Best american dad line ever...

[OriginalFaceless]

I was hopeing his eyes shot open at the end but tht would of been pradictable lol

[XxFourTwentyxX]

I got a bo-

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[antoinemlee]

yessss



[Ichiboy900]

I half expected his eyes to open at the end, implying that he may indeed have gotten a boner.

[JamieKerrTV]

what about "you used to watch sesame street :("

[CherryAxel]

wtf

[Igarappappa]

I told this line to my dad and it kills him every time. XD

[dreamflight2]

american dad is better than the simpsons, family guy, and robot chiken combined

[DaveKraft400]

This is only funny to some people. That's one of the most obvious 'jokes' to say.

[Fallenpeach1]

Lmao love this

[thehantavirus]

simpson has gone gay over the years they lack substance

[BlazeCon97]

HE IS A PATHETIC WANKER.

[release182]

@sheiks65 Your dumb. Simpson's is superior to all, I love American Dad. And Family guy is so repetitive of garbage scenes that make no sense any more. It use to be funny.

And no I don't actually think your dumb for having a preference over tv shows. I just like to vent for no reason.

[SillyCartoons]

What episode is this it is very funny XD

[bulldog1on1]

The difference is family guy is aimed at democrat and American dad is republican based

[AEgamesFtw]

@bulldog1on1 no, they both make fun of republicans.

[19lamborghini92]

Yeah, but it would have been so much more hilarious if Steve opened his eyes really big as if he did... Then, in order to dispute that, he would have squinted his eyes (bottom eyelid only) and chuckle-say, "well, good thing I didn't", then look off to the side and proceed to close his eyes...

[theinck]

hahaha that actually was the funniest one.

[BlameItOnTheWhiteMan]

LOL, i got a boner... eyes open

[Thesamjam5]

It be funnier if his eyes opened up then it would be funny

[EpicMinecraftPlayer]

hit 2, then 1 then 8 to here gay stan

[MrJonymaia]

@EpicMinecraftPlayer hit 1,2 and 8 for stan saying:Boner *closes his eyes*

[Cinerary]

The best line is definitely when Stan takes up stripping and goes by the name of Michael Dangelo and when Hayley discovers him at the strip club, says;

"Hayley, this isn't how I wanted you to find out, but your daddy is a brilliant painter."

[lobreddemon]

haahhh nice 1

[Hardguyish]

32 people got a boner

[misterrandompancake]

watching this video doesnt make you straight does it? watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ob=av2e

[TheIncredibleD1701]

"Watching My Little Pony doesn't make me gay, does it Dad?"

"Only if you get a boner, son. Only if you get a boner..."

[chailizard]

Well that sucked.

[MyMslautner]

My fave line is Guy:someone needs to get naked get naked

From ep. 2

[unseen370]

he has the wierdest boner right now

[SBAnimaniacs]

I would have died if his eyes shot open or something or like that other comment said, if he had said, "Oh shit".

[ReaPxKinG]

29 people got boners

[ToSarahFrRock]

my favorite line is when there killing elves and steve says "

"is it weird that i have a boner?

it would be weird if you didnt"

[TheRileymitchell]

My favorite line is by Francine: I don't vote it's just too confusing. I go in and come out and yell 'DEMOCRACY' and run to my car.

LOL I love that one. It's from the one when Francine enters that pie contest.

[bubbaXzone]

@sheiks65 FU CLEVELAND SHOW IS BEST!

[RDBeatnik]

@sheiks65 Not classic Simpsons.

[stevehaines07]

@sheiks65 actually anyone who argues that one is better than the other is an idiot, because they're both made by Seth Mcfarlene & are pretty much the same, except family guy has more cutscenes & American dad has more gags.

[ApolloEROGILK]

@stevehaines07

Not true. I rather like American Dad more as it makes more jokes aimed at politics. Plus, Roger is as funny as shit. I don't think Seth McFarlane designed them to be the same. However, both styles of comedy are great and I like both.

