@itchix Judging by your profile you enjoy UFC and boxing which just goes to show you don't get Hicks at all. Grammar is about as important as dental care, the one good thing about the British is they have free health care, not quite the same as the US eh! No pay go away. Most Americans really are unbelievably stupid! Your nothing but a troll and not a very good one at that
@jwood36 Was that a question about dental care? See, questions usually have question marks, not commas. People who overuse commas are typically typing while angry, which makes them look as stupid as they are.
Just for future reference, I don't give a shit about you in any way and dental care is extremely important. I know you guys are just half-assed Brits so you should seriously check it out.
Why get involved in a US/UK conversation if you aren't from either? Desperate for attention?
@itchix Seriously mate grow up. Americans should make it a national concern to learn more about the world that's around them. Ever wonder why Hicks was more succesful in England and Ireland than he was in his home country, it wasn't down to dental care now was it.
@jwood36 Learn about the world around them? You mean the fact that the US is easily the most diverse and global country isn't enough for you? I get being jealous but you shouldn't take it so personally.
Hicks was American so he had good dental care, why would that have any impact on his success? If he was a Brit who had never seen a toothbrush he might have had trouble but that wasn't the case.
Oversensitive Brits have to save each other online....sad lol.
this is comedy, he was a comedian. I can't believe this sparked so much negativity between Americans and Brits. get over where you were born, its not like when you came screaming out of your mothers vagina you picked what soil your infant body landed on, your like a bunch of kids arguing over whose dad would win in a fight.
@DJTeaKay Read through 24 pages of posts... the strangest one, sorry to say, was "FFMaster" stating "as a Christian, I'm persecuted for my faith every day"... while using material from Bill Hicks. Reminds me of surfing to learn more about Tesla, on one video where they cried for vindication of his dream to help humanity, displaying pieces of his writing, and gradually, in the pauses between one paragraph displayed & the next, the voiceover suggesting he was a devout lifelong Christian.
oh and way to go showing guys making rap videos as an example of american gang violence. i'd put up a video of actual examples of american street crimes and contrast that with fruity brits dancing in dresses pretending to be women and say its a comparison of us vs uk violence. you have a queen, you don't have guns, and you can barely even speak your countries official language. you don't need to show us your violence, just get some dental schools open over there ffs.
@MrCherubhair1 Well, if you follow the words in the order they were typed it's actually too simple to explain further but I'll try to help you with this one. Thin skinned means you can't take insults, criticism, or otherwise negative remarks well. Your skin is thin and they hurt you more. It's a very popular saying and I'm sure you can google it's origins. Babies are small humans that often cry. The world is where we live. They cry the most like babies over insults out of anybody in the world.
@itchix Yes i know what you mean, and its absolute bullshit, you are putting over 60 million people together and saying there all the same, don't be dumb.
@MrCherubhair1 Stereotypes exist for a reason. Of course not every single person in the UK is thin skinned, you're retarded if you seriously thought that's what I meant. However, a large majority (I'd guess 90% or more) of Brits are way more easily offended than the vast majority of the world (again, I'd say 90% or more). You should take your advice about not being dumb. Use logic and apply it to what I said then realize that you're stupid as dog shit for making that last post. Thanks!
@itchix ''90%''? Great made up statistic, its bullshit. Watch me make one up too, 97% of americans are way more easily offended than the vast majority of the world, we'll that must be true because because iv'e done a vast amount of research just like you, oh wait...thats right i haven't and neither have you, yawn. Good bye. Oh and great shitty statistic by the way, good going. Thanks!
@MrCherubhair1 Yeah, see what I mean? Look how easily upset you are. I don't need any statistics, I just need you to not be too stupid to realize that you are what I'm talking about. Once you do that, maybe you'll shut the fuck up and stop making a fool of yourself. Or not, your country does suck pretty bad and I figure being annoying online is about as fulfilling as anything you could manage to do so maybe you're the pride of your nation. Either way Brits get butt hurt too easily
@itchix I'm not upset at all, sorry if it came across that way but i'm not. Americans get butt hurt to easily. Just like you. And your country sucks pretty bad.
2. You took what I said, replaced Brits with Americans and there you go! A fresh "NO YOU ARE!" I was just waiting for you to scream "MOMMY! HE SAIDED A BAD WORD!" but you probably actually did that instead of typing it.
3. Just like me? You're the one upset that I said that Brits get upset easily. Oh the irony. :)
4. I agree the US sucks but its 100x better than the UK, plus less rain. sux4u
@itchix I'm not up set, america is not better, you're the one who seems upset. Good bye. And get fucked. i don't care! And parts of america have much more rain. And you just told me to use proper english? Then you say ''sux4u''? Haha fuck off. It really does suck for you. Don't respond.
@MrCherubhair1 Yeah, that sounds about like most upset Brits posting. A bunch of random uses of "fuck" and the main point of the post seems to be "no you are!!!" You should try moving past elementary school. It seems that your life may have peaked before you hit puberty. That's very sad.
Have fun in that dreary miserable country of yours.
@itchix Boring, your constant attempts at making out like my life is ''sad'' or dreary is a reflection of your self. Why do you feel the need to insult the country i'm from? I know i said some things about america but it was really in response to your insults. I don't hate america at all and even though britain may not have the best weather any other time but summer but i like the weather. Can we settle this? Both country's a fine you prefer america i prefer britain. Deal?And why''colgate.com''?
@itchix I did, here is what i found. ''Welcome to the world of Colgate-Palmolive. Every day millions of people like you trust our products to care for themselves and the ones they love.'
Oral Care: Trusted Oral Care products and expert information to keep your smile bright, beautiful and healthy.
Personal trust: Your source for quality personal care products from brands you know and trust.
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@mrstevieabs The Blood's would've wrecked havoc and set the area on fire.
You all forget what Bloods and Crips have evolved to become. They're no longer gangs, they're urban soldiers, locked in urban warfare. Hate and racism has spiraled out of control there..It's a shame, and that you guys going on who has the most violence, wtf?
