WKUK - Cult

[lezolei]

military

[Nickidemic]

i don't like it when they make fun of mormons.. :(

[HaloKing3536]

@Nickidemic mormons are batshit insane, nothing else beats it because they actually call it a religion. and scientology was made to avoid taxes

[Nickidemic]

@HaloKing3536 You don't know anything about mormons, do you. tell me one thing that's crazy, then tell me why it's crazy

[HaloKing3536]

@Nickidemic well shit there is the multiple celestial wifes, jesus being a mormon, magical golden plates and the laminites and nyfites, that black skin is a curse, that joseph smith appearantly did more than jesus, that a dude who's parents are gods of an unkown planet is god of earth and is father of jesus and lucifer, that the same dude banged the virgin mary for jesus to have a body, that the dude had celestial sex to make everyone, and my favorite magic underwear and weird deceased baptising

[ilikeblondie]

@HaloKing3536 I have magic underwear and I'm not even mormon, but I think it might have been sewn from one.

[HaloKing3536]

@Nickidemic trust me i did research before i diss something

[SkyMaro]

Darren wasn't in this sketch, so he must've either been the guy in the mask, or Bill...

I'm pretty sure he was Bill.

[GuitarHero5392]

@nvbjubjub *You're

[warshark13]

Haha, it's funny when things make fun of Mormons. Haha

[FeebleNosemanny]

The way trevor says "man" at :28  Such a WKUK classic

[RBV89WR]

I'm a Mormon from Utah, and i still find this friggen hilarious!(:

[Puertoricanlegacy]

@RBV89WR duh, mormons are nice people.

[Einherjar212]

"Well there's an alien a'comin' "

"And he's a real swell guy."

"And I hope he brings an army."

"And I hope we don't die!"

"Hoorah!"

[blink182rob88]

Goats have some fucked up minds

[atra144]

of course the phone rang at 2:20

[JamesTavRule]

@madashell1200 haha so true

[madashell1200]

God I love YouTube comments.

[EdgarAllenPwnage]

At least this is realistic fiction...you can't even give scientology that...XD

[LGBrave69]

this cult must be what they call.... "Scientology"

[effinspoiler]

The mormons, disliked this

[NoSleepForTG]

Wats a morman

[NoSleepForTG]

Wats a morman

[scoutsnipa2011]

Who didnt laugh your heads off at 2:20 - 2:26. thumbs up if u did

[H4MBY]

@scoutsnipa2011 thumbs don't count for anything on youtube

[billsdynasty09]

lol the promoted video is for mormons

[TBoydification]

@whydoyouhateonme I totally agree with you, some mormons even do that do me, it sucks, but thats why i chill with non members more then members because its way more fun. Some mormons in groups are just dicks

[TBoydification]

@whydoyouhateonme dude it sucks, im like one of the only mormons in town and just get ripped on some times hahah

[TBoydification]

Why do Mormons get all the hate flow to them

[TheGamer8020]

That's the church I went to

[emococonutman]

seams normal to me.....

[lilchibchib]

@JonerRox calm down man and let bill the most high fill ur life. :)

[Sarobando12]

Dude this was scary until the goat. xD

[vienneseplaya]

Hahahaha...I love the incessant throat-singing in the background...



[myusername883]

ok this video make zer0 sense



[SuperDavidrus]

That was so funny like at the end ... It's just kind of weird man

[nvbjubjub]

Jeasus people (esp @JonerRox ) I'm Mormon and I freakin' LOVE Mormon jokes. I went to see the Broadway musical "The Book of Mormon" and couldn't stop laughing, seriously, Learn to take a joke,

[geeklord09]

Rofl. Mormons are cult-esque. Sad, but true.

[JazonCosmos]

Bill the most high... hahaha

[alliep2013]

Generalizations are stupid. I have mormon friends and I'm dating a mormon and I'm a Catholic btw. Stop being so ignorant, is not attractive.

[shane4712]

Lol stupid question but WTF is a mormon

[scottski02]

I'm a Mormon and I find this very offensive

Jk, I think it's hilarious

[happychemicalq]

@scottski02 haha me too!

[StgDeath]

Who cares about arguments or comments? Mormons are still fucked.

[gigglegirl788]

@StgDeath Wow that's judgmental

[StgDeath]

@gigglegirl788 I dated a Mormon for two years. Trust me. They are fucked.

[gigglegirl788]

@StgDeath Ha....you just keep thinking that...

[magnumsnipr]

@StgDeath Says the guy who dated a Mormon for two years.

[JonerdRox]

@StgDeath How so? Not having sex, before marriage or not doing drugs and alchohol? I've known some mormons sence birth and they're all very cool.

