Dell Salesman Flips Out - Extended Cut

[payneb95]

I like your video.. Keep sharing some great ideas :)

[ericjay71]

leetle gur!

[vincemargiotta]

this is why call centers are in india not mexico

[cscraig1951]

I can't believe that this is a real call.

[2431346]

I WAS NOT IMPREZZED BY YAR PERFORMANCE!

[SuperFuckinasshole]

thank you for calling dell.

[8100ed]

i dont know if thats real or not but thats my dream come true! hahaha the guy was veryNice &the agent just had enogh that day that's all,I work at a call center and u people call with so stupid questions omg u will call 4th july and ask me what day is today miss?WTF go &Fck yourself! u guys must the time dont realize how stupid u are when u call at a call center i think that u guys think that we are not human! &we are not the owner of the fckng company! realize that before going off in someone

[DavidSilverlight]

Those pictures are awesome! They work perfectly with the story. Yes, I hate Dell myself.  Whenever I buy a laptop, my initial criteria is always "Anybody but Dell".. I wonder if they ever figured out who the Dell guy was.

[stiehler1117]

Dell is a company that puts out a trash product and refuses to stand by what they sell. DON'T BUY DELL.

[Blit67]

Yeah...and it's Americans who are stupid... I know the back story on this. The guy was fired in record time. This is one of those rare moments when, no matter how mad I was getting, this would eventually crack me up.

[Zakkyboy1]

$30 for a floppy jeez

[4runnerOfTheFuture]

MMM OMG YES MY FREE CD BONER OH YEAH MMM

[amituniyal]

doesn't seem to be a real dell scenario..I am my self working in Dell tech support.

[DaPharaoh06]

Honestly. I totally used to work @ Dell... This is TOTALLY REAL & every time I hear it iNearlyDieLaughing... OMG!?!

[Mixhellexd29]

No way that's real!!! Trust me! The cust would've freaked out!!! Is this seriously real?!?!

[AndyFeliciotti]

fake :(

[SlyNine]

Really, and can you prove that its fake.

Don't start out by asking me to prove its real, I never said it was. But you said it is fake so how about some qualifying data.

[celestial69chica]

actually is very real... the guy got fired and cant work in another call center EVER

[thebeatled]

actually is not.

[nuaha02]

lmbo...little baby girl...little hooker....(i love this song)

[lovie2000]

liter girl .......... LMAO ........

[grogtgs]

It's still funny, but the shorter version is funnier. Now I see why they edited it.

[grogtgs]

I'm glad I'm not in the past anymore. Computers in the past were way too expensive and way too slow and way too large.

[RacerXGTO]

That was good. Sometimes you have to have a sense of humor with idiot indecisive customers!

[soulreaverdoug]

is America a country or a continent??

[dontreadmyusername0]

A continent.

[stmk0]

continent.

[1529op]

Of course it's a continent! JUST KIDDING, THANKS.

[newdadrob]

its a country not a continent, these people are fuckin retarded. the entire North America is the country.

[diablo22900]

This is what happens when you hire inferior people to do an educated persons job.

[celestial69chica]

fuck you

[diablo22900]

It wasn't a racial comment. It's an issue of work ethic. The salesman was totally unprofessional. Probably grew up in a ghetto somewhere making a living ripping people off. And now thanks to outsourceing, is working a job that an American could use. In a nutshell....FUCK YOU !!

[zancudo87]

Believe it or not...It´s a real call!

I work in a tech support Call Center and just like efRULZ typed, these type of asswholes are the ones shitting the business up for outsources... Big mistake hiring kids for support.

[Renzeko]

Big mistake hiring people that can't speak English is what it is..

[efRULZ]

i work in a tech support dep, and this kind of guys give us a bad name!!!

this is why they don´t hire computer iliterate people!!!!

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

I tell that Panamanian fuck to suck my dick and I would go to Best Buy and buy my computer

Dell,? fuck that HP

[jp2571]

did the salesman get sacked he was a total idiot

[blackshoez]

Nice call !!!!!

[AgentN1983]

That salesman is full of shit, obviously trying to rip off that man. I don't feel sorry for the man tho for not reading up on his technology, but I would have told that pendejo Panamanian to just sell me the damn thing. But the problem is, some people are just fucking cheap when it comes to PC's, I would have ordered one with a reliable AMD Athlon 64bit processor, and not that piece of shit Pentium 4. Anywho, both were in the wrong for not being knowledgeable in computers and peripherals...

[InvisiMan2006]

"nnnooo floppy drive!" hahaha

[dave46563]

Just goes to show you only need an IQ of a baked potato to work for Dell.