Brits always think they have the most epic shit..When I see 13-17 year old brits running down the streets with AKs and such, I might reconsider.
as a british per5son i can safely say in terms of gangs we have nothing that compares to what america has. but surely thats something for us brits to be proud of.isnt it??
i think its interesting that people are commenting on one on one fights, that a hooligan would kick a blood's ass- i have to ask what do you base it on that this could even happen in real life? is there some pride or honor thing that the bloods usually abide to? if a hooligan steps into a red neighborhood and starts causing a fuss, he's gonna get his head blown off, that's that. there's no "lets see who's the better man" mentality here. thats why an english hooligan would never step.
The bloods vs crips feud reached its height from 1987-1994. in that time nearly 6000 gang members died on both sides, from beatings, knives and guns. Soccer fanboys dont cause that kind of death.. they just throw other peoples property around and get a bath for their trouble.
Wow. Are you trying to like disprove hicks' point he was trying to make in a joke? And you're method is to show a video of some dumb ghetto kids dancing in comparison to a riot in england? Why don't you show a few news clips where the real gangsters do drive by shootings and kill innocent bystanders, and go out robbing and beating the shit out of old people, and raping women and teenage girls.
One on one,pretty sure the hooligans would kick their arses,no guns,no knives,just good old fisticuffs,lets see how big an tough they are without weapons ;)
@AccyRed thats a statement based on honor or pride. you think thieves and murderers care who's "big and tough"? you think your statement hurts their pride? go challenge a one on one fist fight, they'll laugh at you when they shoot you in the chest. they have ak-47's and the hooligans don't, thats what makes bloods and crips so dangerous. you can easily say well take away their guns and they got nothing. go take away their guns then. lol welcome to reality: he who has the biggest gun wins.
@cforcalvin Thats because their little bitches that can't stand to loose. So for them it's either Win or Die. Fuck those morals. I'd rather fight someone and lose to prove my point, than 'Bus a Cap in Yo Ass'. It takes a man to take a punch, It takes a fucking retarded coward to pull out a strap.
Why do people want crime to be bad in england? Isn't it good that crime is not as bad but anyway this is a joke and whoever made this video doesn't have a sense of humour
I don't get why people want crime to be as bad here in Britain as it is in America. Sure it's pretty bad here but over there some dude can just buy a gun and shoot a fucking school down.
Love Bill Hicks,as far as violence goes I'm English and of course we get some terrible crime over here just like anywhere in the world,there's violent assholes in most society's.A lot of it is drug related.Bill's taking the piss out of the stereotypical view of England with the posh accent and funny words like hooligans.Its a funny routine and English people love to take the piss out of everyone including ourselves.
I didn't see one AK47, one nine, one grenade, one machete, hell even a pee shooter .22 pistol. But your shitting on Bill Hicks cuz you wanna look hard... this joke your shitting on, whooosh, that's the sound it made as it went over your head.
He was pointing out people trying to console other's as if their pain is easily felt. He just so happened to pick Britian... also, he talks shit about American's 99% of the time, you happened to focus on the 1% he didn't... and whooosh!
It's unfortunate, because Scotland is really beautiful...But I can totally understand wanting to eat fried mars bars and other fatty foods. It's sooooo cold in a lot of places there, and fatty food is really warms you up :P
Someone tried to mug me when I visited Scotland. Surprisingly bad place in the cities. Countryside is neat. I think it was Glasgow or Edinburgh. Surprising number of obese people too.
@Ieateabyseals 'Glasgow or Edinburgh'- that's like saying New York or L.A. and 'surprising the number of obese people'- compared to where..lets say ANY CITY IN THE US! You really are a stereotypical ignorant American. If we didn't adopt American habits eg McDonald's and the like we would be alot healthier. Compare obesity in the UK BEFORE we let your fine eateries in.Get your own house in order first. Idiot.
Don't be rude. I'm sure if there wasn't McDonalds in America people here would be healthier. I really wasn't bashing anybody in the first place, you should relax.
@Ieatbabyseals First of all I'll be whatever I want to be. Second I am perfectly relaxed. Point is you are too stupid to realise you were being patronising. Or maybe you are just too stupid full stop to not get it at all. To not know which city you are in is staggering. Also people in glass houses and all that....
In short I know it can be hard for the average, (although in your case below average) American but next time think first before commenting. Clear?
Well, the trip was about 3 years ago, and I only stayed in that area of Scotland for a short period of time. I get that you're patronising me, but your motives behind it are all founded in ignorance.
@Ieatbabyseals Ok so that's alright then..it was 3 years ago! 'Founded in ignorance'-is the irony lost on you then..that is priceless. You are too stupid AND ignorant for words. It was YOUR ignorance that prompted me..no other motives. FFS! That response only solidified my opinion on you and really done yourself no favours at all. Grow a brain.
Well it wasn't a real apology, silly. You are desperately trying to salvage something...anything! Unfortunately you can't. Why reply if I'm so insignificant?
@Ieatbabyseals Oh so you were being as a matter of fact then? Well in that case thank YOU for stating I was very kind. Did you mean because I'm going easy on you even though you are as bright as 3 in the morning?
You've got me in a good mood that's all. I still regard you as thick as shit.
I've learned something today(and yesterday). Even though you are incredibly stupid and ignorant, I shouldn't think you, and people like you, are completely worthless anymore. You have made an effort to contribute so I recognise that fact and applaud you for at least the effort. Summing up, next time though try to recognise that YOUR statements can come across as being ignorant and maybe try to think next time before typing your words.
There's more crime (murders) in my County than in Compton (I live in South Florida)
Yeah if you live in a nicer state then you have less crime. Yeah a lot of eastern European countries have very high crime rates, but England, in comparison, is a safer place.
No, it's all statistics. The environment where I live has very hostile areas where you can be dragged out of your car beaten and killed for being white. As far as your environment goes, I'm sure there are hostile areas of town, but your crime rate is probably less frequent in comparison to a lot of the shitville American cities.
How many drive by shootings do they do a year? How many murders happen in England? There have been 883 shootings out where I live last year. I don't see how you can compare back allyway stabbings to the kinds of shit we got here.
