I can only say that one day soon people are going to wish they had taken Jesus on that cross serious,but it will be to late then.I had to fall,14stories and almost die to figure it all out.God and his son are as real as the hand im looking at.Better think about it.Heavens real and so is hell.Think what you wish.
@bananas1and2 Me too, everyone who believes in God has had to walk a road that was not the easiest path to cross. I LOVE this movie, it has heart and depth and I love when Mary says that the Bible isnt a weapon. It's supposed to be a guide to help you get to the point where you don't have to think WWJD,you already know it and execute it for yourself.
@mewtwosb Not all Christians are like that. The Bible never clearly states abstinence is a must before marriage, it merely says not to go to your marriage bed soiled or something along the lines of that. I'm sorry if you've met any Christians like that but just know some are very good people and their is just a part of who they are.
@mewtwosb@mewtwosb you are right with the last sentence. why do you think he tell us to be save it teill marriage? dont you think there is a reason? It is a gift for your most loved IN LIFE, not just over a period of time. To share it with one person only, and this is part of what makes marriage so important, it is a bond between the two.
@mewtwosb you are right with the last sentence. why do you think he tell us to be save it teill marriage? dont you think there is a reason? It is a gift for your most loved IN LIFE, not just over a period of time. To share it with one person only, and this is part of what makes marriage so important, it is a bond between the two.
@mewtwosb i m sorry to hear that you hate "christians". not all christians are the same.... to me this movie is so cheesy and seems to me so unreal christians, like hypocrytes.... but true christians follow jesus like mad, because they know they are sinners and want to be better, and tht's what he is about.... like if you are passionate about sports or art, you know what you are lacking and you seek for a coach or teacher....
this movie is how american see the christians, this isn't even close to the real things that god does! it's a shame that american people think in this way.. you don't know GOD.. our nation is going to hell, we need to repent from all our sins.. a let Jesus be your master. and lord
@woodselpen Well I sure don't hope ALL christian are like this.
But it was quite clear from my comment, wasn't it ?
I did say "FUNDAMENTALIST christian". Meaning lack of tolerance, and understanding for others. In general. I don't think they make any expetions. If u aint in their small group, then u are bad, or wrong, and in general not as good as they consider them selves.
@woodselpen i agree!! christianity shud have been about a personal relationship with jesus. and treat others the way he taught us....
but there are many kinds of christians out in the world. and for those who are truly passionate about him, we shud meditate on his words and examine how christ dealt with things. and let our actions speak.
I love Roland and Cassandra <3 They're my favorite. Next to Patrick and Marty. But mainly I just love Macaulay Culkin. He could not be more amazing in this movie if he tried.
Why would the roomate two gays? I dont think gays just like and want to have sex with someone because they are also gay but being locked away like that...there temptations would probably give in.
@belovedstarfire : I am a Christian, and I love this movie. It got a lot of things right for how things are for some people. It was written by a Christian too, and I think he handled the subject matter very well. He wasn't rude about it, he just questioned a lot of things that are out there.
@ChihuahuaRules123 : Well, Mary is having a crisis of faith like a lot of Christians. This is very symbolic. A lot of us Christians have at some point felt like Mary, so this scene makes a lot of sense to me.
Englishgainer you're right that line is so lol, thank you Heather Matarazzo who plays (Tia),btw if you see her in "Welcome To The Dollhouse",and Hostel 2, you know she'll in those two movies, I expect from Macaulay Culkin to do more movies like this cause he's the best and always will be "Kevin" in Home Alone, 5 stars.
hahaha when she threw the bible at her,that reminded of when my friend beat with a nativity story book in 8th grade!my damn teacher didnt do anything!
One of my the best comedies this decade, in my opinion. Fantastic screenplay, witty dialogue, a nice story, and splendid acting. Very funny, and quite moving at the same time. I love it!
Poor Mary. Jena Malone does an excellent job of portraying a girl who genuinely put her faith in what she thought God wanted--and as far as she could tell, got screwed over by him.
Notice how Hilary Faye acted like she was OH SO CONCERNED about Dean, but when Mary expressed doubt, that made her feel uncomfortable, so she had to kick her out of the Christian Jewels.
1) I bet Hilary Faye never had a moment of doubt in her life and wouldn't know what to do about it if she did.
That's probably why she didn't know how to handle Mary's doubt.
2) Hilary Faye also broke her promise to keep Dean's homosexuality a secret, all to make HERSELF look good for wanting to "help him".
'Nice Costume'
'Thanks'
-Walks Away-
'Cus We Have The Same.....One'
LMAOOO I LOVEE THT PART.