[guillermopolanco]

i use to work for dell in tx and i know this guy hahahahahahahah and belive me most of the calls that this people recive are from very stupid customers matter fact the average of the us cityzens are really stupid persons at least the ones that call that company but that is not an excuse to behave like that ......

but its really funy hahahahahaha

[fa22raptor1]

You used to work for Dell? It makes sense, because gramatically, you can't string a sentence along to save your life yet alone spell...And if you knew this guy personally it makes even more sense to why you can't do the afformentioned.

[SpitfireN34]

Free CD boner? lol

[Spiffinthefirst]

This cracked me up, especially with all the video editing.

[AgentCROCODILE]

Down with Viagra, Up with the FREE CD BONER!

[celestial69chica]

this motherfucker made me laugh! i cant wait to meet him!

[lanakid1]

gneah gneah gneah gneah gneeeeeaaaah

[xirdnej]

this is something to be proud of!!

the agent won over the customer wahaha

[FabFM]

no he didnt. he lost his job!

[KablamBoom]

leetole poosy girl!

[NiTeHaWk4787]

Wait.. was this real? The entire clip is believable except the end. That's absolutely insane if it actually happened.

[celestial69chica]

it actually happened. the guy who did it is actually famous. he was blackmailed from EVERY CALL CENTER in panama

[8umpti]

That was brilliant!!!

[spookler]

I'm surprised he stayed on the line that long.

[SirMetaKnight6]

omg...i love that guy, what a legend !

[thesteveus]

what a cunt-rag

[harrytulloch2008]

how lame

[LootHunters]

As far as I've heard (I actually know that guy's supervisor), it's a Filipino working in Panama, and of course his real name is not Robert OR roberto, that's his Alias.

[ChLoMYsTeR92]

Ah i see. But it's weird since he sounds NOTHING like filipinos. He sounds exactly like my Bolivian friend. and wow its nice that your calling the guy "it" when you're referring to him as filipino...wtf?

[operatuch]

thats from obamamuslimbitch0007

[operatuch]

for*

[ginogrz]

LEETLE GIR

[LootHunters]

The guy is not from Panama, it's a Filipino.

[ChLoMYsTeR92]

definately not filipino. he's most likely latino.

[pnmaisgreat]

panamanian, read the description

[SUAZOHEMI]

i pee my pants .. lil gril li pussy lol this shit its funny!!!

[burnoutx1985]

dumb fucker learn better english you pos

[lunacexy]

we all are american assholes , I have a friend who work on dell and the 95% of dell anual revenue is from governmental buyers, did you guys think that dell it`s going to spend a lot of money on goods agents just for 5% of his revenue,,,fuck men regular customers are the bottom of dell issues

[DShinryuu]

160 Giha drive xD

[silkrose324]

LOL, this is just so hilarious!!! What an annoying sales rep!

[Kateri36]

That is what happens when you pressure reps to up sale the product and give them sales quotas to meet. This guy is ridiculous though, obviously, he realized he wasn't going to make a commission on the sale and decided to get the guy off the phone. What a psychopath!!!!! I would have hung up on him when he started describing the computer since his english is barely recognizable. I will never buy another product from Dell.

[GunZFan1]

Yeah, it's a shame that Dell's customer service has taken such a downward spiral.

[rodolfotury1985]

"im a proud american" give me a break...

[johnnyk427]

i wanna punch that guy

[cyberick1983]

People from United States of America, don't you understand that America is an entire continent, not a country? If you don't believe me, read any coin (it says United States of America)

Why people from USA is not taking those kind of calls? Because are idiots and can't manage any failure without creating a war or complaining because they think that they deserve verything. People like me who manage those calls, can speak several languages, and we don't feel offended when we hear another language.

[Gabitous]

I'm not defending Americans here. But you just can't say: "I'm a Unites States of American".. just say American. They are not thinking more of themselves then the rest of America. It just makes more sense. So stop with that stupid discussion already.

[ACriminalMind]

LMAO that's awesome!  Good job on the video dude - puts mine to shame.

[ObamaisaMuslim007]

When people say they are proud for be an America.

It is because they are from America.

Its something you foreigners would not understand.

[operatuch]

LOL dude you shud stfu

america is a freakin continent u crackwhore, if u say ur american, it means you could be even from mexico u dipshit.

and believe me, muslin people are twice as fucked as mexicans

[chillwiththat618]

actually america isn't a continent, North America is a continent.

[Ragnarokender]

Yeah lol, I was reading that and thinking what the heck, you American's don't own the entire continent.

[webgrunt]

"America" is short for "United States of America". And people from the USA are called Americans because "United Statesians" sounds silly. It doesn't mean that people from the US think that the USA is the only country in North America.

[ShinobiCR]

1 more thing Just in case i'm offending somebody!!!

Not all U.S. ppl are idiots, only those calling customer care and screaming at ppl, not realizing they r the ones calling for help!

[ObamaisaMuslim007]

America is a country.

Who do you think the American president is? George Bush. People from America are called Americans. You are a foreigner so you need to stay away from American videos.

