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  • its not good when he replaces "fuck" with another slang word like "screw" or "jerk" or such

  • Krabs cussed... one time it was an old fish who said WTFUCK, literally!

  • Sticking out your **** is the best way to meet any one.

  • ah ha ha wit any f&*^ upZ XD

  • $^&% the fancy right out of you! That is one of the best that I have ever heard...lmao...lmao...lmao...

  • LMAO! I saw the last one on TV

  • lol @ 0:50

  • We're gonna f%^$ the fancy right out of you.

  • No, ignorant fuckheads like you did.

  • Then move to China!

  • These days people frown on censorship.

  • that not rock and roll is crap rock /poser metal all those band fucking suck go listen to some Deicide or black dalhia murder

  • the last one is awesome hahaha

  • "they" are ???

    You are "right" about??

    Let's leave it at what exactly??

  • OOOOO! This gives me evil ideas! I %$#@! hate censorship!

  • haha! the creepy ominous voice & tone of that last guy made that line appear so genuine!

  • which type of rock-n-roll? the 60's, 70's, 80's...which one?

  • tigerfang116 I think thebeautifulman69 is seriously delusional. Religion and greed are destroying countries, not rock-n-roll. Almost forgot these others; -Paris Hilton -Hanna Montana -Mickey Mouse -Goofey -Disney -Republicans -Democrats -the 'Pill' -condoms, Jesus Christ, Thor (damn thunder), oil(fossil fuels-all), Model T, Pick-ups, beer, using the Lawd's name in vain, fast women, fast cars, otc drugs, gays getting married, heteros getting married, fornication
  • go fuck yo-self!!

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  • god, i hate the FCC...

  • i love the fcc. i am all for censorship;-)

  • You already told us. We don't care.

  • i especially love the spongebob clips

  • "were gunna fuck the fancy right out of you"

    is my new line

  • Have you ever put your lips around a dogs ****

  • haha, good stuff

  • don't fuck up spongebob

  • HA, i wish i knew this existed earlier. funny stuff.

  • 1:15 i want to c that

  • EXCELLENT`

  • scoves

    I would suggest you check out these countries and their lack of crime, tyranny, homelessness, poverty, etc.

    -Sweden, Finland, Switzerland, Norway, Denmark,

    Forgot to mention that they are all godless as well. Welcome to reality. Do some serious research before you post in a public forum.

  • LMAO They actually did this to SpongeBob.

  • lol :51

  • funny as hell

  • Jimmy

    You have to attack religion more in your show. Truth has to get out and you are the guy to do it. We need a new guy to replace George Carlin in that job. Many others do this but here in the USA, we have many folks, including young adults that are aching to hear about the brainwashing they have received from their clergy and parents. There is a strong movement afoot to finally rid this country of woo. You can be the front guy.

  • ugh, bill maher is doing plenty to speak against religion.

  • Lol, if people can't think for themselves they deserve to believe there religion.

  • Seriously? Who will this benefit?

  • I usually like to dismiss everything on TV nowadays as absolute trash (South Park being the only exception), but I can't lie, if I had to watch a late-night show, Kimmel isn't half bad... anyone who tells the FCC to go get fucked is alright in my book.

  • ur gay find something better to do

  • we need more of this please. that was great.

  • Have to say this week's unnecessary censorship was okay. The main funny ones are the cowboy and MSNBC.

    Some better unnecessary censorship editions are the Sesame Street ones. Jimmy nice job but make the bleeps more unpredictable because you can find tons of Spongebob censor jokes on youtube. 4/5 Enjoy

  • songebob don't **** this up lol

  • and no f** ups... understand!?

  • SpongeBob :DD :3

  • My favorite was "Palin vows to f*** even harder".

  • i always love the cartoons and commercials!

  • lol f***ing funny

  • and i stuck out my *** that broke the ice hahahhahahahhahahahahahaha

  • lolz spongebob

  • lmao. that's hilarious. I love the sarah palin one.

  • uhhhh..i jus jizzed this quality is so good

  • cake farts was a video wen a chick was farting on cakes

  • that's just fucked up right there

  • I got news for you, we gonna f*ck the fancy right out of you lmao

  • We're gonna fuck the fancy right out of you!

  • can anyone post the chicago police diversity training video from the same show? It ends with the cop saying that citizens expect to be treated professionally, and "mexicans are no exception"

  • We're going to bleep the fancy right out of you...priceless

  • This is so bleeping brilliant, I wish it was more than just once a week.

  • hahah spongebob!

  • funny drunk posts @

    mydrunklife . com

  • The ending was the best lol

  • 1:01 Nick HD!!! Yes, I have it. :D

  • 1) His campaign released a photo of his Birth Certificate, He was born in Honolulu, Hawaii.

    3) I dont really care about the whole health thing.

    Stop being to gullible to the whole controversy thing. If you are a White Supremacist then just do as I say;

    1. Get a loaded gun

    2.Put it to your head

    3. Pull the trigger.

  • "I dont really care about the whole health thing."

