Night of the Zombies - Bad Zombie Film Logic

[UnknowSoldier87]

the old lady just want some love

[neruni]

On DVD (European version) this is also known as Zombie Creeping Flesh. I love this movie.

[funkyboyisindahouse]

3:14 his grip is perfect!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

[SeGaSaTuRn1994]

omg this is so corny

[desiguy309]

2:48 I knocked the zombie off me I'm safe now

[mi777ke777]

i made a hiphop beat using 2:31....lol

[xM3F]

@mi777ke777 3:20 haha

[NorthHillsCreffield]

This was a REALLY STUPID film, The characters in it were so bad, you WANTED to see them all die, (esspecially the girl who would scream instead of run). I wouldn't mind hearing that the film makers got into an accident and died too. THIS IS THE FILM THAT THE TERM P.O.S. (piece of shit) WAS BASED

[Stealthpaw1]

Stomach cat likes stomachs :3

[Lucios1995]

at 0:51 i thought i at first that the girl clothes guy had a reflection of an actual girl o.o

[L0VED0CT0R1]

3:12 he is holding the guns magazine when theres a perfectly good grip???

[sirmercutio99]

To the guy in the green tutu: it wasn't the best to discover your "feminine" side was it?

[Skulldini]

I have an old ( 1984 ) vhs video of this flick. The picture on it is a bit darker than here and the colors are a little diferent,. and the movie actually looks better that way ( I think so anyway ).

[Neserit]

The guy dancing around had bad fashion sense. He was just asking to be eaten.

I'm not sure if closing the shutters on zombies is such a bad idea. They will seen that they aren't welcome and just shuffle on the next unsecured home. :P

[012britt]

haha wow!! that was amazing. that grandma is a creeper 3:39

[MrRawrzors]

hey if i saw a top hat and a can id sing and dance too

[lovecraft231]

1:25 bad kitty!

[truth583]

am i the only person that finds that hilarious when the old lady is smiling at him?

LMAO

[Villesanti]

This guy deserved to be zombie buffet. Who in their right mind stops to play around with lady garment in a zombie outbreak??? Damn, the director should also be included on their menu!!!

[shino16]

this movie was missing one important factor...actually person for that matter...GEORGE A. ROMERO

[anglrios]

what a stupid idiot first he try's tutu the he gets eaten by zombies

[19faster92]

the guy with the tutu is a FUCKIN IDIOT....

[PimpyMcHoSmack]

Indeed

[44excalibur]

At 2:02, dude thinks he's Malcom McDowell in " A Clockwork Orange." Alex would never be that stupid!

Also, is it my imagination or does it look like granny is humping that guy at 2:40?

Finally, at 3:57 these guys prove that they're the Italian A-Team, firing off dozens of rounds of ammunition without hitting a damn thing. Great movie! :P

[44excalibur]

The number one killer in horror movies is not ghosts, monsters, vampires, zombies, or knife-wielding maniacs..........IT'S STUPIDITY!

[BestintheWest5000]

It's morons like these that are why the rules were invented. Like at 2:22, Cardio might have helped him, and I propose another rule be added, Rule #34, Don't prance around in a tutu in a mysterious house without your guns.

[steveasat2]

OMFG do not invoke Rule 34 during a zombie movie!!!

Anyway, I suspect Tutu Dude thought he was auditioning for "A Clockwork Orange II: Clockwork Oranger With a Vengeance". What a glorious feelin', I'm happy again....

[truth583]

AND! smiling old lady zombies!! WTF!! hahaha

[truth583]

why the eff is that guy dancing around when theres zombies taking over? hahah whatta moron.

[truth583]

AND he's a pro-SWAT member.

[Matte4444]

hahaha "wait here" and the guys leave the woman alone! :D

[CrowJam]

people always retarded in zombie movies ... xD

[makydsdaddy]

He should have knocked the old lady's false teeth out of her mouth...THAT would have been HILARIOUS! What would she do? Gum him to death?

[Bluesit32]

Rather suggestive look that old lady is giving him. Eyebrows waggling, smile on her face...she's the scariest zombie I've ever seen!

[Skulldini]

The bit with the old lady is sorta creepy.

The best line of dialogue from this flick was when theyr shooting them but they dont die and one of the swat guys sayes "WOOOO!!! These fuckers have more lives than a cat!!!"

[XXgoblinmonkeyXX]

only the stupid people get killed by slow zombies.....EPIC FAIL

[pathogeniclithograph]

LOL when the cat jumped out of her stomach it looked like yarn!

[Tauts05]

this movie is the worst i've seen, but it's atractive because of the same reason

(bad, bad actors... and music)

[whopper1209]

"that came from the cellar!"

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

[Jagticon]

2:20 wow either this guy was friggin blind or zombies are ninjas that can appear out of nowhere

[bizietto78]

Bleah!!!!! LUCIO FULCI is the godfather of gore!!!!!!!!!! FULCI LIVES!!!!

[mainline6]

If you want bad zombie film logic, try the new day of the dead! the fuckin things jump onto the ceiling! what a shite movie!

If you want a proper zombie film try.

thedead-movie official trailer

[Skduke52]

wow, horrible

[albinomonkassassin]

Wow! Excruciatingly bad, but for that reason, very good! I've always wanted to make a zombie movie about people with dreadful logic so that everyone died.

[lovecraft231]

I love this movie. It's terrible not doubt, but I love it.

[skullrock76]

3:43 she wants some sexn'!

[djuk31]

a cheap copy of dawn of the dead!!!!! but I like it

the german titel: DIE HOELLE DER LEBENDEN TOTEN

[DjShamby]

this is as if lil wayne was a movie

[freeza924]

damn this looks horrible...just sit their john wayne ...and how do miss a bunch of zombies ignoring you like a can of slim fast on a table on thanksgiving day.

