HOT TOOL TIME ASSISTANT! (12/28/09-299)

[hehexlove]

thumbs up if watching in 2012!

[4randomgirlz]

If u pause at 1:18 shay has a funny face

[PaperWhitee]

when shay was riding around on the bike with princesstard, sontard soooo sounded like chuckie from the rugrats!

[InceptionXP]

Five guys are in kansas aswell.

[igotastic]

This is exactly 2 years ago... crazy!

[vbhunter001]

I cant believe the vlogs almost ended!

[TheChokeoutartist]

@lovnlife91 u forgot logans vloggin too

[svdinka225664]

Anyone notice that he spit at 2:05

[annamariavandyk]

I get 2 % milk and we people in chilliwack bc just got a 5 guys burgers and fries and it is so yummy

[omgitseveyy]

five guys ftw!

[mentibelle]

lol. "fetustard"

[shandramink]

wht if ur in skool and feel like crap

[MyK8t]

Me gusta tortugas

[TheKidcp9]

I drink vitamin d milk

[lovnlife91]

Lots of changes in 2011 1) Shay is SKINNY and beardless 2) Collette has her own channel 3) Sontard doesn't dance as often, but a lot more mature 4) Princesstard is so much older and crazy as ever 5) Babytard is now vlogging, and still sucking her thumb 6) Rocktard is almost talking and cuter than ever 7) The Shaytards, CarlieStylez, CaseyLavere all live in LA 8) Almost all of Shays family have their own channels!! And I plan to watch another three years of the vlogs! What an amazing adventure!

[MissNikkiNeko]

@lovnlife91 colette already had a channel she just hardly ever made a video. I wish sontard danced more... i miss that. Princesstard is also a lot more mature and i miss when she use to call us camera! Babytard is such a good vlogger now it is pretty cute! :)

[lifeis4mileycyrus]

Wow, Watching this makes you really realise how much weight Shay's lost! Amazing effort Shay!

[boomerdog514]

Shay has list so much weight!!!

[MsLovelyCookie]

2:28 -"Yes! Mommytard it pregnant, if you guys didn't know. Alot of you people are still asking. I don't know why, uh we said it like 3 videos now."

:P LOL it was funny when we there were comments about it.

[TheBubblez11]

I love five guy burgers and fries. Had it somemany times so good

[jvanpatten100]

ok

[MySuitsOnFire]

Sontard kinda sounded like the kid from Up when they were riding the bike. Haha

[MySuitsOnFire]

I usually drink either 2% or skim.

[hayyalyssaax]

wow. things were way different back then!

[crazytard100]

1%

[lover0not0hater]

i sweear.. does sontard sound like tommy from rugrats or waat???

[sasysara15478]

I LOVE five guys

[lilashdash]

OH YEAH WELL Know what?????...in the milk we usuaLLY buy/DRINK...2%... 1%..the molecules are 9x's bigger than humans', goat milk (mmm')however, is the closest to our--"mollecular makeup". I know no other things.

[Zoetti7]

thumbs up if you are watching this in 2035

[Spongesponger]

02:03 Shay spits while saying "thirty"! xD

[mikkielovesyouuu]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011!(:

[Bazaambo]

whas I the only one that thought my phone was calling at 1:34 ?

[cubbiely]

well, i got another tip: if you're in a bad mood, just watch some shaytards videos! :D

[Awesomesauce1214]

I hope I marry someone like you, Shay. You are such a great husband and father.

[SheSCREAMSRemedy7]

Princestardx3 , her little footsteps sounded so cute !!

[britishbrothers112]

I love sontard in this video :DD

[afuckingawesomename1]

5 guys are sooooooooo gooood

[romoreport]

Yes its one of the best burger places in america it has amazing burgers

[SnrFresco]

:))

[xiaosecretability]

haha:) gracioso, shay:)

[xiaosecretability]

TH (+water) IRTY years old

[AlyMMKAY8]

Five Guys are in FL!