@TearsAmongAshes in america yes we use your magna carta because our constitution is moddeled after the magna carta and we use your language but lets think for just one minute british wear our clothes, listen to our music, use our computers, play our video games, watch our movies, eat at our resteraunts, and in war they use are weapons and so far these people are stupid enough to say they hate america we dont hate england ive been there many times and i think its beautiful its just the people
Do you realized that your entire rant was a single run on sentence? If you would like to show that you are in some way superior, start with grammar. The next thing that caught my attention was your misuse of the word "are" instead of "our," after using it correctly numerous times. You then throw out the "stupid" insult, as if it does not in anyway apply to yourself.
I love our country just as much as the next guy, it's people like you that hurt our image.
@garyptaszek first of all Alexander grahm bell- look him up he invinted the telephone then look up thomas edison he invinted the light bulb do you were they lived??? AMERICA england did not fucking invent those things
@tgranger13 alexander graham bell lived in canada BITCH, first phone call ever, brantford ontario, to paris ontario, so stfu, ENGLISH COMMONWEALTH 4 LIFE!
It really isn't a matter of inventing it, Bell just happened to get his telephone patented first. If it wasn't him it would have been Elisha Gray. What does it matter where he lived?
Also, Edison didn't invent to light bulb, he just made significant improvements to incandescent light at the time. People make it seem as if he was the only one experimenting with that sort of thing at the time.
The public always give one person too much credit... It's manipulation of history.
@tgranger13 Shouldn't have to say this again; never will stop saying it: Nikola Tesla. Tesla & Edison is like Bill Hicks &...Carrot Top, who won the Big Comedy Award, whatever it's called, the week after Bill Hicks died. There is no cure for cancer. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Bill might have found National Ego-pissing contests to be another example of WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. I believe in what America should have been...but the 4th of July, it makes me sick. (I live in U.S.)
Erm, You know whats that thing? erm damn what is it, Oh yeah The Great British Empire.
You know the thing that colonised America, brought roads and railways to india, indonesia, god knows how many other countrys as it was the largest empire ever to have existed. Created trade routes, kicked the french, spanish and german butts long before America was even discovered.
Oh not to mention that we train most of the worlds air force wuuw (dot) abovetopsecret (dot) c0m.
The bloods would kill all english gangs. Thankfully we don't have a huge gang problem over here even if the media likes to pretend we do. Hooliganism is different, hooligans are huge crowds of drunk people rioting which unfortunately we have a lot of.
i know its nothing to be proud off but didn't we have a part in creating the bloods and crips. armed with our superior linguistic skills, a couple of muskets and some heavily dark manipulation of tribe leaders we enslaved africans and stuck them on a boat to buld your fair nation. say what you like about the english and we were a massive bunch cunts. we still managed to run a empire with a bunch of civil servants and a relatively small army
@Buckydonegood As soon as you admit you've ever had a military presence in your country, you should realize you have no reason to brag or be proud and should just stop there.
yeah soccer riots don't really compare with daily death tolls but still wouldn't want to be in England in one of those with my American accent, I hear they stab alot. but really the bloods and the hooligans aren't as bad as the MS13 witch is also in L.A.
haha, whoever made this video has taken it very personal. Hooliganism in the UK is a very serious problem. Thankfully less so than it was but as much so as LA Blood\Crips gangs (without the guns).
Im British, but I find this extremely funny, I have the ability to laugh at myself and my culture and feel that unless you do the same you are doomed.
This is a competition? So; on a Bill Hicks youtube clip, people are debating who has the worst, most antisocial, depraved, violent, inhumane and indifferent criminals? And the winning point goes to the society, that fosters the *worst*? That strikes me as... funny..
And in the states u got the isolated ghettos and projects while here teenagers are slashing their throats in the middle of fucking Oxford Street!!! they are not bothered by cctv or anything else for that matter, they just do what they do... the ignorant bastards
Bloods n crips are yesteryear. These days its all about the Hispanic gangs that have infiltrated Americas heartland.
And I dont care how down to brawl any British so called gang is, if they went head to head with ms 13 etc, theyd be suckin a Salvatrucha dick so fast itd make theyre PG tip stained snaggle toothed pasty white ass head spin.
Remember, its not just the weapons, its the brutality and relentlessness. Now go have some HobNobs and stfu.
@SnuffVideos if you knew some of the people I've met you wouldn't be so sure.
one guy took a shotgun off someone and beat him to death with it. Usually if you piss off the wrong person it doesn't get on the news you just disappear. Watch 'Rise of the Foot Soldier', you'll get the idea.
there's a huge difference between hooligans and bloods: hooligans are leisure-time thugs having a soft sport for soccer, whilst the bloods are a criminal organisation, recruiting in the cradles of hopelessness and anger;)
I love this! But then any group of humans in any kind of conflict will do things even they wouldn't have known they were capable of. From Belfast to Bengal Humans are the most dangerous animal on the planet. Football hooliganism is the 'civilised' world's excuse for tribal warfare. Much as i hate it, violence is a deep human instinct.
google translate leaves a little bit to be desired
but yeah dude warm up for me. just remember to clean out your rectum a little bit before we start getting into each other. i'd rather not have shit on my dick :(
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Bill Hicks was rarely funny and this is a great example of him taking material that might have been good for a minute or two and dragging it on and on and on and on and on.
Ok i understand that bill hicks might be wrong about what hes talking about here, but whoever made this video is just as wrong. this video proves no point save for how retarded its producer was. youre right those bloods arent waving their shit around probably because its tucked in their pants.
he's being sarcastic ppl calm dwn
jorrillabear 3 weeks ago
@jwood36 Shit, almost forgot.
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itchix 3 weeks ago
@itchix Judging by your profile you enjoy UFC and boxing which just goes to show you don't get Hicks at all. Grammar is about as important as dental care, the one good thing about the British is they have free health care, not quite the same as the US eh! No pay go away. Most Americans really are unbelievably stupid! Your nothing but a troll and not a very good one at that
jwood36 3 weeks ago
@jwood36 I don't get one of my favorite comedians because I'm a fan of a sport? What logic did you use to get to that conclusion? Any at all?
Free health care? Cool, free shit is always just as good as the stuff you pay for, right? LOL
I agree about grammar, but why did you say that with so many grammatical mistakes in your posts? Maybe you don't even realize....
Judging by your responses, not a profile that means nothing, I don't think you get comedy without cross-dressing.
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itchix 2 weeks ago
@jwood36 Was that a question about dental care? See, questions usually have question marks, not commas. People who overuse commas are typically typing while angry, which makes them look as stupid as they are.
