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  • Wright comes in

    Kristoph:I spy with my evil eye a Hobo

    Wright: back at ya devil

  • Death penalty for this fag!

  • That goat statue...it intrigues me.

  • @ASC9000 That's a Gazelle.

  • What I want to know is this? What kind of prison allows you to go into a solitary cell of a murderer, who has a bunch of objects that can be used as weapons, and yet the visitor doesn't have a guard watching them?

  • @coruscant100 Not to mention that he was able to get POISON in there.

  • @ASC9000 Good point. Phoenix has got some serious balls to do this.

  • @coruscant100

    The same legal system that allows a convicted murderer who's on trial for another murder take a bottle necklace that he dug up during an escape into the courtroom without checking its contents. And allows a prosecutor to go 15 years without passing though a metal detector. And allows a detective suspected of knife murder to bring his knife with him into the courtroom. And allows a prosecutor to whip the judge in court. And allows someone who hired an assassin a cell phone.

  • @tifforo1 Or let someone throw hot coffee or get an assassin to testify through a walkie talkie or let a defense attorney be whipped and later slapped into unconciousness.

  • OMG You can play "I Spy with the bookshelf!!!!"

  • um...... where are the beds?

  • @KaitoKun72 Kristoph doesn't sleep. Sleeping is for 2nd rate attorneys.

  • That chair.... I FUCKING WANT IT

  • How many guards did Kristoph bribe to be able to get an antique chair, table, and dresser into a jail? Not to mention the HUGE bookshelf and books, AND a violin?

    Answer: One. Mike Meekins.

  • I wonder if they made Kristoph like Dahlia..

    They do a lot of bad things & they both have an innocent twin ..

  • @SuperEternalNub Aye, that's why they're the match made in hell. :)

  • @SuperEternalNub

    Twin? Klavier is younger than Kristoph.

  • Shadi refused to have Kristoph defend him in court, right after that, he found out he was going with Nick, so with all that jealousy, he decided to take down nick and have him arrested for murder...that's why he wanted to kill him... :C

  • until we know what is behind the black Psyche-locks, Kristoph is a FAG whit no motive who lost a pocker game.

  • Personally, i thought Alba is a worse villain then Engarde. Cause the ace attorney villains all have something you remember about them. Von Karma was the first, Gant tried to frame a 14 year old girl, Engarde was the only person to trick Phoenix, Dahlia is a demon from hell and the most evil person... like ever, Kristoph had no motive AND never admitted his guilt, and Alba you just remember he was annoying and had to catch a flight. Personally, I actually prefer Calisto Yew to Quercus Alba

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  • I've been expecting you,Mr.Justice...

  • Kristoph: Yes, it's actually remarkably comfortable in here. I get my own nail polish,

    and the comfiest chair in the world. You did me a good turn, Mr. Wright.

    Phoenix: (Groans) I wish I was in prison now.

  • What a comfy, luxurious cell... is it a prison or a mansion?

  • @BrownLogMan ...Probably a dungeon in a castle. :D

  • ya well people shouldnt be watching game music till they beat the game.

  • Oh hell no!

    Only the most vile and evil criminal would be put in a cell like that.

    Look at all that fancy stuff, in solitary. What does this monster do? Eat babies!?

  • ...Thats a cell RIIIIIIIGHT?

    (Ahahahaha...Cell 13...)

  • Kristoph Gavin is a very good villan for ace attorney...But Dahlia is the best villan in ace attorney...And Gant the worst(Alba has the third place and Engarde the forth,in my list...)

  • if u don't want to be spoiled?! I don't want to be spoiled!!!

  • Gumshoe: I can't believe it this prison cell is better than my entire apartment.

  • @Sagemaster00 poor gumshoe. he's my pal!

  • uhhh...where's kristpohs bed???? ^_^ doesnt he need a bed?

  • @Pokemon4Ever245 Who needs a bed when you have that chair

  • @Teridax01 true...

  • -Somewhere in Hell-

    Kristoph: Who is the beautiful girl sitting on that throne?

    Gant: Ah, that's our queen. Queen Dahlia.

    Kristoph: Why is someone as beautiful as her down here?

    Gant: She was executed. For intending to kill eight people. And staging a kidnapping. And attemping to steal a diamond. And-

    Kristoph: (Runs) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!!!!!

  • @TheAceOtaku Dahlia:....dead...where else??

  • @TheAceOtaku LAWL!

  • @TheAceOtaku Thats the funniest comment ive ever seen.

  • @TheAceOtaku Gant Wasnt THAT bad

  • @booman014 I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend you, but are you being sarcastic?

    And the only reason I chose Gant to be the 2nd speaker in my comment because if I put Manfred instead, Franziska would kill me.

