For we all have sinned and deserve hell because the price of sin is death.
Jesus who knew no sin became sin for us and payed our price on the cross with his blood. Because the bible says without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness of sins. So we have been justified by Christ. God is a just God and no sin will go unpunished unless you have been justified by Christ. He doesn't want any one of us to go to hell but to come to repentance. Repent and Believe in Jesus Christ.
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen on Larry King Live, King asks Joel, how about issues that the church has feelings about? Abortion? Same-sex marriages? Osteen responds, Yeah. You know what, Larry? I don't go there. King asks, you don't call them sinners? Osteen responds, I don't. King later asks, is that a word you don't use? Osteen responds back, I don't use it.. Although, Joel doesnt use it, the word "sin" appears in the King James Version of the Bible hundreds of times!
Hahaha...!!! The one about the man who visited the house and didn't get answered is so hilarious!!! This guy has talent... and may God bless him always.
@nathanielkowski Clean, Hilarious Jokes are so much funnier than dirty, nasty jokes that help no one, except to repeat and give other bad ideas, Pastor Joel is #1 in our family, Thank you Pastor Osteen for blessing our lives.
if god wasn't gonna bless him,will he change his mind because you say so? does he forget so you have to remind him? and if he's gonna bless him alreaady, do you just feel telling god what to do so it looks like you order him around? you are being redundant or ridiculous!
if god wasn't gonna bless him,will he change his mind because you say so? does he forget so you have to remind him? and if he's gonna bless him alreaady, do you just feel telling god what to do so it looks like you order him around? you are being redundant or ridiculous!
if god wasn't gonna bless him,will he change his mind because you say so? does he forget so you have to remind him? and if he's gonna bless him alreaady, do you just feel telling god what to do so it looks like you order him around? you are being redundant or ridiculous!
I will never be the same in Jesus name lol I luv that part!!!!
arcticchangos 11 hours ago
i love these!!!
101unique 1 week ago
Dear Justin, you are an absolute sweetheart. Thank you!
RefugeesArad 1 month ago
LAKEWOOD CHURCH, YOU'VE GOT OUR SUPPORT!
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MrBanning101 1 month ago
yes, they are funny ...
MusicWorld487 2 months ago
I love the Smiling Pastor. These were great. :-D
ShadowPhoenix82 3 months ago
Here is a good joke "Joel Osteen is a good pastor" PAHAHAHAHAH Now that is funny.
lowbattery34 3 months ago
I like his sense of humour
FunSpriter 6 months ago
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God forgive you people... May God have mercy on you...
wthjr80 6 months ago
Hmmm, damn! I guess I DO need some snake oil.
peej925 6 months ago
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You people are batshit insane.
PointLarusso 6 months ago
For we all have sinned and deserve hell because the price of sin is death.
Jesus who knew no sin became sin for us and payed our price on the cross with his blood. Because the bible says without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness of sins. So we have been justified by Christ. God is a just God and no sin will go unpunished unless you have been justified by Christ. He doesn't want any one of us to go to hell but to come to repentance. Repent and Believe in Jesus Christ.
MrSiklon762 1 year ago
@MrSiklon762 You sound out of your mind.
SnafuMatthew 6 months ago
lol....they all walked!...jus awesome!
samjm9 1 year ago 2
God Bless his clean pure heart... he loves Jesus...
72lovelight72 1 year ago
follow lord jesus
bass109 1 year ago
hahaha the last one is good
lobotq 1 year ago
much aloha to joel n victoria.. god bless
Brownsuka1 1 year ago
A the start of the blonde joke you can see someone fist pumping with a bible. Oh and this guy's a total douche.
SimplyG93 1 year ago
The last joke was so funny.
mrsjtx13 2 years ago
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The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen on Larry King Live, King asks Joel, how about issues that the church has feelings about? Abortion? Same-sex marriages? Osteen responds, Yeah. You know what, Larry? I don't go there. King asks, you don't call them sinners? Osteen responds, I don't. King later asks, is that a word you don't use? Osteen responds back, I don't use it.. Although, Joel doesnt use it, the word "sin" appears in the King James Version of the Bible hundreds of times!
Rylucero 2 years ago
i love listening to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jessica244j 2 years ago 2
Lol.....hahaha...joel makes my day n my week i love the one bout the boy gettin his permit i been teln people dat joke every since i heard it
olivia9453 2 years ago
Hahaha...!!! The one about the man who visited the house and didn't get answered is so hilarious!!! This guy has talent... and may God bless him always.
ASOUE8 2 years ago 9
this man makes me laugh so hard
nathanielkowski 2 years ago 12
@nathanielkowski Clean, Hilarious Jokes are so much funnier than dirty, nasty jokes that help no one, except to repeat and give other bad ideas, Pastor Joel is #1 in our family, Thank you Pastor Osteen for blessing our lives.
Lindy81349 3 weeks ago
that's pretty good stand up comedy, why does he have to ruin it with the stupid crap at the end?
brownbigb 2 years ago
how can you not love this man's spirit, thanks for all the smiles and the miles !
wayneo169 2 years ago 2
hahaha....lol........god bless joel
iglesianuevavida1 2 years ago 3
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if god wasn't gonna bless him,will he change his mind because you say so? does he forget so you have to remind him? and if he's gonna bless him alreaady, do you just feel telling god what to do so it looks like you order him around? you are being redundant or ridiculous!
brownbigb 2 years ago
it rocks
Funnygirlstuff 2 years ago
haha the hair one
bmkiller321 2 years ago
lol I watch him every sunday before I go to church. God Bless him :)
gibsondude07 3 years ago 3
Joel Is Simply Amazing. (:
May God Bless Him And His Family.
ericacookie 3 years ago 3
if god wasn't gonna bless him,will he change his mind because you say so? does he forget so you have to remind him? and if he's gonna bless him alreaady, do you just feel telling god what to do so it looks like you order him around? you are being redundant or ridiculous!
brownbigb 2 years ago
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ericacookie 2 years ago
god bless Joel
djtsx 3 years ago 3
if god wasn't gonna bless him,will he change his mind because you say so? does he forget so you have to remind him? and if he's gonna bless him alreaady, do you just feel telling god what to do so it looks like you order him around? you are being redundant or ridiculous!
brownbigb 2 years ago