If Canada takes over the world does that mean I get to be a Canadian or that I get killed? Cause I'd really much rather be a Canadian... In Canada... That would rock. And that's all I'm sayin.
you forgot to mention that we live in igloos. and also that we NEVER litter EVER and that all of canada is sparkling clean. oh, and that beer comes out of the taps instead of water. canadian beer, of course. that's why we're so nice, because we're drunk all the time. AND that's why there's so much fighting in hockey. it's like a bar-room brawl on ice.
I swear this is the funniest thing ive EVER seen. bloody brilliant. the one parrt that got me the most was the Polar Bear Warriors. hahaha. I had to pause it and fall off my chair.
omggggggg lmbo ur my HERRO! :DDD thanks so much this is great for the americans that are dissing us all the time :/ lmbooo PLEASE MAKE MORE CANADIAN VIDS U ROCK! :DDD
Well....my cousin know believes that Canada has bacon trees. She wants to go and see them. (She's 5 by the way).
The last time I was in Canada was for the Victoria Day parade. It was very windy and cold. It was very hard to play my clarinet while the lips were numb and chapped.
So... is there like a special class that Canadian children have in school that's "Polar Bear Defense 101"... or is slaying a polar bear natural instinct that Canadians have?
Because... in America... as children we have classes such as "How to order a cheeseburger at McDonald's" or "How to watch t.v. for hours on end."
i spent some time in canada back in 2003... winnipeg... or "winterpeg".. freakin -40oC.... thats MINUS.. im aussie.. that aint cool. yet i still went with girls to get slurpees, so i guess im an idiot.
its like australia.. in a freezer. so i like it... in a freezer...
wish i got to fight some polar bears.. imma go jump in my pet kangaroos pouch n drink some beer.
lol I'm from georgia in eastern europe so I don't celebrate happy canada day hehehe show some of those beavers and dolphins next time (oh and please check out my 2.video blog and comment it please)
I always knew Canada was wonderful =](I'm in the U.S.)...I watched the part in Ultraviolet where she TRIED to speak Vietnamese with the asian (viet) guys. It was horrible @_@. I couldn't understand a word she said.
do you guys enjoy the world cup there? -- Man, at least you don't have people coming up to you asking "Do you have electricity in Brazil? - Yeah, but we have to swing from tree to tree to go to work! duh!!!" oy! aahhahahaha
america day.... where we use explosives to show how proud we are. pretty patriotic eh? its kinda like blowing up countries 'cept theyre not shit faced and cheering when it happens!
That was kind of depressing, Marlasinger2121! Hopefully there won't be too many explosions in your neck of the woods. If they focus on fireworks display instead of blowing things up, it should make for one pretty night.
You paint quite the picture of Canada....You know there will be some people that will believe your wacky facts. BTW I think Marineland is headquaters. Happy, Happy Canada Day!!! YAAAAAA Long Weekend!
Yippeee, if you've ever watched a skit by Rick Mercer called, "Talking To Americans", you'll know there are many people who will believe just about anything regarding us crazy Canadians! lol.
Oh Ya! Those were the people I was referring to. I think there are a few of them on YouTube. Just got back from "up North". There were forests of bacon tree's!!
I live in Canada :3
SickSkarlet 4 months ago
hahahahhahahahahahha I love this.
krisrocksyourmom 2 years ago
very nice :) i have only been to canada once but it was when i was very small. i wish to visit again
AdventAshley 3 years ago
The weather sucks in the winter, Ashley!
aceblade 3 years ago
Lmao crazy
midorialexandros 3 years ago
Haha, thanks,
midorialexandros.
aceblade 3 years ago
Lol <3 canada. I really wish I lived there too damn hard to get in now though. =/
midorialexandros 3 years ago
It's not so great in the winter though!
aceblade 3 years ago
I'd take that over 120 in the summer here in AZ =/
midorialexandros 3 years ago
I'll trade!!!
aceblade 3 years ago
Ok BRT!!!
midorialexandros 3 years ago
Is this what happens to a family member after you have ignored them for 20 years?
kartman13 3 years ago
Yes, kartman13. Please write me soon.
aceblade 3 years ago
judging by the hair you must sell drugs
BrainRemovalD3vice 3 years ago
Judging by your name you must climb giraffes,
BrainRemovalD3vice.
aceblade 3 years ago
If Canada takes over the world does that mean I get to be a Canadian or that I get killed? Cause I'd really much rather be a Canadian... In Canada... That would rock. And that's all I'm sayin.
SquinTfrown 3 years ago
Come to Canada and find out....before the AWFUL THING happens, SquinTfrown!
:O
aceblade 3 years ago
minority was pretty good.
