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  • Wow. Video fail

  • that's a very disturbing man voice coming from a girl....

  • You blink too much. I don't trust you.

  • i just wanted to let you know that having both parents as doctors doesnt mean you never have to work a day in your life. both mine were doctors and i had to work very hard. they didnt even help me get into fuckin college. but i worked hard and now im in medical school myself

  • @MusicChrono gtfo her videos , you troll

  • funny :)

  • Your fuckin annoyin!!!!

    

  • @MattParra15 dont be a dick

  • who's this stupid looking young girl

  • yes yes baby..keep going...yes... 

  • i love the internet it tells me everything helpful and non helpful o yea... forgot about porn duh thats the main reason it was made :P. and I <3 u jil ur my utube love :_) ur such an internet utube princess.

  • Am pretty sure if someone proposed online it would of either been a joke... or already done in person before they twittered it... I can't believe someone would be that original in been so unromantic... I mean no one would have done that before... haha! It should be Don't go outside... you tell someone to do something most of the time they do the oppersite... so make a video saying don't go outside... I went out and there was sod all to do... its all shit so don't go outside! Its rubbish! :P

  • Omg Jill, you crack me up rofl!!

  • I think that it´s more likely that more people GET OFF on the internet, without porn no internet! ;-P

  • i was hoping t c ur clvg

  • protip: voice changers don't make you funny

  • Awesome vid

  • ur so hot !

  • You message is too important for internets,need I say more?

  • lol, once I hered of two people going out on a social game called "habbo" and they even got married, BUT THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW EACHOTHER, one was american and the other was british! They were just married on a game! WHAT LOOSERS!

  • Bitches have no humor. That said, the video poster is extremely retarded. It's pretty funny how she's convening her preaching conformist message THROUGH THE INTERNET.

    Fucking die of cancer, you sodding retard cunt.

  • That is not how you propose to someone, you have to do it in person.

  • yeah, really. I'm one of the original internut adopters but this disgusts me. Real life is soo much >>>>> than the interwebz 3.0....

  • shes gay im serious

  • peepol XD

  • um you wanna know somethin then suk my dick

  • you are so awesome

    Telling people to get off the Internet, was so funny

    I'm your biggest fan

  • Uh, YEAH MAN!!! Dis woman iz nt bad!!! Voice change WIN!! Uh, YEAH MAN!!!

  • Remember arpanet? The military network that was used to transmit data across the globe in an instant during the cold war? Yeah, I remember how that was turned into a festering pile of shit known as the internet.

    Weirdest story on the internet...hmm heres one! Some stupid chick gets a camera, becomes a "vlogger," I mean "Video Content Creator," and becomes liked for her body while her videos have the integrity, class and character of a 12 year old writing goth poetry on livejournal.

  • I hate how I know two people who act and sound exactly like the impressions you did.

  • my bad is left for vacation honest mistake !

  • there was a head line in Miami that a manager of a company leave for vacation and tweet it if you wanna send me mail send me at my address. the next thing was the guy gat rope ehen he came back,dump ass

  • how much?

  • Marriage Proposals via Text... the new wave of the future...

    Probably even sent it "WYL U MARI MI PLZ?"

  • HEY MORON!! You're on the internet!! hahahahaha

  • @PrimeGodist i know ,an fuck you hotie!!

  • Delicious hypocrisy.

  • Dear dumb bitch, I hate to break it to you, but the Internet is the greatest information tool that mankind has ever created. It connects more people of Planet Earth than any other form of communication since the dawn of man. So yeah, if people are as fucking stupid as you, yes, GET OFF MY INTERNET. God, we don't need any more self-important ignorant fucktards clogging up the message boards.

  • Dear dumb bitch, I hate to break it to you, but the Internet is the greatest information tool that mankind has ever created. It connects more people of Planet Earth than any other form of communication since the dawn of man. So yeah, if people are as fucking stupid as you, yes, GET OFF MY INTERNET. God, we don't need any more self-important ignorant fucktards clogging up the message boards.

