The Original Spriggs Song

[TJSmudger1]

too all the haterz, you are all gay. that is all

[420PotSmokerXx]

if i ever meet you, im going to stab you...seriously.

[phatpecks017]

OMFG... can't believe I live on this earth amongst people like this!

[792218005]

Baby I'm hongry I say baby you hongry...

[fistpittingnork]

gimme some of that mmm mmm good, meat falls off da bone

[budsaplenty]

To much sugar!... your toast,,

[kkluv13]

ultimate fail

[LolonMatinez]

Hehe you're cool

[baconology]

i am also gay

[Reltsirk]

this is why you guys are not liked and are marked as racist and only enjoy people from your own country.

[forkin]

Fail.

[bigmamma3000]

its only gay if you dont know who spriggs is and the whole 'sprig story'. Everyone 'dissing' this video obviously doesnt understand this video is made by a group of mates. Its funny, granted if you understood the whole sprigs apple to the cinema thing and actually knew the person in the video you would find it better. However as you don't and you obviously dnt find it funny then dont waste ur time complaining. Just feck off and watch the 'spriggs bbq' or whatever it was u were searching for

[afiandmcr4life]

die.

[ekko808]

Gayest video ever. Like expecting your girlfriend naked at the door, and instead getting your grandma. Or maybe two grandmas.

[SensualSorrow]

Like this but worse, because at least you could still sleep with the grandma. You just can't do anything with this.

[mandarin0ranges]

god, kid sounds like he has down syndrome. and that's an insult to those who actually do.

[kking950]

takes one to know one Jackass

[kking950]

alo, if you ever think of making a video like that again i want someone to hit you over the head with a bottle

[xxxbloopxxx]

LOL yup, ur gayy:)

[itbeats4u]

cause we have low tolerance for idiots

[itbeats4u]

lame

[Zuko237]

EPIC FAIL

[kking950]

uber llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[CreshCreeper]

Come on guys, don't be too hard on the americans. They're searching youtube for video about a BBQ, they think they find it, they're licking they're lips in anticipation of a big bowl of louisiana extra tang cheesy puffs, and all they get is some FAGGOT ASS CRACKERJACK WHITEBREAD MOTHER FUCKER! Singing about some BITCH ASS HOULIO called "spriggs". You'd be pretty pissed off too. And another thing, did you steal my name, Boothroyd?

[rachaelbeans]

Touché.

If you don't get it, shut your mouth.

KTHNXBAI.

[ocuvo]

touche? More like Douche, bag that is. YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG, GO CLEAN THE CUM OUT OF SOME HERPES INFESTED CUNTS YOU BITCH

[spriggs92]

I pity you and despise you at the same time.

[ocuvo]

I finger your mom's asshole and put my penis in her vagina at the same time

[spriggs92]

I'm sure it would be appreciated by all of us if you did not comment on this video or otherwise attempt to communicate.

You're 41 years old. It's weird, to say the least, that you're still feeling the need to behave like a child, have the last word and generally abuse people who have done nothing wrong apart from have the same second name as your idol. I'm sure Mr Spriggs would heavily disapprove of your attitude.

[CreshCreeper]

Actually Spriggs that was quite a good one.

[killerjane]

Regarding this nortorious 'Elbob' character, let's review:

His name is Elvin. ELVIN. This speaks for itself.

He is 32, yet happily sends 15/16 year olds abuse for a comedy video.

His favourite videos appear to be Karate Kid clips and any form of food related advert which indicates that below the neck, he is hideously obese, typical American.

He is very defensive and threatening when defending this 'Mr Spriggs BBQ' character, indicating he is a homosexual gentleman.

Thank you and goodnight.

[spriggs92]

Touche indeed.

[ChazzHuebro]

HAHAHAHA, Don't know who Spriggs is, but I bet he once had poo on his finger! ELNOB WHY DON"T YOU SUCK MY DICK, YOU ARE A MASSIVE WANKER, AND I"VE SEEN YOUR FACE YOU UGLY BASTARD! Who uses Nimrod as an insult?

[killerjane]

What I find most amusing is the Americans appear to be taking offence because the name is somewhat copying that of.

MR SPRIGGS BBQ???

Do you COMPLETE BRAINDEAD NOBS not realise how stupid you sound? What fools, what utter fools.

Typical American dickwads.

Congrats, you've ALL outdone yourselves.

Clap clap clap guys, keep up the Spriggsin' joy ;)

[elbob17]

The fans of Mr. Spriggs BBQ demand you delete this or change the fucking name already. Hopefully this clown was mowed down by a drunk driver last year.