Kemstar8 3 years ago
you forgot to mention that we live in igloos. and also that we NEVER litter EVER and that all of canada is sparkling clean. oh, and that beer comes out of the taps instead of water. canadian beer, of course. that's why we're so nice, because we're drunk all the time. AND that's why there's so much fighting in hockey. it's like a bar-room brawl on ice.
yemj 3 years ago 2
mmmmmm, iccceeeccrreeeaaammmm
aceblade 3 years ago
i hate you . i am Canadian and i hate you what about all the other people you look young but you are really an old laaaaaaady
ozonedra 3 years ago
you are a fool a dumb crazy man with nothing to do
ozonedra 3 years ago
You are mean, ozonedra who make crazy people cry.
*PWNED*
aceblade 3 years ago
im sorry but you should do something funny not crazy next time and get a haircut and you will look fantastic
ozonedra 3 years ago
NEVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
aceblade 3 years ago
ok do whatever u want but people think that you are crazy
ozonedra 3 years ago
Well duh.
I am crazy.
xD
aceblade 3 years ago
congratulation
ozonedra 3 years ago
well thats why ur crazy
ozonedra 3 years ago
hahah ur flag keeps moving so quickly lol for some reason its cracking me up!! lmfao haha
ur sooo cooooool i wanna meet u! lol anyway canada sounds so cool better than wack u.s.a lol
AshleighT21 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Come on over, AshleighT21.
:)
aceblade 3 years ago
r iu even canadian
Anepre 3 years ago
i are
aceblade 3 years ago
I swear this is the funniest thing ive EVER seen. bloody brilliant. the one parrt that got me the most was the Polar Bear Warriors. hahaha. I had to pause it and fall off my chair.
cheers.
Borntobeingryffindor 4 years ago
Woohoo! Thank you, Borntobeingryffindor! I'm glad you liked it!
aceblade 4 years ago
thank you!
Borntobeingryffindor 4 years ago
omggggggg lmbo ur my HERRO! :DDD thanks so much this is great for the americans that are dissing us all the time :/ lmbooo PLEASE MAKE MORE CANADIAN VIDS U ROCK! :DDD
b5dafivepimps5 4 years ago
hehe, I'm glad you enjoyed,
b5dafivepimps5.
:)
aceblade 4 years ago
i just found out the other day i'm canadian. yay canada!!!
LelloLeslie 4 years ago 2
Yay us,
LelloLeslie!
aceblade 4 years ago
I wish I was canadian too.
AlphaCommand99 4 years ago
Well...you can be, AlphaCommand99!
aceblade 4 years ago
Ahh! I wish I was Canadian. I knew you were planning to take over the world! :D hehe.
Yay Canada!! (It's better than the U.S.)
KT04x 4 years ago
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
shumbusho 4 years ago
That's the one, shumbusho!
aceblade 4 years ago
Well....my cousin know believes that Canada has bacon trees. She wants to go and see them. (She's 5 by the way).
The last time I was in Canada was for the Victoria Day parade. It was very windy and cold. It was very hard to play my clarinet while the lips were numb and chapped.
Much suckage...
Gothchick101 4 years ago 2
Haha, please let your cousin down gently, Gothchick101!
:)
aceblade 4 years ago
Happy Canada to you!
underduck99 4 years ago
Same to you, underduck99!
aceblade 4 years ago
forgot 'from far and wide...'
simzar 4 years ago
I know, I know, simzar. Considering the amount of years I HAD to sing that song, it's amazing how easily I've forgotten the words.
aceblade 4 years ago
Lol it's awesome. Are you serious?!! Canada is a country?! lol I love my country ^^
Infinitygirl28 4 years ago
Haha, yes, it is a country, Infinitygirl28!
:O
aceblade 4 years ago
I know :p I live in this country ^^
Which province you come from?
Infinitygirl28 4 years ago
Onnnnttttaaaarrrriiiiooooo
:)
aceblade 4 years ago
hihihi ah...that's why :p. You seem to be proud to be ontarian. Am I right?
Infinitygirl28 4 years ago
...well, I sure hate Ontario winters!
:P
aceblade 4 years ago
Lol We have the same winter. I'm from Quebec.
Infinitygirl28 4 years ago
Bonjour!
aceblade 4 years ago
Lol I prefer you speak english :p then bonjour is not fashion ^^ we say: Salut
Infinitygirl28 4 years ago
Drat!
Ya, I don't know much French anyways.
:(
aceblade 4 years ago
Don't worry. I can talk english very well. ^^
Infinitygirl28 4 years ago
So... is there like a special class that Canadian children have in school that's "Polar Bear Defense 101"... or is slaying a polar bear natural instinct that Canadians have?
Because... in America... as children we have classes such as "How to order a cheeseburger at McDonald's" or "How to watch t.v. for hours on end."
