Jewish Walk of Shame

[TheJakeHaldorsen]

fucking hilarious hesh!!!

[nzk13]

i can relate.

[snadler1997]

Ur really good ! No script?

[FreeIndividua]

I think all Jews waking on shame for years.....Shameless existence based on lies of Holocaust and stealing others land and behaving to them like animals on prey. SHAME ON YOU ISRAEL

[breitz82]

no wonder i hate jews...mother fuckin annoying and stupid..

[KrakenCacophony]

I grew up in a conservative jewish household and it pissed me off so much I became an atheist and abandoned religion.

If I would've grown up in an orthodox environment I probably would have ended up 100% batshit nuts, there's so many weird rules and traditions.

[szw770]

would u stop it you brought back such misnagnishkeit since the times of the alter rebbe

[BrooklynNotQueens]

yah the "alter rebbe" was just another run of the mill apikores miracle guy. he did start a new relgion tho and you're part of it. a fun fact about chabad is about niddur and hookers.

A chabad man may use a non chabad hooker when is wife is niddur according to chabad halacha. Chabad doesn't publicize this part of their derech.

[szw770]

go shave your beard misnagid

[BrooklynNotQueens]

i'm jewish not "misnagid". you're just a gentile so you won't understand what it means to be jewish. you see i'm not saying there is anything wrong with being chabad only that chabad is entirely gentile.

do you pray to schneerson? baruch ata schneerson....scheerson melech ha olam....?

or maybe Shema Hasidim Schneerson Eloheinu Schneerson ECHAD!?

[szw770]

this is why a person can not have a normal conversation with you bec your a immature 4 year old no one does that. your talking completely out of your tuches, not from halacha

[BrooklynNotQueens]

thanks you have shown everyone exactly my point which is that all actual jews should treat chabad just like "jews for jesus". now you realize there is by definition nothing to argue about since you're just another gentile. good luck with your spiritual journey and pagan chabad learnings.

[szw770]

Like the Chofetz Chaim said about Chassidus, " When something (Chassidus) is so great, Hashem covers it over and makes it look like somthing bad in order so that the Saton doesnt make and Ayoon harah".

[Shanniquitie]

you're a loser. g-d hates you

[szw770]

how old are you from your videos it sounds like your 50 years old and your saying things like that how can some one listen to a child like that

[dietgarage]

excellent.

[marknroses]

Hey it's Lori, Mark's girlfriend. The video is very funny... but I noticed u need to do ur dishes! Mark says "Don't mess up the sponges." Anyway, thanks for the laughs.

[sashma2]

Wait . . . you're allowed to take good from bad; it's bad from good that's the issue. What could be wrong with just taking the siddor you want? (Is it passing over a mitzvah or something?)

[WineBibberToronto1]

You are hilarious!!!!

[mameshmeshuga]

Hilarious!

[reflexrules]

When I was a kid, my parents sometimes had a hard time finding a sitter on a saturday night so they just left me with my grandparents. Thanks, I'll be here all week; try the fish!!!

Seriously:  I think you've found a niche. Perhaps this act would kill in monsey. I'm reconstructionist so much of this is lost on me but I do appreciate your moxie.

[EZC012]

lol all so true

[moboll]

lol this is a funny vid but 1 question

WHY THE SEFARDI YAMAKA

[guylookin4fun06]

some video ideas for you:

sheitals vs. hats vs. scarfs

minhagim in general (including perceived minhagim that are really chumras)

service in kosher restaurants

How every guy you meet has smicha and his wife or family will boast about it.

cholov yisreol vs. cholov stam

[frumsatire]

I have written on my blog about all this stuff- its just my mood whether I want to rant or not.

[itsthatmovieguy]

Always funny. Shabbat shalom man.

[FeivelJay770]

lol which shul in Denver were you at on Rosh Hashana when that happened?

You're so right, the Chabad House here has two or three of the Shiloh siddurim, nusach Ashkenaz, and maybe two or three Artscroll Siddurim, nusach Sefard.

Nice haircut!

[frumsatire]

It was in DAT that I picked up the wrong machzor

[sammyshultz]

I love your videos. You should do more of them. They are awesome.

[frumsatire]

You know I used to do like 3 per week- but I totally have to be in the mood- I did another one last night and it will go up next week.