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  • Should have reported his post...it's a quick way to the quarter deck

  • @shredtotears the army's for people who can keep in shape and survive unlike other people like you who sit behind and x box and think they're really somethin for playin on easy mode.

  • @EMB801211 and what were you saying about spelling? "made it "thru" bootcamp" just cuz u play modern warfare 24/7 doesnt make u a marine. the army is strong. marines are strong too but we're better.

  • SHARK ATTACK!!

  • Out of 3 million sperm, were you really the fastest?

  • The drill instructors found out that the grunt had a bigger dick

  • Yank homos

  • Not like it use to be. That is a Drill Instructor civilian scum bag!

  • I'm soooo sorry, I didn't quite hear you sir...could you repeat that?????????????///

  • This guy was caught jerking off in front of his drill sergeant office! That's y the drill sergeant pointed at the office where he did it! He was screaming you look fabulous on your uniform sir. Then the Drill sergeant said so your gay then and you love me!! The grunt said yes sir!!!!! Lol

  • Damn. Bad nightmare. Got the heeebby geebies.

  • @Nekeia07 Lol try watching this in two browsers so it sounds like it's echoing.

  • Drill INSTRUCTOR, not drill sergeant!

  • @ZebrasFromHell Drill Jackass.

    Given the skills he's apparently learned in the Marines, perhaps he better practice yelling "do you want to super-size that"?

  • Your first mistake is calling them "drill sergeants". Say that to an actual drill instrucor and see what happens.

  • No such thing as a "Marine Drill Sergeant".

  • That teaches the marine to not get distracted and sees if he his cut out to be a marine it is part of basic traning

  • What the hell does fire watch mean

  • And I'm paying all this money in taxes and going broke with the crushing debt my country is taking on so that a bunch of testosterone fueled retards can play soldier.

    Pathetic.

  • @pine829 Gotta love people like you. Because it couldn't be other things like all the benefits so called "public servants" receive. Like a retired public school superintendent receiving $300k/yr pension and still in his 50's. My college president makes over $600k for a CC!! Companies in the US that have contracts with the gov charging outrageous prices like $2.75 for a bic pen. Don't forget all the benefits our politicians get like a vehicle allowance! Schools and other institutions,

  • @twisted667 So your point is what...that because virtually every other department and function in the government is wasting money at an obscene rate that somehow it is acceptable for these guys to waste more time and more money playing these idiotic soldier games.

    The fact is that the US military accounts for nearly 60% of all non-transfer payment spending (SS et al). The military is by far the biggest culprit in creating the 15 trillion dollars of debt we've piled up.

  • @pine829 that receive tax money have to "use it or lose it" so they literally waste money so they don't lose the money next year. The system is seriously in need of an overhaul. But you go ahead and be angry at our military personnel. DO something instead of just complaining.

  • @twisted667 I have worked in several companies that deal with the military and understand fully how they specify, engineer, buy and maintain what they buy. It is extraordinary how wasteful and stupid their practices are.

    Why should I excuse these jokers for this non-productive idiocy. The whole system from top to bottom is deeply, deeply flawed from buying $500 toilet seats to allowing some mentally unbalanced DI yell at soldiers that cost us a fortune to train and equip

  • @pine829 umm for lack of caring for better words, duh?? meaning things need to be overhauled like I said. And like before go ahead and keep blaming the soldiers/military personnel themselves who aren't in charge of taking care of planning the costs. yes because a private is responsible for a $500 toilet seat?? Did you serve? do you know what it takes. I certainly know "enemies" won't treat you kindly but boot camp is also part of weeding out the weak minded.

  • @twisted667 Do you believe that there is a single "solid gold outhouse" that is the single cause of waste in the the gigantic military budget? No. Rather, the entire system, from top to bottom is steeped in inefficiency and sloth just like this video

    Soldiers, officers and senior commanders who were brought up with this idiotic stuff become blind and accepting of waste. Inefficiency becomes a tradition.

    The weak minded are those unable to change. Stupidity is not a right.

