"You don't have to be a Prostitute" - Flight of the Conchords

[lalaXPlala]

"You don't have to be a Prostitute" you're telling me this NOW?!

[SpookyChick1013]

Did you hear they might make a FOTC movie? This show and CDs are just great, just absolutely great. My brothers and I watch an episode or listen to a song like every day because it just makes us laugh. You watch or listen to FOTC after a bad day at work and it just makes you feel all good and happy. 2 hot dudes, great music that can stand on its own. The more the better, movies, season 3, bring it on. I will be first in line along with my brothers, mom and friends who all love it!

[OrangeJews1138]

So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute,

Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute,

The ladies won't pay you very much for this,

Looks like you'll never be a concert flautist.

[kimirara]

@OrangeJews1138 INNER CITY PRESSUUURE

[Mizz0arty0farty]

LOL... Love the " nOo no no noo" at 01:33 :D

[Bluespeyer]

You have a roomate jemaine, DONT BRING THEM HOME!

[TheJrconservative]

wow jermaine sell your man juice problem solved.

[minhtuan1996]

/watch?v=PbStObZDhvo

play this and mute it

profit

[Hobzy107]

figwit lives.

[class209]

So funny the reference to "Roxane" - Police. AHA.

[thewickedrobot]

Effing Eugene.

[loopylion586]

"Do you have any other skills, like typing?" bahahah gold

[cmau14]

this song just changed my life

[pr3dato8]

38 people didnt have enough for a ride

[chucknorrisfearsno1]

I really miss this show :(

[mexipepper]

38 people chose male prostitution

[silver1678]

38 people's pants are too tight

[DoctorBlissphd]

This has not made me less confused, sexually.

[delfin101able]

"male prostitution is the only option" lol

[funnydogiscool]

Does anyone realize how cool Bret looks in this video and how umm...well Jermaine...umm..is just Jermaine. But I do love this show and HBO should def bring it back.

[Saltergateblues]

37 people had no other skills . . . like typing.

[AaronJConnelly]

Roxanne!

[BoredNotanymore]

Say no to being a manwhore :)

[SophieHey123]

Do you have any other skills? Like typing? BAHAHA.

[DoggyHateFire]

Even as a straight man, Jermaine is pretty attractive.

[StoryNClark]

Call me crazy, but I'd like to hear Paul Simon cover this.

[HappyLittleTrees11]

HAHA...love his outfit!

[hman5673]

"you don't have to be... a manwhore" wow

[CrackandBitches]

LOL

[schmeisto]

dont you have ANY other skills? like typing?!

[thislegion01]

@schmeisto The skill you posess of quoting a song!

[Noodle2750]

ROOOOOOXANNNNE-- wait.. HA :3 <3



[iamrathercool12121]

@Noodle2750 it sounds nothing like it! check out a song called wild world. Thats the real parody

[Noodle2750]

@iamrathercool12121 well yeah but the lyrics make is a mix of both,huh?

[cookiemonster208]

@iamrathercool12121 @Noodle2750 Given the theme, the music style, and the voicing I think this parody was inspired by 'Roxanne'. I can see why it reminds you of wild world though.

[paperflower091]

I would pay good money for a night with Jemaine....

[yapith]

it's a cold night, under the street light, there's a man whose pants are too tight, oh no his pants are too tight.... "My pants are too tight!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[davieboy724]

Male prostitution seems to be my only option

[catheterist]

Made me want to listen to The Police

[21Etain]

I love Jemaine's singing parts!!! He's so good!!!

[TheJudeofHapadness]

that prostidude is kind attractive, .................. okay he's fucking hot.

[MrCantTouchThis2011]

what is that instrument at the end of the song?

[RiceInSight]

@MrCantTouchThis2011

It's a steel drum

[TheMoland]

36 people think they do have to be prostitute...

[myemilrob]

He's got such an AWESOME VOICE !!

[sammosammy]

Looks like he'll never be a concert flautist.

[shutupsilentjim]

I don't care if it's wrong or if it's right!

[YHaveUForsakenMe]

"Do you have any other skills?...like typing!" xD

[xdalleman79]

I like the black whore in the lepoard skin.

[RandomTask3000]

You don't have to put on the red light!

[RainbowUnicorn4]

Roxaaaaaanne!

[WolfieSpider]

I don't feel like reading through all the comments, but does anyone know what song this is mocking? Is it Roxanne by The Police??

[w00tw00tyowazzap]

36 people don't have any other skills

[Downstr0ke]

Eugene.. he's everywhere and he's nowhere

[ItsOneInAMillion]

Eugene would make a killing as a prostitute.

[Radderz95]

36 people don't have any other skills like typing.