[BlazeCon97]

@sheiks65 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

[weaselpunk]

@sheiks65 simpsons is better than family guy!



[guerreiro943]

@sheiks65 american dad better then the simpsons?

not a chance

[gonzata1996]

I got a boner with this video, is that bad? xDDD

[BlameItOnTheWhiteMan]

@gonzata1996 It would be bad if you didn't.. :)

[supermandenver]

weak line. there are many other better ones from American Dad.

[megamanrocks99]

I didn't have a BONER...

But I did orgasm...D8

[LIGHTNINGPR0DUCTIONS]

This is definitley not the funniest line. Just saying.

[Schmidteren]

@LIGHTNINGPR0DUCTIONS true

[metashinryu]

LMAO

[IOYB]

The lack of originality in some of these top comments is astounding...

[Kcil118]

WILL PEOPLE STOP SAYING 18/21/24 PEOPLE GOT A BONER! ITS BEEN DONE! GET OVER IT!

[sloanienz]

@Kcil118 Kcuk118 got a boner

[Kcil118]

@sloanienz can't spell even when the spelling is RIGHT beside of where he is writting.

[sloanienz]

@Kcil118 Even worse, I copied and pasted it :( No idea how that happened. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to clear all these bottes of Steinlager off my desk.

[mmartin114]

I got a boner this is akward

[mexicandamon]

24 people got a boner

[jared4wally]

what?

[LoLimrandom123]

it would of been funny if steve said "Oh shit"

[biomecaNICK]

@LoLimrandom123 but hes supposed to open his eyes wide - like OMG -

[LoLimrandom123]

@LoLimrandom123 by the way i ment it would be funnier if steve said "oh shit"

[firelord699]

@LoLimrandom123 Or just a simple eye widen.

[Odbarc]

@LoLimrandom123 Dramatic eye-opening wide would be just as swell.

[supermariobros46]

only if u get a boner son, ony if u get a boner

[XxRokusasuxX]

Aww man I got a boner! D:

[robin549195]

geting a boner from this is more messed up than charlie sheen

[TheJboy88]

@conkiller99 It was Twitty.

[HP148409]

i love both american dad and family guy but family fuy has too mmany cut scenes.

[MegaKatlego]

thumbs up if u think he got a bonar:P

[Krayzie1303]

@MegaKatlego No, Thumbs down for misspelling boner.

[trequor]

The biggest problem with american dad is that the episodes are either really, really good, or really, really shitty. At least with family guy you always get a few laughs. Plus american dad always uses the same formula: Stan has a stereotypical, capitalist outlook, and then he ends up learning a lesson.

[halosecrets526]

@trequor yep. thats the problem with american dad

[Deaume]

Most American Dad episodes end with Stan saying the same sentence twice lol

[TheJboy88]

What I like most about American Dad is that they don't resort to throwaway comment leading to cutaway scenes in their jokes like alot of Family guy seems to do these days.

Seriously, I watched one FG episode the other day and they literally had a three-minute cutaway joke devoted to a live-action song sequence.

That show is running on fumes, you mark my words.

[Soznation]

think this is one of the best not the best but funny regardless :)

[TransalvanianAngel]

BEST LINE EVER!

[trequor]

Not smarter: boring. All of American Dad's jokes are racist and/or stereotypical. Making fun of particular groups, Fucking Hilarious!

[trequor]

Thank you! You have just contradicted yourself, making my arguement much easier. American Dad is boring and predictable half way through the episode. Family Guy sometimes switches it up, sometimes leaves it predictable depending on the needs of the episode.

[GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep]

@trequor Some character participates in something that makes the plot for the rest of the episode and you suddenly forget the random set-up because of random and drawn out scenes. it is very predictable but american dad endings are predictable as well they almost always learn a lesson (in the same manner) but the comedy is much smarter than family guy

[hersandinbliss]

American Dad and Family Guy are both funny in different ways. I love all of the characters in American Dad, but don't have a favorite because they balance each other out so well. And Family Guy has its stupid moments(as well as American Dad does), but the only character I don't like on there is Brian. I'd start ranting about him, but Quagmire pretty much hit the nail on the head in the Jerome is the New Black episode. Lol.