Just for future reference, I don't give a shit about you in any way and dental care is extremely important. I know you guys are just half-assed Brits so you should seriously check it out.
Why get involved in a US/UK conversation if you aren't from either? Desperate for attention?
itchix 3 weeks ago
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itchix 3 weeks ago
@MrCherubhair1 "Oral Care: Trusted Oral Care products and expert information to keep your smile bright, beautiful and healthy."
Focus on that section. Try to make it a national concern over there.
Some more research material for you.
wikipedia . org/wiki/Tooth_brushing
wikipedia . org/wiki/Toothbrush
wikipedia . org/wiki/Oral_hygiene
Really commit to studying those. Let me know if you need any more help.
itchix 1 month ago
@itchix Seriously mate grow up. Americans should make it a national concern to learn more about the world that's around them. Ever wonder why Hicks was more succesful in England and Ireland than he was in his home country, it wasn't down to dental care now was it.
jwood36 4 weeks ago
@jwood36 Learn about the world around them? You mean the fact that the US is easily the most diverse and global country isn't enough for you? I get being jealous but you shouldn't take it so personally.
Hicks was American so he had good dental care, why would that have any impact on his success? If he was a Brit who had never seen a toothbrush he might have had trouble but that wasn't the case.
Oversensitive Brits have to save each other online....sad lol.
Colgate.com please. Educate.
itchix 3 weeks ago
Lol at the 31 brits who disliked this. If this was an anit-America video, there'd be much less dislikes. Don't be so patriotic.
cursedswordsman 1 month ago
this is comedy, he was a comedian. I can't believe this sparked so much negativity between Americans and Brits. get over where you were born, its not like when you came screaming out of your mothers vagina you picked what soil your infant body landed on, your like a bunch of kids arguing over whose dad would win in a fight.
TheSnather 3 months ago
Yes, you pride yourselves in having the most violent gangs. Good one America...
acooper93 3 months ago
This guy never went to england lol.... He seems clueless. Its like he's not joking :S He actually thinks America is worse than Europe.
TheFatCampCrew 5 months ago
@TheFatCampCrew
Street gangs in the UK are not the same as gangs in the US there is a major difference.
CSATexan 4 months ago
I've been to Shaftesbury!
There a LOT of knocked over dustbins there, let me tell you.
TheSlinkyGuyShow 8 months ago
I think you proved his point, bunch of drunk fools smashing stuff, nothing hardcore about it
astralwalk 9 months ago
@astralwalk
Nah, But it's a good fucking laugh
DJTeaKay 7 months ago
@DJTeaKay Read through 24 pages of posts... the strangest one, sorry to say, was "FFMaster" stating "as a Christian, I'm persecuted for my faith every day"... while using material from Bill Hicks. Reminds me of surfing to learn more about Tesla, on one video where they cried for vindication of his dream to help humanity, displaying pieces of his writing, and gradually, in the pauses between one paragraph displayed & the next, the voiceover suggesting he was a devout lifelong Christian.
Snowflakebleed011 6 months ago
bloods ? teure wh mekaar vermoordn vo een dom kleurke typies an die vrimde
ohgistelfreak 9 months ago
funny bit, bad video.
winokur89 9 months ago
oh and way to go showing guys making rap videos as an example of american gang violence. i'd put up a video of actual examples of american street crimes and contrast that with fruity brits dancing in dresses pretending to be women and say its a comparison of us vs uk violence. you have a queen, you don't have guns, and you can barely even speak your countries official language. you don't need to show us your violence, just get some dental schools open over there ffs.
itchix 11 months ago
i swear brits are the thinnest skinned babies in the world. hicks is such a legend.
"Yesterday some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in
Shaftesbury." XD
itchix 11 months ago 8
@itchix What does ''thinnest skinned babies in the world mean''?
MrCherubhair1 3 months ago in playlist bill hicks
@itchix What do you mean ''thinnest skinned babies in the world''?
MrCherubhair1 3 months ago
@MrCherubhair1 Well, if you follow the words in the order they were typed it's actually too simple to explain further but I'll try to help you with this one. Thin skinned means you can't take insults, criticism, or otherwise negative remarks well. Your skin is thin and they hurt you more. It's a very popular saying and I'm sure you can google it's origins. Babies are small humans that often cry. The world is where we live. They cry the most like babies over insults out of anybody in the world.
itchix 2 months ago
@itchix Yes i know what you mean, and its absolute bullshit, you are putting over 60 million people together and saying there all the same, don't be dumb.
MrCherubhair1 2 months ago
@MrCherubhair1 Stereotypes exist for a reason. Of course not every single person in the UK is thin skinned, you're retarded if you seriously thought that's what I meant. However, a large majority (I'd guess 90% or more) of Brits are way more easily offended than the vast majority of the world (again, I'd say 90% or more). You should take your advice about not being dumb. Use logic and apply it to what I said then realize that you're stupid as dog shit for making that last post. Thanks!
itchix 1 month ago
@itchix ''90%''? Great made up statistic, its bullshit. Watch me make one up too, 97% of americans are way more easily offended than the vast majority of the world, we'll that must be true because because iv'e done a vast amount of research just like you, oh wait...thats right i haven't and neither have you, yawn. Good bye. Oh and great shitty statistic by the way, good going. Thanks!
MrCherubhair1 1 month ago
@MrCherubhair1 Yeah, see what I mean? Look how easily upset you are. I don't need any statistics, I just need you to not be too stupid to realize that you are what I'm talking about. Once you do that, maybe you'll shut the fuck up and stop making a fool of yourself. Or not, your country does suck pretty bad and I figure being annoying online is about as fulfilling as anything you could manage to do so maybe you're the pride of your nation. Either way Brits get butt hurt too easily
itchix 1 month ago
@itchix I'm not upset at all, sorry if it came across that way but i'm not. Americans get butt hurt to easily. Just like you. And your country sucks pretty bad.
MrCherubhair1 1 month ago
@MrCherubhair1 "Americans get butt hurt to easily."
1. It's 'too'. Proper English, use it.
2. You took what I said, replaced Brits with Americans and there you go! A fresh "NO YOU ARE!" I was just waiting for you to scream "MOMMY! HE SAIDED A BAD WORD!" but you probably actually did that instead of typing it.
