RiffTrax takes on Transformers 3!!!

[crazypants88]

Bill can sprint!

[RiffTrax]

@crazypants88 Indeed, he's like a track-and-field runner or something.

[Irrelevant402]

I sure am glad Mike Nelson is a Christian, at least his soul had something to look forward while his body and mind were destroyed.

[johnhamilton08]

@Irrelevant402 I'm sure Mike will put in a good word for Kevin and Bill.

[Zantillia]

I have actually turned "I'm communing!" into a catchphrase for myself. The looks it gets are WONDERFUL.

[sts2nihon]

So weird seeing Tom Servo's voice come out of a human...

[Technologic]

Truly, they were, a crew, of Riffers. May God have mercy on there souls.

[azimuth361]

I'd love to watch the riff, but I just can't bring myself to invest in that schlock of a movie. Maybe I'll bootleg T3, then buy the riff. Even then...

[SuperIllusiveman]

Damn Transformers3 must be incredibly awful if Bill is willing to give up his life, friends and family at a seconds notice without hesitation and become one with nature. I'm sure glad I've never seen that movie. I fraking hate nature!

[FreedomZealot]

@1:19 -- that's a cunning hat.

[Yapshire]

Would it be wrong to bow down and worship these three, or is that going too far?

[FixWithFirepower]

@Yapshire Too far? I say not far enough!

[Lootraevefan]

Watch out for snakes!

[GriffithAMPS]

nice ass shot, Murphey!!

[azimuth361]

"Look for snakes!"



[Wintermute01001]

I'M COMMUNING!

[davincent98]

okay, I need to say this. if james cameron wants to make a few thousand extra bucks by putting titanic back in the theater, let's all buy the rifftrax for titanic and give these guys some extra cash as well

[thetan63]

@davincent98 "I'm gonna sink this bitch!"-Tom Servo

[Xigano1]

@thetan63

Are you shure that wasn't Socrates ?

:)

[BizarreBitrate]

LOL!! RUN Forrest RUN, dang! Bill is one fast mother!

[RockyBalboa211]

Kevin has a majestic behind! :D

[slothbp]

Crowe is getting on up in years..

[HuwReesMusic]

Wow, Bill's pretty light on his feet!

[JayBird4theW1N]

It's so weird... I hear Crow and Tom Servo's voices... but I can't see them... I'm so confused!!

[DuctTapeDelights]

1:04 DAT ASS.

[SquadellaMan]

Make this in 3D, because the world NEED to see. . .

Kevin's ass in 3D

[silentevil77]

Whoa Bill can really run!

[EarlofHats]

jeez Bill is fast...

[GrimReaper19]

Murphy Ass. Now in theaters. Rated N for NOBODY.

[samdiego]

I not entirely sure but I think that this was filmed at the "legend 3d" building

[Lootraevefan]

Hahahaha!

[Dwightsgirl1979]

I knew Bill was going to take off...just knew it. LOL!

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

LMAO!

oh gosh, brilliant!

[specialpatrolgroup92]

watch out for snakes!

[SpeedyTase]

Is this anywhere near Hwy-163 in San Diego?

[NOOBKILLER052]

@Maetryxx derp Ive just never actualy seen their faces

[perplacymp]

Action-riff!

[Ballsinawad]

NOT Minnesota.

[RoninDave]

Damn, Bill is fast!

You, sirs, are brave men! I salute you!

[NOOBKILLER052]

I didn't realize how old you guys were

[Maetryxx]

@NOOBKILLER052 - well, they didn't start out that way. It grew on them.

[perplacymp]

@Maetryxx the real funny thing about this is that it's the most action they've done since MST3K and they never did laps then. Quite the reverse, actually :)

[SailorAeryn]

talk about dark of the moon, thanks Kevin lol :)

[chewythechibi]

good luck, gentlemen. God be with you.

[johnhamilton08]

I like Kevin's brainy specks.

