" You can be just as free as you want to be, and yet it doesnt take any room to do it." hmmmm lol i wonder what he was up to? poor david one of the greatest actors ever in the martial arts world and he is playing with either a green dildo or a garden hose.. Rip Mr. David Carradine, you have made great legendary Kung fu movies..
his name should newer be allowed to mentioned same with bruce lee i mean look at this guy HIS A CARICATYRE PICTURE OF A MAN AND NOT A MAN ONLY HES GOT NERVE TO INTRUCE HISELF AS A M-ARTIST OMG
Poor David! I have heard He bancrupted. This woman took everything from Him. It doesn't change fact its sweetshort movie!
I like you Politicsreign. You kew David and talked with respect abotu Him. I read everything:). I don't refer it as a crap. I don't like you say such things about it. Regards. I still love Him and thinking about him like you.
@Calista96 Uummmm, he's dead. He died of autoerotic asphyxiation in a closet wearing a leather thong. So, yeah, poor David. He died the most embarassing death since that Kenneth Pinyan guy died getting fucked by a horse.
This was when David was in his really bad phase! This video is quite old, not recent at all, right before he did Kill Bill, he was totally broke due to Marina Anderson his 4th wife taking all his royalties and spending it on plastic surgery so she could look like his oldest daughter Calista, which she failed badly at. That is why he is doing this crap!
I bought one of these from Rob Moses, and I think that it´s quite good and fun to. But I do think that Rob is more an expert with this than David was. I mean, Rob Invented the thing, so it is only natural that he is better with it.
Here is the full promo video /watch?v=7NB8F2i7INc&feature=player_embedded
LMAO.. I really can't believe that they're trying to sell a stupid stick as an exercise toy...and they're all dead serious about it too, give me a break, that's pathetic. A workout video is one thing, this is ridiculous. Nothing more than a 3 year old would do with a branch.
I think the dog was hoping he'd drop it. Then David would definitely break a sweat running after him. (Probably would run the length of a football field after all)
LOL, wanked himself to death. You can do anything you set your mind to, unless your mind is set on tying a noose around your neck and nuts and fapping until you asphyxiate yourself.
well, it is unfortunate how he died but it was an accident. If the whole world could see inside everyone's lives like his we would find that we all have a lot to hide. So what if he was jerking off. The whole world wacks off.
The first time I saw this I laughed my ass off and called the man a fool, but I do tai chi now and looking at this I can see its worth. End of the day it's still a length of garden hose lol but the circular movements are good for the wrists and shoulders, if you do use your legs and hips you'll get limbered up quite nicely. Now I realise it's not as silly as it looks. RIP, grasshopper
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LOL, should have stuck to the limits. Went a bit too far in strangling himself whilst jerking off, now he is dead and everyone knows he is was c creepy wanker
What is that ???.....with a piece of hose? ..Hose Praying Mantis.???????.... sometimes I think David finally lost it ....I always thought David was a horrible martial artist, if he was to be considered one ....but his performance as a Shaolin Monk in the Kung fu series ....is simply SUPERB ....not even someone like Bruce Lee could have done it like he did..... so David .... RIP and thanks forever ...(by the way in spite of everything, I'll always admire David)
Isn't it amazing! You are only limited by your imagination, flexibility and ability to pay money for a broken piece of garden hose and many tapes of a man playing with his own piece.....
The doggie's all sad because he won't throw the stick already..... "playplayplayplay?"
It's a good thing to get people moving and feeling... but if you put four more of those pieces together you'd have a travel hula hoop and then the real fun begins.
Wow this is the biggest bunch of bullshit ever. Just take some ecstasy and you'll be doing a bunch of raving bullshit like that without that stupid stick. RETARD.
Why are people here so cynical? This is a great exercise and David is an amazingly talented individual who can mesmerize one with his words and intelligence, not to mention his knowledge of music. BAH! to all you stupid and bored-to-death cynics. Get a LIFE!
A piece of rope cut at that length can break wood, easily. I have played T-ball golf with a Master who specializes on OB stuff (it takes some practice gauging the strike with the receiving end.) It is a great defensive weapon also (the rope.) I would not however like to be on the receiving end of a snapping hose. If you scarf one from your neighbor's garden hose, that's cool. If you buy one, then you (as he) is/are a J.O.
And to think, this guy replaced Bruce Lee in the show "Kung Fu". You would never see Lee playing with a garden hose, he would just beat the crap out of it.
trippy as fuck
SebbB96 2 weeks ago
I'll have what he's having!
GirC33 2 months ago 2
Is he insane?
pearsem 5 months ago
What in the World was He doing and talking about ?
