan, Your hot. And absolutely right!!!

  • omg the deleted sene is so funny

  • wow...you guys are assholes. leave him alone it was a year ago

  • Dylan, i think you're amazing really and i've been watching your show ever since it started, honest. You've changed so muccch :O don't listen to all the haters out there, kaay ? There are a lootttt of people who love your show <3

  • your a FAGGOT

  • fucking die

  • i want to go to your home and beat you to death

  • awhh you got so cute;D

  • FUCK the 4 people who think they are sweet for making fun of this video. You all should be killed for having acne and being over weight!!! when you make videos of stories this funny then you can talk but until then DIE...please.

  • They might not have vidoes as good as this, but maybe you shouldn't say what you said until YOU have more views and subscribers and better vidoes! Until then....DIE!!!!!! DUMBASS. YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE A GOOD POINT!

  • whhhhaaaat, ur still going, i was hoping u died

  • lol Dylan you have changed a lot. Still the same crappy show though.

  • @dalg101 LOL

  • lmao hes so cute

    \

  • i love this show dylan is soooooo cute!!

  • hahah. this sucked.

  • I watch a few of your videos every night before I go to bed-- they're like my bedtime stories. :)

    More!

  • this gets rly old after 4 years..just saying.

  • HAHHA dude i know

  • get laid

  • He probably has. He gets a line of guys AND girls to give him head everyday! I really wanna get in line!!! Yum Yum!!

  • I love your vlogs.. any time i need to laugh i just watch one of your videos.. and don't let anyone tell you that you suck cause you don't... you need to make more...

  • WHY DO YOU STILL DO THESE?

    I bet you're the biggest tool in your school.

  • he looks way better with shorter hair.....

  • you make me hate life

  • you need to make more!

  • 28 episodes letter and your still a faggot

  • you really have to get laid . faggot

  • get a life and get laid homo

  • DYLAN SMOKES POLE. FAGS SUCK!

  • i would have had fun kicking your fucking teeth in at school

  • ur vids are fricken awsome XD :D

  • hahah ok, soooooo me and my friend used to watch you alll the time, back in theeee day .. like 2-3 years ago. they used to be funnier, especially when you had that teacher that was like "can anybody tell me about the cold war" hahaha to this day we still quote that.

  • ehhh man

    YOUR SHOWW IS AWESOMEE

    HAA

  • holy shit why are your lips like that

  • how many video do u have?

  • WAR WAR WAR XD

  • OMFG DYLAN.

    COME BACK!!!

  • Dylan i miss your vids!!!!!!!

  • I LOVE the deleted scene! Seriously, you have the same energy my 15 yr old nephew has- it's infectious. Raw talent and ideas are always the most fun :D

  • lols can i play whip cream wars

  • whats wrong with your lipps? and how many years have you had those fuckin braces XD

  • ok. it was fun when you were a kid.

  • Did Dillan die or somthing?

  • new vids man!

  • DUDE WHERE ARE U?!?!?!?!?!

  • WHERED YA GO????????

  • bro make new viddeeooosss

  • Well Dylan, it's amazing that you guys are still following your journey through adolescence. I love it and for God's sake keep it going. It's important.

    Love you.

  • u bought whipped cream for yer gay orgy

  • make something else

  • why havent u made any more videos?! I NEED MY MONTHLY DOSE OF DYLAN! lol jk but seriously man!

  • anythings funnier then fred. i hate that gay ass voice fred uses on every fucking video. it gives me a headache. i cant stand fred

  • i couldn't get through the first 30 seconds :0

  • OMG THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY 8D

    thanks for ruining my birthday damn hippy get a haircut ! ya hear me whippersnapper?

    ARGGGG

  • Dylan's a lot cuter than Fred.

  • LOL! Thats so funny! I've never heard of Dylan's couch before, but it's really funny! But still, it's not funnier than Fred.

  • WTF are u

  • Wow. This is extremely retarded. You are not funny at all. Stop making videos.

  • Dude, don't tell him what to do. If you don't want to watch the video then don't watch it. People like you who go onto everyone's videos and just say hateful things and just looking for an argument really piss me off.

    Get a life or something, man, seriously. I don't see you posting any quality videos or even any at all so who are you to tell others how to make theirs?

  • Its called a opinion. Saying I thought a video was dumb//not funny watching this one video and asking myself wow? people like this? makes me instantly not have a life?

  • dyl, you make me lol.

  • I'm not normally a hater, but this show really does suck, it's like the Seinfeld of youtube! you only laugh because of how stupid and boring it is....

  • me too.

  • LOL! Comment of the week

  • lmao thanks... He just needs to stop

  • This kid is an asshole.

  • This kid is a good friend of mine, Far from an asshole

  • I don't want to be mean, but I dont get why he has so many subscribers....He shows barely any emotion and all he does is sit on a couch and talk about boring stories.... =/

  • truth :D

  • whip cream wars are only fun when lesbians are involved.

  • u suck

  • When the hell are you going to make a new video, your fans are getting Pissed offf.

  • wow you fucking suck you faggot your not fucking funny i hope that old bitch ties you to a fucking chair sprays the whipped cream on her pussy and makes you eat it

  • hahaha wtf? that comment fuckin rocks !! XD

  • all of you are gay and dumb and you should go die. dylan's couch is beautiful.

  • you are a faggot.

  • stopped watching after the barn part.. terrible.

  • i didnt laugh once... really gay =)

  • you cock. she helped you out and you're just being a spoiled asshole.

  • god, you two are like little girls shut up already!

  • haha :09

    Why are you people all so mean! You tell HIM to get a life? Your the one whos looking up videos all day when you could be out saving the world or something....

  • Watching one video does not = looking up videos all day. And is he saving the world by being absolutely horrible at comedy? Nope.

  • But is he harming the world? i think not!

  • Well it's destroying my brain cells for one.

  • then stop watching it!!! durr lol =]

  • It's burned into my brain.

  • You should see a doctor about that.....

  • ur not funny

  • You really are a prize cock, grow up you nerd.

  • Shut the fuck up you annoying twat

  • yeah.. that wasn't funny.. at all.

  • FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG ur not funny

  • u've changed a bit from when u first started making videos (in a good way) =D

  • YEAAA LOL!!!