[trequor]

No, Family Guy uses farts to cover up the dry humour for the unintelligent. It appeals to all audiences. American Dad is solid dry, very curde without any class. Family Guy is the classiest comedy ever. American Dad just has crudely rough made humour. Family Guy is a fine grain of excellence. Music, culture, and class is presented in it. And American Dad is way more stereotypical. To the point of being plain boring. Plus very little wit at all.

[andyscoot43]

@trequor Family Guy uses the same joke structure everytime - "its just like that time...". Boring appaling excuse for a comedy.

[trequor]

@andyscoot43 anyone who says Family Guy has structure is an idiot. It is almost random. Almost everyone would find it funny if they paid attention.

[andyscoot43]

@trequor Thats why every joke starts with the same thing. Face it, Family Guy isn't random, infact, it's just about as far from random as possible. The fact that people sit in a room writing it to seem "random" is hilarious. The reason it seems that way is because they have no jokes. They pad out their lack of jokes with this psuedo random bullshit.

[trequor]

No, Family Guy uses farts to cover up the dry humour for the unintelligent. It appeals to all audiences. American Dad is solid dry, very curde without any class. Family Guy is the classiest comedy ever. American Dad just has crudely rough made humour. Family Guy is a fine grain of excellence. Music, culture, and class is presented in it. And American Dad is way more stereotypical. To the point of being plain boring.

[Parakeith]

If that's the best line this show is worse than I thought.

[trequor]

deletedtarget What the hell does character preference have to do with intelligence? Am I supposed to believe that liking Roger is more logical than liking Brian?

P.S i like Family Guy because it's classier, less crude, and altogether more witty

[XherfaultX]

@trequor you forgot the "@" :)

[presidentbrian1]

What if I got a boner?

[trequor]

Who do you like better: Roger or Brian? Stan or Peter? Klaus or Stewie? Steve or Chris? For me, Family Guy wins every one except Steve/Chris.

[KatoOoyCopier]

@trequor ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Roger, Stan and Steve are better than their family guy opponents (Roger is much funnier than that boring dog Brian, most of the time Stan doesn't use farts or stupid trying-too-hard-to-be-funny dance routines- e.g. the "Bird" dance, and Steve is more fun than Chris). The only Family Guy character that is better than an American Dad character would be Stewie- to me, he being the precocious baby with diabolical plans to dominate the world gives me some chuckles.

[trequor]

Where's the part where I laugh?

[kabuto335]

21 people got boners

[darkninja0200]

@kabuto335

24 people get boners

[someguy724]

only thing to make it better is if steve's eyes opened ond looked around like saying "shit"

[TwiliPri1]

@someguy724 pure genius! :D

[LoLimrandom123]

@someguy724 I know i thought that lol

[tombokickass]

wtf this isnt the best line

[bitemelady]

"Your ignorance astounds me" famous lines of a douche bag

[atomicbannana]

im only 14 and ive seen every episode of ad fg and tcs

[halosecrets526]

@atomicbannana ive seen every fg almost all ad and tcs? i dont know what that is

[atomicbannana]

@halosecrets526 (translation) ive seen every family guy american dad and the clevland show

[halosecrets526]

@atomicbannana oh. i dont watch fox that much

[YuiYamana]

this is the best line:

*Stan looks at Steve's robot girlfriend*

Stan: look at that cheap weave. Bitch got no class

[TheDrichardson1]

is it me or does anyone else think clause is very unneeded in this show?!?! ROGER FTW

[jmilco]

@TheDrichardson1 They should make an episode where someone drinks Klaus. lol

I love Roger too

[theedenpapi]

@TheDrichardson1 I think they should make an episode when they feed him too much and he dies.Hopefully they will take his brain and put it in a dog or somthin instead.

[TheDrichardson1]

@theedenpapi that'd be alot cooler than a talkin fishy

[theedenpapi]

@TheDrichardson1 Yes it will...

