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  • Looooool

  • is this a response to mickey d rap....no-meat....huh, you sure your not tossing ya  'mans salad....

  • i fucks with this 

  • you guys need to make more music videos :D i love them so much

  • @Yoowy We're on it. We should have one in the next month or so

  • DMV <3

  • haha, hadn't seen this one yet. Fantastic.

  • The dude with long hair is a VERY good MC. Great delivery. You got talent, dude. Much respect. I'm never a fan of comedy rap videos, but this is impressive

  • cheers man! thank you.

  • they just fuckking with us, aint serious bruh, i hope...

  • Why would you say that? All of that? Each one of those utterances?

  • Expand on that.

  • DMV's verse beginning at 1:51 is great, too! I love the calculator....intaker....calib­rator lines.

  • I like this because it's not just good because it's funny. The rapping is actually really excellent, Bangs whole verse at 2:17 is so brilliant, I listen to it over and over again just because it's so dope.

  • did anyone notice at 2:27 sum1 trows a chair behind him. lol! r u guys gonna make another vid or not?!

  • It sounds like they used FL Studio.

  • this is hilarious! a great crack on hip - hop and just plain funny and imaginative!!

  • I know! I hope they come out with more soon

  • Damn Fresh Direct is steppin out- do you guys work there? I like salad a lot too!

  • u guys rock and it all original u guys should be on T.V. u guys would make millions can i be your first person to buy your first track u guys would be awesome sniper twin = complete and total awesome ness and i think every one would agree sniper twins FTW

  • Guildcar.. thank you for the heavy praise! Come to think of it, Is that you mom?

  • lol wtf no im just a crazy ass fan go sniper twins WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • when is "Check out my Foul #%&@ Language" out? cant wait man u guys r funny. :)

  • This is just awesome. Completely, utterly awesome.

  • I just drank a fifth of tequila and realized that this song is even better when my eyes are too blurry to see straight.

    I hope you guys have enough beats to fill a party mix man, it's all the shit.

  • "Think u can make a salad so much faster than me?!"

    Haha, u guys r epic.

    C'mon bring us more beats :P Imma fan, allright

  • what up twins, love the songs! better rhymes through creativity, no foul language. keep up the good work!

  • Glad you dig it enomus1!!! Unfortunately our next tune is called "Check out my Foul #%&@ Language"  It's going to let down a lot of our fans. But it needs to be done. We may do it in another language so it's not so offensive.

    haha

    sniper.twins.

  • You oughta lay off the bleu cheese dressing. :)

    This is great stuff.

  • rofl cant wait

  • "Check out my Foul #%&@ Language"

    Do it, definitely do it!!!!

    You guys rule

  • So I guess my best friend's cousin knoes you? I don't know. :) But this is jesus. It's my ringtone. :)

  • WWJD? He'd put Salad Wrap as his ringtone... because he keeps lean by eating green. Thanks dollhousedarling. Glad you dig it.

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  • i know that this probably isn't your target audience, but my two-year-old LOVES this song. anytime my husband or i go over to the computer, pretty soon there he is saying, "shake the ranch. shake the ranch." then once it is playing, he does a little ranch shaking dance. thankfully, this is one song that my husband and i also thoroughly enjoy listening to, so we don't mind playing it for him.

  • That's the best news I've heard all day. That's extremely awesome. Glad the whole family is digging our healthy rhymes! If you could film the dance and post as a video response to this video, that would mind blowing!

    Cheers

    DMV/sniper.twins.

  • Ooh ... I want salad! Excellent video. Love it, love it!

  • Thanks Flamingo! Get your salad on!

    Meant to give you a thumbs up but hit the down one. Sorry about that. Ignore that.

  • No worries ... just so long as you're working on releasing more videos. Tossing some greens now ...

  • iiii :P great song :)

  • nice. I like it guys

  • love the video, it looks so professional, was it shot in nyc?

  • it looks like dc

  • gpedder! It was shot in NYC. All south of Canal. Mostly in financial district.

  • tasty

  • This jam is both ill and healthy at the same time!

  • Good shit guys!

  • Win to the highest degree.

  • really cool. reminds me of the beastie boys

  • what city do you live in?

  • Bite the head off those cabbages.

    Eat the hearts out of those artichokes.

    You badass mutterfuckers.

  • haha I bet people were like "Why the hell is someone taking video of a guy grinding pepper in a skate park?"

  • or dumping salad dressing all over... lol.

  • Computer friends is way better!

  • Aha, you guys are great. I hope you have fun making these! They're great!

  • This is awesome. Pure win.