56bluegold 7 months ago
"It seems to make you wanna move a little... or maybe even a lot. And the more you do it, the more it tell ya to do that."
So basically it does the same thing as LSD with glowsticks.
alchemist889 8 months ago
What kind of dog is that? I wants it :)
MalixAbyss 8 months ago
I'm gonna miss Carradine but...what the hell!? Is this another of his weird fetishes?
Cazz814 10 months ago
" You can be just as free as you want to be, and yet it doesnt take any room to do it." hmmmm lol i wonder what he was up to? poor david one of the greatest actors ever in the martial arts world and he is playing with either a green dildo or a garden hose.. Rip Mr. David Carradine, you have made great legendary Kung fu movies..
md9751 11 months ago
It is very spiritual to mince around the yard with a piece of garden hose.
noisepuppet 1 year ago 7
The most embarassing moment in the life of David Carradine ... well, until they found him in that closet in Thailand ...
fenriz218 1 year ago
lol I like at 0:58 when he runs out of moves to do, while talking about how it has "no limitations".
DarkSunGod 1 year ago
the green didldo wants you to move a little. or maybe even a lot.
petrino 1 year ago 3
Everytime I watch Wild West Tech, I'm going to remember him wrestling with a section of garden hose.
hybriddefect 1 year ago
Poor Carradine. This is pathetic.
jonathan1stewart 1 year ago
so cracked says this is his most shameful moment. did they not know how he died?
1Pantikian 1 year ago
@1Pantikian Considering that they wrote the article while he was still alive, I'm thinking it would be impossible for them to have known.
godzizzle 1 year ago
@godzizzle Yeah youre right
1Pantikian 1 year ago
I think that his dog Thunder thought that David was going to throw the PhiChi Stick. Kinda looks like it to me.
Klaudija72 1 year ago
looool
huntedrasta 1 year ago
hhahhahaah, green dildo fitness
bemtikru 1 year ago
i bet he wanted to choke himself then and there
fakespotter 1 year ago
his name should newer be allowed to mentioned same with bruce lee i mean look at this guy HIS A CARICATYRE PICTURE OF A MAN AND NOT A MAN ONLY HES GOT NERVE TO INTRUCE HISELF AS A M-ARTIST OMG
haanhasa 1 year ago
Oh shit! A bernese mountain dog!!
crunkykong 1 year ago
didnt this geeza die by hanging himself buy his left testical ?
BRUTALGAMER 1 year ago
The fucker is actually breathing hard. Jesus. Hope he doesn't asphyxiate.
musiccalgary 1 year ago
@musiccalgary
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YoJimBoHugabaJoe 1 year ago
the dog is like im getting the fuck outta here
hollayo666 1 year ago 2
Poor David! I have heard He bancrupted. This woman took everything from Him. It doesn't change fact its sweetshort movie!
I like you Politicsreign. You kew David and talked with respect abotu Him. I read everything:). I don't refer it as a crap. I don't like you say such things about it. Regards. I still love Him and thinking about him like you.
Calista96 1 year ago
@Calista96 Uummmm, he's dead. He died of autoerotic asphyxiation in a closet wearing a leather thong. So, yeah, poor David. He died the most embarassing death since that Kenneth Pinyan guy died getting fucked by a horse.
sckeckle 1 year ago 3
This was when David was in his really bad phase! This video is quite old, not recent at all, right before he did Kill Bill, he was totally broke due to Marina Anderson his 4th wife taking all his royalties and spending it on plastic surgery so she could look like his oldest daughter Calista, which she failed badly at. That is why he is doing this crap!
politicsreign 2 years ago
Bored doggy! Maybe it is old. It gets up with an effort i think. Thunder rulez!!!!!!!!
Calista96 2 years ago
Ive watched it 3 times. It didnt help. I think it made all the sense it was going to make the first time I saw it.
jdmarkette 2 years ago
I bought one of these from Rob Moses, and I think that it´s quite good and fun to. But I do think that Rob is more an expert with this than David was. I mean, Rob Invented the thing, so it is only natural that he is better with it.
Klaudija72 2 years ago
Here is the full promo video /watch?v=7NB8F2i7INc&feature=player_embedded
LMAO.. I really can't believe that they're trying to sell a stupid stick as an exercise toy...and they're all dead serious about it too, give me a break, that's pathetic. A workout video is one thing, this is ridiculous. Nothing more than a 3 year old would do with a branch.
JediMasterRich 2 years ago 2
Anything to make a buck. Plug away pervert. Your days as a FRAUD have ended. And in a fitting fashion I might add.
tainoarawak 2 years ago
the key to physical and mental fitness in only a short length of garden hose away.
davesempai 2 years ago 13
LOL
diuga1 2 years ago
@davesempai
LMFAO!!!!
