Dave Chappelle Killin Them Softly part 2

[slayer5933]

nigga dont do that thats 5 to 10 watch out haha

[yerk55]

Thumbs up if you noticed the cleavage newscaster to the right, paused this, and opened that in a new tab.

[Sirfunnyma]

I love how he alludes to his San Fran joke about sprinkling crack by saying "I saw this once when I was a rookie".

[12345thegoods]

gun store gun store liquor store gun store WHERE THE FUCK YOU TAKING ME!!!!

[KraiZzyJ]

haah funny as fukk hahah

[funnyman747]

"Old Dude will just pop outa no where and be like, NIGGA DONT DO THAT, THATS 5 ta 10!!!" JTFO!!!!!!!!1

[Lebronsinmiami]

@RalphMuskinyaar FUCK YOU RALPH! your just mad no one respects and worships you like people do to Dave Chappelle IM RICK JAMES BITCH

[BroSpade]

9 people can go die!(:

[sk8terjoe98]

Nigga don't do that, thats 5-10! lol

[osamastillhere]

hi bob

[TheKnoLawjick]

@RalphMuskinyaar I haven't heard that joke for 3 years

[hungryarabs]

9 of those people are on crack

[SUiCide7thstreet]

HI 911 How ar yu?

[awadramy1]

9 people didnt know they could not do that.

[kelseyleight]

"Hello? Oh whatsup nigga? What? ..What the fu-Slow down! What? WHAT THE FUCK!? NO! NOO! NOOOO! Fuck THAT nigga fuck it I'm on my way!

[420International]

8 people shit themselves

[RalphMuskinyaar]

the top comments are quotes from the video because those were the funny bits and we like to repeat it

get over it.

[Mcburgerdennyfatkid]

@RalphMuskinyaar thats not a quote from the video.

[RalphMuskinyaar]

@Mcburgerdennyfatkid You're so funny! I forgot to laugh

[TallGuyCarl]

why are the top comments about top comments about the video.....?

[glitch164]

"What the fuck gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store where the fuck you takin' me!?"

[robinhoodsun]

his white boy is I am Weasel

[Militarymight101]

1:07 nigga dont do that thats 5 to 10

lol

[imran36]

man that laugh at :30 seconds still kills me 11 yrs later hahahahahhahahah

[caliboistayfresh]

8 got dam nazis disliked it haha na even the nazis love dave chapelle gottta be some dam cops

[ChristiaanL14]

Chip is a motherfucking genius!

[jobasigroup]

@ChristiaanL14 Chip?

[ChristiaanL14]

@jobasigroup are you deaf his white friend...

[Mr1963chevy]

how would he know they white,if they hooded?

[Koscheck2011]

@Mr1963chevy there voice.

[MrJayrock1212]

@Mr1963chevy its the kkk. gurantee you their white...unless clayton bigsby were with them

[kefahabukhdeir1]

looooooovvv this nigga

[janaleighcallaghan]

his white people voices are so funny

[02superregency]

WHO WOULD DISLIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?

[babybeAsta877]

@02superregency white people

[nightprowler1992]

gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store

haha, the best

[TheOriginal514]

7 People had family members that were killed by the police and framed as a crack deal gone wrong.

[killajuggalo911]

@TheOriginal514 way to make comedy sad mother fucker

[TheHurff]

best white man laugh ever

[Booyah706]

Ah 240p. we meet again.

[catskillTV]

his white voice is bossss

[OhSeeyou]

Omg @ the talking to someone fake making you fake LOL

[ThatKid573]

Son....Do you know the reason why we pulled you over?

MEH CAUSE IM BLACK SEE? MEH!!!

[K00leD]

Chip is one badass motherfucker

[TheBabayaha95]

nigga dont do dat dats 5 to 10...lol im not a racist but im a big fan of racism! lmao

[z4bq5]

if you think this shit is funny when your sober , smoke some weed then watch it , pised my self laughing !

[antifawins19]

open and shut case johnson XP

[RalphMuskinyaar]

he is by far the greatest stand up comedian of all time

his performances are always perfect

[getmoneynass]

The champ of comedy

[Gammodore]

Greatest comedian ever imo

[ryanb113n]

This is perfect.

[dajainspidey]

Hello emergency!...HELP! HELP MOTHER FU*KER THERE COMIN TO GET ME!...just calm down sir, where are you?...Ohh Ohhhh i shit on my self, i can't stop crying....LMAOOOO!!!

[1234Quade]

@faiye1 that's because you can't say anything funny on a Dave Chappelle stand-up video....except what Dave Chappelle just said.

[PerryThePlatypoos]

There will never be another like him. He's really one of a kind. I wish he would still do stand up.

[SuperFlyAwesomeness]

apparently the police have been beating up negroes like hot cakes

[yagodigdiz]

Ownn I shit on myself KKKKK

[faiye1]

why are the top comments just quotes? we just heard it morons.

[Jayli0]

@faiye1 I agree, they quote because they are just letting everyone know, that they found that quote the funnest in the clip.