  • i understand her point... and i don't think her eyeshadow is ugly at all. it goes well with her sweater. xgogobean- HATERZ GONNA HATE.

  • A vlogger of all people.

  • I was wondering if you knew what the word 'irony' meant.

    But hey, you made Encyclopedia Dramatica! Congratulations.

  • why do you have dried urine on your eyes?

  • @DaytonaRoadster LOLOLOL WHY DO YOU?

  • newfag to the internet thinks she's too cool for the internet when really she doesn't even know what twitter is

    also newfag to the internet doesn't realise that she's should be in the kitchen, making sandwiches

  • Ok.

    Then get the fuck off the Internet first, you self-absorbed, hypocritical little princess.

  • innernet?I dont know what that is......ill just get back to surfing the internet if you dont mind....

  • then wtf are you in the net..BS

  • @sohoant did you even watch more than 0 seconds of the video

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  • I'm hoping this is a bit of a joke. Embrace the communication technologies today. Announcing it on Twitter is today's equivalent of proposing at a baseball game. Face time? Today, peoples faces are digital. The mere fact of you providing this video on YouTube proves this.

  • If You Get Out Of The Screen I Will Get Off....

  • I thought this was funny! But I guess you have to have the right sense of humor.

  • her eyes are sparkly

  • most bizarre, would be a lady telling me to get offline when she uses gay ass twitter.

  • get off youtube please

  • um why should we get off the internet i bet you had to go ont the internet to add this vid on really THINK people THINK

  • @nerfbrothers1220 she could have video taped it and some1 else put it on the net THINK PEOPLE THINK

  • You're so beautiful :)

  • i found out the location of napolean's penis. or rather i found out that the penis has moved into a private collection and that its exact wherabouts are unknown.

  • your ugly.. get off youtube please...

  • @tminty13 Your mom's ugly

  • @Parad0xDJ at least she doesn't post vids of herself on youtube.

  • psh that was a bitchy move ... you dont evn know tha situation they were in ... and i think thats really sweet to be out having coffee wit your friends and then you get a message saying that id be like omg and yah lolz

  • You son of a bitch, does it matter in what form someone proposes

  • err... think

  • Weirdest most bizzare stuff on the internet?

    I dunno - maybe 2 girls 1 cup, 2 guys 1 horse, Tubgirl, 4 girls fingerpainting, BME Pain Olympics

    But if you thing proposing over Twitter is bizarre, then I think you completely missed the point of the internet. Just like the song: "The internet is for porn" :)

  • @sjaycohn err... think

  • well that was a wast off 2:16 sec

  • Weirdest story Ive heard: a guy who was separated from his biological mother and after she died he went searching for his biological family and fell in love with his grandmother, who he got pregnant.

  • Wanna marry me???

  • fail video funny story.

  • Aren't you on the internet? ....hypocrite lol :P.

    Will you marry me? LOL!

  • You get off. lol

  • Tell the internet to get off ME.....jeez....

  • do you know how stupid YOU sound? YOU get off dumbass

  • 1. your ugly

    2. ill never get off the internet

    3. you can't sing !

  • а если инет единственный способ общаться с друзьям,если они живут далеко? то че,искать новых реальных друзей и бросать старых?

    whahahaaa.eat this xD

  • can you nake!

  • It's funny how you tell people to get off the internet when you, yourself, has numerous videos posted on the internet. They're all I see in the related videos bar. You're a hypocrite.

  • i will get off the internet if i can get on you ;D

  • If youtube was the only place to go and everyone made videos like this, then I would have no problem getting off the internet.

  • The intarwebz is my generations domain. We're like the dragon of the realm; we kill anyone who comes near us, and we kill anyone fu**ing with our turf.

  • this makes me want to get off the internet.

  • GET OFF MAH INTERWEBZ!

    xD

  • are you working for mr. burns?

  • You are fucking dumb lady.

  • ur hot<3 will you marry me?? lmao

  • I think I speak for everyone when I say: Tits or Gtfo.