[StgDeath]

@JonerdRox Lets put it this way. She was Mormon when she was around her family and lied to them about everything she was doing.

[JonerdRox]

@StgDeath Ok so what? Thats Her choice, if she wants to do that you cant say every mormon is like that.

[StgDeath]

@JonerdRox Yes I can. Mormons are completely fucked.

[JonerdRox]

@StgDeath Ok keep thinking that, When you rot in hell for being an idiot dont come crying to me im done talking to you

[darkstalker80]

@JonerdRox Hell, lol. Implying that you know it actually exists and you aren't just basing your assertion Ad Hominem from your dogmatic and irrational ideologies.

[JonerdRox]

@darkstalker80 -.O did I or did I not just say I was done?

[darkstalker80]

@JonerdRox Real question is do I give a single fuck about what you have to say? Most Mormons are douchebags.

Most cool Mormons I know aren't actually Mormons, they just say they're Mormons so their family doesn't disown them. They've told me this in person.

[JonerdRox]

@darkstalker80 Ok FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME BEFORE I GO KBG ON YOUR ASS SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU IDIOTS THAT CAN ROT IN WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU BELIEVE IN! AND MOST MORMONS ARE DOUCHEBAGS? DO YOU REALIZE 1) THAT YOU ARE ONE FOR BEING A JUDGEMENTAL PEACE OF SHIT!

[JonerdRox]

@darkstalker80 (part 2)AND 2) MAKING UP FUCKING LIES BECAUSE YOU THINK YOUR COOL?! I SWEAR TO AGAIN WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN AND WHATEVER THE HELL IS HOLY TO YOU THAT IF YOU CAME TO MY AREA YOU WOULD MEET AND TON OF AWSOME PEOPLE THAT ARE MORMON BUT COULD KICK YOUR FUCKING DINGELBERRY FILLED ASS YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY HAVE HIGH STANDARS THAT NOT BEING A DOUCHEBAG ITS CALLED BEING SMART WITH YOUR LIFE! NOW SHUT!!! THE!!! FUCK!!!! UP!!!!

[XxAFIRINSDExX]

@JonerdRox You fail at being Mormon my friend

[JonerdRox]

@XxAFIRINSDExX I never SAID I was mormon. I SAID my friends were.

[JazonCosmos]

@JonerdRox nerdrage...:p

[nattacka]

@JonerdRox have a ragecry

[darkstalker80]

@JonerdRox Lol.

[nvbjubjub]

Winning an argument on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics,

Even if you win, your still retarded.

[temporary1121]

@nvbjubjub shut the fuck up you lil bitch!

[hendrixrox12]

@nvbjubjub thats original.

[IX10510IX]

@nvbjubjub you're*

[nvbjubjub]

@IX10510IX hide yo kids, hide yo wife, an' hide yo huzbandz cuz theres a grammar nazi up in here and he be correctin 'ere body out here.

[IX10510IX]

@nvbjubjub When one says "your retarded", I think it is completely necessary to correct them.

[SkyMaro]

@nvbjubjub *You're

I think I know who's the retarded one here.

[TemplarPyro]

@nvbjubjub You now feel like you won something.

[BladeHiddenInCrowd]

@nvbjubjub you're*

[supermastergod]

@nvbjubjub That coment is about as old as the internet

[ivanscorpse]

@supermastergod i'm sure your mother is older than the internet

[hurley56476]

@ivanscorpse probably most people alive today are... ass

[scoutsnipa2011]

@nvbjubjub erka derka dont quote that de-motivational poster

[MegaUncleDaddy]

@nvbjubjub that is well said

[iwishiwasjag]

@nvbjubjub * you're

[MrGameDued]

@nvbjubjub Especially in your case, when you fucked up "you're".

[megaloserbos]

@nvbjubjub

you're*

[MegaOldnews]

@nvbjubjub you're not your

[ignas1130]

@nvbjubjub See that was ironic, because you used your instead of you're. So you're retarded.

[jake56890]

@nvbjubjub you're



[blade3337]

@nvbjubjub You're. I know it is futile, but I thought I might as well join in.

[Salb814]

@annfyban they used a goat because in some pentagrams they use a goat to replace the star so goats are like symbols for cults

[chrismcdonald16602]

idk my cult is geting kinda weird two but i cant put my finger on it i dont know something is weird about your cult two trevor but i dont no what it is ooo and we dont play softball any more ether

[sigge951]

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[ixie122]

@sigge951 thank you for sharing this on youtube where thousands of underage kids read your comment -_-

(but seriously thanks for the info :D )

[sigge951]

@ixie122 i know

i was wondering if im going to get banned for saying that =d

[Conducingpillow]

I would love to be in this cult

[TJ3402]

i shot a baby seal with an uzi made some deep fried baby seal nuggets

[annfyban]

Why a mountain goat?

