fifth element-negotiation

[gaara2910]

I'll just write "I do not own this movie"!

That'll absolve me of any legal issues!

[Sojiroo2019]

"You were right master... The negotiations were short" -Obi Wan Kenobi

[lonstar70]

Why did you cut off the last part where the guy says, "I wonder who?"

[THExCHEESE]

who invented quick-scoping? now we know...

[BillyJimOMFG]

OK...let's try this again.

Asshole wouldn't pay the fare..

[Trashcansam123]

0:35 Does that look familiar to you? I'll give you a hint, Bruce's best film

[terjulmar]

9 people still want to negotiate

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

Ahh you missed the best bit!

"W...w....where d-did he learn to negotiate like that?!"

"I WONDER."

*adjusts tie, leaves*

[robertgeorg]

missed the best part at the end

[trippycwalk]

The alien wanted to negotiate, but Bruce Willis ate some oranges and it was k.

[Sulfur212]

@trippycwalk Lolz you so silly Gangplank



[turtlemouth]

Cut off too soon. Watching General Munro shying away from the president's stare is hilarious.

[GreenGhost494]

i love the blunt simplicity he shows in most of his movies

[0051chris]

No fuckin negotiations, just blow the heads !! :D

[guguigugu]

"i wonder"

[purseus]

dude you cut it off too soon hes suppose to say "I wonder."

[Ben0dom]

I love how concerned Chris Tucker is at 0:50.

[ifknw]

roadhouse

[BloodspartanX]

fuck yeah!



[FerretJohn]

Shoulda added the Presidents reaction, "Where indeed."

[spawn138]

I love thsi scene any one else want to negotiate

[SlayaSS1]

@spawn138 thats how u negotiate in somolia lol (Black Hawk Down)

[zaphodthenth]

Love this scene! It really DID end the crisis! LOL!

[AndreBaeta1]

That's how you negotiate in America!

[mrteemumilto]

.. #LOL

[Zangetsu9152]

6 people wanted to negotiate more :p

[latinstuff1]

there is always a stupid idiot that has to dislike a video just for the heck of it .. although in this situation it was 6 of them ... 

[LordJaric]

@latinstuff1 and their is always an idiot that has to point out how many people didn't like the video.

[Xunnamius]

ANYONE ELSE WANT TO NEGOTIATE?!

[negrodamusbob]

Aziz Light!!!

[RRaptor86]

Six Manglors disliked this video and were all shot in the head Bruce Willis

[Cookster5]

I wonder.

[ktokolwiek9o0]

That's how it should be done. You don't negotiate with terrorists.

[kotapaka]

@ktokolwiek9o0 That's what Bush said lol

[arch571332]

I am going to get a liitle deep here. Zorg said something about Mangalors being scattered all over the galaxy. They also seem very honest and direct. Maybe other races just don't understand them; maybe the mangalors deserve their revenge.

[bottledupinside1]

I wonder.

[TheHappyFaceBoxMan]

I wonder.

[HJC1950]

The Fifth Element is one of my favorite movies of all time. There's never a dull moment. It's funny, action-packed, and so creative and with excellent acting throughout, especially the villain.

[mustangpatty51]

@HJC1950 I love the movie too. I have seen it over and over and I never get tired of it. Bruce is just soo awesome in it..Great script too.

[weluvb5]

it sounded like one of the mangalors said 'damn' in the background or is that just me?

[thefinalgamer]

@weluvb5 you might be right. not sure lol

[bottledupinside1]

@thefinalgamer To me it sounded more like... "My Damn"

[SlavetradeDIE]

@weluvb5 yeah he did lol

[ambactusrex]

@weluvb5 You are so right, I never caught that until you pointed it out to me it actually sounded more like G#D D@mn!!!

[kittycatprrr]

@weluvb5 , you are right, one mangalor in the background did say damn !!! funny !

[archonus1]

@weluvb5 i hear it too it's more like "GOD DAMN" or something

[MsFunnyStuffz]

@weluvb5 dude i swear now that you said that he does say damn

[FenixLites]

@weluvb5 Yeah i heard "god damn!"

[JefferyAhearn]

@weluvb5 also sounded like one said 'what the...'

[DarkxRebelx]

Achievement Unlocked! - Negotiations

Description: Be the total badass you are and "negotiate" a cease fire with your gun.

[ShinobiGarth]

even Chuck Norris doesnt want to negotiate with Bruce Willis

[DaLegendof007]

This is what we call "aggressive" negotiations. Lol.

[trilerkiler]

@DaLegendof007 may the force be with you

[Dragonlover132]

oh come on, the president scene is one of that scenes best parts

[daneyboi313]

"were sending sumbody in to negotiate" ...BANG "any one else wanna negotiate!"

[UKUndergroundHeaven]

Lee Evans one off the best British comedians in the beat film ever!!!

[elasolezito]

they guy at the end of the clip says "i wonder..."

lol

[bub777]

@elasolezito yeah, it's too bad the uploader cut it short.