[Daisy94125]

Five Guys is the bomb! I honestly thought they were only in CT, I hadn't realized they'd franchised that much.

[345waffles]

that is ALOT of battery acid...

[randomone90]

SHAY this is the future speaking...Your not going to stop making VLOGS!! In fact you will be still making them in 2011!! LOL

[magic8paul]

hot water shower on the corosion

[policeman10019]

Princesstard: "Agh, its so big"~thats what she said!

Princesstard your are soooo adorable :)

[Bree51797]

And 2 Years fFrom then rocktard is Big and grown up :) he's soo cute! love ya rockietardo :D

[MuffinPetal777]

lol vlogging talking on the phone and driving only in your awesome world only in your world LOL

[billynihy123456]

whole % milk is gross thumbs up if u agree

[billynihy123456]

hopefully he doesnt get battery acid in his mouth cause then R.I.P

[zkxv]

Fart is a funny word. It's fun to say. Come on boys and girls, say it with me.... fart !!

[biancaboo123]

9:20 sontard sounds like chucky from the rugrats

[bleachfan562]

@biancaboo123 omg iknow right lol XD

[ELEMONTZ]

8:09

[Gatitakey22]

shay energy lololololololololollololololol­olollo

[svveetkitten]

I want to throw my head through A WINDSCREEN

[erbie102]

hahah shay's list of things to do... I have to do every single one of those things...

[LANDONSHAT]

The three stages are denial, bargaining, depression, and then acceptances. :)

[DoubleODude]

Shay this just showed in my inbox WTF?

[ActionPackedKyle]

I'm glad Shaycarl keep going.

[combatgummybear12]

@LoliFarted No shit, Sherlock.

[mrsbennington7]

WHOLE MILK only. : ]

[lisabob22]

Who the hell would dislike?

[trinagranger]

I've been looking for this video for agessssss

[animalwizard1]

I think I've seen one of those things on the battery.

[lvpackrat]

07:00 I can't help you with this one, I'm lactose intollerant...

[1415mega]

It'd be funny if shay farted while on the bike.

[towerlovesmiley]

Happy birthday Shay! Haha i'm so late! :D :D

[hurricanesQB1]

@justSHAIWIN that doesnt make any sense......

[LifewithNick]

Ah haha, PT changed so much, so does sontard!

[myselftoni]

@LifewithNick It's like your from the future or something telling them what's gonna happen

[LifewithNick]

@myselftoni hahah xD

[xXxBlackwaterXxX]

five guys burgers and fries is very popular around here

[xXxBlackwaterXxX]

lawl princesstards face is in his ass

[KSUwildcats35]

Wow times have changed

[EllaKathryn]

I think we used to have 2% and 1%. Now it's only skim milk. This video reminded me to go get milk lol It was like 5:30 am and I paused this to go run to Wal Mart. Thanks Shay!

[makana808lol]

i kept laughing cuz sontard was scream while riding the bike XDD

[1Bannaner]

hahahahah, BABYTARD WAS UNDER MY BEARD THIS ENTIRE VIDEO.

[Ninabella1231]

Yup. I need to call someone. Been meaning to do it for months

[Phearix]

11:02.....Shay farts, and forgets to edit part out lollll

[makana808lol]

@Phearix holy crap i keep replaying it && start cracking up XD

[cassietreloar54]

@Phearix ''Just do stuff..'' -Farts-

LOL!

[twilightlover2412]

this was my first ever vlog!!!! :D i remember the bike riding part.

my friend told me about these videos and i watched this and i was just like ... O.o

and then i watched another one a while later and now ive been hooked for ages :D

[SunandMarius]

It sounded like he said "stalker clerk". LOL.

[slskye]

pt can already vlog! :)

[klemmelemm]

oh my gosh, sontard and PT so adorable! It's amazing how fast they've grown up!

[staygolderica]

Hey shay.

I'm from the future and you don't know this yet, but you're on your third year of vlogging!

[hurricanesQB1]

@staygolderica im from the present and youre unoriginal!

