I tried to retell that cunt joke to some friends and it doesn't come out quite right. Louis CK just says it, probably thought of it on the spot, and it is some of the funniest shit I ever heard.
(somebody please flag this)You will be kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible Friday. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life but you will die in 2 days if you don't post this to 3 videos.
Everyone talks about Carlin being the best and he certainly was the prolific master of the craft and of the spoken funny word but I laugh WAY harder and more often at Louis CK, even upon hearing the jokes 10, 15, 20 times.
@biffbyford I was thinking about that too man, Carlin was the greatest as a truth speaker, CK is purely hilarious. Carlin and Hicks are similar, Ck on the other side being funnier.
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The fact that this shit got 41 thumbs up, despite doing the only thing that people hate almost as much assomeone trying to get the first comment on a video, is absolutely bewildering.
Obviously you're the only who takes offense to somebody quoting something in the comments. 41 people thought 'Hey, that was a funny moment'. But you? Nah. I wouldn't give a shit if you -1'd it. But the fact that you decided to say 'People hate this' is so fucking pretentious, that I'm sad you're watching good comedy because I know you'd never use it for any good.
I'd just like to make it obvious that just because you have some sort of unnecessary (and one you probably can't defend) reason to hate people who quote things from videos, does not mean 'people hate it'. Stop making generalizations to make yourself feel like you have an army behind you. Nobody gives a shit about your pseudo-intellectualism.
I tried to retell that cunt joke to some friends and it doesn't come out quite right. Louis CK just says it, probably thought of it on the spot, and it is some of the funniest shit I ever heard.
TheHerpaderpderp 5 days ago 3
hey look there's some cunt coming out of some cunt's cunt
sexywhitebriefs 1 week ago
Who is Opie?
TheJayneharper 2 weeks ago
@TheJayneharper Opie and Anthony show. One of the most listened to radio shows in the country.
overclockedamd123 2 weeks ago
@TheJayneharper from Opie and Anthony...funny national radio show
blumpkintheclown 3 days ago
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(somebody please flag this)You will be kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible Friday. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life but you will die in 2 days if you don't post this to 3 videos.
KRINICK341 3 weeks ago
2:20 for one of the greatest disses ive ever heard
wanksta31096 1 month ago
Is he actually saying "We're playing the vinyl" at the very end, or am I just imagining that?
narozzz 1 month ago
quite the wordsmith. lol
CrazyPersonified 1 month ago
hahaha fuck was not expecting that, louie is the best
glaxglax 1 month ago
Carlin was a great orator but he was nowhere near as funny as Louis CK
jimmyhayers 2 months ago
@jimmyhayers Louis CK is a great orator, but he is nowhere as funny as George Carlin was.
See what I did there?
potsos 1 month ago 5
@potsos Yes. Yes I do.
jimmyhayers 1 month ago
Excellent
LOVE2Flute 3 months ago
Awkward intro, classic Louie..
johnf711 3 months ago 8
i like the awkwardness of opie not realizing that it's louis, and so louis has to explain who he is
jeepinsane87and89 4 months ago
He's from mexico :D
TheReaper3200 4 months ago
This guy filled the Void Carlin's death left in my shattered soul.
PracticallyEvil 4 months ago 30
@PracticallyEvil me too, bro. me too.
TheBenhayden 4 months ago
@PracticallyEvil There has always been everything. There always will be. Yay!
GordonMorrice 3 months ago
@PracticallyEvil You cannot imagine how much I connect with your right now.
MrAquarius7 3 months ago
@PracticallyEvil I feel the exact same way.
PaoloNovaro 3 months ago
Everyone talks about Carlin being the best and he certainly was the prolific master of the craft and of the spoken funny word but I laugh WAY harder and more often at Louis CK, even upon hearing the jokes 10, 15, 20 times.
biffbyford 6 months ago 9
@biffbyford I was thinking about that too man, Carlin was the greatest as a truth speaker, CK is purely hilarious. Carlin and Hicks are similar, Ck on the other side being funnier.
