Never Mind The Buzzcocks S22E03 (Part 1)

[jsmyrski]

"take the piss on you," lol, i can't

[walonsubi]

I really cannot tolerate Nick Grimshaw. His existence annoys me.

[Joannime]

mortimer <3

[thegirlwholived57]

Oh, come on. Not ALL Americans are like that. she just seems to be kind lost on British humor. We're not all that slow. Though there is a large majority that are. Damnit, get me out of this hell hole.

[RachelSummers777]

Re Rowland: her cluelessness is just a bit of naivete/culture shock; she's a good sport for turning up and seems to be enjoying herself. Which makes her a far better guest than, say, Donny Tourette or Samuel Preston.

[00Billy]

hehe "we broke her already"

[beenwilson]

I love how it takes Kelly Rowland a good few seconds to get every joke.

[nakul12345]

I FUCKING H* NICK GRIMSHAW!!!!!!!!

[mancunianhardcore]

@nakul12345 i find it quite difficult to hasterix him to a point

[pudwinnn]

"i hope its horrific burns" bahaha

[Billzor69]

Is... is she retarded? 

[rosydonut]

Kelly Rowland is a shit contestant.

[randomtask32]

Kelly Rowland was rather charming i thought, she took everything in her stride and seemed to find it funny.

[spider23000]

I don't mind Kelly Rowland (prefer her to Beyonce anyday) but this humour is completely lost on her. Michelle Williams did a bit better when she was a contestant though

[Greengiant223]

We should ask Nick Grimshaw where, hiding in the Libyan desert, is Nicholas Lyndhurst

[Tarzipan58]

@Flashjackmak yh i luv reg d hunter and rich hall too, probs my fav american comics

[Tarzipan58]

OMG i couldn't stop laughing when the guy standing nxt to nick was michael jackson ^_^ and kelly really doesn't get british sarcasm

[Ub3rSk1llz]

"take the piss at you" i never laughed harder in my life.

[TheSampo24]

commenting before watching, but jack osbourne?

[PantheonLincoln]

@TheSampo24

Yes, Jack Osbourne, as in Ozzy's kid. Why do you ask?

[yamumhasahairynutsac]

Simon, that... device that she has on her door that prevents people from coming in to the toilet whilst she is in there.. well I think it's called a lock.

[PsychoPirate1166]

@yamumhasahairynutsac yeah. that's the joke dipshit

[SuperRobinson93]

Kelly Rowland fulfilling the stereotype, of americans not understanding sarcasm, in style

[jettison27]

1:15 Phil is not a happy chappy. Neither am I! I want Bill back :/

[supervanillabear4]

"What is it, take the piss at you?"

"Oh, I've never done that."

Priceless moment. Simon is my hero.

[SyxxPunk]

Rowland has absolutely no idea what the hell is going on.

[b33p]

To think KR went from fame to Buzzcocks to X Factor...

[aylajean27]

Sadly, watching this episode only makes me feel gloomy, because it doesn't have Stephen Fry in it... WHY DOESN'T EVERYTHING HAVE STEPHEN FRY???

[Jarren202]

Poor Kelly, ripped to shreds!

I think she took it well though, it was funny afterall.

[urma1234567]

Kelly is a dumb bitch

[redfox2020]

Kelly Roland really doesn't do herself any favours here,....

[SiindaaayBayBay]

i love how they can never properly answer a question in under 5 mins xD

and the question within a question. questception?

[HelloShabba]

Oh Simon and David, your just too awesome

[brownteal21]

Kelly Rowland is precious!

[MissProperPosh]

Nick Grimshaw sounds exactly like Ryan Jarman...whoa!

[ciaracustard]

I love Kelly's accent . The D.O.D is hilarious as always.

[mm22mm22]

what a shite lineup. a crap guest captain, nick grimshaw is the most annoying twat on british telly, jack osborne's boring and kelly rowland is the usual guest everyone should make fun of. only watched this for david o'doherty, cause he's ace!

[pennydesouza]

@mm22mm22 At least Simon is always great...

[BillieJolene1]

why is it that david o'doherty's shirt makes me want mc donalds and the guy on phil's team, his shirt reminds me of the hamburgerler? i love this show!!! i think that was on purpose. 

[nicetnetennba]

Kelly is so pretty! And she takes everything with a pinch of salt.

[coltmanm]

i must have missed the time beyonce was on mock the week....

[bag101]

Oh man... I feel very, very bad for american contestants on buzzcocks.

[StrOcc]

@bag101 Except Josh Groban. He was one of the best guests ever. I feel like David Cross did well too, but he kind of got overshadowed by Simon's most painful jokes of all time against Jermaine Jackson.