[falathar91]

voting down a comment should be rewarded with like a cookie or something... seriously there are too many comments that have 141 thumbs up because they be hatin on others' comments

[TJ3402]

@falathar91 then give me a cookie now

[PinguFanz]

I shoot lots of oozies.

(I'm sorry, I had to do it.)

[drchen054]

Anyone want to come to my softball game? Oh its reds vs blues so bring a shirt.

[CrazyLittleGuy7]

things all started gettin weird when we had to where those t shirts for softball XD

[MegaUncleDaddy]

@BasisOfKool you just ruined the funniest part of this asshole

[BasisOfKool]

@MegaUncleDaddy

Umm... Cool...? For me? 8D

[mikebaal]

Man, this is exactly how I felt when I got my higher degrees in freemasonry. We don't ever play softball anymore. :'-(

[nutterbutterhumper]

*i just inserted a stupid comment about this video or about people being retarted*

[bayblazemax]

I come by hoping to see some funny top comment but NO!

It's about some stuped argument!

STFU ABOUT THE DAMN ARGUMENT AND TALK ABOUT FUNNY STUFF!

[TheBackwardsLegsMan]

2:20 sounds like Scientology, lol.

[scottski02]

@TheBackwardsLegsMan totally does; sad but funny

[darkarmy554]

Thats not weird there crazy me and my freinds do that all the time

[MrDmnhntr777]

Haha it's like we're a bunch of Mormons lol

[TheGilmer]

HAHAHAHAHA.

[Menarson]

freemasonry at it's finest xD

[Rawrsauce2010]

I'd be in that cult.

[TriggerHappyChicken]

I love how Trevor is actually talking about all this different stuff and Sam stays on the softball subject :P

[hardrocker1998]

theres an alien coming

hes a really swell guy

and i hope he brings an army

and i hope we all die

[goosebumper88]

@hardrocker1998 I think he said "don't die"

[applefox77]

The real retards are the ones who play attention to the arguing...

[Dogman36]

Stop arguing about stuff that in all intents and purposes is the same. All one god or diety, all have one week or a weeks worth of holidays in a year, and come on guys this is the worst so far; same opinions on which of each other's religions are the nut cases. This fighting is stupid, ESPECIALLY on the internet. I am not a religious person, and I don't think religion is for idiots. I just sit back and watch.

[ihavenonameeva]

Every religion is wrong, athiesm is wrong, what ever you beleive is wrong.....dont question dont argue..........now watch the video knowing that its all wrong.....

[highlander5523]

@ihavenonameeva

don't feed the troll

[ihavenonameeva]

@highlander5523 But its hungry!! what are you going to let it starve?! YOU MONSTER!!

[insatiableTy]

All hale BILL...... O_O

[jkgwinner4life]

@insatiableTy

All hail*

All hail grammar and spelling :D

[insatiableTy]

@jkgwinner4life The word hail, being mispelled, has nothing to do with grammar, only spelling. That was a good try though not many people know the difference between grammar and spelling and now you do, so it should be so much easier to troll with your' new found knowledge. Enjoy :D

[jkgwinner4life]

@insatiableTy I mentioned both because they're both directly related :P

[insatiableTy]

@jkgwinner4life No not really thats like saying orange soda and grape soda are the same thing because they are both types of soda. Just because grammar and spelling are both vital parts of written language doesn't make them directly related to the point where they are interchangeable and identicle. I'm done with this please don't write back I don't plan on responding...

[gryphonprince]

@insatiableTy

Yes you do.

[mafleeted]

@insatiableTy *identical

[7DrPhysics]

The Bohemian Club.

The Skull and Bones Club.

The Freemasons.

The Illuminati.

The Patriot Revolution Club.

Yay! Go Cults.

[tuobniklat]

@7DrPhysics Don't forget Islam, Judaism, Christianity, Scientology, Mormonism, Jehovas Witnesses, and most other religions.

[czechdog2]

haha mormons

[13Superkitsune]

Scientology?

[starkiller20293]

@13Superkitsune More like Heavens Gate meets The Davidians and mixed in with People's Temple.

[stuie31]

Hey... i'm mormon... dirty jews... lol whatever it's a good skit!!!

[TheHyena42]

What happened to my cult?

[jacob3329]

holy crap i just read all the comments 15 pages back and from over a year ago for god sakes RUNNNN!