[stiskavac]

to all trolls that just wanna argue---> Family guy and American dad are both made by Seth Macfarlane

[kodaskewl]

Roger as Kevin Bacon: "So backoff before I kick off my sunday shoes up your ass" Best line ever said by Roger.

[marine606]

The Simpsons and American Dad are a lot better then Family Guy with Family Guy not a hole lot was funny just some random crap that hade nothing to do with what was going on with main story

[OMGitsjustinbeiber69]

i got a boner...

[masterchief2933]

thumbs up if you got a boner

[MARINEx4xLIFE]

18 people got a bonner

[Batman56XD]

i got a bonner

[chavy1029384756]

@krazyeyes815 thanks for repeating it u fuckin idiot

[SuperSillyNut]

Interior, Roger as Jordon and Francine as Amanda is telling stories at a staged" house party.

Francine: Come on professor, why don't you tell the kids about the economics conventions you attend discussing economics, with all the economics people.

Roger sits down, cleans his glasses then says: Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda.

Francine: Jordon, no!

[Cococrash11]

Lol so funny.

[CronicDemise]

17 people had boners

[ShadowLover9158]

lol hold 7 to laugh really hard XD

[SuperDesolator]

it would have been funny as hell if Steve opened his eyes in shock after that xD

[Jevan2010]

t hats is soo true

[aliciaten]

thumbs up if you know lavate las manos means wash your hands

[devilwizaru]

i didnt really find that funny :/

[Krazyeyes815]

only if tou get a boner son only if you get a boner lol nice funny as shit

[furtivedig]

can someone clarify the speech for me? to be sure :)

[MrToby987654321]

press 8

[jmanjarrett99]

keep pressing 1

[Viperxify]

listen at 0:02 you hear stan go "mmm"

[TheThorneman]

press 6

[Yepi69]

Ah, you want more i have plenty more to come (roger on cocaine)

American Dad and Family guy 4 Ever

[pankakesforlife]

I'M AMAZINGLY FOCUSED RIGHT NOW!!



[pankakesforlife]

I'M INCREDIBLY FOCUSED RIGHT NOW!!

[HAZORD505]

I did jk

[manateeman1]

The best one i think is when Francine wants to make Steve younger and offers brownies to one of the CIA scientists.

Francine: I brought brownies.

Scientist #2: BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

-hops in giant robot machine and takes the brownies-

[indestruct1bl3]

I like the part where he tells him its only gay if he gets a boner

[BoobKoston]

@indestruct1bl3 nah, the other 3 parts here are better..

[SoleMan117]

No, No.

Roger: "I've been in that luggage for 15 hours, where's the booze in this place?"

Haley: "There are no booze, Saudi Arabia is Dryyyy place."

Roger glares at her for a moment. "No seriously, where's the booze?"

[tiagob0592]

14 people had a boner

[mrmootheirrev]

American Dad. Making Family Guy look funny since 200-whenever.

[BIGSNAX92]

@mrmootheirrev i agree family guy is great but american dad is way BETTER!!!!

[deletedtarget]

@BIGSNAX92

Thank you! I thought I was the only person in the world to think this. I love Family Guy, it's amazing and entertaining but there's something slightly more intelligent about American Dad.

[organikness]

@deletedtarget Ive aways thought this as well. Family Guy never did anything for me. From the few episodes I actually watched the whole way through, it always seemed too one dimensional. Relied to heavily on the father character being an annoying dumbass, or the dialogue between the kid and the dog. Boring as hell to me.

American Dad is on a whole different level than Family Guy. But thats just my opinion and taste....

[deletedtarget]

@organikness

Don't get me wrong, I do love Family Guy. But (and this might sound a little arrogant, so I apologise in advance) American Dad seems to be aimed at more intelligent people. It's clever jokes that many might not get, but for the ones who do it's pure genius.

p.s. this is the first response I've ever had from somebody on YouTube agreeing with me rather than arguing with me. Thanks :)

[PhilAFire93]

@deletedtarget I agree, whilst Family Guy is funny the jokes seem relatively repetitive and it feels like it should be directed at younger audiences, whilst American dad branches out to a more mature viewer.