[imagineerboi]

Dr. Forrest and TV's Frank wouold shed tears of utter joy if they saw this video.

[ebrach121]

But but I love Shia....and and I love Transformers. Your still funny and I can't wait to here the riffs but but I like da movie :P

[geoentronecromancer]

@ebrach121 Oh, don't worry dearie, we have ways of removing such vile things from your mind. *brings out eggbeaters, jumper cables, and car battery* Say AHHH!

I kid, of course, I kid. ;D

[silarnon]

@geoentronecromancer Actually... that sounds much, much nicer than watching Transformers ever again. I wonder what I did with my eggbeater...

[IrreveRANT100]

I love that the two top comments are about Kevin's Ass Of Life.

[Swenglish]

Poor, poor Bill.

[joeskis]

After this Riff comes out someone needs to cut a Rifftrax vs Michael Bay video

[UKISOCIETY]

Kevin's body is starting to resemble Servo's.

[TheIrredeemable]

Damn.....Bill runs faster than I do.....

[qckslvrgrl1]

@LandHo12345 hmm... johnny longtorso, the man who comes in pieces?

[TheClassicac]

I've had transformer 3 downloaded and ready to watch for ages, but waiting for rifftraxs to make a riff so I can actually sit through the whole movie without gouging my eyes out and stuffing them in my ears or turning the movie off which ever is easiest. Guys at at rifftraxs you are great, keep up the good work :D

[TheSeventhZombie]

Bill can haul ass!

[patienceking]

dat ass

[randomguy199545]

Bill is a quick little guy :P

[raindelayshowfan1]

Watch out for snakes

[FlyingOverTr0ut]

I love you, Mike, Kevin, and Bill!

[ChristinaLouise44]

Hahahahaha. Watch out for snakes!

[weavern]

It's really happening.

[sloucho84]

1:58 Bill Corbett was doing his "Brain Guy" voice.

[FuryD]

Shades of Rock Climbing there for a second. Deep Hurting!

[kastan06]

I can't describe my reaction to this.... that was..... something? These guys never cease to amaze me! :-)

[coolhatmedia]

"Watch out for Snakes!"

[masterermac]

FEAR THE DARK FORCE KNOWN AS LeBeouf!

[AngelMapper]

Kevin's ass... thank you Rifftrax!

[0BatGirl0]

@AngelMapper Booty-cam!

[JCfreak88]

RUN BILL!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

[trapadoored]

Bill sorta went into Brain Guy mode there when he was communing.

[sloucho84]

@trapadoored OH crap, you beat me to it!

[alienisuntverus]

I really love it when they riff movies like that. It gives me an excuse to watch them without completely wasting my money.

[Zerith25]

Come back alive guys!

[theweakwillwalk]

I hate to shoot a butt like that.

[jadenova]

Will they be using robot puppets during the thing?

[whoopfajitas]

lmao at Kevin's muscle pull at 0:55

[Catkid414]

1:12 Watch out for snakes!

[PadmeKO]

Kevin's thousand-yard stare breaks my heart.

God speed, riffers.

[Tylerba11s]

Over time, Kevin Murphy has overtaken Rowsdower as having one of screendom's best rear ends.

[Daelock]

@Tylerba11s You...are not wrong. Also: Watch out for snakes!

[SamuraiPie8111]

@Tylerba11s dont forget wiseau

[ketzerlino]

This will be horrible for everyone involved.

[arouska]

Cambot runs fast

[nrrork]

So that's what Mike's ass looks like. That's not something I was curious about, but sometimes you just learn things whether you sought out that knowledge or not.

[bowtoyoursensei0]

@nrrork Mike's ass or Kevin's ass? Cause there's not much wrong with Mike's ass...

[underbedbeast]

say, bill moves pretty fast!

[Snapscape]

Bill can haul ass!!!!