[Drougar108]

okay what retard said something stupid and now thers no wierd favorit comments -_-

[KurayamiSuna]

YO!! This is a youtube comment section, it is not a place for debates, it is a place to share your critiques and opinions of the VIDEO. No one cares about your damn little arguments and crap, go send PMs to eachother instead of wasting comment space

[iam2ndtojesus]

fake and gay

[MysteryDamianTV]

@iam2ndtojesus UH duh its fake! -.- they are a comedy group!

[MysteryDamianTV]

@iam2ndtojesus  and its not gay -.-

[xbloodyxjamesxkiddx]

@MysteryDamianTV The "Fake and Gay" thing is an internet joke... I don't exactly remember where it started... I wanna say CollegeHumor? Maybe Shane Dawson? I really can't remember.

[yumbotron1]

@xbloodyxjamesxkiddx It started with ray william johnson. It ruined every comment section of every video.

[iPhap]

"Don't you hate it when some stupid argument takes up the whole comment section?" Well, what the fuck is the alternative? A bunch of emptyheaded cunts yearning to validate themselves through the thumbs up they'll receive for quoting the video we all just watched? I'd rather see people calling each other faggots.

[TBomb15]

so there scientologists!

[76mongo]

haha, the mormons

[1992jtw]

We don't even need to use uzzies..

Yeah and we haven't played softball in like 4 years!

[Cardboarde]

Arguing on the internet is basically trying to prove your point to a drunk guy, a 7 year old and a guy looking for porn

[skatefreak162]

@Cardboarde no dude, it goes; "If you argue on the internet, it's like being in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded"

[NeonMario]

@skatefreak162 Wrong. "If you argue on the internet, it's proving you are of the superior race known as Anonymous.

[7Grendel7]

@Cardboarde

And I'm all 3

[rangerklypf]

@Cardboarde or a drunk 7 year old who thinks youtube is for porn

[ssss681]

lol, zach was wearing a bike helmet

[Samafoof]

@ssss681 Very lolworthy

[Scooter7891]

Warning to all: Don't drink the Kool-aid or wear matching running shoes.

[reborntheglassbatch]

Holy balls. Everyone, shut the Hell up. It's comedy, either you like it, or you don't, but GTFO the comments page with your dumb argument, you want to argue, go message each other. Fuck's sake.

[dystopianlover]

"I can't take comedy as comedy. I'm insecure about my (x trait). I guess I'll try to ruin it for everyone else."

People like you are why people like me hate people with (x trait)!

[Zman1611]

theres an alien comin, and hes a real swell guy, and I hope he brings an army, and I hope we dont die. hooraahh!!

[soundcheck127]

"Hey! We are NOT Mormons!

[TheWigglingFinger]

I call Jehovas Witnesses on this one!!

[Zueluzz]

Goddammit you faggots are all annoying. It's a sketch that's supposed to be funny and you self-righteous assholes always fill the comment section with your bullshit.

[gordiesboys]

I'm a racist

[emeraldrafael]

This isjust a stab at cults and what happens to the members who dont get sucked in to it completely. Its all in good fun, geez, learn to laugh people.

[masterjarred32]

@XxZorakxX We all do!

[Pedrotheporcupine]

Ethniciscissmmmms. I'm not rascist. I just think that everyone... Should own a black person... Ye-ah yeah yeah yeah! Just think what u could do, on Holloween. You could dress him up like a spook and make a scene. You could parade him. Around the town. There wouldn't be a single, frown to be found. I'm not rascist. I just simply think, that everyone should own a blackkkkk person. :). Thankyou.

[fingersticks74]

why do I need to learn how to shoot an uzi.

[Deadpool035]

Arguing on the Internet is like the special olympics, Even if you win, you're still retarded

[a4d2d0]

@Deadpool035 Your retarded.

[youneedtofloss]

@Deadpool035 you are so stupid. can't you come up with something on your own?

[neilb96]

@Deadpool035 taken from a picture

[TheCaveBob]

@Deadpool035 thats what a pussy who cant think up decent comebacks would say

[LordScrambles]

@Deadpool035 Ridiculouslly un-original. Cardboarde's comment was much funnier.

[lorenzo2435312]

@Deadpool035 faggg kid ur messed up people dont asked to be born that way

[truthIsStranger]

@Deadpool035

wow you clearly thought that up all by yourself

[CheaterFilms]

@Deadpool035 Copy and pasting someone elses comment is like being a faggot. Faggot.

[Opethfullcovers]

@Deadpool035 What a great view of the mentally disabled...not.

[xodudmatt]

@Deadpool035 well copying someone elses comment is just as retarded if u can think of something original