@singstrong90 Nope, I'm just mystified at how I went from lesbian action to something that is so retarded it's funny. Try watching this high, funniest thing ever...or scariest.
@IBiteTheHandThatFed You want to know something? I actually met the actor who played Bibleman AND saw him live! That was awesome!! I have been a Christian all of my life and I believe that the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth died, was buried and rose again!!! The King of Kings and Lord of Lords!! Who was and is and is to come!!! My deepest sympathies to you for not knowing what you are missing.
@singstrong90 You can follow the shit your preach: do not kill, do not steal, love thy neighbor and all that without having to believe in some cosmic jewish zombie who got nailed to a 2x4. And the bible...greatest work of fiction of all time. Lets read some good christian stories of plague, genocide, rape and murder. Oh and lets not forget misogyny. Passage after passage, women are commanded to accept an inferior role. Your turn :)
@IBiteTheHandThatFed In my own opinion the Bible is not a history book. It's a love letter from my Father. It saddens me that you won't even see the truth. To accept the gift of everlasting life. That is the greatest gift of all. How dare you to insult the creator of the Heaven's and the Earth. The Lord Jesus Christ. Can't you understand that He died on that cross to take your place? He took all the sins of the world so that you wouldn't have to go to Hell.
@singstrong90 A love letter that is shamefully innacurate. Mark, the oldest of the gospels wrote his bullshit at least 30 years after Jesus got nailed. Newer gospels may have been written more than 200 years after the fact. The text has been translated, retranslated and amended countless times so now, over 2000 years later, you're not following Jesus' words, but the people who for centuries put words in his mouth. Way to be a mindless sheep.
IBiteTheHandThatFed The gift of eternal life is the greatest gift you could ever hope to receive. You have no idea what you are missing. I am a servant and follower of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth, and NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING will EVER change my mind.
@singstrong90 I wasn't trying to convert you to a different faith. You're too much of a stubborn sheep. I was simply pointing out a few of the many, many flaws in Christianity.
@IBiteTheHandThatFed On that cross, all of the sins of the world were put upon Him. He's knocking on the door of your heart. He wants to give you a gift; and as I said before, that's the gift of eternal life.
@singstrong90 All the sins of the world were put on the cross? Sins like sex for example? Oh this is a good one! For centuries, christians have had this morbid preocupation for sex (besides the obvious power, money and infliction of cruelty) The ten commandments state its a sin to "covet one neighbors wife" but ignores slavery, cruelty or torture. Which were quite common when the ten commandments were written.
@singstrong90 The current Christian hate campaign against homosexuals is another prominent manifestation of this perverse preoccupation. Even at this moment, condemnation of "sodomites" from church pulpits is still very, very common, with Christian clergymen wringing their hands as they piously proclaim that their words of hate have nothing to do with gay bashings and the murder of gays.
When I was younger, I wanted to be Bibleman when I grew up. Now, I'm in college to become a laywer to put real-life Fibblers and criminals behind bars.
Why can't you guys just be mature!? This show was created to bring little kids to God! Ya the acting and the makeup isn't the greatest but who cares. And another thing, you all are throwing around the word "holy" like it nothing! The only thing that I know that's holy is Jesus Christ!!
@radboy97 You are awesome!! I totally agree with you that the only thing that is holy is Jesus Christ!! This is a simple way to help young kids understand the Bible.
Atheism is a religion that wants nothing to do with God, yet everything to do with people who believe in Him. It's a religion... but it's not a religion. If you think that after-death is complete emptiness, that's like saying life itself is pointless, because in the end, you won't really care. You live a life that is without motivation. The best thing for an atheist is death, because what's the point in life if it gives grief and sorrow, when you believe you rest in peace.
Poor old Fibbler, died by his own weapon. If only he had conserved energy in that fight he might have made it out ok. Or better yet since lies are his theme he could make up his own B.S. quotes and call them magic, or at least design them to give himself psychological aid in the fight.
@Xunkun No, atheism legally is a religious choice, we get no tax exempt because we have no need to erect public buildings, plus we're a hated religion because of the ignorance of those around us. It goes into religious intolerance and is really stupid because I thought we moved past that primordial stage in our society.
The church does not deserve a tax exempt status. Churches sit on top of more money then they know what to do with due to donations. Separation of church and state.
oh geeze their outfits at the end... i forgot how much clothes have changed since the 90's
SkyFoxCode 1 week ago
This movie was so low budget, they could only afford to have him chew on a red colored pencil instead of a pen.
PAC0SANCHEZ 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from TheBiblemanMovies 3
@PAC0SANCHEZ Well it was the early 1990's
Adisayam1989 3 weeks ago
brainwash ... yes. Poor kids
Thessalya 1 month ago
I think the last time I watched this was when I was about 7 or 8 years ago... and I still love it(;
bradpamkate 1 month ago 2
POWER RANGERS ARE MANLY NEXT TO THIS!!