  • you speak truth ThePompousBitch

  • your ugly Lol

  • they are they just is emo In My Opinion, Bush Was one Of The Best Presidents Ever LoL that is so stupid And btw

  • You are so f@#$ing right the internet is nuts!!!! Oh well its a way of life for the millions of shut ins that have come from the cable TV generation. THATS LIFE. Nice commentary tho. Love your stuff. You are way funny and smart.

  • they're all on fml

  • NIce a woman is pretty not a lesbo and still funny, I'm being serous not trying to be rude or anything, just not that many funny women but this beautiful young lady is really not that bad. 5 stars for you

  • Hi, just watched some of your videos, thanks for your pointless views and guff. My kitten was watching this video with me and he's just jumped from the 12th floor of my apartment window to escape your annoying soul grating voice.

    In summary:- You owe me one kitten.

  • I'm gone bye.

  • jesus, take your own tip, girl

  • a guy that selling him self to be eaten in ebay

  • I guess if a girl is on the net and she is like a youtube star i would propose on the net lol .. of course i wouldnt just do that.. first we would have to be in love :)

  • the most bizarre is the fuck head Hannah Montana saying she is a real iron maiden fan for wearing some clothes and knowing 3 songs fucking idiot THEY ARE KILLING WHAT METAL IS!!!!!!

    UP WITH IRONS FROM CANADA

  • I seen some of her Videos. Girl you need to learn how to act if you wanta make it to Hollywood. You suck shit.

  • Pfft, so what!? My 2nd girlfriend broke up with me over the phone...Then I broke up with my 3rd girlfriend over the phone a year later. That's just the way people do things now.

  • that's way different tho.

  • the names have benn changed to protect the identity of the...idiots hahaha

  • these are getting worse and worse

  • Really shit at making her point tbh, needs to rewrite most of her vids scrips, But basicly she's sayung if you going to say something important, do it in front of your bird :D

  • lol attention whore alert :DD

  • I don't get it you are a liar all the videos were you pretended to be someone else your not funny you are weird

  • computer tutorial.... WILL U PLEASE MARRY ME!!!???

  • shes hot.....

  • If your telling us to get off the internet what's your ass doing on it in the first place if you hate it?

  • I agree Sobbythepwnisher i totally agree you you are right why will you pretend to be someone else and also like what you said why do u tell people too get off the internet if you are making videos and posting and why do you have a myspace yo Sobbythepwnisher comment me back

  • fuck you

  • What's an "innernet"? God I love regional accents.

  • Attention whore alert.

  • ASS

  • Srsly guise

  • Nope.

    But while there aren't any trolls, you better high-tail it outta here. ;)

  • that's pretty fuckin funny, but the sad fact is that you get away with a million times more on the net than you ever do face to face. I've practically turned myself into a computer for you crazy fucks. Face to face, I'd just get arrested for what I do. Trust me, it's happened more than once. So, until the day, you people, "get it." I'll continue to haunt the ether. I can only sit with you so long, talking about the birds and the bees,before you drive me up a fucking wall. Free speach my ass

  • and you know mystory's the craziest most bizarre story on the net. btw it's wyrd, not weird. An they're oh so not ready, it's driving the cattle mad, an you know too much stress on the cattle makes for bad meat ;-p Pity that the stags cannot teach swiftness to the turtles; their shells are rotting and they are dying. Fuck it, enough already.

    Join US or DIE

  • twitter is useless.

    but id hate to be the lady saying yes to the marrige

  • hi, i like to party!

  • HELL NO

  • hmmm the most bizarre story about the internet that I've found was this one chick who makes her living by having millions of people watch her on the internet, tell people to get off the internet.

    why it happened to be the most ridiculous and hypocritical thing i ever did see.

  • I can't +1 this comment so here:

    +1

  • fuck what a hard on wrecker lol  your wild!!