:)
thisismichelle 4 years ago
It's definitely instinct, thisismichelle.
I need some 'watching-tv-tips'.
:)
aceblade 4 years ago
dude, you totally forgot instead of blood it's maple syrup flowing through our veins.
omgz1337 4 years ago
Crud, you're right, omgz1337!
No wonder the idea of being a vampire appeals to me so much!
haha.
:)
aceblade 4 years ago
the polar bear warriors thing cracked me up. great vid!
bordelique 5 years ago
Thanks bordelique---I'm glad I got you laughing!
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
I love canada I am Canadian and I love Canada!
hostel969 5 years ago
Me too, hostel969!
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
good to know aceblade
hostel969 5 years ago
lmao. good to know, eh?
oxtayloorx3 5 years ago
bacon tree?!?! i want one...it is candian bacon right?
oxtayloorx3 5 years ago
Of course it is, oxtayloorx3!
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
i never actually been to canada but if ppl are like you there, i'm sure its a unusual and happy land lol
nessiechic 5 years ago
Haha, thank you nessiechic.
I'd gladly show you around if you were in my neck of the woods.
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
i spent some time in canada back in 2003... winnipeg... or "winterpeg".. freakin -40oC.... thats MINUS.. im aussie.. that aint cool. yet i still went with girls to get slurpees, so i guess im an idiot.
its like australia.. in a freezer. so i like it... in a freezer...
wish i got to fight some polar bears.. imma go jump in my pet kangaroos pouch n drink some beer.
Syke001 5 years ago
haha, funny stuff Syke001!
I'd trade my Canadian weather for your Aussie weather anyday!
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
i want a bacon tree where can i get one? lol
canada rocks :) (im canadian i rock) lol
WrongBanana 5 years ago
We both rock, WrongBanana!
...sadly, the bacon trees native to BC are almost extinct.
:(
aceblade 5 years ago
-belated hug- haha. I love the bacon tree. And the magic Canadian wizards. I can't stop laughing.
xskellingtonxx 5 years ago
hehe, thank you, xskellingtonxx!
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
You were a jerk in Happy Gilmore, ShooterMcGavin, so I dunno if I could return your feelings of love.
hehe..
;)
I'm glad you liked!
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
yeah, no Canadians around here that i know of...:(
i'm gonna do the same *hugs you*
this is random but have you heard of CANADIAN crooner, Michael Buble?? yeah he's awesome! lol
FutureActress 5 years ago
I definitely have some of Buble's songs.
Very fun stuff!
woohoo---more hugs! Thanks FutureActress!
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
=]
you should check out Michael Buble's site...he has some songs on it that just plays when you enter the site, its pretty cool
FutureActress 5 years ago
i can't hug a canadian cause there non over here.
oh well (hug's you) ^^
halianfromplanetzork 5 years ago
lol, thank you Halian!
*hugs back*
aceblade 5 years ago
polar bear warriors, haha
but ya know what sucks???? i didn't get to hug a Canadian on Canada Day... :(
cheddarycheese 5 years ago
Say it ain't so, cheddarycheese!!
...well...you'll have to find a Canadian to hug in order to make up for the lack of Canada Day hug(s)!
aceblade 5 years ago
(-: THANKS thats so nice of u (-: its not that good i need to learn a lot still
Annaconda1984 5 years ago
lol I'm from georgia in eastern europe so I don't celebrate happy canada day hehehe show some of those beavers and dolphins next time (oh and please check out my 2.video blog and comment it please)
Annaconda1984 5 years ago
I will try my best to round up some beavers and dolphins for you next time, Annaconda1984!
And I'll have to check out your super-duper-long video after I finish up work. Thanks for stopping by!
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
You could careless about hockey? Sweet jesus revoke your citizenship!
devin1487 5 years ago
Haha, sorry to disappoint, devin1487!
aceblade 5 years ago
<3 Canada.
Damn right I triangle mooned Canada. ;D
Stickoo 5 years ago
Noooo! Thou hast forsaken me, Stickoo!
aceblade 5 years ago
It cracks me up how you say "Canada is a country." It sounds funny how you say it. :P No offence! XD
KrazyRezzwa 5 years ago
I always knew Canada was wonderful =](I'm in the U.S.)...I watched the part in Ultraviolet where she TRIED to speak Vietnamese with the asian (viet) guys. It was horrible @_@. I couldn't understand a word she said.
BetterLoserThanYou 5 years ago
Craptacular movie, BetterLoserThanYou...just awful.
I loved her sword though----that was sweeeet!
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
And by the way, I'm asking my friend if half of the facts you said were true. :P
KrazyRezzwa 5 years ago
I think 2 of the 10 facts are true, KrazyRezzwa...but, now I'm not sure.