[felixdamajiccat]

@faiye1 top comments are all quotes because the quotes are way funnier than anything else someone is going to say lol. Don't hate homie

[mvj1984]

*Random quote from the video we just saw*

[mascotmin]

"He's still here!" WHACK

[TheHurff]

his white guy laugh is better than an actual white guy laughing

[maddiebride3]

HI! Hey 911 how are ya!?

[gonotredame40]

Nigga dont do that thats 5 to 10. hahaha i just flopped off my chair! lmfao

[smpowis]

"Son, son...do you know why we pulled you over?"

"Aaah, cos I'm black see, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[elithastar]

"Ah! He's still here!.... Open and shut case Johnson. I saw this once before when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigger broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere. Well, lets sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here" ROFL my favorite part on the whole series besides the baby on the corner selling weed...

[SneaselGaming]

'It certainally had all the familiar symptoms of a Project.'

Win.

[ROCCDARAPPER]

where he get it from? im gettin kicked out of the library right now for laughing too loud ...fuck

[aceboogie145th]

Aww oh I shitted on myself and I can't stop crying, LMAOO

[7007babyjay]

Cop: son, son do u kno y we pulled u over?

Dave: nawww, cuz im black, see? that's right blackkkk!"

LMFAO!!

[MageMasher007]

Dave Chappelle truly understands white ppl

[dariosoccer34]

nigga dont do tht, thts 5 to 10!!!

[kelvincarter989]

theres a bunch of hooded white men outside and it looks like they mean business...i gotta go LMAO

[TrAuMaTiiZe70]

why do people like comments about the quotes of the video?? i mean just watch it again lol

[cagewarrior19]

"awww.. awww i shit on myself" <-- HAHAHAHAHAHA

[adebola86]

Asap

[marcomiliona]

He needs to come back

[Makav3li13996]

one of the realist and funniest guys ever!

[goresabeast]

You know Dave shit on himself right before he died. Saw it on the news, died crying like a BITCH! LOL

[Thebeastwitin1]

1:41 he still hear omg open and shut case I saw dis b4 wen i was a rookie can't beleive dis nigga broke in and hung pictures of his family ever where LOL

[riso11234]

"something funny said in this video"

Top comment please.

[arra009]

i love that nigger

[hawksdawgs]

I love how every single comment on here is something said in the video. No shit its funny we just watched it

[SkidRowAXL]

Son do you know why we pulled you over?

YEAH CUZ IM BLACK SEE

ROFL LMAO LOL

[fkinart]

'GET OUT HERE N****R' uhhhhhgg, i gotta go

[wtfiypaw]

he damn sure does missbonita lol

[missbonita23]

dave chappelle has the worlds greatest white man laugh at 0:33 smh

[NavySealWannabe67]

@missbonita23 That's what I was going to say XD

[em129836]

Nigga don't do that! That's five to ten! LMAO

[EnviedCure776]

I was in the ghetto once, when I was 8...Never went back...

[Divin3Productions]

son.. son.. do you know why we pulled you over...

MEHH cuz im black shee thats right MEHH!

Stop talking like that!

Stop talkin like what copper.. MEH!.. Its how i talk see

[Gigajie2]

Get out here nigga!

I gotta go...

[lizzfrmhon]

hello? o whasup nigga? ..what?..what the fuck? slow down..wha? what the fuck? FUCK THAT NIGGA, FUCK IT, IM OUN MA WAY!! LOL hilarious!

[DevilDriver00]

this nigga broke in here and hanged up phottos of his family..hahaha

[dasDoughnut]

Chip sounds like the baws :P

[zlimmer92]

"I gotta go.." xD

[c4chimme]

haha nigga dont do that, thats 5-10 LMFAO

[usl2p]

because i DID know i couldnt do that, AAAHAHAHHAHhHAHAHA

[ukurbanfarmer]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[InsaneJohnny666]

Died crying like a bitch =D LMFAO!!!!

[vinxek]

1:31-2:05 reference to his San Francisco show in 1997.

[aeverinc]

"Nigga don't do that that's five to ten!"

[dabears5468]

we have reg chatman on the scene, reg.

[TheBacon61]

"nigga dont do that thats 5 to 10" lol

[Airbag360]

When he says "I don't want to leave no mysteries" I DIE every time..

[jmusic69]

@Airbag360

I know I caught that part too. That's my shit!!!, It kills me everytime I watch it. LOL

[danos9622]

fuck it i'm on my way

[itachi005]

damn i could watch his shows all day XD

[hELLrAZOR91100]

what he says @ 6:09 is sooo friggin true

[sad43476]

"get out here nigger" ..."sorry, i gotta go" :D

[themanthree]

i all most spit out my grape drink watching this

[214YoungKB]

KATT WILLIAMS = DAVE CHAPPELLE

DAVE CHAPPELLE = KATT WILLIAMS

THEY BOTH FUNNY AF

[LordGreenshake]

have you ever noticed, whenever dave imitates a cop, his partner he talks to is always called "johnson"

[poopmaster30]

Hahah white guy laugh

[trooperman100]

"Open and shut case Johnson. I saw this once before when I was a rookie, apparently this nigger broke in and hung pictures of his family everywhere." LOL

[baseballboy0101]

"Stop talkin' like what copper?! This Is how I talk mwuaha!"