  • I'll get of of the internet when you stop wearing that ugly yellow eye shadow :)

  • its gold

  • my bad lol

  • I think it really enhances the eyes, it doesn't look bad at all. Your eyes are incredibly blue and it looks good. Keep up the great vids :)

  • @xgobobeanx hah.

  • @xgobobeanx its still ugly

  • @xgobobeanx still ugly

  • @xgobobeanx

    that ugly gold eye shadow

  • @MitsiMits Second that.

  • NO U

  • go eat poopy

  • Weirdest and most disturbing internet story. This story is true. I confirmed it with a newspaper story in the area this occurred. A woman hooked up with an ex-boyfriend, gave him a b-job, saved the semen, (they used a condom), then had herself artificially inseminated. She got pregnant and eventually sued the guy for child support. She won the case. She tricked the guy and got pregnant solely to get child support. She admitted it in court and the judge upheld her right to do so. So disturbing.

  • Wow...I didn't know us women were so conniving.

  • Sure you did. Don't lie. Women have an almost unlimited capacity for lies and deception. But then again, so do men. Its not like women have cornered the market on being lying deceivers. The only real difference is the sorts of things men and women are willing to lie and deceive others about.

  • Very well put sir. I guess I just can't see myself thinking up something that harmful and hateful, even if the ex hurt me.

  • Now, That's an incredibly bizzare story.

  • ok the most bizzare story was....YOU! >:o(

  • Your awsome I love watching your videos. Your funny as hell. Don't let these other people put you down.

  • wow gay beeeb

  • You need to follow you own advice...

  • Especially when she's begging people to subscribe.

  • yyoyoyoooooouuuuu are gay!!!!!

  • I met my ex wife on the internet in a yahoo chat room.

  • Would love answer your request for weirdest thing ever - was very funny and weird but a bit too unbelievable.

  • BUTTPLUG??

  • um...um...

    it was a story about this girl who got knocked up by a horse and dolphin then grew a penis and after 10months it exploded, she died and a bald two faced human-ish thing that had bewbs covered in hairs and glow-in-the-dark butt and and adnt then a meteriorite shot up her butt when she bent over to pick up a stone .. o.O

    and this might be teh weirdest story uve ever heard if u read this :D

  • the guy that got fucked to death by a horse. that was some crazy shit. btw you are one fine lady do you have a boyfriend?

  • But what if the internet is all you have and you're totally not a loser.

    OK, I've had 300 real girlfriends and I think 4 wives. That doesn't make me a loser, that makes me a Rock-n-Roll bad boy.

    It's hard to find a good woman when you're out rockin and hot babes keep crabbing on to you and all you want is real Love. But you lost your chance at real love hanging with groupies all your life.

  • XD...Rock-n-Roll bad boy... you made me laught...

  • really? a "Rock-n-Roll bad boy". YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!

  • That's not what your Mommy said when she was swallowing your siblings last night. Your just upset because your father was a band member, and you mother was a one night stand. You have no idea who your real father is and most likely your mother doesn't either. YOUR AN IDIOT!!!

  • she's on the internet...

  • Good point, and a lot too.

  • But she's way better looking then me.

  • uh huh

  • ughh ok

  • You sir are an idiot.

  • like that guy who had an overdose (tried to kill himself) on webcam in a chat room ONLINE!!!

  • there was this girll.... and she made weird videos.. and everyone thought she is weird.. O WAIT THATS U!!!

  • Pretty sad lol, Yeah Pain Olympics or this Guy who makes love to Dolphins if tops for weird Internet shiz

  • STFU

  • Can you imagine girls talking by texting rather than calling and having a phone conversation? Can you imagine people choosing to text rather have a phone conversation. Do you do that? well, I believe if you want to really communicate, call if not able to do in person. And, not writing emails and texting causes people to be disconnected!!! Twitter proves my point!!! You know I am right and check back ten years from now to see how bad it has gotten.....really

  • i dont think so, but thats my opinion..

  • ok...............

  • yup. you are 100% correct.

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  • i once saw this guy cut hid weener off and he had no facial expression afterwords