I just LOVE this guy...he is hilarious! One of the best comedians out there. Id love to see his act in person..esp with the other guys- Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy. :)
who the hell is the 1 person who hates this,, thats what the problem with us today someone always wants to be retarded and just ruin it for everyone.... If you honestly dont think that was funny their is something wrong with YOU...
cause for me to throw up this is what wouldve happened id have to gag, pull my oxygen mask off take a plastic bag off my leg open it up puke tie it back up put my mask back on I AINT GOT THAT KINDA TIIIIIME
"We come screamin' out of the sky y'all and, I don't know why, this man was drivin' his station wagon through Death Valley. But he will not do it again."
Drive the open Highways west of Cannon AFB in Eastern New Mexico and sooner or later your car will be 'targeted'. They love the practice. It's like Bigfoot just jumped on your roof as they ROAR over on their way downrange to the real target which is a puff of smoke on the Southern horizon. I loved it each and every time...Long live the sound of "FREEDOM"..
Possibility did exist, as I once heard, the F-35 could have been there in the future, according to retired Clovis friend, engineer on the avionics of the F-16's. I should have mentioned my previous statement was in the past tense. Of course we now have the possibility of our military all being in the past tense. It's still November 11th, VETERANS DAY for me. Thank you VETERANS for your sacrifice, it's been a great ride.
i like the part where he said "No sticky star"? And the pilot goes "im just kidding we pulled 9.2". Ohh thats right i got the funny pilot HAHAHAHAHAHA lol
what should i eat for breakfast? Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter? what does that do sooth your stomach?. Nope taste the same coming up as it did going down! lmao
now i dont know y this guy was driving his station wagon in the middle of death valley...but he wont do it again.. he didnt even see us coming all he hear was SWOOSH and then dust lmao that seriouslly makes my dad bc i can imagine some old guy driving then nearly having a hear attack wondering what the hell just happened
"I lost em, were gonna die, good flying wtih ya" lmao
ThePerilousCondign 1 month ago
1 person got the funny pilot.
wrestlemaniac8 2 months ago
I just LOVE this guy...he is hilarious! One of the best comedians out there. Id love to see his act in person..esp with the other guys- Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy. :)
lkrause74 2 months ago
And you know it was just some stoner out there who had just lit up some big fatty "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAAAAT!?!" lmmmfao!
thevampiressassassin 3 months ago 3
1 person didnt get a gold sticky star
TheProclan360 3 months ago 3
1 person forgot to say "roger."
CalmChaos77 4 months ago 5
"thats 2 fish on the side of a bank of a river"
shivadeath23 4 months ago
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...and because you can't breathe, this is how you have to do it at 9Gs: *gasp* *gasp*.
THAT AIN'T BREATHIN'!!!!! That's two fish layin' on the bank of a river!!!
*kinda like me, watching this!*
copyeditor1252 5 months ago
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copyeditor1252 5 months ago
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!
m007allred 6 months ago 6
who the hell is the 1 person who hates this,, thats what the problem with us today someone always wants to be retarded and just ruin it for everyone.... If you honestly dont think that was funny their is something wrong with YOU...
berry77425 6 months ago
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@berry77425 The guy is probably the guy in the station wagon!
Dinoross 6 months ago
why in the HELL did i decide to drink while watching this?
InescapablePain 6 months ago 2
@InescapablePain why what happened?
apocalypticaluvr 6 months ago
oh man
what?
we only pulled 8.5
o.e
MetalMonarchy 7 months ago
cause for me to throw up this is what wouldve happened id have to gag, pull my oxygen mask off take a plastic bag off my leg open it up puke tie it back up put my mask back on I AINT GOT THAT KINDA TIIIIIME
MetalMonarchy 7 months ago 2
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmgeeeeeeeberzzzzzz who the f would ever dislike this
ianator99 7 months ago
@ianator99 That would probably be the guy in the station wagon
FerretJohn 7 months ago
@FerretJohn hahahah yah
ianator99 7 months ago
"i saw bears poopin'! They didn't want too!"
Hock3yplaya418 7 months ago 6
Want his scooter LMAO
WhitePearlPincess16 7 months ago
one person needs to die. Engvall is the man.
lexiedoodleforever 8 months ago
"We come screamin' out of the sky y'all and, I don't know why, this man was drivin' his station wagon through Death Valley. But he will not do it again."
OutlawRebel117 8 months ago 2
Thank you so much for putting this video back up!!