Beastkingzetta 1 month ago
This is so fucked up.
ldhamilton13 2 months ago
9:30
He dun goofed.
TheShadowFog 2 months ago
I went from QWOP, to an interview with Paul Heyman, to a Tommy Wiseau screen test, to this?
RevJoshsFunhouse 2 months ago
...how the fuck did I get from porn to this shit?
IBiteTheHandThatFed 2 months ago 4
@IBiteTheHandThatFed You are a sad human being... may God forgive you.
singstrong90 1 month ago
@singstrong90 Nope, I'm just mystified at how I went from lesbian action to something that is so retarded it's funny. Try watching this high, funniest thing ever...or scariest.
IBiteTheHandThatFed 1 month ago
@IBiteTheHandThatFed I have been watching these since I was a little kid and now I'm in my early 20's. Like I said before, may God forgive you.
singstrong90 1 month ago
@singstrong90 Well then, my sympathies that you had to be exposed to this propoganda at a young age.
IBiteTheHandThatFed 1 month ago
@IBiteTheHandThatFed You want to know something? I actually met the actor who played Bibleman AND saw him live! That was awesome!! I have been a Christian all of my life and I believe that the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth died, was buried and rose again!!! The King of Kings and Lord of Lords!! Who was and is and is to come!!! My deepest sympathies to you for not knowing what you are missing.
singstrong90 1 month ago
@singstrong90 You can follow the shit your preach: do not kill, do not steal, love thy neighbor and all that without having to believe in some cosmic jewish zombie who got nailed to a 2x4. And the bible...greatest work of fiction of all time. Lets read some good christian stories of plague, genocide, rape and murder. Oh and lets not forget misogyny. Passage after passage, women are commanded to accept an inferior role. Your turn :)
IBiteTheHandThatFed 1 month ago
@IBiteTheHandThatFed In my own opinion the Bible is not a history book. It's a love letter from my Father. It saddens me that you won't even see the truth. To accept the gift of everlasting life. That is the greatest gift of all. How dare you to insult the creator of the Heaven's and the Earth. The Lord Jesus Christ. Can't you understand that He died on that cross to take your place? He took all the sins of the world so that you wouldn't have to go to Hell.
singstrong90 1 month ago
@singstrong90 A love letter that is shamefully innacurate. Mark, the oldest of the gospels wrote his bullshit at least 30 years after Jesus got nailed. Newer gospels may have been written more than 200 years after the fact. The text has been translated, retranslated and amended countless times so now, over 2000 years later, you're not following Jesus' words, but the people who for centuries put words in his mouth. Way to be a mindless sheep.
IBiteTheHandThatFed 1 month ago
IBiteTheHandThatFed The gift of eternal life is the greatest gift you could ever hope to receive. You have no idea what you are missing. I am a servant and follower of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth, and NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING will EVER change my mind.
singstrong90 1 month ago
@singstrong90 I wasn't trying to convert you to a different faith. You're too much of a stubborn sheep. I was simply pointing out a few of the many, many flaws in Christianity.
IBiteTheHandThatFed 1 month ago
@IBiteTheHandThatFed On that cross, all of the sins of the world were put upon Him. He's knocking on the door of your heart. He wants to give you a gift; and as I said before, that's the gift of eternal life.
singstrong90 1 month ago
@singstrong90 All the sins of the world were put on the cross? Sins like sex for example? Oh this is a good one! For centuries, christians have had this morbid preocupation for sex (besides the obvious power, money and infliction of cruelty) The ten commandments state its a sin to "covet one neighbors wife" but ignores slavery, cruelty or torture. Which were quite common when the ten commandments were written.
IBiteTheHandThatFed 1 month ago
@singstrong90 The current Christian hate campaign against homosexuals is another prominent manifestation of this perverse preoccupation. Even at this moment, condemnation of "sodomites" from church pulpits is still very, very common, with Christian clergymen wringing their hands as they piously proclaim that their words of hate have nothing to do with gay bashings and the murder of gays.
IBiteTheHandThatFed 1 month ago
"So if I pray, I can have a costume appear on me and I can be a superhero too??"
"Er... well yes, I suppose, because God will clothe you, and everyone who believes in God and follows His Word will be a superhero"
"Cool!" *prays* "...erm... nothing's happening..."
"That's because Bibleman is just a show, it's not real a..."
"What?? So Christians' God's not real??"