Kaydubbleyew 1 year ago
you mean like shoot her? no i was thinking of something a little less gangsta haha
olleykaryn 1 year ago 2
"You didn't just do this for the parking permit did you?"
"Pretty Much" lol i love Cass and Roll they make a great couple lolz!
ghostoftherobot2009 1 year ago
i thought halloween was of satin?!
gamegurl2469 1 year ago
@gamegurl2469 it is which is why this movie shows the hypocracy of most christians
MsBookworm77 1 year ago
@MsBookworm77 oh lol
gamegurl2469 1 year ago
@gamegurl2469 Satin is a fabric
catemcd 1 year ago
@catemcd lol intruth, my bad..
gamegurl2469 1 year ago
"Prayer works, it's been medically proven." LMAO. This movie is so funny to watch for an atheist. LOL
MrOnewayroad 1 year ago
A drive-by saving! Hilarious!
Lby54229 1 year ago
dammit now i have no idea wat the fuck is goin on cos part three was fucked up.
moekanz 1 year ago
gah i wish 3/9 would have worked.
NeatSweetNpetite 1 year ago 5
bahahahahah "he's all yours"
..."CALL ME LATER K"
bobfagget 1 year ago
"she's building a pipe bomb?!"
DanniiXDoomm 1 year ago
Mandy Moore is a damn good actor.
menjiii01 1 year ago 4
you mean like shoot her? hahaha
TrixieSatyr 1 year ago
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SSFamous1 1 year ago
i love when Mary hold up the Bible and says "this is not a weapon."
To me, that line really embodies the whole theme of the movie.
There's nothing wrong with belief, but nobody has the right to use it in order to manipulate someone else.
ElizaKat001 1 year ago 6
@ElizaKat001
damn right.
moekanz 1 year ago
lol exorcism
sp4nd3x 1 year ago 2
I can only say that one day soon people are going to wish they had taken Jesus on that cross serious,but it will be to late then.I had to fall,14stories and almost die to figure it all out.God and his son are as real as the hand im looking at.Better think about it.Heavens real and so is hell.Think what you wish.
HaroldWillett 1 year ago
Wow....you can't turn a guy straight by having sex with him. That's not Jesus' fault.
fruitikay 1 year ago 3
The scene where she curses at the cross is so powerful. I have been there before.
bananas1and2 1 year ago
@bananas1and2 do you know the song at 1:15??
popgirl183 1 year ago
@popgirl183 This Life by Chantal Kreviazuk
danimarie82 1 year ago
@bananas1and2 Me too, everyone who believes in God has had to walk a road that was not the easiest path to cross. I LOVE this movie, it has heart and depth and I love when Mary says that the Bible isnt a weapon. It's supposed to be a guide to help you get to the point where you don't have to think WWJD,you already know it and execute it for yourself.
TheLovelylove 1 year ago
Macaulay Culkin is the best actor ever! i am a huuuuuuuuge macaulay culkin fan!
elliotttasha 1 year ago 2
"Hi Mitch! *goofy smile*" Haha that boy is sooooo obviously smitten :)
XxleapingxlizardsxX 1 year ago 2
btw, i think its hilarious when she pegs her wit the bible and says, "I am filled with christs love!!" haha
gel1792 1 year ago 3
wut the crap? imma christian and this is pure madness....
gel1792 1 year ago
wow that pregnant girl is beautiful...
josue679 1 year ago
i hate cristians
they follow jesus lke mad people
i mean does jesus really wanted people to be virgins all the time
all he wanted was people to hav faith in humanity
mewtwosb 1 year ago
@mewtwosb Not all Christians are like that. The Bible never clearly states abstinence is a must before marriage, it merely says not to go to your marriage bed soiled or something along the lines of that. I'm sorry if you've met any Christians like that but just know some are very good people and their is just a part of who they are.
ducksrevil 1 year ago
@mewtwosb @mewtwosb you are right with the last sentence. why do you think he tell us to be save it teill marriage? dont you think there is a reason? It is a gift for your most loved IN LIFE, not just over a period of time. To share it with one person only, and this is part of what makes marriage so important, it is a bond between the two.
edtsang7 1 year ago
@mewtwosb you are right with the last sentence. why do you think he tell us to be save it teill marriage? dont you think there is a reason? It is a gift for your most loved IN LIFE, not just over a period of time. To share it with one person only, and this is part of what makes marriage so important, it is a bond between the two.
edtsang7 1 year ago
@mewtwosb i m sorry to hear that you hate "christians". not all christians are the same.... to me this movie is so cheesy and seems to me so unreal christians, like hypocrytes.... but true christians follow jesus like mad, because they know they are sinners and want to be better, and tht's what he is about.... like if you are passionate about sports or art, you know what you are lacking and you seek for a coach or teacher....
edtsang7 1 year ago
@edtsang7 unfortunately alot of christians like that just fo show
Sweet9117 1 year ago
@mewtwosb christianity shud have been about a personal relationship with jesus. and treat others the way he taught us....
peace.
edtsang7 1 year ago
"She's planting a pipe bomb?!?" lol
I still love you, Macaulay Culkin. <3
rockinbrowneyedgirl 1 year ago 8
Why cudnt they have just either called her Hillary or faye why hillary-faye?