  • @pine829 also saw a few while active duty myself that thought they were too good or intelligent for the military but interestingly were still there. Ever see some of the commercials for Homeland? on Showtime. I think the one with the American people blinded with the American flag bandanas over their eyes are a great analogy. Unfortunately many of our own don't seem to understand what's going on so on that we agree.

  • @twisted667 One of the things that truly distresses me beyond all the killing of innocents that has been done in my name is the cost. The true costs of these wars and the laughable "war on terror" are somewhere between 3 and 8 trillion dollars. This is between $10,000 and $25,000 per person. This has been an incredible drain on the American dream.

    These wars and costs are not defensive for a safer America, they are offensive to make other guys rich and powerful.

  • @pine829 when the enemy comes a crawling up your ass i wanna see who you're going to call...oh, and i dare you to call one those Marines "testosterone fueled retards" when it's just you and him and God...you yellow bellied bitch poor excuse for an American. Move out of America if you dont like the policy you fuck ass!

  • @scruffyrunkin The kind of erratic bullying behavior demonstrated here does not do one single thing to make a better soldier or a better corps. It doesn't make him stronger physically, it doesn't make him stronger mentally,and it doesn't make him a bigger threat to an enemy.

    What it does is waste time and resources.

    Finally, if my country keeps borrowing trillions from the Chinese and the Arabs, they will pretty soon own the country without firing a shot.

    (cont)

  • (cont)

    I think a better solution to moving out would be to exercise my Constitutional right to disagree with the present policy in an attempt to change it.

    You see, I know first hand how they work, and it scares me to death to think that the rest that I can't see is as badly run as the part I do see. What I do know is that a huge fraction of the people I've ever talked with about their experience in the military mirrors mine: incredible waste, mismanagements and inefficiency.

  • @pine829 what did you do? supply?

  • What just happened

  • Did he go deaf?

  • Rage quit

  • oh I thought he was going to do back flips. damn..

  • he did the right thing and stayed put. they would of kicked his ass

  • I had a stuttering problem in PI, I could never get that damn fire-watch report correct.

  • Something tells me this is the "booger" recruit and the DI's set the camera up in advance, knowing they were going to pounce on this guy when he was on fire watch. Hell, they were probably laughing their asses off in the duty hut watching this later.

  • not a drill SERGANT a drill INSTRUCTOR

  • lol one of them sounded like steve-o

  • @420ali3n. To understand the difference between Bootcamp and Basic you have to 1st look at the difference in the name. Basic is to teach you the basics whereas Bootcamp is a training preparing you for the worst possible scenario imaginable. In Bootcamp you are challenged physically mentally and emotionally so if you become a POW you won't be broken down( I can't imagine a Marine who will let himself get captured because we will take our own lives before that happens) Drill instructors exemplify

  • @josem1371 Thank you for the insight. Just so you know, they do challenge you physically, mentally, and emotionally in basic as well. I'm Sure the military in general does not want soldiers to become P.O.W.s at all and trains everyone appropriately. I don't believe a Marine would take his/her own life as I do believe any American soldier would fight until they were the last man standing/ killed in the line of duty. I guess it's all how you look at it though. Have a good one.

  • Man fuck this type in kung fu marine

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  • Laughing = punishment

  • Errr *drill sergeant

  • So the marines do not have drill instructors?

  • @karma661 Marines have drill instructors. US Army has drill sergeants.

  • Yup drill instructors...Don't even get the respect of rank. Just look at them, screaming incoherently like idiots. A Drill Sergeant, on the other hand, has the respect due to him. Not only from rank, but from the fact that they actually take the time to train their soldiers. The only training that man got was how to ignore loud noises and how not to laugh at an enemy that is screaming at you like a woman. Drill Sergeants don't get insulted, they kick your ass.

  • @420ALI3N your a dumb bitch, army has no discipline what so ever, and just about everyone of you looks disgusting in that hideous uniform. its almost like an embarrassment to the armed forces

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  • @bcor723 and wow, what you got uniform envy?

  • @bcor723 oh wait you can't have uniform envy. You don't wear one. Unless you are a cheer leader.