Terminal83 2 years ago
Why not taiji sword exercise instead of that "gadget"?
bindinglines 2 years ago
Best part is near the end when the dog, deciding that it has simply seen and heard enough, casually gets up and breaks North.
hostilel7 2 years ago 4
I think the dog was hoping he'd drop it. Then David would definitely break a sweat running after him. (Probably would run the length of a football field after all)
BoBeena 2 years ago 3
Auto-erotic aphyxiation: when "choking the chicken" just ain't enough.
ilovalivia 2 years ago
OMG He was quite dumb by making this video.
"Little inside stuff that grapplers do?!?!!?" WTF
He doesn't know anything he was talking. I think he never ever went to a martial class in his poor life!
RIP ASAP
tiochel 2 years ago
I heard he had a hose between his legs,
davidcurtin1 2 years ago
you ppl have so much respect 4 a dead man. At least he died doin what he loved, even if we all don't understand it. rip dc <3
sugarrrsmack 2 years ago
LOL, wanked himself to death. You can do anything you set your mind to, unless your mind is set on tying a noose around your neck and nuts and fapping until you asphyxiate yourself.
stupidjunk978 2 years ago
I sure wish this stupid shit didn't exist. RIP DC!
Shamash9 2 years ago
Just great. I will try it too. When I take some LSD. He is not even funny, he is pathetic.
ivlipak 2 years ago
at least he didn't die trying to suck his own dick...that would've been worse...rip dc
dustinrlawrence 2 years ago
well, it is unfortunate how he died but it was an accident. If the whole world could see inside everyone's lives like his we would find that we all have a lot to hide. So what if he was jerking off. The whole world wacks off.
scissors554 2 years ago 5
Its a shame he died but even so I can't help but find this funny.
Cazz814 2 years ago 2
I wonder if he hanged himself with a garden hose???
hunan117 2 years ago
lmao David really know his ways with tools for the body
meteorspace 2 years ago
The first time I saw this I laughed my ass off and called the man a fool, but I do tai chi now and looking at this I can see its worth. End of the day it's still a length of garden hose lol but the circular movements are good for the wrists and shoulders, if you do use your legs and hips you'll get limbered up quite nicely. Now I realise it's not as silly as it looks. RIP, grasshopper
Shindai 2 years ago 4
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LOL, should have stuck to the limits. Went a bit too far in strangling himself whilst jerking off, now he is dead and everyone knows he is was c creepy wanker
stupidjunk978 2 years ago
Wanking is creepy?
mdsimontam 2 years ago
the world will miss u
0ansatsuken0 2 years ago 2
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Thank God this sorry piece of shit is dead
richmond436 2 years ago
richmond, How very brave of you to make that comment here.
hirdy6 2 years ago 2
Richmond, go fuck yourself
unrealharry 2 years ago
RIP David
tubeparker23 2 years ago 4
did he died?
DidHeDied 2 years ago
REST IN PEACE,you were one of the best actors!
USHomeboy 2 years ago 3
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well thats what he gets for havin a wank with a cord round his neck.
2009 darwin award goes to david carradine
nathan84841 2 years ago
While I agree it's kinda something that people have coming when they do that I think there will be plenty of people that top it. :P
theamazingrandom 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy, but his CV of movies over the past year look very ominous::::::
Hell Ride
Son of the Dragon
Last Hour
Death Race
My Suicide
Absolute Evil
!!!!!
No kidding, just look at his filmography on Wikipedia.
Weird or what???
cloverfield911 2 years ago
Kill Bill...?
skeetarus 2 years ago
What is that ???.....with a piece of hose? ..Hose Praying Mantis.???????.... sometimes I think David finally lost it ....I always thought David was a horrible martial artist, if he was to be considered one ....but his performance as a Shaolin Monk in the Kung fu series ....is simply SUPERB ....not even someone like Bruce Lee could have done it like he did..... so David .... RIP and thanks forever ...(by the way in spite of everything, I'll always admire David)
JohnLennon100 2 years ago 2
i use an waterhose full of sand with handles for a jump rope to work out. waaaah:(( i am so sad david why why you left us we needed you
nukarr 2 years ago
R.I.P. DAVID
PFLOYD33 2 years ago
Oh Bill...what happened to you?
Salogel67 2 years ago
1:00 even the dog is thinking "fuck this! im gone " "Thank god i can lick my own balls" lol
Rajalord27 2 years ago 5
Why was this the funniest thing I've ever seen from a martial artist?