[spoinklesprouts]

i think this is just a sign that america needs more comedy quiz shows :]

[ShotGroinProductions]

she doesnt get most of this cause of how the language is used differently in aamerica and england. there

[hjenkinz]

@ShotGroinProductions bollocks she just isn't perceptive enough.

[ShotGroinProductions]

@hjenkinz bit o' both

[hjenkinz]

@ShotGroinProductions compromise on the internet, it's unheard of! This time maybe but don't let it get around, people may start agreeing with eachother on youtube comments if you're not careful.

[ShotGroinProductions]

@hjenkinz i have just realised what i have done. i must instantly lather myself in multiple bottles of old spice body wash and deoderants and be killed in the resulting stampede of women from the ladder-scraper-everest eagle mountain from the underwater city of bubanbanyaall on the planet eeeeilfkty.......balance reinstated

[hjenkinz]

@ShotGroinProductions or we could just call eachother 'fags'.

[ShotGroinProductions]

@hjenkinz yeah.....fag...

[hjenkinz]

@ShotGroinProductions thats more like it you bastard

[chicblossom]

Yes let's account Kelly Rowland for an ENTIRE country. Smart.

I'm not even American, can't believe I'm defending them

but everyone's being an idiot here.

Yes she doesn't get the jokes, she doesn't have to be decapitated for that.

[StrOcc]

@chicblossom Decapitation does seem harsh. Perhaps we should all tone it down just a touch.

[LostLuke1000]

Proof that Americans really don't get sarcasm.

[StrOcc]

@LostLuke1000 oh yes, we're all cluesless. all of us. none of us get any of simon's humor at all. our celebrities represent us exactly. we're all self-centered and clueless.

[LostLuke1000]

@StrOcc Can't remember saying self-centered and clueless.

[StrOcc]

@LostLuke1000 hahaha!

[Jarren202]

@StrOcc Very well put!

[bassmanUSSR]

She doesn't get many joke, but she'd still get it really hard.

[PlayerTwoHasJoined]

they should do an episode with the whole osbourne family.. with Lemmy as the host

[SrMorphine]

Anyone else think that Bob Mortimer looks like he could be Martin Freeman's dad?

[jesusinawhitetee]

@SrMorphine lmao wow, i was just thinking "Damn bob reminds me of someone"

[hannaALBARN]

@SrMorphine oooohhhhh yeahhhh!!!

[MyNameIsZapRowsdower]

What is the song being played when Nick Grimshaw is introduced?

[emkatpass]

@MyNameIsZapRowsdower It's 'Kids' by MGMT

[Nolaboy74]

How come Jack Osbourne looks NOTHING like either Ozzy OR Sharon!!??!?!

[lesterclaypool1]

@Nolaboy74

Jack looks like Sharon did before she had a shitload of plastic surgery. Find pics of Sharon from the 80's before she had her stomach stapled and her nose a chin jobs and you'll see the resemblance.

[lickmynipnips]

YouHoooTube !!!

[Uglyside20]

@geordieJay i'm american and i can assure you i have not been brainwashed by bullshit. i find this show to be fucking hilarious and quite refreshing really. they need to play this in the states and replace all the crap we have over here.

[gmck23sam]

"Alf"....hahahahahahaha....for fuck sake !

[MorphineSmile]

Oh Kelly, oh dear. I can't believe she's that simple.

[TheSimonpearse]

not because of this episode, BUT what do people think of phil jupitus?

[Ellystar125]

I have been watching this show since i was 7 or 8?? Stll love it but i have only watched from series 17 onward cause mark lamaer annoys me!

[brigrigtig]

could kelly look any more chavvy?

love her anyway though!

[Speakersoxx]

Could someone send that picture of Nick Grimshaw and Gadaffi to the americans so theyll bomb the shit out of him ? Thanks in advance.

[ciaracustard]

Is it weird that I have a massive crush on David O'Doherty?

[REMnut12]

@ciaracustard Not at all! 

[cheersdrinktothat]

i love kelly.

[krissuhburr]

i feel sad seeing fellow Americans on this wonderful show who are just shit contestants.

[whowantsabighug]

@krissuhburr The guy from entrap the pachyderm was great though.

[tinu96]

@whowantsabighug I enjoyed your comment thoroughly. No sarcasm.

[avinoam0land]

@krissuhburr

They probably put them on just to make fun of them

[Flashjackmak]

@krissuhburr if it's any consolation, one of the funniest comedians, in my opinion, working here in the Uk is the American Reginald D. Hunter :D

[Bkesal14]

@Flashjackmak Yeah ur right Reg D Hunter is class !!!