  • @bcor723 Ya I can tell by the discipline in you're showing. How far did you get in the military? 2 days Mr. Discipline? Mutual respect in the armed forces shows discipline. You might know that if you had a drill sergeant to show you the way but the only thing you know how to do is try to insult people on shit you know nothing about. The only embarrassment to the armed forces would be if you were part of them.

  • The one to the right hand side yeld so funnily that I pissed and almost shit myself

  • If you want to know why he's not laughing, go to bootcamp and find out.

  • Drill Instructors, not Drill Sergeants. Calling Marine DIs an Army Drill Sergeant is an insult.

  • @Remade86  Agreed!

  • I would just let out a big fart and I'm sure they would react with an awkward silence... followed by me doing 6000 pushups

  • Poor private .... Cant move :(((( RUN FOREST RUN

  • I think I would start to laugh lol

  • i dont know why but i would off pmsl if i was that guy

  • omg bless that recruits heart haha

    

  • This why i couldn't join the marines if that wasn't me id me laughing uncontrollably

  • prick's !

  • fuck the marines, little pussies

  • @kctubandcounters shut the fuck up... just shut the fuck up 

  • @kctubandcounters shut the fuck up just shut the fuck up

  • @kctubandcounters shut the fuck up just go kill your self

  • @kctubandcounters shut the fuck up just go kill your self

  • @kctubandcounters guess marines didn't think you were smart enough for you to join XD.

  • Press 00:23 For A Bird Noise

  • Best part: I don't know if the Marine walking in knew what was going on, but he clearly wanted no part of it because he exited Stage Left really quickly. I ran that part back over and over, lol!

  • All you internet warrior candy asses saying you'd laugh if you were that soldier, I GUARANTEE you wouldn't laugh! You'd probably soil your underwear, but laughing would be the last thing on your mind.

  • So, what WERE they yelling about?

  • @PchanStitch I think they were mad cuz that guy didn't "like" their comment on facebook.

  • @PchanStitch The guy was supposed to announce something like, " Officer on deck!" and salute but he didn't. Failure to communicate lol.

  • @phelps12471 Agreed. More likely an officer.

  • @Beyondthismoment I like how the black guy creeped up behind him and started yelling lol. He actually made me laugh the most.

  • @PchanStitch Lol. That's what I was wondering.

  • i have learned from experience that when this stuff is happening the only thing that keeps you from laughing is the fact that if you laugh, you will 1) get yelled at even more then 2) they will probably send you out for a run or get you to start doing push ups, and then 3) probably pick on you by doing the exact same thing until you are able to not laugh about it.

  • @jamesboonjim Omg!!! I was just about to type I would laugh if they did that to me but now that you mentioned that I think I would just hold in my laugh as long as possible and probaly make some weird faces to keep me from laughing. Im always laughing at something. 1 time I was in the park with some of my friends and we heard some crazy ass planes go over our heads we thought they was gon drop bombs and I started laughing my friends said: You gon die laughing hahahaha!

  • I'm pretty sure I heard ja ja ja

  • omg this was hilrious i hope my drill srgt aint like that

  • umm has anyone noticed that it's supposed to be Marine Drill Instructors not drill sergeant for the title or just me?

  • love it when the drill instructors flip on a recruit jus dog piling on them ahaha

  • What did he do wrong?

  • @Sgtkillbot well my brother is a former marine and he said that the guy sitting down has to always ask who is coming in the hallway

  • @Singetally

    Your recruiter will probably tell you that you have to lose a certain amount of weight before they can do anything. It depends on your height and age.

  • Can you join the army or marines if you are fat? Not like morbidly obese, but just chunky...

  • Drill Instructors*

  • not to be moto because I hate the corps as much as any other marine but these are drill instructors not drill sergeants. Also, before I shipped out I thought it would be hard not to laugh but once you're there the DI is the scariest mother fucker you will ever meet lol

  • I feel like they scream like that so you cant hear them or understand them on purpose cause if you get capture by say al queda them fucks be screaming like that and you have no idea what there saying... There building not only physical strength but mental and emotional strength so if it really happens they dont break you....some of these drill instructors are ganna give themselves a Cerebral aneurysm ...