American people do not like these 3rd world spics answer the phone calls. They are rude people who should be farming cocaine not answer the phone for dell. American wants American who actually can help them, not idiots who are try to insult them. That is the difference. Outsourcing sucks

[ShinobiCR]

jajajaja u'r so not gettin it!!

do u at least know that the name is United State OF AMERICA, DO U GET THE OF!

That's just for u to know, because they are located in America, America's name is because it was originaly found by Americo Bespusio!

U should really go back to school cuz' u'r making a fool of u'rself!

If u don't want to make it worst don't reply! jajajajajaja

[Eikinkloster]

Yeah, and the United States of Mexico is in Mexico, and the United States of Brazil was in Brazil until 1964 when it was upgraded to Federative Republic OF Brazil.

[crazymentalpatient]

My. You've been brought up in a nice, wholesome racist home. At least your family are proud.

[eterrasta77]

and youy are what a fukin stupid muslim that call himself american i don't give a fuck if i am foreigner or not , assshole i can writte whatever i want in youtube

[eterrasta77]

you say 3erd world spics and you say they are rude fuking piece of shit ,first of all buy yourself a fukin map dumm ass because the whole continent is american we are all american retarded ,south american ,etc you guys are north americans ,and in any case we are all american we all live in the american continent

[revenantdsm]

"They are rude people who should be farming cocaine not answer the phone for dell. "

Dude, you can't even write in English. Shut the fuck up, SuperPatriot. America is a CONTINENT, the USA is a country, and get this- technically, everyone from this continent is an American.

[poosaypirate]

@revenantdsm NORTH AMERICA is a continent

SOUTH AMERICA

is a contintent

most AMERICANS call America America. cut ur gash

[rodolfotury1985]

what the fuck are u talking about ObamaisaMuslim007??? i work in a call center and every single fucking day i have to listen to you gringos motherfuckers complaining about the POOR SERVICE that you bitches receive from the "american reps", and we are the ones that have to apologize and fixed your fucking problem. So stop talking shit, asshole.

[calixto27]

asshole,yes america is continent ,its no a country,jajajajajajaja

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

suck a dick

[blackgowndesigns]

this is crazy

[ObamaisaMuslim007]

American deserve American not these 3rd world minorities. Customer service is not part of their culture and they treat people like s**T

Then they come to the US illegal and demand everything in the world.

Someone should send this video to Dell so they will realize how their customers are being treated by these foreigners

[ShinobiCR]

u'r talking about 3rd world countries and don't know anything bout them!!

1st AMERICA IS A CONTINENT, u should go back to school!

2nd U.S. ppl don't like to do this kind of job, nobody does, because there r idiots calling (that's why they call, because of their own stupidity)

3rd where do u think this call was recorded??

HP call center??

DELL already knows about thins and this guy may be working somewhere else!!

think before u write!

[GunZFan1]

Well, it's not exactly that they're stupid, though sometimes it is. But usually they're calling because they just plain don't know something.

[Eikinkloster]

"1st AMERICA IS A CONTINENT, u should go back to school!"

Interesting. I'm looking at the maps... No continent called "America"... I can actually see three landmasses called America: One is South America. The other is North America. And the third is a country in North America whose full name is United States of America. Incidentally, it's north to a country whose full name is United States of Mexico.

[mitsu002]

This is Michael Dell Fault

[eterrasta77]

fukin dell is savying money and that is why all the american companys are working overseas asshole they are the ones who hire overseas do you get it bin laden?

[toddtech]

Youtube was made for this shit!!! Anyone know how this leaked cuz it does sound pretty real, I can believable....

Almost as funny as "unforgivable..." (search it!!!)

[raceace1000]

that's too funny for words

[adelightfuldee]

little hooker

[jazzzjackrabbit]

lol the floppy has the database and everything HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dellywood81]

It's a Panamanian asswhole with a horrible accent... not from India. In India they only take "customel kel kolz" and they don't have the imagination to create the "lil girl - lil girl - lil girl....ña-ña-ña" tune. I can't believeable!!!

I would've sold that computer, the speakers, the FLOPPY and get him to finance tons of accesories and even another portable computer...You know why? Cuz I hit the chronic everyday and toke while selling LoL!!

[flyingmnky]

Annnd, who said he was from India?!?!?!?

Put down the chronic, READ the description, soak it in, comprehend, THEN start back tokin' dude...

[dellywood81]

It was in another version of this same "call" that some asswhole said this was someone FLON India. Solli fol mislidin.

Can't put the pot down dude... i'm hittin it with a bong as I write Lol!!!!

[SpacePirateKhan]

Ah, the people they hire to handle customers these days...

Comedic gold. XD

[neuralburn]

Ah much better, the full version! :-D Anyone have a transcript of this? hehe

[renaldozzz]

LOL!!!