Don't sound right...
DanniiXDoomm 1 year ago
lol omg two of my favorite parts.
"she's planting a pipe bomb?!?"
and
"I am FILLED with christ's love!!!"
alisharoseharvey 1 year ago 2
That was funny
I am filled with christs love! *throughs bible at her*
MiyaKipp2945 2 years ago 2
so funy when tia looks so serious when she says "you mean like shoot her?"
oblivionfreakwoodelf 2 years ago 3
just go with it.
isabellcarlick 2 years ago
a gay guy impregnates a christian girl....
if that's not a paradox, i don't know what is.
withlove911 2 years ago 13
Lmaoo "christ died for your sins!" funniest scene 08:54
DarkwaveDuck 2 years ago
Lol I Like when patrick said "Scooter?...Mary this is a vespo..and I don't know what your talking about hop on" =D
noodlechick90 2 years ago
I love the line Patrick says about Mercy House being less for the people who get sent there and more for those who do the sending.
insanepoet9 2 years ago 36
@belovedstarfire
I'm Muslim, I've gotten some much crap because of my religion in the modern media.
It doesn't make fun of Christian faith, it makes fun of fundamentalism.
insanepoet9 2 years ago 8
i agree, but i think it does take some jabs at it in general as well.
ChristianHalovids 2 years ago
man if it was me, i would've ran like the devil himself was chasing me
VanillyaTV 2 years ago
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this movie is how american see the christians, this isn't even close to the real things that god does! it's a shame that american people think in this way.. you don't know GOD.. our nation is going to hell, we need to repent from all our sins.. a let Jesus be your master. and lord
jorgevalle56 2 years ago
@jorgevalle56 no this is about freedom of speech and how religion takes much of it away and also how religion discriminates...
tbodine07 2 years ago 3
@jorgevalle56 I see wwhy u get so many thumbs down.
Because this movie shows how fundamentalist christians are. It even tones the reality down a bit.
If u don't see it. Then I guess u are in deep shit yourself. Deep shit meaning, a fundamental christian.
BelieveNoGod 2 years ago
It shows how mistaken some "Christians" are; not how fundamentalist Christians are in general, which is what your comment seems to imply..
woodselpen 1 year ago
@woodselpen Well I sure don't hope ALL christian are like this.
But it was quite clear from my comment, wasn't it ?
I did say "FUNDAMENTALIST christian". Meaning lack of tolerance, and understanding for others. In general. I don't think they make any expetions. If u aint in their small group, then u are bad, or wrong, and in general not as good as they consider them selves.
BelieveNoGod 1 year ago 3
@woodselpen i agree!! christianity shud have been about a personal relationship with jesus. and treat others the way he taught us....
but there are many kinds of christians out in the world. and for those who are truly passionate about him, we shud meditate on his words and examine how christ dealt with things. and let our actions speak.
peace.
edtsang7 1 year ago 2
I love Roland and Cassandra <3 They're my favorite. Next to Patrick and Marty. But mainly I just love Macaulay Culkin. He could not be more amazing in this movie if he tried.
CaughtintheSnowstorm 2 years ago 2
@CaughtintheSnowstorm *Mary not Marty....gheesh! Wish youtube had an edit button! lol
CaughtintheSnowstorm 2 years ago
Why would the roomate two gays? I dont think gays just like and want to have sex with someone because they are also gay but being locked away like that...there temptations would probably give in.
Jo0and0Arrow0woman 2 years ago
@belovedstarfire
No one makes fun of Jews? What TV are you watching, because I tend to see a whole lot of that.
fatuglyhoe 2 years ago 4
@belovedstarfire : I am a Christian, and I love this movie. It got a lot of things right for how things are for some people. It was written by a Christian too, and I think he handled the subject matter very well. He wasn't rude about it, he just questioned a lot of things that are out there.
hellcatedy73 2 years ago 2
"You mean like shoot her." LOL
kyokat130 2 years ago 4
Why is was Mary cussing at the cross?