3. Just like me? You're the one upset that I said that Brits get upset easily. Oh the irony. :)
4. I agree the US sucks but its 100x better than the UK, plus less rain. sux4u
itchix 1 month ago
@itchix I'm not up set, america is not better, you're the one who seems upset. Good bye. And get fucked. i don't care! And parts of america have much more rain. And you just told me to use proper english? Then you say ''sux4u''? Haha fuck off. It really does suck for you. Don't respond.
MrCherubhair1 1 month ago
@MrCherubhair1 Yeah, that sounds about like most upset Brits posting. A bunch of random uses of "fuck" and the main point of the post seems to be "no you are!!!" You should try moving past elementary school. It seems that your life may have peaked before you hit puberty. That's very sad.
Have fun in that dreary miserable country of yours.
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itchix 1 month ago
@itchix Boring, your constant attempts at making out like my life is ''sad'' or dreary is a reflection of your self. Why do you feel the need to insult the country i'm from? I know i said some things about america but it was really in response to your insults. I don't hate america at all and even though britain may not have the best weather any other time but summer but i like the weather. Can we settle this? Both country's a fine you prefer america i prefer britain. Deal?And why''colgate.com''?
MrCherubhair1 1 month ago
@MrCherubhair1 Yes, you've proven that you can say stupid things online. Congratulations?
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itchix 1 month ago
@itchix Weak come back, What are you talking about? ''Colgate.com''? Why?
MrCherubhair1 1 month ago
@MrCherubhair1 "Weak come back"
Well, maybe if I was like you and I was trying to argue about nothing then it would be, but my point was very obvious.
"What are you talking about?"
How stupid you are and how you keep proving it over and over.
"Why?"
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itchix 1 month ago
@itchix I did, here is what i found. ''Welcome to the world of Colgate-Palmolive. Every day millions of people like you trust our products to care for themselves and the ones they love.'
Oral Care: Trusted Oral Care products and expert information to keep your smile bright, beautiful and healthy.
Personal trust: Your source for quality personal care products from brands you know and trust.
Home care: Dependable, time-tested products for the care and keeping of your home.
MrCherubhair1 1 month ago
So dot dot dot
I dance silly too.
Is that all I need to join? ;)
mooseasaurusrex 11 months ago
As much as i admire and respect Bill, he got this one wrong. Would like to see how the bloods would get on in Glasgow on old firm day!
mrstevieabs 11 months ago
@mrstevieabs The Blood's would've wrecked havoc and set the area on fire.
You all forget what Bloods and Crips have evolved to become. They're no longer gangs, they're urban soldiers, locked in urban warfare. Hate and racism has spiraled out of control there..It's a shame, and that you guys going on who has the most violence, wtf?
Brits always think they have the most epic shit..When I see 13-17 year old brits running down the streets with AKs and such, I might reconsider.
MrKixt 10 months ago
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grubbs881 11 months ago
as a british per5son i can safely say in terms of gangs we have nothing that compares to what america has. but surely thats something for us brits to be proud of.isnt it??
MCshlthead 11 months ago
@MCshlthead yep
FuckPeople91 11 months ago
lmao yesterday some hooligans knocked over a dust bin in Shasbury. If we are cornered we will become skallywags. This is too funny.
Epimpin101 11 months ago
I am from south america.... Argentina, THAT IS PROBLEMS WITH VIOLENCE AND HOOLIGANS... and in brazil its 10 times worst.
elmaxidelsur 1 year ago
Yeah cause the bloods are just a dance group. Not a gang. Fuckin media always fuckin shit up
cc219Hmd 1 year ago
i think its interesting that people are commenting on one on one fights, that a hooligan would kick a blood's ass- i have to ask what do you base it on that this could even happen in real life? is there some pride or honor thing that the bloods usually abide to? if a hooligan steps into a red neighborhood and starts causing a fuss, he's gonna get his head blown off, that's that. there's no "lets see who's the better man" mentality here. thats why an english hooligan would never step.
cforcalvin 1 year ago
The bloods vs crips feud reached its height from 1987-1994. in that time nearly 6000 gang members died on both sides, from beatings, knives and guns. Soccer fanboys dont cause that kind of death.. they just throw other peoples property around and get a bath for their trouble.
ORACLE063 1 year ago
Wow. Are you trying to like disprove hicks' point he was trying to make in a joke? And you're method is to show a video of some dumb ghetto kids dancing in comparison to a riot in england? Why don't you show a few news clips where the real gangsters do drive by shootings and kill innocent bystanders, and go out robbing and beating the shit out of old people, and raping women and teenage girls.
SuperTasm 1 year ago
One on one,pretty sure the hooligans would kick their arses,no guns,no knives,just good old fisticuffs,lets see how big an tough they are without weapons ;)
AccyRed 1 year ago
@AccyRed thats a statement based on honor or pride. you think thieves and murderers care who's "big and tough"? you think your statement hurts their pride? go challenge a one on one fist fight, they'll laugh at you when they shoot you in the chest. they have ak-47's and the hooligans don't, thats what makes bloods and crips so dangerous. you can easily say well take away their guns and they got nothing. go take away their guns then. lol welcome to reality: he who has the biggest gun wins.
cforcalvin 1 year ago
@cforcalvin Thats because their little bitches that can't stand to loose. So for them it's either Win or Die. Fuck those morals. I'd rather fight someone and lose to prove my point, than 'Bus a Cap in Yo Ass'. It takes a man to take a punch, It takes a fucking retarded coward to pull out a strap.
Kooshism 11 months ago
Why do people want crime to be bad in england? Isn't it good that crime is not as bad but anyway this is a joke and whoever made this video doesn't have a sense of humour
purplenurps 1 year ago
I don't get why people want crime to be as bad here in Britain as it is in America. Sure it's pretty bad here but over there some dude can just buy a gun and shoot a fucking school down.
GunsOnRoof 1 year ago
@GunsOnRoof.....And get shot by someone else with a gun just as he's doing it, thus saving more lives than if he hadn't had a gun at all.
rgmztxy 1 year ago
Aenima (sp?) by tool was inspired by bill hick's distaste for LA.