[BeeEmEcks]

i love how they made it sound a bit like roxanne by the police! genius!!

[iamledgend21]

This must have been fun to make lol

[LAdelle24]

they have such a talent for making ridiculous songs really good... the line "male prostitution seems to be my only option" is so catchy lol

[Bajonkas]

Time to go sing to hookers...

[JefferstChmilst]

This is the best fucking "bro looking out for his bro" song ever.

[DOO1]

@JefferstChmilst either this or "bret you got it going on" lol

[JefferstChmilst]

@DOO1 Oh shit yeah, forgot about that one. It's a tie. =]

[Magmtl]

I am a woman and if Jemaine was, I would go;-)

[CrystalinaSuperFly]

All This Started Because Brett Had To Go Out and Buy Another Mug....

[watcheem]

"Male prostitution seems to be my only option" HAHAHAH xD

[locolaci11]

"do you have any other skills? like typing!" hahahaaa

[PhouFoo]

roxanne from the police?

[unicornsexNickHeck]

@PhouFoo yes

[mogochoholow]

@PhouFoo yep

[alphatango933]

36 people don't have other skills.

[livee89]

Awesome.

[louisryan]

Great parody of sting-and the police, although there 'inner city pressure' parody of the Pet shop boys is better,

[brokenbong1]

I miss the show

i've all at one time almost be became a man ho

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

This is ridiculous, because in real life Jemaine would make a killing as a prostitute :D

[bonkers433]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf True and Mel would be his #1 costemer

[elliesmutthut42501]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf That is correct. I would pay good money for some of that!

[BaguetteDiscotheque]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf I'd pay for his services.

[tredlow]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf

Nah, his facial features are too deep set for him to be considered classically handsome.

[LeafFreedom]

@tredlow I did not understand that at all. I guess that is the reason I will never be considered handsome. :( It's ok I like me.

[rock54on]

@LeafFreedom its from the show

[OhMercyMe1]

@tredlow I still think he's hot

[MrLjkskater]

are they making fun of the police? i'm pretty sure they are haha

[trinicus92]

Hey what's that instrument at the end called? It's dancing at the back of my mind but I just can't identify it!

[someone6878]

@trinicus92 a steel drum i think



[Esthin]

All because of that damn cup.

[Amidala64]

Is this meant to remind me of 'Roxanne' by The Police? (X

[george21021994]

@Amidala64 obviously!

[geedoubleyouef]

@Amidala64 just might be. you dont have to turn on the red light

[theonemattock]

@Amidala64 yes- they parody several artists and songs throughout the two series

[sallyfishkin]

you have a roommate, don't bring them home

[Helenafirefly]

35 people are prostitutes.

[Stregs]

my pants are too tight

[geedoubleyouef]

"you can put away away your tool, Jemaine!"

[scottiboi05]

i just love Eugene on the steel drums

[CesarLaser]

lolz 2:38

[grodgers17]

35 people have erectile dysfunction

[StativStakitKasket]

Don't put on your red shoes tonight Jermaine!

[peacesellsstevebuyin]

i'm 84% sure this was already a police song.

[Retrograyed]

I think the best part, is when he is pole dancing, and you can hear the squeaks

[1gadena]

Is it wierd that i like this version better than the original?

[bg95111]

35 people dont have work tool

[kanharn]

35 People have tight pants on

[AndyBierSixx]

classic! =3...

[hidepuller2008]

if jemaine put on a wig i would hit it. Thats not gay, how can it be gay if im pretending hes a woman?

[vampslayerace]

@hidepuller2008 No, it's still really gay, dude.

[UnicornsLikeSkittles]

@vampslayerace Hahahahaha you know thats from an episode of Flight of the conchords right? xD

[Chikken21]

@hidepuller2008 Ha ha. XD I laughed so hard.

[thirtysilver]

You know, I called him "Jermaine" for a long time. It's actually "Jemaine." It's even spelled that way in the credits! I fail at reading, apparently.

[inaciocook]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH he acts cool, he goes to work with his one tool!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[CombatWombat1001]

Male prostitution seems to be my only option.

[DrAwesomeCakes]

I would hire him. SOOO MUCH... But that's not gay!

[somePENGUINScanFLY]

chick with the gold top is kind of alright.. by prostitute standards.

[pinajeff]

Do you have any other skills...? Like typing? XD

[Alexpappas98]

comment 1000

[TazerJazer123]

oh no his pants are too tight

my pants are too tight

[gypssyychild31]

like typing

[Luffyfrizco]

epic song

[MrsCullen585]

Like typing...

[rabidninja]

songs can last cuz theyre actually good as well as funny

[jamesstrife86]

Can I work with only my one tool?