  • I've seen that happened to a guy In my platoon cuz he said "What?" To the DI

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  • EVERY DAY 3RD BATTALION 24TH

  • They all think they're Gunnery Sergeant Hartman .-.

  • Its like watching

    a nicki minaj performing Super Bass

  • oh my god when the dude on the right started just randomly screaming i laughed my ass off lol he couldn't even think of anything to yell about he was just yelling to yell

  • AAAHHHH!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAHHHH!!!! lmfao, I couldn't keep a straight face. I would be off to push-ups after that

  • I don't think I could go through that without laughing

  • @lowball420 me neither lmao 

  • After the screaming one of the drill instructors says, " What we got here is a failure to communicate."

  • Left a spy just walk through the hatch...UNBELIEVABLE! Fucking Communist FUCK!

  • That you John Wayne? Is this me?

  • after the video ended,guy turned his head towards DIs and asked...."huh?"

  • Lmao at :15, " See you're goddamn retarded! Arghh! Who's that guy over there?!"

  • I just LOVE how the third DI comes out of nowhere.

  • i lolled so hard hahaha

  • They come out of nowhere...as if a million angry faces cried out at once, and were not silenced. Ever.

  • Time to eat?

  • 74 privates were obviously part of this company,

  • what did he do?

    

  • D:...............How did my father do this?

  • no wonder they guys get deaf i wiuld pmsl at this if they did that to me

  • this is nuts hes just standing there

  • DRILL INSTRUCTOR

  • Oh yea... fix the title. The USMC doesn't have drill sergeants. Lol... maybe that's what he did to earn the asschewing.

  • I wonder what they are saying..

    Guy 1 " I dislike the way you carry yourself"

    Guy 2 " My mom is making cookies and you can't have any!"

    Guy 3 " leggo mah eggo bitch!"

    Wow, I'm bored...

  • One at a time please! :)

  • 4 on one, what a fucking joke!!!

  • Ok. You got a point, but right in the ears mounts to bamboo under the finger nails. It can toughin them up, won't kill them, but it could effect them for life. Dig that hole fill it up, and dig it again, run in place as they yell a safe distance from the ears... Deafness is a real possibility especially with more then one yelling in them. If it happens in combat then it happens, but you should not deliberately inflict "friendly deafness." Just saying....

  • The problem is “military personal can't hear,” and now we know why. I'm surprised they aren't all suing. All that yelling is stupid. Want respect? Then earn it, don't try to yell it. Do exercises that build a bond between the men and pride, not shame and hate. Who ever thought of this lame idea? I got it feeling it came from the movies.

  • @applepiebetty The yelling is to break you down, it is the closest they can come to stressing you out enough for combat, I got a Vet. Friend he told me after they break you they lay off a bit, they do it to make you mentaly tough not for respect. After you graduate they are so proud you made it, it might be rough but the end dose justify the means.

  • @applepiebetty Why would you sue? Everyone who signs up to join the military has for sure watched full metal jacket. You know what to expect. Its to make you a marine. If you think you should sue or are gonna whine about it.. your not a marine. Thats why

  • @barockhill I wouldn't sue, but surprised others aren't in any military. I’m pretty sure not all have suffered hearing problems, but you don't necessarily know right away, but for those that are... You think they do nothing when hurt by friendly fire? You bet they do. This is friendly deafness, but done on purpose! You can yell without doing it right in someone’s ear.

  • @applepiebetty - My hearing is just fine. What you see here is an instance of a recruit f-ing something up early in boot camp (Phase 1). The yelling and screaming is part of the breaking down process. Phase 2 and 3 sees less of this (mostly because recruits have made their necessary adjustments) and more "regular" training/education. The Marines wouldn't have the history and reverence they do if they were babied through boot camp. Keep in mind what they're training for.

  • This Needs Subtitles 

  • those guy would probably make a good screamo band xD LMFAO

  • Casey Anthony masterbates to this. 