TheSnather 1 year ago
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Man you must feel special.
ImaDumbPunkx999 1 year ago
Put the Bloods against some of the UKs top firms without the Guns and we will see who comes out worse!
audio123me 1 year ago
I'm from the Uk and i love this bit on hooligans, our crime is totally pussy compared to american crime. its hilarious.
Harryclownie 1 year ago
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BenPN1000 1 year ago
Love Bill Hicks,as far as violence goes I'm English and of course we get some terrible crime over here just like anywhere in the world,there's violent assholes in most society's.A lot of it is drug related.Bill's taking the piss out of the stereotypical view of England with the posh accent and funny words like hooligans.Its a funny routine and English people love to take the piss out of everyone including ourselves.
BenPN1000 1 year ago
I didn't see one AK47, one nine, one grenade, one machete, hell even a pee shooter .22 pistol. But your shitting on Bill Hicks cuz you wanna look hard... this joke your shitting on, whooosh, that's the sound it made as it went over your head.
He was pointing out people trying to console other's as if their pain is easily felt. He just so happened to pick Britian... also, he talks shit about American's 99% of the time, you happened to focus on the 1% he didn't... and whooosh!
FiLdUbz 1 year ago 29
@FiLdUbz p.s. I understand fully the satire of Bill Hicks. You quite clearly enjoy biting to somebody looking for a reaction though hehe
ctommonufc 1 year ago
fantastic video, if only Hicks really knew....
SHADYALMO 1 year ago
its a joke
mIllIvw 1 year ago
@MrBaphomet666
It's unfortunate, because Scotland is really beautiful...But I can totally understand wanting to eat fried mars bars and other fatty foods. It's sooooo cold in a lot of places there, and fatty food is really warms you up :P
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@MrBaphomet666
Someone tried to mug me when I visited Scotland. Surprisingly bad place in the cities. Countryside is neat. I think it was Glasgow or Edinburgh. Surprising number of obese people too.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@Ieateabyseals 'Glasgow or Edinburgh'- that's like saying New York or L.A. and 'surprising the number of obese people'- compared to where..lets say ANY CITY IN THE US! You really are a stereotypical ignorant American. If we didn't adopt American habits eg McDonald's and the like we would be alot healthier. Compare obesity in the UK BEFORE we let your fine eateries in.Get your own house in order first. Idiot.
Teddybhoy32 1 year ago
@Teddybhoy32
Don't be rude. I'm sure if there wasn't McDonalds in America people here would be healthier. I really wasn't bashing anybody in the first place, you should relax.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@Ieatbabyseals First of all I'll be whatever I want to be. Second I am perfectly relaxed. Point is you are too stupid to realise you were being patronising. Or maybe you are just too stupid full stop to not get it at all. To not know which city you are in is staggering. Also people in glass houses and all that....
In short I know it can be hard for the average, (although in your case below average) American but next time think first before commenting. Clear?
Teddybhoy32 1 year ago
@Teddybhoy32
Well, the trip was about 3 years ago, and I only stayed in that area of Scotland for a short period of time. I get that you're patronising me, but your motives behind it are all founded in ignorance.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@Ieatbabyseals Ok so that's alright then..it was 3 years ago! 'Founded in ignorance'-is the irony lost on you then..that is priceless. You are too stupid AND ignorant for words. It was YOUR ignorance that prompted me..no other motives. FFS! That response only solidified my opinion on you and really done yourself no favours at all. Grow a brain.
Teddybhoy32 1 year ago
@Teddybhoy32
Then rain down your knowledge upon me oh bright one.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@Ieatbabyseals ???
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
My problem.if you like, is I just can't stand stupid people. -Sorry!
Teddybhoy32 1 year ago
@Teddybhoy32
Eh, I don't need an apology you're quite insignificant.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@Ieatbabyseals Ha ha.
Well it wasn't a real apology, silly. You are desperately trying to salvage something...anything! Unfortunately you can't. Why reply if I'm so insignificant?
You're funny!
Teddybhoy32 1 year ago
@Teddybhoy32
It's not difficult to reply to you. I don't think it indicates any type of true significance.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@Ieatbabyseals Well good for you then. Who's a clever girl?
Teddybhoy32 1 year ago
@Teddybhoy32
You?
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@Ieatbabyseals
I'd be a boy. Irony/sarcasm is definitely lost on you.
Teddybhoy32 1 year ago
@Teddybhoy32
Thank you, you're very kind.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@Ieatbabyseals
Hey. Well done! Getting the hang of it. See you've learned something.
Teddybhoy32 1 year ago
@Teddybhoy32
Nah
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@Ieatbabyseals Oh so you were being as a matter of fact then? Well in that case thank YOU for stating I was very kind. Did you mean because I'm going easy on you even though you are as bright as 3 in the morning?
You've got me in a good mood that's all. I still regard you as thick as shit.
Teddybhoy32 1 year ago
@Teddybhoy32
Yourwelcome.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@Ieatbabyseals
Thanks. (going into Southpark mode).
I've learned something today(and yesterday). Even though you are incredibly stupid and ignorant, I shouldn't think you, and people like you, are completely worthless anymore. You have made an effort to contribute so I recognise that fact and applaud you for at least the effort. Summing up, next time though try to recognise that YOUR statements can come across as being ignorant and maybe try to think next time before typing your words.
Teddybhoy32 1 year ago
@MrBaphomet666
There's more crime (murders) in my County than in Compton (I live in South Florida)
Yeah if you live in a nicer state then you have less crime. Yeah a lot of eastern European countries have very high crime rates, but England, in comparison, is a safer place.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
KILL ALL BLOODS..FOR REAL =)
BIGDHOB 1 year ago
@MrBaphomet666
No, it's all statistics. The environment where I live has very hostile areas where you can be dragged out of your car beaten and killed for being white. As far as your environment goes, I'm sure there are hostile areas of town, but your crime rate is probably less frequent in comparison to a lot of the shitville American cities.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@MrBaphomet666
I'm not, I'm only saying that it's shit down where I live. It's not glorifying it to point out how nasty it is.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@MrBaphomet666 citizenship isn't relevant, the point is the phone was conceived, developed, and first used, in canada
NasEscobar1 1 year ago
@MrBaphomet666
No, there is nothing to be proud about having worse crime. The only people that glorify crime are rappers.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
Oh noes hoodies and chavs
How many drive by shootings do they do a year? How many murders happen in England? There have been 883 shootings out where I live last year. I don't see how you can compare back allyway stabbings to the kinds of shit we got here.