  • @TheAceOtaku No i wasnt being sarcastic, its just that many more were worse (Like (SPOILER FOR AAI) Alba)

    You didnt offend me, so stay Cool :D

  • @booman014 HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT ALBA!!! I WANTED TO KILL THE GUY!!!

    Seriously, he was the hardest final boss, EVER!

    But Dahlia stills owns as the Queen of Evil-ness.

    And I will stay cool. Thanks. :)

  • @TheAceOtaku Ace attorney culpirts are called bosses?

    And the final hardest boss ever is from a bullet hell game,i can't remember the name

  • @sitien14 Culprits are referred to as bosses because their testimonies are usually pretty hard to crack.

    Alba was the final boss of AAI:ME, and he kept making lame excuses to go catch an airplane flight, so he basically was giving the same testimony over and over, each time with added information. It was HARD to beat him.

    And I think I've seen a video of that Bullet Hell final boss. It looks pretty hard too.

  • @TheAceOtaku I'm not sure if you guys are talking about Touhou, or that other bullet hell.

  • @msh11201996 Meh, I don't know myself. I'm pretty sure I was just goofing off one day on YouTube, and a video had a title called "HARDEST FINAL BOSS EVER!", so I watched it.

  • @TheAceOtaku OH. that's ummmm..... something something Raiden or something...

  • @msh11201996 Probably. It was some huge female monster thing that kept shooting lasers at you. Probably Dahila on a bad day.

  • @TheAceOtaku yeah. The game (Touhou) I'm talking about is a similar one. 'cept there are no voices.

  • @TheAceOtaku

    Gant: Care to go swimming in the lake of fire, anyone?

  • @TheAceOtaku This is wrong because Kristoph is actually the Devil. It's been confirmed.

    Black Psyche Locks anyone?

  • @Mariomon12345 I suppose you're right....

    But if Kristoph's the devil, Dahlia'ss probably like his Queen or something, lol.

  • @TheAceOtaku roflmao!!!! wait.... 8 people??? i only count 6.....

  • @493pokemaniacV2 Well, I think a couple of Dahlia's victims were unintended.

  • @493pokemaniacV2 Phoenix Wright, Mia Fey, Maya Fey, Godot/Diego Armando, Doug Swallow, Terry Fawles, Victoria Hawthorne, Misty Fey.

    That's eight, people on Dahlia Hawtorn's "Killing List".

  • @Wiinajamizzi thankyou... i forgot about doug (from the very first case) and Godot..... thanks :D

  • @493pokemaniacV2 Your missing two pal. I suggest you go over your court record. =P

  • @TheAceOtaku lmao they'd make a gr8 couple!

  • Kristoph had the makings of a great final boss... But it was too easy to beat him in the end. I was a little let down at how easy it was, personally. In all the Phoenix Wright games, you had to practically claw your way to victory. But this one was too easy... In my opinion.

  • This is the page image for the trope "Luxury Prison Suite". No joke.

  • sounds like mother 3

  • only makes me think of mafia 2...in jail..

  • Solitary cell my arse, this is better than my boarding school room.

  • Hey guys. Kristoph Gavin level of insanity in his defeat is OVER 9000! huh? get it? huh? huh? huh?

  • @CepVep We all do, trust me.

  • @FemaleGallade Are you SURE? Do you want me to explain it? Do ya? Huh? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Huh?

  • Thats a fucking cell? 

  • @Gamelun8300 No dude. Thats a suit on a prison.

  • @hectormagi3 OK.... Thanks

  • **MAJOR SPOILERS**

    I've seen a lot of people comment that Kristoph was more evil than Dahlia. He certainly was a sinister MF, just like Dahlia. I thought they were on the same level for the most part, but the thing with Kristoph is that he was so insecure that he spied on the Mishams and Spark Brushel for 7 years, for fear of anyone talking and tarnishing his reputation. Dahlia didn't give a f*** what people thought of her. She'd chop your balls off just as soon as look at you.

  • @keepthebeat929 dude kristoph had the image of the devil on him

  • @keepthebeat929 Well, it's not really a matter of worrying what people thought of him. It's just the Drews were witnesses to his crimes and he didn't want them to expose him, so he set the poison plan in motion that didn't take effect for four years.

    Didn't Dahlia give Phoenix the evidence of her crime and when he didn't return it to her, she decided to frame him for the murder of another man who had dirt on her?

  • @GreatFox42 Ohhh yeah. That's true. So they were both paranoid, really.

  • @keepthebeat929 Pretty much.

    Not that that makes either of them any less of a Complete Monster, of course. I do agree that both are equally deranged. Though, personally, I like Gavin more simply because we got to see him as Apollo's boss from Apollo's perspective, unlike Dahlia as Phoenix's girlfriend from Mia's view. That, and he knows how to remain cool up until the very end.

