semantic parlour tricks from first grade bitch emily.MOV

[robint22]

Man this video is so good, how many takes dude? That flow and vim is just tier-1.

[calumisdead]

the tongue consists of eight muscles, not one, so by no definiton of strength can the tongue be the strongest muscle, fuck your mother. the strongest muscle would be the quads, jaw, ass or uterus in woman.

[DeutschNinjaTanuki]

"Mom cover your ears." LOL  :D

[QRVISIONS]

Whoever stole the pokemon cards out of my backpack in 3rd grade, if I could time travel I would kick you square in the fucking nose as you unzipped and snooped around in my jan sport. I'll take solace in the fact that you're probably a piece of worthless shit now who's life somehow peaked in high school. Cunt.

[cycovisionz]

ahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha



[yeenar]

Jesus Christ the intensity of this is so authentic it's fucking awesome and it just makes everything more believable

[8w9hf89hw]

I was gonna bring my Weird Al CD to class for the christmas party in grade 3 but shauntelle told the teacher that it had swear words in it. Butt isn't a motherfucking cunting swearword.

[veuvecliquot]

this deserves sundance backing, I'd love to see this fleshed out with major studio backing.

[PaulWallsBalls]

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