ChihuahuaRules123 2 years ago
To prove a point to herself, I think.
fatuglyhoe 2 years ago
@ChihuahuaRules123 : Well, Mary is having a crisis of faith like a lot of Christians. This is very symbolic. A lot of us Christians have at some point felt like Mary, so this scene makes a lot of sense to me.
hellcatedy73 2 years ago
she pretty vulneralbe right now so im going to need you to be extra gentle" hahahahaha they didn't listen.... ugh
i disliie...strongley....hillery fayy
sweetcakes200 2 years ago
omg! I love you Macaulay! <3
LoLina46 2 years ago 3
A pipe bomb?
Okay, two reasons... LOL
Maiseyyy 2 years ago 4
awesome use of the exorcist music
pernch 2 years ago
@pernch hahaha definately!
tiptoetink 2 years ago
Englishgainer you're right that line is so lol, thank you Heather Matarazzo who plays (Tia),btw if you see her in "Welcome To The Dollhouse",and Hostel 2, you know she'll in those two movies, I expect from Macaulay Culkin to do more movies like this cause he's the best and always will be "Kevin" in Home Alone, 5 stars.
CraigBauer2010 2 years ago
'You mean like shoot her'
LOL LOL
MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH
englishgainer 2 years ago
"Prayer works it's been medically proven!"
"I am FILLED with Christ's love!" *throws bible*
LOL Hilary Faye seriously needs to be slapped! I love this movie!
Iamjustherek 2 years ago 4
Ya gotta love the Exorcist music playing when they go in for the exorcism! Love it!
AJMWriter 2 years ago
yo does anyone know what happend in part 3?? the sound was kinda messed up lol......
bnatrl88 2 years ago
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Praise be the name of Satan the Savior!! 616 is my god. I have taken my name as part of myself.
ZombieCobain 2 years ago
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salxoxo 2 years ago
its gay
graknosh 2 years ago
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salxoxo 2 years ago
ya see...i would've slapped the bitch after she pushed me in the back. That just wouldn't fly.
AndreErtz19 2 years ago 3
Did the pastor say "Gangsta"?
EmoChika961 2 years ago 5
hahaha when she threw the bible at her,that reminded of when my friend beat with a nativity story book in 8th grade!my damn teacher didnt do anything!
huerra89 2 years ago
See when cassandra are going to pass her hand into roland's hair shes holding a cigarete and when she actually touch his hair there's is no more cig!
lucky19p87 2 years ago 4
One of my the best comedies this decade, in my opinion. Fantastic screenplay, witty dialogue, a nice story, and splendid acting. Very funny, and quite moving at the same time. I love it!
bettybuckley1988 2 years ago 8
hahaha they tried to exorsise heer!! lol hahahahaahahahaahahaha
shinelectra 2 years ago 6
Macully has gotten cuter!
PharaohHazard 2 years ago 12
Prayer's ability has been medically proven??? I'd like to see the results of that study
KaelaCarver 2 years ago 3
where can i get this movie<3
obsessivecullenfan 2 years ago
omagod! KETT TURTON!!!
lonelyshelly 2 years ago
Poor Mary. Jena Malone does an excellent job of portraying a girl who genuinely put her faith in what she thought God wanted--and as far as she could tell, got screwed over by him.
SenseOrSensibility 2 years ago 8
what happened in part 3, the sound was messed up and i had to skip it :(
SaveTheWordNerd 2 years ago 15
yeah same here!
huerra89 2 years ago 5
como se llama la cancion que empieza en 0:32?
FeRcHoXSS 2 years ago
Mary just came out of "Planned Parenthood" ?
jenaeq 2 years ago
"prayer works it's been medically proven" haha.
girlfixerserena 2 years ago 7
HAHAH this part gets 5 stars for hilary faye throwing the bible at mary XD lol
ohtamara 2 years ago 6
i had to skip the 3rd part :/ but it's okay it's a good thing i've seen this before :D
ohtamara 2 years ago 13
hahahah yeah nice
GirlGirlGirlTwirl 2 years ago 4
WOW!
Seriously, don't you just FEEL the love of Jesus emanating from Hilary Faye in this video, folks?
LOL
dodgerdodgerbubodger 2 years ago 10
Notice how Hilary Faye acted like she was OH SO CONCERNED about Dean, but when Mary expressed doubt, that made her feel uncomfortable, so she had to kick her out of the Christian Jewels.
1) I bet Hilary Faye never had a moment of doubt in her life and wouldn't know what to do about it if she did.
That's probably why she didn't know how to handle Mary's doubt.
2) Hilary Faye also broke her promise to keep Dean's homosexuality a secret, all to make HERSELF look good for wanting to "help him".
dodgerdodgerbubodger 2 years ago 11