[thunderstruck560]

i am so excited for this. This movie is so bad, and not even the good kind of bad, even worse than Transformers 2 in my opinion. I cant wait for them to tear it apart

[blondiesayswat]

*sigh* there needs to be a "i love this XD" button for some videos lmao

[worldends08]

LeBouth was evil? I thought he was just annoying b/c it gets HARDER to understand him in each movie.

[TheDG1973]

Why can I not get used to seeing these guys as humans? It seems weird to not see Crow, and Servo. Can't wait to see this one!

[DAVETYIOP]

What's with Mike's "Maverick" look?

Oh now there's a side of Kevin that I do not want to see ever again in my entire life!

Bill it will be over with soon enough!

[TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

They _all_ kawaii-desu

yo

[DurzaGaiden]

I'M COMMUNING!

[Gjeorje]

-As Don Juan would have said - it is not the body, it is the mind that pukes.

[xBlackwingRose]

You guys are even cooler in the flesh.

[Ayria]

You cannot escape the riffing of Transformers 3, much like you can never, ever escape the horrors that await you once you have to tackle the two-part finale to the "epic" and "immersive" "series" that is twilight. Poor Bill, if he cannot handle Dark of the Moon I fear he may not survive the inevitable Breaking Dawn sessions.

[ProjectFlashlight612]

MIke Nelson.  Genius. Nothing more needs to be said.

[thewarriorsrok]

FUCK YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 11/29 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[semysane]

Wait, Transformers 3 was the good one!

[CinemaInsane]

@semysane Transformers films. Good. Do those words even belong in the same sentence???

[semysane]

@CinemaInsane Say that again after you've seen the 1986 film. Eric Idle, Leonard Nimoy, ORSON WELLES! Shit was so cash.

[HollyBee9000]

You guys are gods among men. *leaves offerings of waffles and wassail in a can*

[justin13594]

@HollyBee9000 haha wassail. awesome reference.

[TheCharlesChase]

Mike: Coming soon to RiffTrax: Transformers 3!

Bill: NO IT ISN'T!!!

Kevin: Yes, it is!

Bill: i'M COMMUNING!!!

[Furlockthe666th]

The "Watch out for snakes" reference was absolutely brilliant, you guys. I'm still working my way through all the MST3K episodes, and when I do, you can bet I'll be giving you guys all my money for RiffTrax. You guys are my favorite comedy group, and probably always will be. Thanks for all the laughs, guys.

[TaiChiKnees]

Watch out for SNAKES!!!! LOL!!!!

[anothergazman]

You poor, poor men........... Wait a sec , does this mean I have to buy AND WATCH transformers 3 now??? Damn you all to hell.

[redsoxfan3418]

Color me excited!

[Wartler]

DAMN, he's fast.

[FatTonyBBX]

So THAT'S why Servo always had to be carried!

-FT

[rojman123]

We need some Tom Servo and Crow!

[berliozophile]

I'm with Bill on this one.

The PAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!!

[kaerowyn]

Dammit! Come on Corbett!!

[Johneph612]

Watch out for snakes!

[TheRhuen]

Wow, Crow and Tom are gretting really good at controlling those meat puppet bodies arn't they? LoL.

[Sonnetmaster]

This made my week.

[IronViking88]

Holy shit, Bill can RUN.

[SofaKingWeTodEd666]

believe me i know how bill feels, i felt the same way when i ran out of the theater screaming in agony after 40 minutes of 2 dimensional acting it felt like my brain was melting in my own skull

[loulie1997]

weird to see them talking with faces... XD

[naughtypagan72]

I'm Dr. Ted Nelson!!!!

[TheCharlesChase]

@naughtypagan72 Of Ted Nelson's Plumbing & Heating

[AsciiKid]

So is Mike a vampire or a cyborg?  Cause that dude DOES NOT age.

[kaerowyn]

@AsciiKid You noticed it, too?!? :-) At least he doesn't sparkle.

[Raaszhecku]

@AsciiKid Cyborg. He's not on fire or "sparkling."