  • If you ever called a marine Drill Instructor a "drill sergeant" the ass chewing following would be worse than this. This ass chewing was nothing compared to what I witnessed, but it sure does bring back memories. I only ever seen 1 Rct laugh while getting chewed out. He never did it again. Its easy to say you would laugh; its a whole different state of mind being there.

  • @TheDotComKid84

    It's hard sometimes, dude! : D

  • Troll sergeant

  • This is why american soldiers are so weak. Trying to give balls by bullshit motivation like this. Dude if its not in the blood, that just stop acting like a stupid idiot that has his brains in ass

  • It wasn't a bird noise it was the third DRILL INSTRUCTOR on the right side of the recruit ordering him to "SCREAM!!! SCREAM!!!! GET LOUDER!!!!" ------ that's what the DI said to the recruit

  • 3 videos ago i was watching jack black on american idol

  • DRILL SERGENT AMBUSH LOL

  • how could you keep a straight face at 0:26 lmao

  • why is he making bird noises? O.o

  • Seriously, marines should make death metal bands when they leave the service.

  • I listen to grindcore...bring it on.

  • He had to keep repeating the phrase, "Aye, Aye sir!" and if he were to fall out of tempo due to the distracting drill sergeants, he would have failed his test.

  • can anyone else hear the "BKAAARK! BKAAARK!" Chicken noise?

  • Every time I watch this video I can keep a straight face until that guy on the right starts screaming in a high pitched voice. I'd be so screwed.

  • Whats the reason to scream at them?

  • @lok0605 to teach the recruit not to be distracted by their surroundings. example: during combat you have an objective. you must ignore the gunfire and bombs exploding and focus on what you need to do. by being screamed at like this, the recruit learns to ignore it and focus on whats important. in this case its to not cry or not laugh or whatever his emotions might be. in the corps they break you down and make you feel worthless and then build you up 50x stronger and much more disciplined.

  • 0:09 i love it how the other guy speeds up walking when the sergants start yelling

  • well they gotta makesure you can keep a calm head when shit hits the fan

  • im heading to recruit traiing in one month but in australia..this shits spastic.

  • That's when I always wound up with a zillion push-ups. I could never manage to keep a straight face when the Drills go on a rampage like that. I think I set a new world's record for number of push-ups performed during Officer Candidate School! : ))

  • @ForrestHorn ive never served but I feel like i couldnt kep a str8 face either

  • i dont think he heard a single thing thats what you need to be ready for in the marine core

  • 0:24 BAKAAAAAWWWKK

  • I think they are trying to say that supper is ready

  • LOL mute it and watch it.

  • Wait, or was that Chuck Norris? ....well who gives a shit! Chuck Norris' legend was created on the image of the Marines!!

  • @chosken69 semper faggett?? Hahaha it's a good one! Really! Btw, don't get offended, but it's 'faggot'.. Semper Faggot! and how exactly can I SOUND gay if I'm typing..? But please, do respect the Marines.. Remember, there was a Marine hidden in Ho Chi Minh's bowl of rice! He didn't put his lights out just because he wasn't ordered to

  • was one drill instructor makin a chicken sound? lol

  • I swear I would've looked at them and start giggling...I know I'd get my ass kicked but it'd be worth it

  • Hahaha this looks so gay.. Femper Si!!

  • @francisraud you sound so gay semper faggett!

  • bring a condom to paris island. cause its a mind fuck

  • @the chefinny: you hope some of our troops die...your a fukkin piece of shit and dont deserve the freedoms you have. i hope some day someone in your family gets enough balls to join the military and endure the sacrifices that so many americans have. then after doing so beats the livi.g piss out of you for your arrogance.

  • If that's all he had to go through, he's lucky!!! Those DIs could have had him on the quarterdeck, bending and thrusting to their rapid cadence for 5 minutes or more... If I had attracted that kind of attention in boot camp, I would've been doing rifle PT, or worse!!! Ah, MCRD memories!!!

  • it's so funny how people who have never been in the marines have NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE REALLY LOOKING AT HERE.

  • Oh graus,...... Die Drillmeister halten sich dabei noch für angsteinflößend.

  • @thechefinny what's ur problem? Freedoms