ELATGRIFF27 8 months ago
say bye bye video.....stupid WMG....
shadddey5 3 years ago
lol! we only pulled 8.5. *bottoom lip goes out* w-what? Im just kiddin we went 9.2! Oh thats right i got the funny pilot!HAHAHAHAH!
tortoiseshellkitty 3 years ago 3
DO A BARREL ROLL
RectalDiscourse 3 years ago
lol use the boost to get through!
6agenthawk 3 years ago
what? are we going to shoot it?
number1weskerfan 3 years ago
lmao! i laughed so hard at that!
6agenthawk 3 years ago
The first time I heard this story after I had bought the album, I had to pull my car over because I could not stop laughing. So damn funny.
TexasProudCowgirl 3 years ago
funny as hell best vid EVA
hebiakatsuki 3 years ago
i lost them were going to die good flying with you
MrMatto91 3 years ago
Do a barrel roll
PrfctPhntm 3 years ago
i'm gunna piss myself lol
XD
levisz93 3 years ago 7
i love the stoner bit
onlypresto 3 years ago 8
I love Bill Engvall. He is one of the fi=unniest comedians ther is.
hpscan 3 years ago 35
Drive the open Highways west of Cannon AFB in Eastern New Mexico and sooner or later your car will be 'targeted'. They love the practice. It's like Bigfoot just jumped on your roof as they ROAR over on their way downrange to the real target which is a puff of smoke on the Southern horizon. I loved it each and every time...Long live the sound of "FREEDOM"..
Blogengezer 3 years ago 7
Cannon doesn't have their F-16s anymore
RaptorguyTx3 3 years ago
Possibility did exist, as I once heard, the F-35 could have been there in the future, according to retired Clovis friend, engineer on the avionics of the F-16's. I should have mentioned my previous statement was in the past tense. Of course we now have the possibility of our military all being in the past tense. It's still November 11th, VETERANS DAY for me. Thank you VETERANS for your sacrifice, it's been a great ride.
Blogengezer 3 years ago 3
were flying thought death valley..which u all know is a valley...of death!
FHEcheerleader23 3 years ago 8
omg its an amc Gremlin in the background! Cool video too, Hes hilarious
deadman2141 3 years ago 6
mabye the car thing can happen to me.
shofear1992 3 years ago 3
you no it was just some stoner who just lit a big fatty and goin wat the hell was that!!!!!! haha i love that partt
jakefan17 3 years ago 8
I AIN'T GOT THAT KINDA TIME!
JohnTheRipper222 3 years ago 4
I lost them; we're going to die-good flying with ya
ShirotaTezuka 3 years ago 6
It's like liquor at this point
musicman1700 3 years ago 5
"is that legal?"
"pfft, i dont know but it's fun!"
i cannot tell you how many times my friends and i have had that conversation.
sngr2012 3 years ago 64
lol. mine too.
esp me and my girlfriend.
butterflygirlkry18 3 years ago 4
ahhh that is my favorite conversation to have with my friends on the 4th of july, cuz we have almost every 30 seconds
ferrarifelon 3 years ago 5
I saw bears pooping, they didn't want to.
They were just lumbering along and *fooosh!* *Farting noise*
BigBoss3254 3 years ago 9
Death Valley its a valley........of death
MrMatto91 3 years ago 15
"You want his scooter?"
bostonownsu 3 years ago 6
THE PSYCHO HOUSE! LOL!
Silverlarkspur87 3 years ago 7
I love Bill so much!
bonesgirl1978 3 years ago 5
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!
JohnTheRipper222 3 years ago 4
Just one question... did the pilot have to press Z or R twice when he did the barrel roll?
ACDCGAMER 3 years ago 7
LOL YES, DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
hbknutjack 3 years ago 7
STARFOX 64
Trackst08 3 years ago 3
That pilots reaction the "is it legal" reminds me just of my uncle in the air force
schizktm 3 years ago 6
"Is that even legal?"
"I don't know. But it's fun."
ROFLMFFAO!!
DARKJAKE13 3 years ago 5
the first time i saw this movie i was over my friends house. i fucking fell off the bed laughing so hard.
kiara18568 3 years ago 4
Oh My Goodness! I have not laughed like that in a loong time! I love the part about the station wagon.
JRen2004 3 years ago 4
HE SAID BARREL ROLL!!!!!
DarkAku666 3 years ago 7
Flying in Death Valley wich as you know is a valley of DEATH
extremewrestlingfan8 3 years ago 5
funnier than part 1
AceOfSpades495 3 years ago 2
OMG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!