[anthony62490]

@AsciiKid I was just thinking the same thing. I saw Servo come onscreen and I thought to myself, "Wow. Kevin Murphy is a very old man." But then I saw him playing in the dirt and climbing steep hills.

[yuyumatsue]

@AsciiKid It's all the bacon he eats

[shmikex]

Thanks to Rifftrax, Harry Potter has become tolerable!

[CarrionBlack]

Finally, now we can fully compare & contrast how Shia LaBeouf & Darth Vader make different uses of the word "No!" One prolongs, one repeats. I propose a NO!-a-thon.

[zapproowsdower]

Without Rifftrax, I wouldn't be able to converse with the people who actually enjoy watching these movies. This way you can not only be part of those conversations but advertise their shittiness at the same time.

[Phanto5692]

Good luck, guys, you'll need it.

[diggerjohn111]

Bill had the right idea.

[johnny718bravo]

Good luck. And god help you.

[wickedlady4180]

1:49 I will now have nightmares of Kevin Murphy's nipples.

[MarkSoupial]

Is he sitting in... SAND?!? I HATE SAND!!

[Kolbatsu]

Don't worry you can beat this we'll be with you in spirit. But Breaking Dawn will be another story

[Tralman1965]

Riff it! Riff it straight back to Hell from whence it came!!!

[ProteusQ71]

Wow... Rifftrax rehearses? Huh. Who knew?

[Kefka44]

I love Mike's Glasses.

[bowtoyoursensei0]

Um, Mike? Hi, this is a female fan, and I just wanna say, DAMN. You look really good for *checks Wikipedia* 47!!! Especially in those sunglasses. Bridget's a lucky woman! <3

[NeoOne110]

just watch the cartoons and forget that the movies were ever made.

[JoraffProductions]

What about the other two High School Musical movies???

[arbknight12]

Be strong Bill. Be strong for all of us.

[imagineerboi]

Tansformers 2 hurt me so bad when I saw it in theaters that I swore to avoide the third one. Now I will have to face my fears, but luckily with Mike Kevin and Bill by my side!

[masticina]

More Rifftrax More Goodness :)

May Riffing never go out of style

[Blueninja33]

Once that hat went on his head, Bill was definitely channeling Brain Guy.

[chwenhoou]

Wow! Bill can sure beat feet when motivated... especially when he's gotta work on the TF3 riff. ^^; I shall pray for the three of you on this mind-numbing, soul crushing venture into the darkest depths of hell. God speed and stay strong.

[TUPRBABE]

Autobots, Decepticons, and the dark force known as LeBeouf? Egad! My condolences, fellas. :P LOL

[worldends08]

Transformers Prime seems BETTER than the movies. (I'll always like the first; but the sequels disappointed me.)

[PurifierUnitBreakman]

I love the "watch for snakes" remark and "stinger" at the end. :D

[insertclichename]

Poor boys. ): Welp, they gotta make their money some how!

[SableDement]

Oh Eegah!! You will never leave me will you?

[chrisRBful]

1:00 - 1:14 DAT ASS

[briberry]

@chrisRBful It's a magnificent ass.

[ClikeWorks]

@chrisRBful

DAMN YOU!!!! MY EYES!!!!

[DMGreyson]

This was great!

[Drunkenprophet23]

Well that was a close up of Kevin's posterior I'll never un see. 

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Is Mike wearing a sweater with leather elbow patches? He is so cool.

[SkipperBing]

"Watch out for snakes!"

"Who said that?"

[church2550]

That was both funny and awesome at the same time!!!!

[hawaiidispenser]

Nice hinder.

[seleucid23]

Spooky when Bill turned into Brain Guy.....

[infrafan]

0:45 - Bill does an awesome Shia impression there.

[weird4productions]

Lucky me! Transformers 3 is on my Netflix que!

[angelmarine1292]

LOL Love you guys.

[ColBarnaby]

I still see tiny robots whenever they talk :D