Zombieland Rule #6

[monsterhunteruno]

really a cast iron skillet?

ha try a lamp rod i got one in my room as tall as me a zombie comes in my room ill break my lamp and he is going down.period

[lastswordfighter]

@monsterhunteruno It's a hunk of solid metal. Believe me I've got one of this and if you get hit with that thing it will hurt.

[monsterhunteruno]

@lastswordfighter i meant if you see a zed walking down the street what would you choose a 5"11 lamp rod or a skillet

[AnnaLovesYuu]

The Skillet.

reminded me of Tangled.

SKILLETS. THE BEST WEAPONS. <3

[wheelmanstan]

mayo is a joke, miracle whip is far superior. Sorry that add and all add's anger me. Mayo is junk.

[SicknessArroundMe]

And for a Cock Face press 7 xD

[SicknessArroundMe]

Ive you want to play Baseball Press 1

[Jaredhensley1]

lol hold pressing 1

[RockRoyalty81]

"bacon grease...delicious" says the vegan. lol

SO excited that he's Haymitch Abernathy in The Hunger Games!

[DavidzAccountz]

14 peoples are fking zombies !!!

[87Conner]

Caleb frame from South Dakota I have reason to suspect one of the members of my group is bitten and is concealing the bite for fear that we will leave him behind. HOW CAN I TELL IF A MEMBER OF MY GROUP IS BITTEN.

[MojoTheKat101]

uuuhhhh they might have blood and a huge bitemark on them!

[abw1196]

andrew weinstein from oviedo florida

how come they never made a zombie land 2 and if they did how do you picture the new zombie land 2?

[johnvip123]

TWINKIES!!!!

[soniclover456ify]

oooooook. is Tallahassee chewing gum? cause.....thats what it looks like and one more thing. Jesse is so nieve!! no offense Jesse. [Jesse is kinda cute!]

[oneawesomefreak1]

OH MY GOD, JESSE, HIS EYES, I CAN'T

[MeLuvsYuuu1347]

that does taste delicious

[hiimjenki2]

I put all these videos on my ipod, so when the zombies apocalypse happens, i will have plenty of intel!

[MultiDavidmac]

that thing will sound so loud like a bell when you hit someone hard

[CokeMentoProductions]

crack cocaine and bacon grease..delciious

[ladyofsorrows24]

lol jesse is just brilliant

[DEADSkateco]

i hate coconut not the yaste just the consistency

[MrSuperOrigami]

but will it blend?

[killerspartan123]

it can cook and kill

[Killablazedude]

rule # 12434123  never scare anyone during a zombie Apocalypse.. period..

[warfare851]

i rember looking for z land vid when no one had even heard of it

[1011saint]

hes preobaly like "die you fugly ass-munchers!!!!!!"

[TheRainbowKiwi]

WELCOME TO ZOMBIELAND 2!!@$

[teoissolidsnake]

Dude that pan is the same from L4D2!

[inmaree]

Zombichs die die and feel the my chainsaw you undide beast

[magus5200]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Chainsaw Always Gets The Job Done Quick.

1. Better Range

2. Slices Zombies Without A Problem

3. Gets you that nice red color you always wanted on your shirt :P

[MooChimp]

@magus5200 it aint got a better range :S

[kkc0161]

@magus5200 and its big and bulky and heavy, so it's not very a good choice if you were traveling

[magus5200]

@kkc0161 Aaaah i dont give a couple of flying fucks about survival. If the world was a complete shitstorm like this i wouldnt be runnin scared findin food. Id be enjoyin my last day cuttin up these bastards and shootin em up from every corner. If i survive GREAT! If i die then....I took ALOT of zombies with me. ^^

[StrongIntelligent]

@magus5200 Chainsaws are actually terrible. They're heavy and have trouble cutting through bone.

[StrongIntelligent]

@magus5200 It's bad, actually. Chainsawa can't cut through bone.

Also, you definatley would be thinking about survival, as is human instinct. And if you didn't want food, before long you'd run out of energy and have a slow andpainful death. Unless the zombies get you first.

[ruseca13]

lol i feel cool because they'd call me decatur

[paco114]

Everything's better with BBBAAACCCOOONNN!!!!!!!

[gunzidiot]

Zombie guts mmmmmm tasty

[chaacx4]

LOS SUBMARINOS¡¡

[NTINAKI67]

Tallahassee:"You're a perky lil' spitfuck"

[satanspattywagon666]

woody is the best actor

[Shiznaft1]

BACON GREASE FOR THE WIN!!!

[bonfire301]

tallahassee is howls

[IrateNub]

Whenever im playing a game and im about to ragequit, i always panic and use a melee weapons and sa"y "WHERES THAT GOD DAMN TWINKIE!?!?!?!" Then someone would always reply, "Lay off the zombieland dude.

[anakain0903624]

hes thinking of fucking the girl tallahassee - congrats she spent the last 48 hours fucking us both lmaoo mint part

[awesomeinmyworld]

@anakain0903624 it witchita not tallahasse. tallahasse is the one with the skillet

[anakain0903624]

@awesomeinmyworld oh yea i just noticed it lmao

[panicatthediscosuck]

It's funny that the actor who plays Tallahassee is, in reality, a raw foodist vegan.

[adamhhj]

Remember Hit twice!