Konicava 5 months ago
@Konicava doug stanhope is similar but funnier than all of them.
jimmyshitbags 4 months ago
He finally got to use his heckler joke.
CymroGoch 6 months ago 30
Oh the cunt joke again. I used it on my ex the other day. Thanks again Louis.
Sgurd 7 months ago 8
dude he loves that cunt joke.
shyonsamadi 7 months ago 10
Look theres some cunt coming outta some cunts cunt.
Sicman696 7 months ago 11
true, so true.
waitingformypopcorn 8 months ago
Sounds like he had a couple of beers haha.
loopguru66 11 months ago
@loopguru66 he said he just woke up 20 minutes ago, I mean, it's possible, but very unlikely.
Mastersteef123 9 months ago
@Mastersteef123 didn't catch that part when i wrote that
loopguru66 9 months ago
@loopguru66
he probaly had a rough night the day before this call ;P
qnq15 9 months ago
He is ok.....not quite there yet....unless this is all he has got.
roostertrigger 1 year ago
@roostertrigger yes troll
IOS123 1 year ago
@peeteedubs unless youre black... or think youre black
aNd y0u TaLk LyK D1S.
JD0x0 1 year ago
@bamlaflamme he used that joke in another video and said that he wanted to find an appropriate time to say that.
heightadvantage 1 year ago
Fucking love Louis.
asymphonicdevoid 1 year ago 10
omg his insulting birthday wish totally made my day
kkc0161 1 year ago
@bamlaflamme Haha, I got faked out 3 times!
marredsun 1 year ago
@bamlaflamme He once said that he really wanted to use this joke on a future female heckler
Faroedad 1 year ago 5
Louis has the best way to wish someone a happy birthday. I mean the second insulting version of course, not that first version.
jhohcable 2 years ago
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@jhohcable shut up nigger both were awesome
ssptg 1 year ago
@ssptg hey what are you doing with that language please delete your comment fag
GloriousBasterd 1 year ago
@GloriousBasterd Stop being homophobic to the racist
NoseIdol 1 year ago 10
@GloriousBasterd So you want someone to not say racist slurs while you say homophobic ones? If you're offended by his language, fix yours first.
thedementedpianist 8 months ago 2
@GloriousBasterd o_O
SuperSilkyJohnson 2 months ago
Oh my God, I was in a real foul mood before seeing this vid, but Louis lifted me right back up. Love you, Louis!
HittokiriBatosai 2 years ago 117
same here haha
xcolonel 2 years ago
@HittokiriBatosai nobody cares if you're in a foul mood or not, go exercise and you will never be in a foul mood.
Cobrakay2003 2 days ago
@Cobrakay2003 Nobody cares that you're alive, go fall down a well.
HittokiriBatosai 2 days ago
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The fact that this shit got 41 thumbs up, despite doing the only thing that people hate almost as much assomeone trying to get the first comment on a video, is absolutely bewildering.
linesinaconversation 2 years ago
Obviously you're the only who takes offense to somebody quoting something in the comments. 41 people thought 'Hey, that was a funny moment'. But you? Nah. I wouldn't give a shit if you -1'd it. But the fact that you decided to say 'People hate this' is so fucking pretentious, that I'm sad you're watching good comedy because I know you'd never use it for any good.
bamlaflamme 2 years ago 8
I'd just like to make it obvious that just because you have some sort of unnecessary (and one you probably can't defend) reason to hate people who quote things from videos, does not mean 'people hate it'. Stop making generalizations to make yourself feel like you have an army behind you. Nobody gives a shit about your pseudo-intellectualism.
bamlaflamme 2 years ago 10
kthx
linesinaconversation 2 years ago
Hahaha hilarious.
Courtland4 2 years ago 3
one of my favorite quotes ever.
LawsonComedy 2 years ago 8
freaken funny as heck lol
vanityvideo 2 years ago 8
awesome. just awesome
Jds3pointer 2 years ago 92
But I Like To!
07liberian 2 years ago 12