  • lol you guys are amazing, love your work with French Horn rebellion

  • we need more

  • I would totally buy a Sniper Twins album... and this coming from a metalhead! Your style of hip hop is sooo refreshing, compared to the crap I hear on the radio nowadays. Props to you!

  • Dude, that's awesome! We're releasing a single at a time because to release an album would take us so long. It's not that we're lazy, it's just very time consuming.

  • I love this song almost as much as I love shrimp!! What about shrimp salad? ;P

  • Shrimp salad rocks. Though creepy too some.

  • OMG!! Who in the hell is doing your beats?!?!? They're too damn raw! I'm really trippin right about now! And yes, I'm definitely going to have cope this and Stack the Memory. I'm actually seeing this second but yo... you all really put it down. you've got everything to make good hip hop better. Take this from a sista who grew up on it! you all ARE hip hop! And yeah, the Beasties would love yall!

  • lol :D

    this video made me smile. it's so cute.

    I like my salads too.

  • wow thats hot

  • This salad is CHEF and the bacon is crumblin all around YO no bleus aloud

  • Something tells me that Mike D, AdRock and MCA would get a kick out of this...

  • ya man, this song is sick.. id throw this on a mp3

  • Please tell me the Sniper Twins are putting an album soon....this is some of the most interesting and entertaining stuff I have seen in a while

  • We're just going a single at a time. For now, you can find both songs at itunes, but think of this way. We're releasing them currently in order of how the album would be.

  • We're really glad you enjoy it as well. Thanks for taking the time to comment.

  • This made me happy. :D

    But now I want salad really bad.

    I blame you.

    :)

  • That was super awesome!! I wuv it!

  • these guys are GREAT <3 <3 <3 looooooooooooooooooooooove

  • just tryin to get that green

  • OMGOSH I'M IN LOVE!

  • 2:30 makes me lmao every single time.

    Awesome stuff.

  • i dont get why so many people are hating on you guys in in the comments. this video was sick

  • haha, love it! the trumpet is good!

  • they dont even look emo u n00b >_>

  • We totally get where you're coming from bro!

    Keep up the good work!

    SNIPER.TWINS.

  • I WOULD! (them, not you) ROFLMAOOOOOOO

  • do u even know what an emo is?

  • haha. you fuckin dickhead

  • bro you need to get them dicks out ur mouth cuz i cant understand what you are trying to say.

  • We totally get where you're coming from bro! Keep up the good work!

    SNIPER.TWINS.

  • it's not trumpet, i think it's synthesized keyboard.. and that makes it more rap like.. i think so anyways (=

  • If we had money to get a trumpet, it would have been a trumpet. But it's synth.

  • more!!!

  • your videos are the best!

  • WOW ,

    LMFAO .

    this is amazing .

    it MADE MY DAY

  • you guys realize you've written a song about salad tossing

  • Ever heard the Nutrition Song by the Dead Milkmen?

  • My folks say I've got no ambition

    At least I give a shit

    About the stuff I eat

    Yeah! I care about nutrition

  • Yeah you guys have some talent

  • Lol wow I laughed pretty much the whole time

  • ahaha this is ridiculous!

  • I normaly Dont like par but this is not bad...

  • Ranchdiculous!

    Now I'll have to have all my salads shaken, not stirred.

    Sniper boys, you guys are a great talent ~ I hope to see you two in commercials one day soon.

    :)

  • Shake, shake, shake.

    Roll on boys... wicked.

  • Oh u know I subscribed on company time!!  Reminds me of some early b-boys NICE

  • I lol'ed and then subscribed.

    Nice stuff.

  • seriously, this shit is awesome. you gotta get the album out there. you got more songs? and where can i get them? hit me back!

  • nicely done..subscribed :)

  • when you make videos like this do you actually rap to the song wherever you are, or just lip sync to it

  • holy crap! lol between this and stack the RAM... *subscribed*

  • awesome beat. i love your vids. lets keep them coming! peace

  • I put it in a bag and shake it up.

    lol

  • That was pretty hardcore and still be about something other than AKs and crap? Subscribe! You guys got lyrics posted?

  • lol.that was tight. they need to put this on mtv jams

  • Seriously, guys, I mean this is not just a humorous song, it's actually a wicked tune :D!

  • Glad you see what we're trying to do B! Thanks for the feedback.

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  • this should have at least a million views

  • This is awesome! 5stars :) SHAKE THAT RANCH lol

  • Incredibly clever and catchy!! We (and yes we are a we) won't be looking at lunch in the same way anytime soon. Rating: 5 stars and a side of cherry tomatos, with ranch of course.

  • Thanks mabelsogn! We appreciate your words.