[jane126484]

i cant drink milk...

[blondevballbabe2897]

i drink organic milk:P

[strawberrycrazy1]

Eww 2% and 1% are gross to me. I like whole milk :)

[ThePickmick]

sontard is so sweet: i'm afraid that you'll get in trouble!

[twizzieboo123456]

im from the future and you are going to get a new truck that has a roll down back window with three seats in the back and three seats in the front for your 4 kids.... just a heads up :D

[FrannRants64539]

Milk is the only thing i drinkk, and the only kind i refuse to drink is whole milk, and i can tell the difference of the percents by tasting it, im like a milk expert. and i taste it going bad a week before anyone else can. its crazy.

[SunandMarius]

@FrannRants64539 I'm the same way. I'm like a milk conniseur (sorry don't know how to spell that, don't hate on me for it). Glad to know I'm not the only one. :)

[FrannRants64539]

@SunandMarius lol i consider it a giftt(:

[missmarielliejellie]

Sontard: "You're gonna get in trouble, mister!" :))

[dorothy36469]

hello

[GabbehSezHii]

"If you're feeling depressed do something!"

ogeethx shay -__-

No, but it really does help. (:

[2tsunade1]

LOL the last few seconds!

[blondi10198]

Five guys burgers and fries is amazing!! :) when you get the fries they'll dump more in the bottom of the bag and over flow the cup!!! :) super yummy!

[naynay1487]

Not to be rude or anything but it's five guys burgers and fries haha. Yummy restaurant.!

[rebeccareyess]

I'm going to go outside to scream.

[peytonredrocks]

it looks like ya'll like in Pocatello, i use to like in Blackfoot, its right in the middle of Idaho Falls and Pocatello, me and my family ( when i was younger) being that we lived in Blackfoot and there is pretty much nothing to do lol we went to one of those two places on the weekend and but anyways lol love your vlogs

[carcikins292]

2% anything else is tasteless. lol

[Jd3acs]

i remember this vlog!

[rodney853]

hah i love how princesstard films herself haha

[mrblvd1235]

i wanna like plant a nest in your beard

[1NvYxBlAzE]

in Tallahassee we have a 5 guys. they're really good over here

[TheDeenaG]

woa PTard has always been crazy :D

[MCgrenade17]

dude, huge beard...

[xmandiixsx]

I remember this video, it was at the side of 'SWIMSUIT SHOPPING' video. 

[naturallyselenademi]

or study lol

[naturallyselenademi]

i bet ptard is going to be that super popular but friendly cheerleader!

[rowlan29]

You guys make my day! Sometimes I watch your videos instead of studying....oooopsies!

[Xpensivegirl]

thumbs up for the man van

[CassieCurse]

so that's where babytard was!:L

[ryanskinnymon]

i drink 2% milk

[linkinparkeagles]

Your Beard is Wierd LOL

[linkinparkeagles]

your beard deserves an award

[Tonyakerriann]

 i cant drink milk

[Brookenesss]

Aww princesstard sounds so young!!

[Cookie4cora2lee]

I drink goats milkl :)

[skizzeth]

oh my heck. I love how little they all look. Sontard is such a sweetheart.

[21cascadia]

Don't shoot!

[AngeKristine86]

Haha I love the very end

[Castaka12]

Whole milk FTW!

[emavix3]

i LOVE 5 guys and a burger there delicious

[whenmonkeysattack16]

@emavix3 Ironically, I may be having that tonight...weird

[TheJojo2202]

AWW princesstard's footsteps while she was recording shay and sontard ride the bike were so adorable!!! is that weird?

[emavix3]

@TheJojo2202 no, when ur a shaytard not much is weird

[panicfreak121]

@TheJojo2202 yes that is weired for you to like ptards foot steps lol jk

[AinsleyHughes]

You could be a professional inspirational speaker, Shay :)

[missreaderful]

i bet those neighbors were happy u moved to LA cuz u guys can be loud!! :} oh and ur right shay it makes me feel better when i clean up

[missreaderful]

i bet those neighbors were happy u moved to LA cuz u guys can be loud!! :}

[lolitt5]

never stop never in your life please

[rachrach35]

The bike sequence was the funniest shit I've ever seen! Hahahaha the kids looked hilarious slumped over and Sontard chasing them bahaha.