"NO! He is real! And He's a Christian God!!" *BEATS WITH BELT*
Oscy 2 months ago
When I was younger, I wanted to be Bibleman when I grew up. Now, I'm in college to become a laywer to put real-life Fibblers and criminals behind bars.
sirr09 3 months ago 5
@sirr09 Aren't lawyers supposed to keep creminals off the jail?
m2ggs 3 months ago
@m2ggs not my field. criminal prosecutors are charged with putting criminals in jail.
sirr09 3 months ago
everyon's got a point...
sirr09 3 months ago
Man in superhero costume approaches lone young girl on a bench. This is how it works out in real life?
helloariella 3 months ago
00:18 - 00:32 it sounds like he's watching Pr0nz
xSurfinB1rdx 3 months ago
Why can't you guys just be mature!? This show was created to bring little kids to God! Ya the acting and the makeup isn't the greatest but who cares. And another thing, you all are throwing around the word "holy" like it nothing! The only thing that I know that's holy is Jesus Christ!!
radboy97 3 months ago
@radboy97 You are awesome!! I totally agree with you that the only thing that is holy is Jesus Christ!! This is a simple way to help young kids understand the Bible.
singstrong90 1 month ago
Why is the Fibbler's face coated in dry piss?
cornnugget 3 months ago 3
OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING. HOLY SHIT
inexorableveracity 3 months ago
STONE THE SINNERS
jackthayer 4 months ago 11
I noticed that the Fibbler had a hook nose. Like a caricature of Jews they used to have in Nazi Germany. I think Bibleman might be an anti-Semite.
Nathanv123 4 months ago
I wish I could witness how hilariously bad these are without having to scroll down and see all of this shit in the comments
Evan121991 4 months ago
HOLY SHIT HE EXPLODED.
HOLY SHIT.
Nerdami21 4 months ago
best of all, you won't remember your life either
CoachCamp73 4 months ago
Atheism is a religion that wants nothing to do with God, yet everything to do with people who believe in Him. It's a religion... but it's not a religion. If you think that after-death is complete emptiness, that's like saying life itself is pointless, because in the end, you won't really care. You live a life that is without motivation. The best thing for an atheist is death, because what's the point in life if it gives grief and sorrow, when you believe you rest in peace.
CoachCamp73 4 months ago
3:51 - It's ALL in the little girl's face right there.
Xunkun 4 months ago
this has worse over-acting then william shatner
Totalwar476 4 months ago
@Totalwar476 *than (man, learn to work on your grammar a little, huh?) sheesh -_-
singstrong90 1 month ago
I'd love to see this guy come up against the Joker...
videogamenostalgia 4 months ago
Teacher of the year award.
Teacher: "Is everything alright?"
Student: "Everything is not alright"
Dramatic Pause
Teacher: "Oh..... Well I'm sure it'll work out for the best."
Another Dramatic Pause
Teacher: "Well get on to class."
Just wow
LizTaylorsGhost 4 months ago 4
This show fucked me up for life...
c4r50n1 4 months ago
I can't believe I used to watch this o.o
MrSampleName 4 months ago
4:30 no offense Bubbleman,,,
camilo101 4 months ago
Poor old Fibbler, died by his own weapon. If only he had conserved energy in that fight he might have made it out ok. Or better yet since lies are his theme he could make up his own B.S. quotes and call them magic, or at least design them to give himself psychological aid in the fight.
philipbabb 4 months ago
lol these are so bad
headwhop26 5 months ago
They were in a science classroom? Why the fuck would you do this. Atheists dont fuck preists in thier churches, so why fuck us in ours.
AtomicDonut22 5 months ago
@AtomicDonut22 Atheism isn't a religion, no sacred places to defile.
camilo101 4 months ago
@camilo101 Legally atheism is a religion, due to religion being said here is short for religious views. The church thing was ironic
AtomicDonut22 4 months ago
@AtomicDonut22 Religion is Christianity's worst enemy.
singstrong90 1 month ago
@camilo101 Legally atheism is a religion, due to religion being said here is short for religious views. The church thing was ironic
AtomicDonut22 4 months ago
@AtomicDonut22 Oh, you're willing to give us tax-exempt status?
Xunkun 4 months ago
@Xunkun What the fuck? What does this have to do with anything?
AtomicDonut22 4 months ago
If Atheism is a religion, like any of the many many MANY branches of JudeoChristian religions,
And those get tax-exempt status,
Then that must mean that if you're willing to claim we're a religion too, then you must be willing to give us tax-exempt status.
Unless you admit you are wrong, and say we are not a religion.
Xunkun 4 months ago
@Xunkun No, atheism legally is a religious choice, we get no tax exempt because we have no need to erect public buildings, plus we're a hated religion because of the ignorance of those around us. It goes into religious intolerance and is really stupid because I thought we moved past that primordial stage in our society.
The church does not deserve a tax exempt status. Churches sit on top of more money then they know what to do with due to donations. Separation of church and state.
AtomicDonut22 4 months ago
@JakeShieldsMurder I got hit in the balls by nostalgia.
TheAlaskanHermit 6 months ago
"So your called the FIbbler.
Oooooh a nasty character too, aren't you.
Thank youu lord ;) "
splib117 6 months ago 11
sounds like slegehammer by peter gabriel
ieshaparsons 9 months ago
do you have silencing the gossip queen? :)
JordanJGirl345 10 months ago
@JordanJGirl345 yes i have it and it will be uploaded soon :)
TheBiblemanMovies 10 months ago 2
@TheBiblemanMovies awesome :)
JordanJGirl345 10 months ago