[spriggs92]

You appear to be, as all of the Americans who have so far commented on this video, unable to understand the frankly basic concept that this video in no way relates to your fucking precious 'Mr Spriggs BBQ!' Has it not occured to you that other people exist in the world with the surname Spriggs? Apparently not.

Oh, and can you please leave off with the sick insults? It only reflects badly on you, especially given that you are saying these kind of things to kids half your age. Thanks.

[elbob17]

My comments don't reflect badly on me, I'm just a name. You're the fool on camera and everyone who sees this is left scratching their head. In fact, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take this video down by the end of the day. I don't want to come back here tomorrow and see this abomination still available for public viewing.

[spriggs92]

I can't even be bothered pointing out the obvious flaw in the statement 'I'm just a name,' and neither myself nor the poster is the 'fool on camera.'

I can't believe the sheer amount of dischord this video has caused. WHY DO YOU GIVE A SHIT?

And besides, do you really think that we would follow instructions from an obvious fuckwit like yourself? Hah, I think you might discover this video remains online for the foreseeable future. May it cause you great pain.

[ocuvo]

I am an obvious fuckwit. WHAT'S OBVIOUS IS THAT I FUCK WIT' YOUR MOTHER EVERY NIGHT. FULL ANAL FULL VAGINAL HARDCORE ALL DAY EVERYDAY

[spriggs92]

ha ha no

[ocuvo]

ha ha YEAAAH. I SHIT ON SPRIGGS BULLSHIT VIDEO AND I CHALLENGE YOU TO STOP ME!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!!!!

[spriggs92]

I was originally intending on writing some personal attacks on the following users:

ocuvo

GraffitiGuy00

elbob17

teedoff087

npierluissi

damarei

However, I soon realised that there was little use in that, due to their apparant intelligence level comparable to goldfish, so I have instead summarised my views as such:

YOU ARE TWATS.

thank you. that will be all.

[k217]

agreed. well played spriggs.

[spriggs92]

fuck yeah.

[elbob17]

In all seriousness, you should take this down. The only people who don't think you're a fucking toolbox is the nimrod holding the camera and your father who tries so hard to be the "cool dad" so you don't blow the whistle on him for touching you when you were 9 and a half.

[spriggs92]

In all seriousness? Get a life lol

[theblackrose1510]

Alright... I feel i should wade into this crappy argument.

Firstly, elbow or what ever the hell your name is, why after watching this video and leaving quite frankly unecessary and abusive comments do you feel you have to continue leaving such comments? Surely to do so you have to keep returning to this video.

[theblackrose1510]

Secondly, you'd have thought, well someone else would have thought for you and then told you, a 32 year old man would have something better to do than abuse teenagers who are having a laugh. Perhaps, you should be out adding to gene pool so that you can be the "cool dad" rather than the lonely guy wasting his life away watching "Mr. Spriggs BBQ"....

GET A LIFE. FUCKWIT.

That's all folks...

[ocuvo]

FUCK THAT SHIT

[UKernie123]

lamewad.

[ocuvo]

FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASSHOLE

[UKernie123]

you got serious problemssss

[spriggs92]

whoa calm it mental issues

[ocuvo]

Fuck matthew spriggs and fuck his faggot apple

[k217]

whatever floats your boat mate...

[ocuvo]

No not "whatever floats my boat"

I get what i want when I want it.

and i want to fuck that faggot apple in the motherfucking bitch ass nigger faggot cunt "cinema"

Fuck you, Fuck matthew spriggs, Fuck the faggot apple, and fuck your mother for creating such a cum guzzling bitch such as yourelf.

PEACE OUT NIGGA!!

[k217]

temper temper.

i think you need to calm down.

it's only a video.

[ocuvo]

this has nothing to do with mr. spriggs barbeque

[GraffitiGuy00]

Thanks for wasting a minute of my life. Where do you live? I am going to find out, and kick the living shit out of you.

[elbob17]

What the fuck does this have to do with barbecue?

[JDizzlebob]

I'm with XwithballedupfistsX3

although teedoff087 should stop posting abusive comments on a video that was made by a bunch of school-kids. it's obviously not going to be funny for people that know nothing about spriggs.

for the record for you non-believers, spriggs is - or was :'( - a guy at our school that once took an apple to the cinema rather than eating sugary sugary treats. this coupled with him selling A* grade coursework made him a local celebrity. i suppose you had to be there...

[XwithballedupfistsX3]

Wouldn't that be nice if everybody was constructive about their criticism?

We all want to get rid of taxes, but we couldn't guarantee that everyone would donate, right? It's a cruel world.

Secondly, i hope that your statement wasn't an offensive against Americans. I'm not sexist, and hopefully you wouldn't generalize Americans in that way. I had only come to the conclusion that you were a guy because it's all males in the video.

