It's not legal to smoke marijuana in Switzerland... Plus the US forced Switzerland to give out a list of Swiss bank accounts who's owners are American (they didn't want to, of course...).
The joke about the "Can't Touch This" seems to be repeated again and again in his sketches btw...................
lol.. he's so fucking funny!! (i'm swiss by the way ;-))
but actually it's not absolutely legal to smoke weed in switzerland.. it's just that nobody cares coz everyones stoned XD (you have to pay around 140 francs when you get caught)
@archer1558 It probably was very comforting for all the people (jews, gipsies, and so on) who fled and found shelter in Switzerland during WWII, which are more than the ones saved by the allies all togheter.
@Clinicalpsych When i say Swiss army knife i mean the knife the Swiss army gives you when you enter service, both the older model ('68) and the new one ('06) don't have it... and since i have 3 or 4 of the '06 model and 2 of the '68 i'm not about to buy one just to have it, i just bring along the bottle opener XD
love it as well. though weed is not legal.
lilchimy 4 months ago
2:20 for the Eddy Izzard Impression Win
MacJaxonManOfAction 5 months ago
CORRECTIONS:
It's not legal to smoke marijuana in Switzerland... Plus the US forced Switzerland to give out a list of Swiss bank accounts who's owners are American (they didn't want to, of course...).
The joke about the "Can't Touch This" seems to be repeated again and again in his sketches btw...................
Now I still love Craig!!!
chryscanariona 1 year ago
What's wrong with the Swiss Army outfit?
Keeby12 1 year ago
Swiss Army knives actually were created to open wine...
That explains EVERYTHING
Keeby12 1 year ago
Idiot its not legal to Smoke Shit...its just that nobody cares :-)...
onid02 1 year ago 2
So.....a Crack team is guarding Rodrigo Borgia?!?!!
fuck yes, i cant wait to play AC: Brotherhood
:P
JuniorProducer1996 1 year ago
i'm swiss, there are lot of clichés but it's very funny!
Djisoes 1 year ago
WTF weed is not legal is switzerland.
gbxhdz 1 year ago
we have only the knife?
we have our own rifles to....
sig 550 the best rifle it the word .-)
many americans think this to :-)
MyMMC 1 year ago
lol.. he's so fucking funny!! (i'm swiss by the way ;-))
but actually it's not absolutely legal to smoke weed in switzerland.. it's just that nobody cares coz everyones stoned XD (you have to pay around 140 francs when you get caught)
thefu88ingme 1 year ago 2
@thefu88ingme i know the swiss law and i'm telling you its not that simple
zimThuet 1 year ago
at least switherland doesn't wage any wars...!!!
hoshys 1 year ago
@hoshys I'm sure that was comforting during the holocaust.
archer1558 1 year ago
@archer1558 It probably was very comforting for all the people (jews, gipsies, and so on) who fled and found shelter in Switzerland during WWII, which are more than the ones saved by the allies all togheter.
matrixch88 1 month ago
at least switzerland doesn't wage any wars...!!!
hoshys 1 year ago
Swiss Frank looks a bit like Robert Carlyle...
Bergshauptman 1 year ago
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zimThuet 2 years ago
he's wearing a german costume ;)
111badfish111 2 years ago
Craig's amazing.
I'm swiss and I laughed my ass off^^
traitorslover 2 years ago 19
"Don't you come in here....or I'll open you wine" lol even I'm Swiss it made me laugh!
Clinicalpsych 2 years ago 33
@Clinicalpsych It pissed me off because the Swiss army knife doesn't have a bottle opener, i had to bring my own!!! lulz
matrixch88 1 month ago
@matrixch88 some Swiss knife do have a bottle opener...it's never too late to try a new model haha
Clinicalpsych 4 weeks ago
@Clinicalpsych When i say Swiss army knife i mean the knife the Swiss army gives you when you enter service, both the older model ('68) and the new one ('06) don't have it... and since i have 3 or 4 of the '06 model and 2 of the '68 i'm not about to buy one just to have it, i just bring along the bottle opener XD
matrixch88 4 weeks ago
"worst would be uhh...a book"
LOL, genius.
stew918 2 years ago 9
NYTime.... so u know it's partially true. LOL
sahandn9 2 years ago 9
Thats great...
diddyanne12593 2 years ago 7
C'est tout de même gris...^^
phanariotikos 2 years ago
Super vidéo ! Vous avez vu ces cheveux poivre et sel !
phanariotikos 2 years ago 6
et bah! il sont beaux ses cheveux!! ;D
arya1788 2 years ago
this monologue is probably one of his best
Thunderflower367 2 years ago 7
This has been flagged as spam show
None of the other late night hosts have ever given a monologue even remotely close to this good.
Carfer22 2 years ago
None of the other late night hosts have ever given a monologue even remotely close to this good.
Carfer22 2 years ago 3