[Tommy0varcetti]

@deletedtarget turnips.

[Nascarking24]

@deletedtarget That and Seth probably isn't high when he writes American Dad like he his with Family Guy.

[deletedtarget]

@Nascarking24

You seem to be under the impression that these shows are just written by Seth sat in a room during a few hours. You do realise the writing process takes several sessions with a whole team of people? Sorry kid but your playground rumours just sound childish.

[Nascarking24]

@deletedtarget 2 things 1 I said he's only high when he writes Family Guy, you obviously didn't read my post other wise you'd see that dumbass. Second: Of course he must be high a lot (how do you explain Stewie's Head if he isn't high).

[deletedtarget]

@Nascarking24

Your ignorance astounds me. I don't dispute your belief that Seth takes drugs, I just think you lack an understanding of how the show is written.

[MrRedEspiritu]

@deletedtarget You're trying way too hard, I won't be too sarcastic about this because I was like you too... Until I realized I sounded like an ass.

"Your ignorance astounds me" "I don't dispute your belief" "lack an understanding of how" "You seem to be under the impression"

Using, and overusing, "big" words doesn't make you sound smart, nor does it make you sound like an adult.

"Sorry kid but your playground rumours just sound childish."

[deletedtarget]

@MrRedEspiritu

I'm sorry, was anybody talking to you?

[Trekie92]

@deletedtarget It's even great in the german version... the only difference is, that Klaus hasn't a german accent , but an... ehm... german-sub accent (saxony). It's one of the best series i've ever seen and love the jokes. And I'm lerning english... today i know the word boner :D

[sKaYj2]

@deletedtarget Lol, so this seemingly dull-witted joke was actually subtly planted with seeds of humour that could only be picked up by sharp, intelligent people? Good to know...

[mistergrin]

@deletedtarget I disagree with you, because I don't think you have to be intelligent to enjoy the show. I'm a pretty average guy, and it's currently my top favorite animation show on fox and adult swim. Oh yeah, this is coming from a guy who once thought that now animation show would be better than "Family Guy".

[ApatheticMisanthrope]

@deletedtarget Even though you're partially right about American Dad being a little more intelligent than Family guy (But just a very small bit. The only reason Family Guy is more 'stupid' is because of the random bits in it and Peter's mental capacity. Other than that, they're equal shows.) I don't see how this video proves your statement. How is "Is hugging you gay, Dad?" "Only if you get a boner" aimed towards intelligent audience?

[deletedtarget]

@ApatheticMisanthrope

Sadly you've read a single reply of mine that was opart of a discussion with somebody else, so you haven't read the earlier comments. And I don't believe I suggested this video was evidence to my opinion, which is also just my opinion and not a bonafide fact.

[trequor]

@deletedtarget Wow. I always thought the opposite. Perhaps you arent on the lookout for the intellectual humour? Or maybe you're just stupid? (no offense). I find American Dad too crude and bland. Famlily Guy is pure genius if you watch for the small side jokes.

[deletedtarget]

@trequor

You're in the minority then, and don't worry I don't get offended when people with lower IQs question my intelligence.

[FunnyJunkTV]

@deletedtarget Does this make me intelligent? Only if I get a boner.

[kwizatch]

@deletedtarget Thats because retards like to argue xD

[deletedtarget]

@kwizatch

No they don't ;) :-P

[girino0man]

@deletedtarget so.. i undertand all those jokes and i love american dad, does it seems that i'm intelligent?

[carnige4]

@deletedtarget

its 100% true. AD is for a more mature audience

[Waluigi101]

@deletedtarget These jokes are only witty in comparison to Family Guy. It's still relatively simplistic.

[robbiegta]

@deletedtarget yeah i see it that way too, my mate loves family guy but can't get into american dad. and he's a bit dumb! i say a bit he's 30 in two days and can't read yet :)