Ah 'its the pride of Gloucester that Gorton. Best damn fisherman to ever fish the murky blue sea. Aye, laddy and wee young lass, they be CRUNCHY as me beard when I disembark from my fine vessel after months at sea. AR AR AR
Of course they're crunchy... the Marlboro Man pulled the serving-size boxes fresh from the sea on his spotless trawler just this morning! Still, this savvy single mother and her jaded children are wary. They've been taken in by handsome fishermen promising to bring crunchiness into their home before. They will NOT be deceived again.
That restaurant style food looks like restaurant style space fish shit.
birthnight 1 month ago
Mild whitefish= Fish scraps with no taste
zabukazar 1 month ago
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from..."
protomorphius 3 months ago
If you want fish sticks that are crunchy, DON'T put them in the friggin' microwave
sgreen4 4 months ago
We want fish DICKS
JAAvril 5 months ago
Is that Mike Row?
Jaket2000 6 months ago
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Shut up, you fuckin' kid!
AdobeGillis 8 months ago
you know if you really wanted them to be crunchy you'd put them in the oven you lazy bitch
rbmherbert 10 months ago 9
They better be fucking crunchy...
funyun2 1 year ago
These guys like putting fish dicks in their mouth. Crunchy fish dicks.
p0rkch0ps 1 year ago
Fisherman: "They are chock-full of traces of human feces!"
Mom: "But are they crunchy?"
IndigoR 1 year ago 6
Ah 'its the pride of Gloucester that Gorton. Best damn fisherman to ever fish the murky blue sea. Aye, laddy and wee young lass, they be CRUNCHY as me beard when I disembark from my fine vessel after months at sea. AR AR AR
spjunkie 1 year ago 3
The one remaining demand I put on this short, precious life I live is that my fishsticks be goddamn crunchy out of the microwave.
Qermaq 1 year ago 2
I KEEP HEARING FISH DICKS
gmoney101392 1 year ago 2
we want fish dicks to come out of the microwave crunchy, not soggy
callitacomeb10106 1 year ago 2
I'll say it one more time:
Are. They. FUCKING. Crunchy?!
xxdogofgleexx 1 year ago
THEY'D BETTER BE FUCKING CRUNCHY!!
mef2theman 1 year ago
Jesus these people are picky about their fish sticks.
SAGEBOT500 1 year ago 4
That "restaurant-style fish" looks like a guy with herpes jizzed all over it.
docsigma 1 year ago 3
These people are all gay fish.
yes I said it.
frankensteinmoneymac 2 years ago
Gorton personally stuffs each fish stick with glass to ensure it's EXTRA crunchy for mom and her little tykes
curlytoes79 2 years ago 32
Of course they're crunchy... the Marlboro Man pulled the serving-size boxes fresh from the sea on his spotless trawler just this morning! Still, this savvy single mother and her jaded children are wary. They've been taken in by handsome fishermen promising to bring crunchiness into their home before. They will NOT be deceived again.
paulmercy 2 years ago 65
crunchy fishdicks
fly2dm00n 2 years ago 2