;)
aceblade 5 years ago
Hey Even though I'm not Canadian,Happy CANADA DAY TO EVERYONE!!!AND YOU ACEBLADE!!!
dmcompany 5 years ago
Thanks so much, Dmcompany!
I hope you had a blast on Canada day!
aceblade 5 years ago
YEAH!!!I WAS ACTUALLY SITTING HOME..........LOL!!!
dmcompany 5 years ago
lol, that doesn't sound like fun at all.
...unless you work a lot...because then sitting at home and doing nothing can be quite enjoyable.
aceblade 5 years ago
ah, those danm polar bears eh? lolz, GO CANADA! and, i totally have a bacon tree!!! i have a panther that gets me on my internet eh!
HorrorRabbit 5 years ago
Beware the bacon tree, HorrorRabbit!
If you over water it, the bacon takes on a mind of its own!
;)
Thanks for commenting.
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
Hells yeah, he said my name. you all only wish you were as cool as me! HA! HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!!! WO0T!
superchristian102 5 years ago
too bad i'm not from canada. =[
believeinthis410 5 years ago
happy canada day.
=]
believeinthis410 5 years ago
Thank you, Believeinthis410!
I hope you have a blast this Canada day!
aceblade 5 years ago
wow....talking to your self again?
#4.....told me so much....I love you Canada dude!!!!
superchristian102 5 years ago
When don't I talk to myself, Sammy??
I know what you mean though...when I reply to comments they end up showing all at once, which makes me look quite crazy.
I'm glad you liked!
aceblade 5 years ago
do you guys enjoy the world cup there? -- Man, at least you don't have people coming up to you asking "Do you have electricity in Brazil? - Yeah, but we have to swing from tree to tree to go to work! duh!!!" oy! aahhahahaha
naonis 5 years ago
There's quite a few Canadians hyped up on World Cup fever, Naonis. I'm not one of them, but I'm definitely up for that tree swinging idea.
;)
aceblade 5 years ago
-hugs- You said to hug a candian. ;)
MY frined is canadian! But shes all the way IN canada! So i cant hug her. :P
By the way, you sing good. :P
KrazyRezzwa 5 years ago
You could always send her an e-hug, KrazyRezzwa...it's not the same thing...but it feels just as good! ...wait...no, it doesn't.
Lol, and I sing terribly!
aceblade 5 years ago
Lol, I like hugs in real life better... so I hug my mommy!
No no no NO, you sing good.
KrazyRezzwa 5 years ago
This video made me happier than you will ever know. Happy Canada Day to you, my good man.
dorothelle 5 years ago
That's sweet of you to say, Dorothelle.
Thanks so much for the kind words and I hope you have a blast this Canada Day too.
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
XD thank you
acidpurple 5 years ago
No, thank YOU for stopping by, Acidpurple.
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
felicitations upon your greatest of days! Enjoy!
You should add the maple syrup lakes and waterfalls to your list - leads to sticky beavers I hear?!?
charleechox 5 years ago
lol, no comment on that "sticky beaver" thing, Charleechox...
aceblade 5 years ago
what a great time i'll have when they finally do :P
Magnet07 5 years ago
Come on Magnet07, you should be having a blast anyways!
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
i heard canada is legalizing weed. go canada!
FatChickSlim 5 years ago
We're actually legalizing papaya, FatChickSlim...it's basically the same thing.
;)
aceblade 5 years ago
america day.... where we use explosives to show how proud we are. pretty patriotic eh? its kinda like blowing up countries 'cept theyre not shit faced and cheering when it happens!
marlasinger2121 5 years ago
That was kind of depressing, Marlasinger2121! Hopefully there won't be too many explosions in your neck of the woods. If they focus on fireworks display instead of blowing things up, it should make for one pretty night.
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
You paint quite the picture of Canada....You know there will be some people that will believe your wacky facts. BTW I think Marineland is headquaters. Happy, Happy Canada Day!!! YAAAAAA Long Weekend!
Yippeee 5 years ago
Yippeee, if you've ever watched a skit by Rick Mercer called, "Talking To Americans", you'll know there are many people who will believe just about anything regarding us crazy Canadians! lol.
Happy Canada Day to you too!
:)
aceblade 5 years ago
Oh Ya! Those were the people I was referring to. I think there are a few of them on YouTube. Just got back from "up North". There were forests of bacon tree's!!
Yippeee 5 years ago
the world should thank us for protecting them from those pesky polar bears!!
this vid brought a smile to my face, just when i really needed one. x
duckapuss 5 years ago
Aww, I'm glad I got you smiling, Duckapuss!
Hopefully you had a fantastic Canada day.
:)
aceblade 5 years ago