WOMEN DONT BELONG IN THE FILMMAKING INDUSTRY!

...jk lol.

[XwithballedupfistsX3]

I'm sure proud of all of you that you have collegiate level vocabulary, but to be honest, the moronic nature of your comments negates the effect of the "impressive" vocab. "I'm smarter than you?" pff. Just making a statement like that brings your intelligence level to an all-time low. Quit flexing your muscles from english class. No matter the syntax or diction you use, you will always seem to me like a two year old slapping away at the keyboard...ALL of you. I'm not taking anybody's side here.

[pelnobacon]

It's kind of supposes to be ironic but i love your enthusiasm.

[teedoff087]

Hahaha, I knew I would regret posting a comment on YOUTUBE of all places. I found this video from the related section of the Mr. Spriggs BBQ video (which trumps this video humor-wise). Perhaps this was some sort of inside joke that I know nothing of, but I assure you, it's not funny at all. And I actually enjoy British humor. This held no humor of any kind.

Second-of-ly, I assure you, I am smarter than you.

Thirdly, unbunch your panties. Why is it necessary for you to have the last word?

[pelnobacon]

Well now you've mentioned "last word" I'm just going to have to reply to keep up the view you already have.

You assure you're smarter than me. You don't know me or anyone else expressing manic hatred towards you. What an arrogant claim.

Also, you don't even get the context of the song to appreciate the HUMOUR. If you knew the tales of Spriggs you would surely be down on your knees begging for forgiveness........and it would be granted.

[XwithballedupfistsX3]

Why would you post a video on youtube if nobody gets the context...to share it with your friends? There are plenty of other ways you could do that. When you post an inside-joke video like this, nobody who wasn't somehow related to the video will think it's funny. You HAVE to expect people to critique your videos if you open them up to the world, pal, so don't get so offended when that happens.

[pelnobacon]

Ordinarily I would agree with you whole heartedly. But you just don't understand who Spriggs is.

Any form of insult or criticism cannot be tolerated against the man i worship

[vegeris]

Teedoff087 is what the guardian defines as a batty boi. As i have said on numerous occasions these americans just eat too much cake and ice cream and teedoff087 has just eaten a whole lotta pie. these pies are full of stupidity and it takes him 62 seconds to eat five. i want my 62 seconds back and finally learn to eat some salad first, then we'll talk

[teedoff087]

haha, learn how to spell first, then we'll talk

[pelnobacon]

Oh my, I must say that I am truly dwarfed by your advanced intellect and debating skills. However, I will attempt, most likely in vein, to contest your superiority in the medium of the written word.

Twat.

[teedoff087]

At no point was this guy in any way coherent. I honestly don't know what the fuck happened. I want my 62 seconds back.

[UKernie123]

get out you gayface. British humour is wayyyyyyyy to complex for you people.

[pelnobacon]

Yeah, coherent like a fox

I believe i won the battle of witts there old spice

[dawizkid120]

If I was the guy in this video, I'd kill myself. There is no way possible for him to pro-create anyway, not after that.

[UKernie123]

If I was you I'd kill myself.

Looking at videos containing 15 year old boys, you dirty american pedophile

[pelnobacon]

i'd do him

[elbob17]

Wow what camera presence. This is regrettable.

[Rachiness]

"I think I just shit myself"

pure genius.

It still gets me.

[Pur3p0w3r06]

lol has anyone realised its mostly to the tune of that Shrek Danceoff at the end of the film ? :D

[UKernie123]

has anyone realised...SHUT UP LANGFACE

[UKernie123]

i think i creamed by jeans...

thats a lie im sorry

but hilarioussss

[spriggs92]

hey everyone

look at npooeyface and damapie's user profiles

is it just me

or are they total freaks / nerds?

ps: you made a big mistake dissing the spriggs song...

[vegeris]

These americans. Too much pie not enuf thinking. Thats my moto. I bet they cant make it through the wilderness like spriggz lol

[rossboss9]

if you enjoyed this (or not you noobs) than search the "langston chronicles" a charting of langstons rise to power and fame!

[JDizzlebob]

I think that those crazy americans call for a massive BWA BWAAA

[samsamsam]

damerei, You n00b

Spriggs is the ultimate gentleman and should rule the galaxy with his POWER

[rossboss9]

You filthy knave, show respect to the veg and of course the almightly subject matter, the princely Spriggs.

[spriggs92]

yeah you show em kate

how has this got 1000 views? its crazy!

[npierluissi]

Stealin the rep of Mr. Spriggs BBQ. Cracker ass racists.

[npierluissi]

I hate this

[damarei]

commit suicide, Forthwith

[212sunshine]

OMG

[spriggs92]

i feel so violated.

[spriggs92]

oh. my. god.