[ethan123456789ify]

dont stop making videos

[iamDaNiKaV]

Your gunna get in trouble mister!! Aww, sontard :)

[PurplePenguinIceTV]

my bday video!! :D

[BoomerDisney]

I know I should expect this from shaytard videos, but at 5:22 I jumped like five feet lmao!

[JaclynSmileActress]

DONT STOp THE VIDEOS

[trappedinabox100]

some ones truck needs a belt

[sweettoken12]

We just got a 5 guys on the U of M campus! My cousin who goes there says the burgers are amazing but the fries aren't? Dude. You always have to have good fries for a burger!

[FFjoshua83]

SPOILER ALERT: shay doesn't stop vlogging and they have a fourth lil' tard child!

[missreaderful]

@FFjoshua83 durr

[BlueRokusho]

five guys burgers are fucking awesomeeee ! but soo fattening ...

[emtabby]

skimmed milk for us in our house, but the kids have to have the full fat

[thesexydoonanfan]

I'M COMING! GUYS! WAIT UP!

[caddog0sugar]

We ONLY drink organic whole milk in our house! It's the best. The doctors don't know what they're talking about. When I was underweight as a child my pediatrician told my mom to give me skim milk and she was like why would I give her skim milk if you want her to be fatter...? haha

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Shay I think a big reason why you're so happy all the time is because you have such a great loving family.

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I lol'd at the end picture XD

[fadallicitot]

i adore this family alot...and shay's daughters will be damn beautiful when they grow up..

[Mrphonewizz]

haha i wasnt expecting 8.09-8.11 i laughed so hard :L

[momsbatbras]

i just went crazy

[momsbatbras]

i go crazy like prinsstard aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhh

[mema00636]

looking back on this, you guys have come a LONG way !!

you have a beautiful new addition, Rocktard, and a beautiful new home!!

congratulations! :)

[wheels85]

BEARDTARD!!!!! I miss beardtard!

[CutieTheGP]

watch?v=jAbtBEDy098&feature=ch­annel Shay Carl at 1:35!!!

[Blucollection]

LOVE your videos !!!

[strawberrycrazy1]

haha sontard worries a lot he's like "ummm im not sure about this guys" =)

[Joycell22]

i love it when princesstard films, her point of view.. it makes me feel like a little girl: )

[TheEpicman2006]

ur 29? i thought u were 14 like look at you! you are so thin tall..

[cordsandstrings]

@TheEpicman2006 She's actually quite short!

[Ashchethem]

Stages of Acceptance:

1. Denial and Isolation.

2. Anger.

3. Bargaining.

4. Depression.

5. Acceptance.

[hahadaamn]

@Ashchethem 5 Stages of Greif! Kubler Ross's Model!

[0MissElizabeth0]

OMG Shay & Princesstard on that bike - her head is totally in his butt ! LoL !

[marlee0411]

I mean good advise on work and beating the blues, and I was just wondering about battery acid and safety goggles, just to clarify.

[marlee0411]

Good advise Shay, should we wear safety goggles when changing batteries? And Princesstard cracked me up in this filming herself, so great when kids are just being themselves...so funny.

[Makaylaa10]

@MyBubbleGum21 wow you have some promblems to work out hey i don't know mabey your a hoarder

[agiigotswagg]

dont you love shays words of wisdom [;

[MyBubblegum21]

Iv been trying to clean my room for 2 years

[agiigotswagg]

Shays words of wisdom [:

[nikkistar01]

LOL its awesome how brave Princesstard is!!

[candyglazed]

6:20* Title here..

[smoothiegirlz]

3 days till the beardtard shave!