  • @GreatFox42 Well....She was going to kill Phoenix but things didn't go according to plan.

  • @princesstarika True, but for the majority of that we saw it from Mia's perspective.

  • The best thing about this video is not the Chair, but the music that it looks like its from a p0rn or something XD

  • Thats the best Chair i have ever seen in my life. If all the Solitary Cells look like this... Then i will... *Gets Sniper*... Lets do a little visit to the US president.

  • I saw the chair.

  • DAT CHAIR. SO NICE. MUST HAVE. NAO PLZ.

  • Too late, this case has been spoiled for me!x

  • i would KILL for this cell

  • @icedragoon707 I would KILL for this Chair.

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  • Too bad he turned into Golum at the end... Cuz I don't see ay ring in there...

  • I'm sure the crime rate will skyrocket once they know that all prison cells look like this...

  • Man, that is one hot chair.

  • kristoph's cell looks better than my room

  • @TLPFIREMAN lol i know that feel bro.

  • @TLPFIREMAN Is the best cell I've seen in my life...

  • since when did Kristoph play the violin?

  • If I ever have to go jail, I want a cell like Kristoph's. :D

  • Okay, So maybe "he" has a nice chair but, does he have CHORDS OF STEEL?!?!

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  • But... If i remember quiet good. In this cell, Morgan was staying! Where is she now?

  • @hectormagi3 I have a few explanations.

    A: Kristoph and Morgan are held in two different prisons, and their cell numbers just coincedentally match.

    B: Morgan was executed, despite her charge being the same as Iris' (so that means Iris would have died too eventually)

    C: Morgan was relocated to a different cell

    D: Morgan commited suicide realizing her family could never take the master's seat

  • Y'know, Kristoph really reminds me a lot more of Dee Vasquez than Dahlia.

  • Everything in "his" cell is a feasible murder weapon.

  • Dahlia may be a demonic soul of evil who will never stop to get what she wants, but Kristoph can make lobsters fly.

  • SPOILER!!!!

    So Morgan was executed? Good, I never liked her...

    Kristoph is the world's best killer. Seriously, it took a whole change in the actual law to kill this dude. If you put him in any other game as final boos instead of von Karma, Gant, Engarde, Dahlia Hawthorne or even Quercus Alba, he'd walk away free. He's just that intelligent. My favourite game boss!

  • @bekarish Morgan was WHAT!?

    OH DAMN YEAH!

  • Hard to believe this place is a cell. If this is No.13, I wonder what the others are like.

  • solitary cell? More like paradise!

  • too bad it is a "solitary" cell (-,-)

    XD Kristoph is awesome!

  • Yes, the odd number cells are where they keep the hardened criminals.

    Morgan fey is in #15

    And Matt Engaurde is in #11

    Red white is in #9

    Von karma was in #7, but he had a heart attack and died.

    Gant was in #5 but he got struck by lightning...in his cell

    Alita tiala was in #3... but then then "Big Wins" shot her in her sleep.

  • Man, whoever ends up in Solitary Confinement Cell 13 is not going to have much luck gettin out..

    ...13. e_e

  • Looks like the cell from Silence of the Lambs.

  • Wasn't Morgan in Solitary Confinement Cell 13?

  • @garlicisnotneeded

    Yeah, it was Morgan's cell. Guess what hapened to Dahlia happened to Morgan.

    A couple of years in prision, then executed.

    She was probably executed during those 7 years. : /

  • @garlicisnotneeded

    Morgan was arrested in 2017 - Apollo Justice took place in 2025 so I guess she may have died in that 8 year gap.

  • @garlicisnotneeded yes she was

  • @garlicisnotneeded meh this is 7 years later and as morgan said, 'it seems she was just in time' so maybe she died?

  • @garlicisnotneeded She must have been taken to the noose before AJ:AA

  • @garlicisnotneeded

    She was moved to a different location. It said so somewhere in Trials and Tribulations, or in this game, I don't remember. I believe she is now in 17.

  • @garlicisnotneeded maybe she already died, like dahlia hawthorne

  • @garlicisnotneeded most likely she died. 7 years did pass, and she was apparently 47, so I say that she just died and Kristoph took her cell after her death. It's also possible she was sentenced to death after plotting to kill Maya Fey in Bridge to the Turnabout.

  • @coruscant100 :

    she was sentenced to death and was killed in the 5th case of t n t

  • @coruscant100

    1. I don't think they ever give you Morgan's age, but she's older than Misty, and I think Misty was 49 in case 3-5.

    2. They actually give some loose hints in case 3-5 that she was already sentenced to death before she gave Pearl the plans: "this is my last request" "I don't have much longer"

  • love the bass on this one..