    This made me lol. Typical Obama supporter: don't give a s*** about the actual issues or even know what his stances are and then accuse everyone of being racist. You say stop being gullible to "the whole controversy thing." From what I can tell, you're an ignorant moron who needs to stop getting caught up in the motherf***ing hype.

  • "...then accuse everyone of being racist."

    The grandparent poster which started this argument is a self proclaimed white supremacist. "Fight for white" he said.

  • Funny, because im not an Obama Supporter, I'm neutral, i have never voted, nor will I ever vote. No matter who gets elected President, there is always a group of idiots like you, that some how find the time to spread these stupid rumors.

    Don't you think that if there was some truth to the whole 'Obama not born on US soil', that the Government would look into it? They did, and they voted 360something to 0, that Obama was born on USA soil.

  • Douchebags like the one you're writing to are no reason not to vote.

  • Thats not the reason I dont vote. I dont vote because I know that no single human being can bring peace to this world. There will always be one person, or ruler, who thinks differently. Who thinks that his way of doing things is better.

  • True enough!

  • way to be downer

  • That would be a good idea. But why is there a political argument on this video? Save it for something else.

  • the spongebob part was awesome

  • i have a BIG penis

  • Lol funny.

  • Obama hasn't found bin Laden after all these years in office because Obama shares his name with Saddam bin Hussien Osama bin Laden.

    Obama has no birth certificate, and thus is Moslim (Birth certificates are outlawed by Moslims).

    Thus, Obama plans to kill Americans will a SOviet French style health care.

    Fight for the rich. Fight for the white.

    Fight for the powers that have made America #1.

  • really? are you serious? i just cant tell. are you unbelievable ignorant, stupid, and racist, or just trying to be funny? either way, your a douche

  • wow you really fail at sarcasm detection zildjian

  • ahh but sad thing is that iv met people like that. such as my best friends dad. he has actually said that "Obama plans to take away all of our guns and that he would never vote for that muslim bastard". i guess that i just sort of got used to it

  • Your kids are going to be fucked up.

  • I seriously cant tell if your a ignorant douche who's serious about that, or someone who just making a joke. please do tell.

  • please tell me, are you serious right now?

  • No. Dude, it's comedy. The interwebs are not real.

  • 1. Obama has a birth certificate, he was born in Hawaii like two years after it was made a state.

    2. After all these years? Hes only been in office for like 6 months.

    3. He's actually trying to save ppl by making health care affordable and Universal.

    4. Fight for Greedy bastards that are ruining this earth? Fight for the White bastards that fuck up this world?

  • the last one was good, the other ones sucked.

  • "weve got to f*** the fancy right out of you"

     ROFLMFAO

  • Hahahaha

    Chris Matthews : "dickheads" 0:53

  • lmaoo 0:48 nigile..hahahahah

  • "Would you put your lips around a dog's *bleep*?" LOL

  • OH i LOVE this quality but i cant watch it cause it will make me FAT

  • lame

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  • oh shutup. you're killing everyone's buzz,

  • You're right.  I apologize.

  • It's ok.

  • lol sponge bob no fuk ups

  • I wanna fuck the fancy out of her too!

  • loled

  • You're Uncle is a god.

  • "we gonna fcuk the fancy out of you"... awesome last segment.

  • nice

  • lol i love this segment

  • in honor of the american soldiers, how bout ya quit fuckin things up. lol

  • why did they delete all the other twiuc videos?

  • spongebob !=D

  • lol!

  • You're a mighty fancy lady. But I got news for you.

    What's that?

    Were gonna fuck the fancy right out of you.

  • i agree. this one wasn't the best.....but funny

  • Definitely not the best one. But still funny

  • im not going to look at ur vids ever!

  • We're gonna Fu*& the fancy outta you

  • In my mind, his next line would've been,"Get ready to squeeeel like pig"

  • LOL

  • we gunna fuck the fancy right outa you. lololololololololol

  • Comical

  • who are the people on the couch (the guy and girl) at 0:33?

  • Jillian and Ed - from the "The Bachlorette"

  • im sorry that u guys feel that way lol

    and i kno that he wasnt, im just saying...

    btw so you think you can dance is a FANTASTIC show :)

  • What happend to the monologue?

  • I knew there was some funny business going on at the Beer Summit.

  • "would you put ur lips around a dogs ****"

    lol

  • the funny thing about the so you think you can dance bit, is that on the real ep it looked like he really was flipping brandon and kayla off

  • it's sad that you know their names......

  • you fail for knowing the names

  • haha damn true.

  • 1:12....its obviously on Nick

  • "We're gonna f*** the fancy right out of you!"

  • Haha this is great

  • mr krabs and his sailor mouth.

  • funniest one ever... hilarious

  • YAY SPONGEBOB!!! XD

  • the last one was EPIC!

    LOL!

  • I know... That was hilarious!!

  • spongebob lolz

  • the last one was real lolz

  • NO FUCK UPS

  • HAHAHHA!!!

    Nigel & Ed were the best! (So You Think You Can Dance & The Bachelorette).

  • LOL, I love the So You Think You Can Dance one. it looks like Nigel flipped them off. :3

  • :45!!!!