[Pallie62853352]

I'll give him money, a ride home and anything his sexy heart desires.

[MorganBonny]

Now if it were Bret... That I might pay for! xD

[Freewithoutwalls]

When I found out that this was a spoof of Roxanne, I shat myself

[buttonmastah]

@Freewithoutwalls this song is how i found out Roxanne was about a prostitute...

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

"Oh noo... his pants are too tight."

XD

[Jamerfart]

Jemaine has such a nice voice

[MightyThePigeon]

Is this a lost Police song?

[ifthisthingsaysthat]

34 people are prostitutes.

[Insightpromotionsuk]

The random guy at the end. Genius.

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

@Insightpromotionsuk Its Eugene!

[bindedshadow]

Anyone else think of Roxanne by the Police while listening to this?

[tommy622222]

@bindedshadow Thought the exact same thing man when I watched the episode, thing is I think it is a copy off of it, all the instruments and singing style sounds similar. I def think you're onto something there

[GrecoSwede]

@bindedshadow I rather think that's the point.

[berhayu136neo]

what instrument that Eugene uses at the end?

[jellyterrorist]

@berhayu136neo Steel Pans (drums)

[JakeTSStarcraft]

@berhayu136neo steel drums :)

[buttonmastah]

@berhayu136neo steel drum

[PeoplesNerd]

Is It Just me Or Does Anyone Else Love How Eugene Just Appears Out Of Nowhere In Some Of Their Songs xD Love Flight Of The Conchords And I Hope And Wish They make A Series 3 : ) HBO Said That They Would Love To In 2009 And Were Waiting For The Conchords To Come Back With Some Material :) WE NEED MORE FOTC :3 Ill Stop Now :)

[MrQwertysystem]

@PeoplesNerd I'm waiting for the day people realise that you are not supposed to start every word with capital letters.

[MusicalFists]

@MrQwertysystem He's obviously Australian...

[LordVysh]

@MusicalFists Obviously, it's New Zealand.

[MrBobogoa]

@MusicalFists No hes not goddamnit 

[bubbleawrap]

@MrBobogoa  obviously, fuck you

[MrBobogoa]

@bubbleawrap What the fuck. Why the rage?

[TheMrSupercakemaster]

wow 3444 likes 34 dislikes

[LaterShortDerum]

If you havent already, you must watch Flight of the Conchords episodes (2 season), find it, watch it, enjoy!

[NielsMF]

like sting

[jellybelly903]

I can imagine them tossing up as to who would play the prostitute for this vid haha!

[Debutante24]

You have a roomate Jermaine! Dont bring them home!

[jellybelly903]

its like roxanne



[TaylorBurke123]

@jellybelly903 i said this the other dayy!!

[jellybelly903]

@TaylorBurke123 LOL I think the red light in the beginning is another allusion to roxanne

[MichaelJacksonPwns96]

34 people are prostitutes.

[jamespat10]

34 people who disliked this disliked it.

[DanAndHoe]

Aren't gigelos always male?

[jumplemon]

male prostitution seems to be my only option

[yts62t]

best fotc song ever!

[kayleighcochroach]

i love this song and the episode! all because he wanted an extra cup to have tea it put them in debt! haahah so funny!

[renburg33]

Anyone else think Jemaine looks good in those heels? anyone?

[Triipticz]

"His pants are too tight."

"My pants are too tight."

[L60N]

Put on your red light!

[LaterShortDerum]

thats some narly shit

[GeorgeGavin1]

Roxanneeee

[mbex9sb2]

my pants are also too tight...sigh

[heyjude97]

@mbex9sb2 Then you need a new pair of pants.

[LastSong]

"You have a roommate Jermaine! Don't bring them home!!!"

[xTWSSxkoopakid159]

finally the inspiration i needed , I DON'T HAVE TO BE A PROSTITUTE :D

[letsallmove2canada]

sounds like roxanne...

[DaisyKittyRose]

@letsallmove2canada exaaaaaaaaactly :)

[etmup80]

Ha Ha! Did anyone else notice that this song is made to sound like Sting's Roxanne (about a female prostitute)! I Luv these 2, they're sooo clever!

[easye1973]

@etmup80 I think everyone noticed that

[isadorableify]

'you have a roomate jemaine. dont bring them home!' hahahahahaha

[Charlliieeee]

the dislike bar is the size of justin Beiber's penis!

[hayamoto]

@Charlliieeee what dislike bar

[jempara95]

@Charlliieeee just stop obsessing about justin bieber and shut the fuck up. the amount people like you talk about makes it seem you secretely like him..so SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[ZombieGirl345]

You can tell brent is trying not to laugh XDD