[hooha123424]

@krissuhburr actually i like how the americans dont get the british humour, it just makes it more funny

[OscarApollo]

@krissuhburr That's okay, Matt Schultz was on the last episode. He makes up for pretty much all the shit American contestants.

[SiindaaayBayBay]

@OscarApollo matt schultz was absolutely brilliant!

[supervanillabear4]

@krissuhburr This is against my nature but you do have to give her some credit for eventually catching on a bit a little later. And she was a surprisingly good singer live.

[MuriKakari]

@krissuhburr But last week, there was Matt Schultz, he's a good point for America!

[NedsMissingTeeth]

Nick Grimshaw is a massive fucking testicle.

[vertigo1380]

@geordieJay I do get British humor and I love it! And it's kind of funny that you mention brainwashed Christian types not getting it because my understanding of British humor did come around the time that I began abandoning Christianity... oddly enough. True enlightenment, I guess one could say.

[Psychedelicqueer]

Its was Michael jackson hahahahahaha

[alexroseduke]

My god she's thick. -.-

[BrieLarsonFan]

Oh, American's on British TV :') So funny!

[Winamplama]

I remember when Amstell first appeared on Buzzcocks as a guest, and Lamarr introduced him in the same "looks like he wants my job" way as he does with Grimshaw here. Anyone believe in continuity?

[Ellystar125]

youtubeeee I love simon this is his best series and his last :'-(

[300therowman]

What is the song at 2:01 when Nick Grimshaw is introduced?

[miaxxsmiles]

@300therowman Kids by MGMT

[FireSinger]

BOB MORTIMER <3333

[neonight]

well at least Kelly was a good sport..

[xPeanutbutterxJellyx]

isnt that geeky dude off the mariah video off forgetting sarah marshall too?

[janeeyre1990]

@xPeanutbutterxJellyx Yes, it's Jack McBrayer, who is also on 30 Rock and got his start on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

[ProudToBeNerdy]

Kelly: "I thought we were supposed to answer... the..."

Phill: "You haven't been on much British telly, have you, Kelly?"

[lolsupdana]

watching kelly's face react to british humor is priceless.

[scylla019]

oh americans, I cringe every time they say a word.

[leonevoli]

southern accent on buzzcocks... i watch british tv to get away from that sort of thing...

[albanobob]

@leonevoli Seriously. I am astounded at how many americans and canadians watch english panel shows. They love them. How do you guys even hear about them

[bladerunner12]

@albanobob Some of us do get BBC in the US with the right cable package.

I found this and QI through youtube though when looking for Bill Bailey standup clips.

[cluebcke]

@albanobob For this American, just got into Cage the Elephant and watched Matt Shultz's great, quirky performance next to the awesome Stephen Fry, and decided to continue. The appeal? Smart people making dirty jokes and swearing a lot on (what I assume is) broadcast television. This show wouldn't get on the air here, and if it did it wouldn't succeed--not because American's don't enjoy smart, raucous humor, but because there's more money to be made in dumbing it down.

[GotHedley]

David IS NOT FUNNY! they need to stop bringing him back as a guest and a host.

[suddenmovement]

@GotHedley david o'doherty is a bloody genius. gtfo

[GotHedley]

@suddenmovement NO hes not. that's MY opinion. don't tell me to think otherwise.

[ShanksDChopper]

I love it when she explains her nicknames for the other members.

[WretchedMissSharp]

Hey guys, it's not because she's American. She's just dumb. Very, very dumb.

[MaxReinsch]

I miss Simon. =(

[seanandthat]

I had a terrible dream where Nick Grimshaw took Amstell's place as permanent host of NMTB. All you Simon Amstell haters: just realise that there could be worse.

[SeventhEve]

@TheSolidJake Actually, we're not. But thanks for being the designated hater -- YouTube wouldn't be YouTube without you!

[lashlashlashlashlash]

@SeventhEve Youre not?

[EskimoAce]

@SeventhEve Well Americans don't realllly get sarcasm or satire like we do...

[mallikahd]

"He's really funny but he may take the piss out of you." That about sums it up, yeah. :p

[mallikahd]

"Y'all are mean." British humor, love. :)

[Rndyy]

@photoshophandsome1 Found if after googling my interpretations on the lyrics but thank you very much sir! :)

[Rndyy]

What's the song in the background of O'Doherty's introduction? I recognize it from years ago.

[photoshophandsome1]

@Rndyy the song's since i left you by the avalanches :)

[fantomescherie]

Kelly Rowland. Just one more reason why I'm embarrassed to be American. Bless her.