  • Now this is what I call a 1st class solitary condfindment cell. This is what I would do. *police runing like headless chikens* Me: whats going on? Police:Theres been a big murder here. Whoever did this is getting this solitary cell. *shows photos of solitary cell No.13* Me:(CHAIR!!!) Police:Whoever did thi- Me:I DID IT!!! *later in solitary prison cell no.13* Me:Ohh chair, your so awsome.
  • @ToonBlade23 you should probably kill a police agent by strangulation in front of em, would b better

  • 13 is an unlucky nuber and kristoph was unluckerly taken to jail twice

  • magnifi gramarye murder case was nick's 13th case, and nick lost his badge. see the connection?

  • yeah i see the connection

  • Actually, it was his 14th case.

    Actually....counting Case 5 of the first game it was his 15th case. :U

  • OBJECTION!

    5 cases - AA

    4 cases - JFA

    3 cases - TT

    why 3? because 2 cases were flashbacks!

    = 12 + magnifi murder case = 13!!!

  • good room for a solitary cell LOL

  • how does anyone even get a cell like this anyways. this is like 1st class right here LOL

  • This is probably standard fare for lawyers. :-p

  • Will I get shot if I say I like Kristoph?

    *hides*

  • I haven't got shot! *looks behind self* Yeah all clear.

  • *BANG!*

    LOL, it's a blank.

    THIS TIME.

  • *Secretly grabs broom and pulls it in half, revealing a katana*

  • *Secretly grabs katana and removes blade, revealing a pistol in the handle*

  • This is random, but hearing this makes me want to see the next game have us visiting Matt Engarde in his cell.

  • Can anyone say Dahlia inside Matt's body?

  • I really don't like Kristoph...

    He's so creepy and evil...

  • Also, is it a bad thing is Kristoph reminds you of yourself?

  • He bashed a man's skull in with a bottle of juice. He poisoned a person with a postage stamp, he got Phoenix's badge snatched, and to top it all off he did all this because some guy decided he didn't want him for a lawyer.

    You decide.

  • I never said WHAT about him remidns me of myself... stop making me look evil...

  • *Suspicious Gant stare*

  • "Feels like I am always being watched" End quote

  • Walls have ears, Potatoes have eyes," end quote.

  • and nick's badge has eyes also, end quote

  • @sean1997102 "Person does not understand this conversation" end quote.

  • you forgot the fact he almost killed an innocent girl with nail polish.

  • Not to mention he almost killed a girl with a so called "lucky charm".

  • They're magically delicious!

    xD

  • no bed or toilet?

  • It's on the opposite side of the screen, so as to not uglyfy the remainder of the cell. :U

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  • Wait, so this is why he murdered Zak? For an awesome chair?! That's a great reason! I'd do it too.

  • @Shnap1337 "Awesome chair gets loved" end quote. ;)

  • Is it me or does anyone else really like this person?

  • Let's put it this way: I would KILL to get into a prison like that. XD

  • Ha, nice! But I don't get why you responded to me, I was just asking if anyone else really liked Kristoph.

  • *slps head because I mistook 'person for prison* Hmm... seems like my eyes need to get checked.

    But hey, since we're on the topic...

    Who DOESN'T like men who uses nail polish and has awesome prison chairs? =)

  • The person they killed?

  • Ah... Touché.

  • This guy is the only character in the whole damn series who gives me fucking chills down my spine T_T

  • I thought I was the only one him and de killer give me chills.

  • He gave me chills, too. He was damn sexy.

  • All this reminds me of are those ubreakable black/yellow psyche locks....

  • *unbreakable

  • Ya know I thought you were gonna break them by combining the Magatama and Apollo's bracelet somehow. Oh well, hopefully there's a sequel.

  • Admit it, The first thing you saw was the awesome chair.

    NOT the letter.

    NOT the Nail polish that looks like the one Vera uses.

    and NOT the fact this room screams Kristoph Gavin.

    Admit it, The first thing you saw was the awesome chair.

  • *All psyche-locks break*

    Me: NOOOOOO!!!!

  • Ha, true. I still don't know how the hell does he have such a nice chair while being in prison...

  • The chair then the polish then the letter.

    That was my order.

    Also it didnt hit me that gavin would enjoy this..

    Dungeon as you put it. /Gavins lair.

    Nail polished poison. Go figure.>?

    Wtf is up with that devil in his hand? and err his intentions are scratchy you cant know what hes thinking..

  • @PikachuTheHedgehog Actually, the awesome cello was what I noticed first.

  • @PikachuTheHedgehog yep. the cha