[rickerchvzla]

the old woman seemed horny...she wanted 2 have sex!!!

[masterly57]

DATS NOT BAD AT ALL! that was the best zombie movie i ever saw :)

[bubthezombie]

Anyone that dresses up in a tutu, leaves their weapon behind and acts like a total dumbass knowing there's flesheating zombies around deserves to die. That's worse than the idiot in Dawn of the dead who was getting his blood pressure checked while zombies were right by him.

[U48]

that old bitch wants a toyboy... lol

[zombiehead]

Most Zombies eat human flesh, the only Zombie movie that I can think of that specifically eats brains is the Return of the Living Dead series. Each movie have their own take on what a Zombie is, how they're resurrect and why they kill.

[supernoob6]

@zombiehead unless they are the diseased type of zombies where they have swollen brains making them violent and hungry. (those are the fast ones)

[Stealthpaw1]

@supernoob6

Like in Zombieland? lol

[thesonofabob]

@MieIte96 The idea that zombies only eat brains is a racist stereotype against the living impaired.

[jackstack86]

@MieIte96 Usually zombies eat flesh. 90% of zombies eat flesh and never touch the brain since the common rule is you have to shoot a zombie in the brain to kill it.. so if zombies went around eating brains then the zombie outbreak would never be able to spread and would end pretty quickly. The only zombie movie I can think of where the zombies want to eat brains is Return of the Living Dead 1 & 2.. 3,4 & 5 don't. It actually annoys me that zombies are associated with brain eating :(

[MieIte96]

@jackstack86 i know. as you can see that comment was posted like two years ago. but thanks anyway :P

[MieIte96]

that woulb be good xD but very gross :P

[FlogzaB]

You know what would be good in a zombie movie?

People eating zombies.

Eh? Eh?

[optician01]

those bastards! they got the tutu all bloody!!

[Xlearn2sufferX]

what the fuck!?

[jeffreycoy]

masterful cut

[frapycon]

la zombi vecchia sembra una ninfomane...slurp

[vandalsmx]

Is this movie worth watching? I want to see every half way decent Zombie movie.

[zombiehead]

It's a total rip off of Dawn of the Dead and Zombie and such, but I dig it... it's still cheesy as fuck

[TheHunchback]

Yeah, for a second I thought the one guy WAS Roger. I was really confused, needless to say.

[Fedwyerik]

@zombiehead I agree.

[BlitzKiller4]

at the scene on 2:20... umm... 1. why is he dancing 2. the zombie behind walk like a normal person and 3. how could you not see the zombies right in front of you??? hes in a big cellar because at the end (3:58) shows us the cellar :D

eh

[crazymetalfreak87]

in a zombie invasion i'd do the thing that the russian man does in ravenholm on halflife 2

[DarkArchon102]

the grandma looks like a normal person besides the hole in her

[zombiehead]

That's because old people naturally look like zombies.

[UstraMage]

U forgot, and this may have been posted some time ago, shotting blindly down a hall!

[kijonco]

the suit looks like another dawn rip off (rogers cloths)

[razzberri]

This is such a rip off of Dawn of the dead, if you watch the full movie, you'll even find they used the music from Dawn of the Dead. It's still a funny movie to watch though if you want to see something so bad that it's good.

[zombiehead]

the cops outside of the hostage scene was also a rip off of Dawn of the Dead...

[Th3ba1r0n]

0:18 Zombie invasions make people do crazy things...

[Tesker101]

hahaha that one guy with the revolver sorta looked like the guy from the zutons no realy go search in the zutons pressure point the one guy looks like him

[arghzombies]

'DON'T DROP YOUR WEAPON TO PRANCE AROUND IN A TUTU DURING A ZOMBIE INVASION' haha that's always the first mistake they make!

[seanhoeltje]

why is the moron holding the gun by the clip. fucking priceless

[zombiehead]

haha nice, i don't think i've noticed this before

[ghosthunter111]

That grandma kinda turned me on. I would have let her eat me!

[AnotherManagement]

lol I can just imagine what his friends must have thought. "Wtf? Was Bill a tranny??" Poor guy died in a dress.

[jitterbug9000]

are these guys a swat team or fucking janitors?!

[SoundWaveFan79]

y the hell is he dancing in a toto when there are zombies every where

[TvGyrl]

this T00L deserved to be EATEN!

[darkstar6909]

God this movies bad.

What about that documentary footage he used of the native eating maggots out the eyeball?

[clownporn1]

classic in its own awfulness, amaising

[Filmguy4ever]

wow thats the stupidest thing i ever saw on a zombie movie where the guy is like dancing around in that green dress, come on bruino, thats not your bestest but hey, movie is a itailian classic. and the zombie granny is funny 2.

[chrisbellender]

Somebody please post the clip where the crazy guy fires his unloaded gun and says "its not loaded!" and laughs hyserically. That shit is the funniest!

[twostepRMX]

zombies rule!

[Filmguy4ever]

man download more videos!!

[Vectronics]

Can't get enough of this crapfest . Yeah , zombie grannies , and guys dressing up in ballerina outfits during a zombie attack , oh man , too funny . JV

[ailinlavigne]

hahahahahah!

[velron134]

Where did the zombie behind the guy come from, he must have walked right passe her.

[relicuk]

Zombie grannies ftw. One of my fave zombie flicks

[LunaticCalm]

Dude. When she was crawling at him, she didn't look hungry... She looked... turned on. Note the eyebrow wiggle!

[kurtcobain279489]

"Wait here, Jill!" Best accent ever!