  • Great!Let's do lunch!Oh wait, we can't actually afford your genius at this stage of life - we're still suckers wasting our parents' funds and occupied by the distraction of college (to adlib a depressingly accurate ST quote). And if we actually did say "Lets do lunch" it could sound suggestive.That would be lame. So, we'll have to be content saying "We aaaaaalmost knew them (ST) back when.."(do these comments allow 3 dots in a row?)And in a tribute to your other video, we will close with: ;) ;)

  • You guys are freakin' great - keep it up!

  • creativity at its best

  • dude, you guys are so legit.

    keep this up.

  • this is like the greatest thing ever

  • Glad you love it! We love it too! Can't wait to perform it one day!

  • Coupla things:

    1) Ranch dressing? That is the most disgusting substance on Earth. If you want to ruin any salad (or anything at all, actually), just put some ranch dressing on it. Yeeeuck!

    2) You thugs need to arm yourselves with some

    Professional SaladShooter® Plus electric slicer/shredders. Model 02972 is the one to have. That way if sucker MCs attempt to bite their thumb at you or nibble off your plate, you can wait 'til they're on the corner and do a drive by, salad style!

  • Teach them a lesson they'll not soon forget!

    A tasty lesson.

    A tasty lesson that's low in fat and filled with the fiber and anti-oxidants DJs and MCs need!

  • We like eating healthy.

  • Then you betta....

    Cut back on da ranch and go italian

    Cut back on da ranch and go italian

    What, what?

    Cut back on da ranch and go italian

  • Oh my god. Don't listen to this salad snob! If you like ranch then eat ranch!

    Keep it real!

  • Haha, love this song and the vid. Though seriously, ranch is the unhealthiest dressing. I like it, but I know it's not healthy. In small portions it's not too terrible, but many people glop it on--- which makes a healthy salad's calorie count skyrocket along with the sodium intake. No shock there--- mayo is a key ingredient! Ranch should be avoided, it's like mixing chocolate with whole grains. Eat sparingly.

  • Lol this is similar to chinese hip hop :D

  • Yall are freaking awesome!

  • You're freaking awesome! Thanks!

  • awesome i <3 you guys!!!

  • We <3 you!

  • D to the O to the P to the E.

    One slice but spoons for two.

  • I have this stuck in my head now... and I want a salad like I never have before.

  • SniperTwins you guys are the most under rated people on youtube. Your awesome.

  • Haha awesome, good work guys- can't wait for more!

  • u guys are to good lol good shit

  • Im sure the government would pay you to encourage eating healthy. Good money in what your doing... Nice vids :P entertains me and that's what people pay money for.

  • Great video, awesome lyrics!

  • Too funny. Was a fun path here from my feed aggregator to Gizmodo to the Seagate video you all did to this video. The way in which the video juxtapose the "serious" look with the most ridiculous of topics(salads), fucking priceless. Thanks.

  • I'm glad we made your day Ominae392! That's awesome. Look out for our next tunes coming your way soon!

  • Honey dijon vinaigrette dressing is pretty good, too.

  • I am so glad I found you guys on youtube while you are still relatively unknown. My friends are gonna love this

  • We're glad you found us too! We've been living under a rock trying to craft this stuff for a while now.

  • Oh shit!

    Y'all are Gangsta for reaL

  • I'm hungry for a salad now! ;) You guys are cute! Can I lick some salad dressing off of you? J/K! ;P

  • Yes you can!

  • Okay I'll shake my salad for you first baby! ;)

  • Awesome rap that also encourages healthy eating!

  • yah!!! awesome :) 5 stars

  • "I use a calculator as a calorie intaker and I never make mistakes, I'm a nutrition calibrator" - That shit is GOLD!!!!

  • Thanks bro!  It came to me in a dream! After a heavy night of eating greens!

    -DMV

  • Did you green out? lol.

    Can't wait for the next instalment of the Sniper Twins.... Oh and I must say that name is KILLER ;)

  • got ants in my paints make me do the boogie dance!

  • you guys should make sum more clips, this shit is fucken fresh lol

  • Our next video is gonna be so awesome! We've been talking about ideas since June! Hopefully come next spring it's finished!

  • Awesome vid!

  • is this the same as tossing salad?

    lol.. nice beats ^_^

  • I hope this vid wants to get popular too =P

  • shit yeah

  • They make serious songs with funny words.

  • Serious as a global financial meltdown!

  • Salads have never been so pimpin'

  • Cool

  • good stuff.

  • Needs more views

  • definitely ++

  • i love ur videos , FIRST COMMENT BICHEZ

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