[bluevozhak]

does anyone know the name of the tune being played as nick is introduced? thanks in advance :)

[fantomescherie]

@bluevozhak The song's called Kids by MGMT :)

[bluevozhak]

@fantomescherie thank you so very much.......... i love the riff............you made my holidays! cheers and thanks again :)

[anonymousLeroy]

I'm Canadian and she causes me to be embarassed to even be in a country attached to america.

[flyoverangel]

advice to my fellow Americans (especially you celebrities who may be asked to appear on british tv): watch a few episodes before you appear so you don't look like the idiot you clearly are.

[anichols8590]

It's interesting that Simon's humor in this show is so reflective of British Humor because his stand up and Grandma's House are much more like the Jewish Humor that is a hallmark of much of American mainstream humor. Both are great though!

[EmmanentEntertainmnt]

im embarrassed to be american

[belleyyjelleyy]

@EmmanentEntertainmnt me too!

[eatapedia]

grimmy would be awsome at replacing simon

[Aylviana]

never mind the buzzcocks + Karl Pilkington = EPIC!! please get karl on NMTB!!

[invademythoughts]

he does kinda look like alf...

[TattooedKittie]

Is it, take the piss at you? Oh no, I've never done that. Ha!

Ok Kelly, you can go away now!

[idontsufferofmadness]

i'm american, and she just embarrasses me to the 10th degree.

[UrieLove]

I think Simon's hair looks great like that.

[dimsumboy22]

is that... jack mcbrayer?

[redsoxfan1]

lol kelly didn't get that he meant a lock?

[alahl002]

@redsoxfan1 or a menu for that matter

[Singabus66]

I don't think Kelly Rowland finds british humor that uncomfortable. If you watch the video again, you may notice that she's laughing her ass off.

[valentines34x]

I love Nick Grimshaw's voice. I don't know why.

[TheAtomicFirebomb]

@valentines34x Aye but Ryan Jarman from The Cribs is ace XD lol

[TheAtomicFirebomb]

@valentines34x Yeah but Ryan Jarmans is better XD lol

[ruggerdavey]

Oh, the inevitable clash between southern (US) and British culture. Bahaha. 

[lollypop36]

HAHAH. Oh man, when Simon's describing a lock and a menu, and Kelly doesn't get it, it's hilarious!

[TheRozza333]

@lollypop36 I didnt get the lock bit lol

[lollypop36]

@TheRozza333

He's talking about a lock on a bathroom door.

[TheRozza333]

@lollypop36 i obviously get it now

[anycity]

Anyone know what song is playing int he background at 2:02?

[fritjofnilssonpirat]

@anycity It's Kids by MGMT.

[j0njn]

Oh, that poor, unprepared American... She had no idea what was going to happen to her on this show...

[TheRealGrizzOrGeorge]

Could Kelly not get the jokes any more?

[JordanNicholsonCUFC]

Its Colonel Gaddafi & Nick lyndhurst :)

[Crackajack69]

@JordanNicholsonCUFC hahahahahahah

[shrikechan]

Poor Kelly trying to interpret Simon`s humor, lol.

[danielmokey]

oh god jack osbourne *vomits*

[xXDarkMagicianGirlx1]

kelly rowland clearly hadnt seen this show before:/

[ColmSmythSucks]

Anyone else think the guy in the Mariah Carey video looks like Kenneth from 30 Rock? xD

[qnapsack99999999]

@ColmSmythSucks : He is Kenneth from 30 Rock

[unstoppableforce]

I think Simon's hair looks great... yeah...

[JagoReedJones]

LMAO @ KELLY ROWLAND :P

[InkyButtercup]

Kelly really doesn't seem to get Simon's jokes!!

[357Snowball]

Myafas:

Bastardised... Good word.

And in a surprisingly accurate context.

Got nothin against Americans, though!!

[frostymintofdeath]

KENNETH : D

[riggerz1000]

the way Simon said Yooooooooouuuutube was beautiful

[NedsMissingTeeth]

Is it just me or is Nick Grimshaw a cunt?

[bled83]

@NedsMissingTeeth It's not you. He is a first class cock

[DaveUndertaker]

@NedsMissingTeeth

He is without doubt a cunt of quite remarkable cuntishness. I would never tire of whacking the cunt in his cuntish face. "Ooh, that punch was really not trendy enough for me. I'll just sneer at that punch. Look at me sneering at that. That's what I do me. I sneer in a lisping Northern drawl and hang out with talented superstars like Peaches Geldof thinking I'm better than people who actually have talent. Ooh ducky what an unfashionable punch that was." Cunt.

[AppleOfDischord]

@DaveUndertaker bloody hell, calm down..?

[XXXsm3xiiiXXX]

'Thats Michael Jackson...'

Im still chuckling :P