[sam903korea]

i hope they dont forgget double tap!!!1

[xXkoreandude1Xx]

best part was when they got the guns from the hummer and hes all like thank god for rednecks!and they got their hummer jacked by the girls lol

[weevikes14]

this is the best movie

EVER

[Mrppandj]

lol my name is caleb

[IpodAndrewts]

the beat part is when bill murry gets shot and says, " is that how you say hi where you come from?" and colubous is like<" oh my god i cant beileve i just shot bill murry."

[asdapriceisgay]

I WANT MY CADDIE BACK!!!!! lol such a good film enjoyed every bit of it .

[TheEvan55]

the best scene was when they were in bill murry"s house and little rock looked in the cabnet and said "no twinkies" then tallahasse said "SHITFUCK!" THAT MOVIE WAS AWSOME.

[packersrule876]

best part is when we saw the flashback of the girl that comes home to him

[calligraphyartist]

LOL!

[nelgbaz1]

@packersrule876 hahaha yea :D

[Mannystegall]

FUCKING SNOW BALLS hahah best part

[bigshow1fan]

i love this movie

[Soulfouxe]

Except he was my favorite character...

[KellyGreen5555]

Sorry, I just don't like that actor. To each his/her own.

[SharkKid42]

i love this movie im going to get the dvd

[ReducedFatCheesePuff]

There should be a second! best movie everrr

[richraw07]

i lovee this movie it was soo great i cant wait for the 2nd one!

[FrickenWaffles]

theres a 2nd one coming out?

[LTFrostbite]

It's like Shaun of the Dead -

But AMERICAN

Makes it 5x better.

And best part is it doesnt have a totally retarded ending.

[MoreAggThanYou]

I loved shaun of the deads ending haha

[poopy910555]

LOL at 0:54 and 0:55

[Mclfly2015]

i love this movie!!!!!!

[heightssurfer]

saw it 2 nights ago lol

[livee89]

I LOVE this movie - woody is awesome !

[Evn6]

hahaha his face at that part was hilarious

[Freelancer591]

This movie was fucking hilarious.

"WHERES?! THE?! GOD DAMN?! TWINKIES?!?!?!"

[alphadexxa]

@Freelancer591 its "WHERE'S THE FUCKING TWINKIES!"

[huejaz32]

this movie was extremely gnarly, can i get a sequel??

[RHart51680]

I agree, I love that movie.

[godofwarrocksman]

2011 probably

[jmjmjm97]

@huejaz32 if you to to this website imdb. c o m you can look up Zombieland 2, its released in 2013

[TheWhoaDude]

@huejaz32 They'd probably ruin it

[mymain4u]

trying cookin it in bacon grease...delicious!lol

[YouEminent]

I bought a box of Hostess Twinkies from Food Lion.

[EliYah0074]

i thought it looked stupid, i saw it today and it was awesome :D

[GanstaRice]

Crack an Egg in Bacon Grease

[Coelacanth1938]

Delicious!

[BrewerFR]

crack your mom in bacon grease

[Yutasa]

i want my TWINKIE!

white cream.... spongie.... yum.

[SeymoreBooty94]

lol i love the part when they were at pacific playland and he was looking in that fried twinkie store.

 "where are you you delicious yellow spongy bastards" *throws jar at wall* "false advertisement!!!!"

[thebitterbuffalo]

HOLY FUCK THIS MOVIE WAS SOOO BADASS. I didn't think it was going to be any where NEAR as good as it was.

[secretspy1]

I USED TO LIVE IN DECATUR NO JOKE

[usabestarmy]

me too

[blakasassin1]

cant wait to see this!!

[sniperpistol50]

i like scrambled eggs and i would like to heat it up and set it on fire (in a liqour store da)

[TruenoBlues]

Oddly enough, MY name is Caleb!

[Bshockdotcom]

"bacon grease... delicious" lol

[surlyanduncouth]

Which one is the Mac, and which one is the PC?

[Lunamarie199]

@surlyanduncouth Talahasee's PC and Columbus is the Mac xD

[Markus1069]

@surlyanduncouth the left is PC and the right is Mac cause PC is a shoot em up awesome killer and the Mac is a pansie nuff said

[XenonCode038]

@surlyanduncouth Talahasse is PC and Columbus is Mac

[BlaqueOut89]

i have that skillet. LOL

[bloodsportsman1]

did u beat a zombie to death with it?

[animental1]

DECATUR GEORGIA!!! W000T!!!!

[LunaMiana]

Lol.... My stepparents used to leave me in the mall.

[Bshockdotcom]

lmao

[kendallbreaddxx]

first!

[Mavro75]

its actually "32nd" not "32th"

[alonsxx]

stop posting ur numbers!!!! nobody cares bout that

[sandiego48]

lol!

[MontegoFilms]

You're all idiotsth!!!

[only1leonXD]

omg these r so funny forget what i said before im gonna love this movie :D. AND YOU DUMBASSES NEED TO STOP POSTING THE NUMBER POST U R!

[deloreanfan81]

this looks awesome, kinda like Maximum Overdrive with zombies

[Rayvah]

9 yeay! Just like in Lord of the Rings.

[kisamesouth9000]

number 8 hells ya

[ninjaPC]

seventh comment woot

[stuntrider15]

......i feel sorry for the fags that think they are special

[MrColtini]

losers

[houstonrocketsfan8]

fourth comment woot