[lelouchssexyangel777]

@Unknown1101 sounds like my bf and his bro

[zegh8578]

"he died crying like a bitch!" i laughed so hard to that, my chest hurt :I

[Whoisjulien]

That was good huh? Cause I did know I couldn't do that!

[mrelie323]

'sprinkle some crack and lets get out of here' lol

[airbender5]

yo whereu from dog

[sjbcatcher]

"That was good wasn't it?...because I did know I couldn't do that!"

Hahaha! I love that line!

[kabol69]

nigga dont do that thats five to ten!! lmao!!

[hahalol38]

7 people disliked this video.

[twistidtimmer]

lets sprinkle some crack on em and get out of here. police have been beating negroes up like hotcakes

[batman53092]

Thats a rough city man.. and his cellphone started ringing..hold on one second...Hello? Oh whats up nigga what? what the fuck slow down what WHAT THE FUCK NO NOO NOO!! FUCK THAT NIGGA FUCK IT I'M ON MY WAY boop.....i laughed so hard...I pissed myself.

[CARNAXHACKER789]

@batman53092 WTF... It's gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store- WHERE THE FUCK YOU TAKIN ME?!

[joelw35]

@mackgatewood45 no

[mackgatewood45]

can i get a lot of likes for no reason

[kellyFrecklescollins]

*BAM!*

"Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhh"

*Sprinkles Crack On Himself*

"I Don't Wanna Leave No Mysteries!"

[DollaDollaBeall]

"Welp, let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here..."

[jacefaceiscool]

Nigga don't do that- that's five to ten!

[Bijomaru1joker]

Press 7 for funny shit LOL.

[kiwi047]

@MrBaphomet616 well how is that possible. cunts cant talk. and do you know him/her? have you met him/her? how can you call a person that without having even me them?

[ringer454]

@MrBaphomet616 Everyone has the right to an opinion.

[CapitalBhoy78]

"What,what's wrong with you Dave?"

"I didn't know I couldn't do that"

"That was good wasn't it...coz I did know I couldn't do that! ha ha ha ha haaaaa"

Comedy gold

[haltrman93]

I love his change in voice. The cop/white man tone is just golden.

[TheHurff]

he has the greatest white man voice/laugh

[xXTheBlackLightXx]

thumbs up if your viewer 301, 301

[marllo107]

8:28

[funsizdxcookie]

OH! He's still here!

[moradierman]

7 tumbs down, by 7 cops

[bismarkcito27]

hello emergency HELP! HELP MUTHAFUCKA THEY COMIN TO GET ME! just calm down sir where are you ohhh ohhh i shit on myself i can't stop cryin

[ccarina59]

lmao, let's sprinkle some crack on them and lets go!

[princedee13]

@krystiankiller are you sure?



[Fbotd92]

LMAO at 5:42 he says N*gger and the transcribe thing says Arab!

[princedee13]

@krystiankiller and your girlfriend obviously has posters of him in her room and a small picture of you in her wallet

[CapitalBhoy78]

I wonder if Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock get on well? ha

[DEFdefier]

nigga dont do thats five to ten! LOL

[TheNewsportPigs]

5:28 Chappelle's Seinfeld impersonation "911? How are ya!"

[davidamayajr]

i love how this was from 2000, but it still relates to us today!

[flashfreak62]

6:28, after that I couldn't help but lmao so bad...it physically hurt xDDD

[jhkhlurt]

@flashfreak62 haha you ever heard this voice. "maah" lmao

[damemir]

I don't wanna leave no mysteries lol

[thatotherguy11222]

for some reason "its in the may issue" made me laugh really hard

[EviIM0nk3y]

This is like the fifth time I watched his stand up specials and I still laugh as hard or harder every time I watch them.

[luigiwillkillu]

hes got a good white guy impression

[rhahnda76]

7 people are COPS

[lashly993]

nigga dont do that thats five to ten right there



[MRbossman1982]

7 people that down voted him, love watching gay porn.

[adumb098]

7 people have a friend in jail for a DUI named Chip.

[TheBraziliantV]

"I don't wanna leave no mysteries" hahahah

[ZzvitoZz13]

lmfao COME OUT HERE NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from the kkk

[CapitalBhoy78]

and Dave Chappelle is fucking hilarious also xD

[CapitalBhoy78]

Pryor is a fucking legend,makes me a Scottish person,have hope in usa,respect

[way2cool93]

dave chappelle is so funny! i hope he comes back to comedy central...

[Birdgap]

"NO Nigga dont do that! thats 5 to 10!!!!!!!"

[Dice3000]

best part 8:05

[screamyoursound]

Apparently, the police have been beating up negroes like hotcakes!

[Kralhonj]

For me Chappelle is up there with Pryor and Murphy, a class act....

[foobooshu]

Wow, Dave has the best white voice ever.