Ieatbabyseals 1 year ago
@TearsAmongAshes in america yes we use your magna carta because our constitution is moddeled after the magna carta and we use your language but lets think for just one minute british wear our clothes, listen to our music, use our computers, play our video games, watch our movies, eat at our resteraunts, and in war they use are weapons and so far these people are stupid enough to say they hate america we dont hate england ive been there many times and i think its beautiful its just the people
tgranger13 1 year ago
@tgranger13 Wow, where to start?
Do you realized that your entire rant was a single run on sentence? If you would like to show that you are in some way superior, start with grammar. The next thing that caught my attention was your misuse of the word "are" instead of "our," after using it correctly numerous times. You then throw out the "stupid" insult, as if it does not in anyway apply to yourself.
I love our country just as much as the next guy, it's people like you that hurt our image.
sanforce 1 year ago
@garyptaszek first of all Alexander grahm bell- look him up he invinted the telephone then look up thomas edison he invinted the light bulb do you were they lived??? AMERICA england did not fucking invent those things
tgranger13 1 year ago
@tgranger13 alexander graham bell lived in canada BITCH, first phone call ever, brantford ontario, to paris ontario, so stfu, ENGLISH COMMONWEALTH 4 LIFE!
NasEscobar1 1 year ago
@tgranger13
It really isn't a matter of inventing it, Bell just happened to get his telephone patented first. If it wasn't him it would have been Elisha Gray. What does it matter where he lived?
Also, Edison didn't invent to light bulb, he just made significant improvements to incandescent light at the time. People make it seem as if he was the only one experimenting with that sort of thing at the time.
The public always give one person too much credit... It's manipulation of history.
BlueberryHearts 1 year ago
@tgranger13 Shouldn't have to say this again; never will stop saying it: Nikola Tesla. Tesla & Edison is like Bill Hicks &...Carrot Top, who won the Big Comedy Award, whatever it's called, the week after Bill Hicks died. There is no cure for cancer. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Bill might have found National Ego-pissing contests to be another example of WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. I believe in what America should have been...but the 4th of July, it makes me sick. (I live in U.S.)
Snowflakebleed011 6 months ago
@garyptaszek i dont want to mate with you......what a fag wanting to mate with other guys what do they teach you in england????????
tgranger13 1 year ago
@tgranger13
Another ignorant yank cunt.
ctommonufc 1 year ago
@ctommonufc damn son, walk through LA like he has... Bill and ignorance don't mix well, son.
FiLdUbz 1 year ago
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ctommonufc 1 year ago
@ctommonufc psh he is hardly ignorant your just a squishy cry baby
gurru1312 1 year ago
everybody what has brittan ever given to the world???????? what have they ever done to recive credit???
tgranger13 1 year ago
@tgranger13 Britain gave to the world the internet (Tim Berners-Lee). Its quite useful for finding answers to stupid questions... Thick fuck.
BennyLFC1984 1 year ago
@BennyLFC1984 his interntet sucked dick
and youtube is american
codymoose123 1 year ago
@tgranger13 how about the language you're trying to speak?
or the telephone... or the light bulb... most things really mate
garyptaszek 1 year ago
@garyptaszek
where did you get your language from, latin right proffessor
the British and their superiority complexes
blunntashiz 1 year ago
@tgranger13 Umm, the Magna Carta was pretty cool. You should give it a read sometime.
TearsAmongAshes 1 year ago
@tgranger13
*Cough*
Erm, You know whats that thing? erm damn what is it, Oh yeah The Great British Empire.
You know the thing that colonised America, brought roads and railways to india, indonesia, god knows how many other countrys as it was the largest empire ever to have existed. Created trade routes, kicked the french, spanish and german butts long before America was even discovered.
Oh not to mention that we train most of the worlds air force wuuw (dot) abovetopsecret (dot) c0m.
moctuzuma 1 year ago
put Bloods (with no guns) and hooligans and,you will see the result :D
gun in hand,rabbit in heart ;)
cp6uja123 1 year ago
@cp6uja123 r u british or just retarded
codymoose123 1 year ago
The bloods would kill all english gangs. Thankfully we don't have a huge gang problem over here even if the media likes to pretend we do. Hooliganism is different, hooligans are huge crowds of drunk people rioting which unfortunately we have a lot of.
vicious12394 1 year ago
Im from England and ill keep our dust bin bandits and you yanks can keep ur gangs :-) not sure you should be braggin about ur crime tho
Englandsbestlover 1 year ago
@Englandsbestlover yeah america sucks a fat prick
hempartist420 1 year ago
i know its nothing to be proud off but didn't we have a part in creating the bloods and crips. armed with our superior linguistic skills, a couple of muskets and some heavily dark manipulation of tribe leaders we enslaved africans and stuck them on a boat to buld your fair nation. say what you like about the english and we were a massive bunch cunts. we still managed to run a empire with a bunch of civil servants and a relatively small army
Buckydonegood 1 year ago
@Buckydonegood As soon as you admit you've ever had a military presence in your country, you should realize you have no reason to brag or be proud and should just stop there.
panicxitsxbrea 1 year ago
yeah soccer riots don't really compare with daily death tolls but still wouldn't want to be in England in one of those with my American accent, I hear they stab alot. but really the bloods and the hooligans aren't as bad as the MS13 witch is also in L.A.
ThennyDlux 1 year ago
agreed. MS13 is not a gang to mess with.
apancher 1 year ago
haha, whoever made this video has taken it very personal. Hooliganism in the UK is a very serious problem. Thankfully less so than it was but as much so as LA Blood\Crips gangs (without the guns).
Im British, but I find this extremely funny, I have the ability to laugh at myself and my culture and feel that unless you do the same you are doomed.
freekicking85 1 year ago
We're the hooligans!
I cant tell whether the "Speak English!" line was done on purpose or not. Very subtle if so.