Cazz814 2 years ago
are they selling a cut up hose as exercise equipment??!
soobiesoob 3 years ago 2
lmao
samt0rx 3 years ago
Poor dog.
phauna 3 years ago
o.0
xSkeetBone 3 years ago
Isn't it amazing! You are only limited by your imagination, flexibility and ability to pay money for a broken piece of garden hose and many tapes of a man playing with his own piece.....
peachy6969 3 years ago 2
You gotta give them credit for cutting a water hose and selling it as an exercise tool.
graywolfz10 3 years ago 4
why the hell would people buy this anyway?
Crinjagizmo 3 years ago
O.O is this a dildo???
xD
Alephinaction 3 years ago
is he winded during this? he sounds like he is breathing a little hard.
giggssoccer83 3 years ago 4
Jesus fucking God.
DeadJerker 3 years ago 3
Even the dog is embarrassed to be near him.
CheeseWheel3 3 years ago 26
The doggie's all sad because he won't throw the stick already..... "playplayplayplay?"
It's a good thing to get people moving and feeling... but if you put four more of those pieces together you'd have a travel hula hoop and then the real fun begins.
BoBeena 3 years ago 3
LMAO
diuga1 2 years ago
so wack,
dankglassUSA 3 years ago
fuck this
dubzy81 3 years ago 11
"That's absurd, that's like Kill Bill 2's David Carradine gushing over a giant green dildo explaining how it makes him go 'ooh my hips' really."
"O rly?"
Revrant 3 years ago
Is anyone else vaguely reminded of the "Star Wars kid"?
SpikeWolfwood 3 years ago 6
Garden Hose makes you strong! HUh!
triman123 3 years ago 3
Wow this is the biggest bunch of bullshit ever. Just take some ecstasy and you'll be doing a bunch of raving bullshit like that without that stupid stick. RETARD.
IhateGorgeousGeorge 3 years ago 3
this green dildo makes him wanna move hahahahahaahaahahahahahaa lololololo fuckin' hell! classic
wushufist1 3 years ago
lol
shaha9 3 years ago
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notice the dog. It Comes in, and it leaves...Leaving david alone once again to tell you how this green dildo makes him wanna move
phampharm 3 years ago
Congratulations on your ability to badly plagiarize cracked[dot]com.
IoEwe 3 years ago 30
There are so many funny things to say about this insane clip, why copy and paste one from that article?!
elheadkickio 3 years ago
COME UP WITH YOUR OWN SHIT ASSHOLE!
cyrax987 3 years ago 4
is never a good sign when a gouy who calls himself onepoetlover is the only one sayin' positive things here
mrfloyd8185 3 years ago
Why are people here so cynical? This is a great exercise and David is an amazingly talented individual who can mesmerize one with his words and intelligence, not to mention his knowledge of music. BAH! to all you stupid and bored-to-death cynics. Get a LIFE!
onepoetlover 4 years ago
It doesn't matter which way you cut it, the guy is hawking a curved stick.
elheadkickio 3 years ago 12
very true, lol.
AsianBorat 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
tapthis 4 years ago
Fucking hippies.
partypeoplediedie 4 years ago
this is just sad.
Siebenstein83 4 years ago 2
that's the stupidest "exercise product" I've ever seen and THAT'S saying something
readordiefanatic 4 years ago 4
The real hammer was the clown who played his son. He would enter training halls for a paid visit and hit the floor with his very polished shoes.
hortence0freep 4 years ago
I'd take the paycheck.
A piece of rope cut at that length can break wood, easily. I have played T-ball golf with a Master who specializes on OB stuff (it takes some practice gauging the strike with the receiving end.) It is a great defensive weapon also (the rope.) I would not however like to be on the receiving end of a snapping hose. If you scarf one from your neighbor's garden hose, that's cool. If you buy one, then you (as he) is/are a J.O.
hortence0freep 4 years ago
"how it liberates your shoulder and hips"
how about i liberate your life out of your body Carradine??!!
notice even the dog seem to think this item is shit!
obefiend 4 years ago 2
And to think, this guy replaced Bruce Lee in the show "Kung Fu". You would never see Lee playing with a garden hose, he would just beat the crap out of it.
tsenmaisng 4 years ago 3
He didn't replace Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee auditioned for Warner Brothers, but did not get the part...
cat2two 3 years ago
Lee would just go about, beating the crap out of things
that is 'the way'
mrkurt13 3 years ago
LOL. What happened to him!?
michelleMUSTudy 4 years ago
wtf is that a garden hose?
tsenmaisng 4 years ago 4
nah its one of those lesbian dildos he bought at a sex shop
tom25 4 years ago 3
How many idiots bought this thing is what i want to know
gfreeman556 4 years ago 3
Keep up the woulderful job David Carradine And Rob Mosses!
joannobrien 4 years ago