Fullofcash 3 years ago 8
This is so FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
ShirotaTezuka 3 years ago 3
I don't Know but it's fun...lol Hilarious
ChristianDeerHunter 3 years ago
THIS SO SO FUNNY!!!
I couldn't stop laughing!!!
Bill Engvall is so freaking hilarious!!!!
MrsKevinJonas91 3 years ago
This is bill's best! He's freaking hilarious!
vidmastr26 3 years ago 3
they cut so much out of the album
jhonnynohe 3 years ago
HA HA HA HA HA HA, the Death Valley bit was PRICELESS-Engvall is a comic GOD!!!
ilovetogofast88 3 years ago 2
this is my fave
smilezz6271991 3 years ago
ive seen an F16 take off.its badass
hell454 3 years ago 3
i don't know, but its fun!
Jackosaki 3 years ago
i just hurt myself laughing
boymagnet17 3 years ago 2
love the gremlin lol
alwayssme 3 years ago
this is bill's best lol
alwayssme 3 years ago 3
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Bill Engvall, Lewis Black, and Dave Chapelle should do the Jewish Blue Collard Chapelle show.... presented by moo cow fuck milk
rhino102211 3 years ago
my first time seeing this, this is hilarious. thanx for posting
alwayssme 3 years ago 4
this is so funny!
EssyDdog 3 years ago 4
hey did u hear engvall died in an f16..eally what was he doing up ther...idk screwing around...oh really...yeah i know....u want his scooter!!
haha funniest ever!!
FHEcheerleader23 3 years ago 4
funniest skit EVER!
ijnaqw 3 years ago 3
I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe at that part where they did the dive on the stationwagon and bears.
dgenx607 3 years ago 10
This routine had me rolling on the floor laughing............... funniest man alive
stanaw01 3 years ago 11
He just rolled a fatty and said
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAAAAAAAAT!!!!!"
lol
JaK3theGr8 3 years ago 5
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15 deggrees off cool was the best one he ever did man <3 There are 100 angels in this world.
50 are on crack
45 are having sex
5 is reading this
Put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins. If you do, someone who you love will surprise you. If you don't, then you'll lose love.
pps234 3 years ago
no sticky star? ROFL!
twix0212 3 years ago 8
they were just lumbering along they hear wooosh and poop lol hahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
harvardhopefull 3 years ago 2
I dont know but it's fun
jadetinkerbell 3 years ago
2:52
bill kinda like the dorkfish he talks about!
laff2much 3 years ago
I can't throw up
I have to gag,pull my oxygen mask off, take a plasict bag, open it, puke, put it back in my leg. I ANI"T GOT THAT KINd OF TIME!!!!!!!!! LOL
Dareman15 3 years ago 9
"oh yeah cause I got the funny pilot!!!"
hahahahahahaha NOOO!
ilovemiller 3 years ago 6
Is that legal
I dont know but its fun lol
Slipknot91101 3 years ago 8
i like the part where he said "No sticky star"? And the pilot goes "im just kidding we pulled 9.2". Ohh thats right i got the funny pilot HAHAHAHAHAHA lol
vosangel 3 years ago 11
what should i eat for breakfast? Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter? what does that do sooth your stomach?. Nope taste the same coming up as it did going down! lmao
AlecsAngel05 3 years ago 5
they were just slumbering alone and heard SWOOOSH!?! plrt!!
JudgeChimera 3 years ago 7
now i dont know y this guy was driving his station wagon in the middle of death valley...but he wont do it again.. he didnt even see us coming all he hear was SWOOSH and then dust lmao that seriouslly makes my dad bc i can imagine some old guy driving then nearly having a hear attack wondering what the hell just happened
captintexaco 3 years ago 5
and u just know its was just a stoner who just lit a big fatty and he he goes "What the hell was that"!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol so funny
dHaRbRo23 4 years ago 4
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this mothafuka is funny!
and im black
so you know that makes it all the better
LMAO
0akcliff 4 years ago
pretty hilarious
Arandomdud81 4 years ago
i love bill engvalls comady. it is so funny.
ebossissy 4 years ago
comEdy
mylambolp640 3 years ago 4
comEdy
mylambolp640 3 years ago 5
yep im a redneck
pcbinc226 4 years ago 2
Bill Engvall has gotta be one of the greatest comedians ever.
scbaseball2b 4 years ago 8
Lol they didn't want to!!!
Squirrely60 4 years ago 2
very very funny close to cool =p
imtheawesome 4 years ago 2
lol
snowy8u2 4 years ago
Way funny
AdolfoMelendrez 4 years ago
lol
sanosuke345 4 years ago