NoHeartAnthony 1 year ago
This is a competition? So; on a Bill Hicks youtube clip, people are debating who has the worst, most antisocial, depraved, violent, inhumane and indifferent criminals? And the winning point goes to the society, that fosters the *worst*? That strikes me as... funny..
SaaErDetNok 1 year ago
Please don't tell me that those badly-dressed, camp hippity-hoppity nigs were British.
dadfkl1 1 year ago
Bill Hicks was the MAN!!!!!
addz91 1 year ago
And in the states u got the isolated ghettos and projects while here teenagers are slashing their throats in the middle of fucking Oxford Street!!! they are not bothered by cctv or anything else for that matter, they just do what they do... the ignorant bastards
MrShelllllll 1 year ago
lol, criminals are criminals, no gang is harder or more dangerous then the others, they r all ruthless and fearsome
MrShelllllll 1 year ago
Bloods n crips are yesteryear. These days its all about the Hispanic gangs that have infiltrated Americas heartland.
And I dont care how down to brawl any British so called gang is, if they went head to head with ms 13 etc, theyd be suckin a Salvatrucha dick so fast itd make theyre PG tip stained snaggle toothed pasty white ass head spin.
Remember, its not just the weapons, its the brutality and relentlessness. Now go have some HobNobs and stfu.
SnuffVideos 1 year ago
@SnuffVideos if you knew some of the people I've met you wouldn't be so sure.
one guy took a shotgun off someone and beat him to death with it. Usually if you piss off the wrong person it doesn't get on the news you just disappear. Watch 'Rise of the Foot Soldier', you'll get the idea.
Danj38oi 1 year ago
@SnuffVideos been to watts lately? yesteryear my ass
mbenson2790 1 year ago
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SnuffVideos 1 year ago
We're the hooligans!
m3talmilitia15 1 year ago
who are the "wimbley boys" sounds like an american naming the only place in england they've heard of, and spelling it wrong
Androg 1 year ago
i could beat you up.
no i could beat you up.
no i could beat you up.
*sigh*
jimRRRRRRRRRR 1 year ago
Bloods would destroy any london gangs, expecially the wimbley boysXD
deathspleasure 1 year ago
yeah probably the London ones, but us northerners would kick your arses
MrJimzie 1 year ago
@MrJimzie
Who do you have up north?
deathspleasure 1 year ago
there's a huge difference between hooligans and bloods: hooligans are leisure-time thugs having a soft sport for soccer, whilst the bloods are a criminal organisation, recruiting in the cradles of hopelessness and anger;)
Kuechenkraft 1 year ago
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Alba12349 1 year ago
one of my fav bits
Rock85100 2 years ago
only pussy yanks use guns.
its the small dick theory.
u got a small dick and cant defend yourself. = ya carry a gun.
JOESGONNAKILLY0U 2 years ago
you're from the streets
i can tell because you pretend like you've been there
england is like, gangster and shit
ucihapokujin 2 years ago
I'm bettin on tha bloods
omgfmlwtfsmb 2 years ago
I love this! But then any group of humans in any kind of conflict will do things even they wouldn't have known they were capable of. From Belfast to Bengal Humans are the most dangerous animal on the planet. Football hooliganism is the 'civilised' world's excuse for tribal warfare. Much as i hate it, violence is a deep human instinct.
bommerillo 2 years ago
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yusefben 2 years ago
you watched the msnbc special too?
but yeah man the mean streets of suburbia...it's tough growing up in the suburbs. it's all vicious and shit out on those mean streets...of suburbia
ucihapokujin 2 years ago
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yusefben 2 years ago
google translate leaves a little bit to be desired
but yeah dude warm up for me. just remember to clean out your rectum a little bit before we start getting into each other. i'd rather not have shit on my dick :(
ucihapokujin 1 year ago
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yusefben 1 year ago
or you could just fuck me up the ass and give me a reacharound...i think that would work better
ucihapokujin 1 year ago
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yusefben 1 year ago
@ucihapokujin bored
payno101 1 year ago
Ha bill sounds like tony blair when he does the accent!
Feseantphucker 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Bill Hicks was rarely funny and this is a great example of him taking material that might have been good for a minute or two and dragging it on and on and on and on and on.
CobaltKris 2 years ago
@CobaltKris Though, I do respect your opinion, I disagree, and I'm dying to know, who's your favorite comedian?
BillHicks420 2 years ago
@CobaltKris who do you consider funny then...little and large,jimmy crankie,bobby ball...please enlighten us
lloydyherbal 1 year ago
@CobaltKris ...bet its dick emery!!!
lloydyherbal 1 year ago
I'd hate to be a dust-bin in Shaftsbury tonight!
okplayer420 2 years ago 28
I agree with Whooligan86, but the fact of the matter is, USA has MUCH MUCH more deaths by firearms, then any other country.
volimsir 2 years ago
That may be becouse the U.S.A. actualy has fire arms. In japan poor disgruntled emos are forced to go on school stabbings. If only they had guns.
beefygoblin 2 years ago
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dumbest video on youtube award...
blindside70 2 years ago
Is it me, or is it to argue who has the worse crime is like comparing who has the biggest cancerous tumor?
Whooligan86 2 years ago 35
Is it me, or people who don't understand material used for fodder or comedy should be shot?
jazzhopin 2 years ago
I understand it. The people commenting here don't get that it's a comedian telling a joke and start to take it literal.
Whooligan86 2 years ago
@Whooligan86 shit man English football fans would eat those inner city nigger faggots for breakfast
tuleo554 1 year ago
@Whooligan86 no his just trying to say england is full of pussies
codymoose123 1 year ago
@codymoose123 however you represent the american that cant piece a fucking sentence together
hempartist420 1 year ago
@hempartist420 what i dont understand u
codymoose123 1 year ago
@codymoose123 imagine that, i called you stupid
hempartist420 1 year ago
@hempartist420 nah u need to write better
codymoose123 1 year ago
Ok i understand that bill hicks might be wrong about what hes talking about here, but whoever made this video is just as wrong. this video proves no point save for how retarded its producer was. youre right those bloods arent waving their shit around probably because its tucked in their pants.
there is crime everywhere. R.I.P. Bill.
aztathoth 2 years ago
ARSSHOLE
frankbough1955 2 years ago
NBA IS 4 NIGGERS
GIBEANER 2 years ago