[LordLoco87]

Wha!... Zhom! O.O

[necessaryevil101]

5 people got shot during negotiations

[pqrslady]

Man, these guys are suppose to be badass warriors? Lose a commanding officer and they fall apart. That's why you have a chain of command! Sheesh!

[PromiserOfDeath]

@pqrslady Its like the old saying cut the head off the snake, and the body dies.

[juandhaltrich]

you cut a great part at the end! you know, very cool upload, but you suck for cutting it!!  it's like getting just a taste. not cool. still, great vid

[fenixd4sc]

oh man u cut the funniest part but anyway great clip xD

[Acanaceous]

@MrBOOMstick2033: Nope. I just made it up on the fly.

[SeigeCJ]

No, my bad lee evans

[SeigeCJ]

Chris evans was in this xD

[MacDragard]

The priest reminded me of Obi Wan Kenobi. It's funny how he's played by Bilbo Baggins.

[chubz007]

aww. u cut out the best part of it!! the black man goes "i wonder" while glaring at the general...

[RRaptor86]

@chubz007 yeah and the general's thinking "Oh crap maybe I shouldn't have taught him that."

[steamyhotsex]

BEST SCENE IN THE WHOLE MOVIE!! Bruce Willis is the KING of "negotiation!"

[SargeantRogers]

I Wonder..........

[Maul547]

@SargeantRogers That's another funny part of the clip.

[Theburn77]

man I love this movie, watch this with a big screen and surround sound and it's amazing.

[45x45bw]

this i one of my favorite movies

[magoo005]

Please add tag "yt:crop=16:9"

[aegisgfx]

I just don't get the popularity of this movie. The rubber masks, the horrible special effects, Chris Tucker (yuk), if it wasn't for the hot girl with no tits it would be a total waste of time.

[Otakahunt]

@aegisgfx 

[Otakahunt]

@aegisgfx welcome to the 1990's bro.

[skatepunkzero]

@aegisgfx you do realize this movie is a statire comedy of sci fi right? Its a comedy movie, not ment to be taken serious.

[aegisgfx]

@skatepunkzero

then why wasn't I laughing at any point while watching it?

[ZKY2]

@aegisgfx Just because you, personally, don't find something funny, doesn't mean it isn't.

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

@skatepunkzero lol, what are you talking about bro? The Fifth Element was not a satire of sci-fi films. It is a bizarre movie, but not satire.

[skatepunkzero]

@CaptainCrunchOwns No it was sarcastic humor of Sci Fi films. It was ment to be a comedy.

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

@skatepunkzero I'd have to see an interview with the director or something before I believe that because--if that's true--I totally didn't pick up on it. I just thought it was an off-beat sci-fi flick.

[skatepunkzero]

@CaptainCrunchOwns Did you not find it funny, with all of the humor? The whole movie was funny, there was nothing serious about it.

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

@skatepunkzero I thought it was hysterical, especially Chris Tucker. There can be humor in a science fiction movie. Satire is a whole 'nother beast.

[skatepunkzero]

@CaptainCrunchOwns Yeah but this whole movie is humor, its a satire of Sci Fi in general but its a more sarcastic form, were it looks serious but its not.

[GuruGaming98]

@aegisgfx Well this was the late 90s special effects weren't as sophisticated as they are now.

[Satanicsnail]

I never noticed Lee Evans in this before....

[InfinitePanther]

Hi ebaumsworld!  I lvoe your site!

[NJburbsSeeker]

I loved this movie, basically John McLaughlin in space, but had great moments like that.

[700gsteak]

funny part in the movie, second only to when the general meets bruce willis at his home.

[2bee1wabby]

Have to buy this video again. I wonder if it's on BluRay.

[thefinalgamer]

@2bee1wabby

good question. let me know if it is

[crazybeaverz]

@thefinalgamer

It is on bluray

[crazybeaverz]

@thefinalgamer

It is on blu-ray

[hecmoney]

@thefinalgamer

It is available on Blu-Ray.

[BioXymoron]

@thefinalgamer There IS BluRay edition - 1080p and it's AWESOME!!! xD

[thefinalgamer]

@BioXymoron time to go buy it lol

[burningtoasters]

@2bee1wabby Yup, definitely available and beautiful on Bluray. Got it for Christmas last year!

[crazybeaverz]

@2bee1wabby It is on blu-ray 

[rogershomework]

@2bee1wabby

yes it is, they actually released it twice because the 1st release was crappy quality.

[2bee1wabby]

@rogershomework Thanks Rogershomework, bet it great on BluRay.

[dkuneo]

@2bee1wabby It is, i got it

[birdd30]

the last part was funny shouldn't cut it off

[camisacook]

fuuuuuucckckkkkkk yeah

NOW thats how one negotiates..with passion and speed

[trendon]

@camisacook Passion and speed, huh? Sounds like my sex life; especially the speed part.

[thefinalgamer]

@trendon lmao i hear you

[camisacook]

@camisacook

yo they is nothing better than passionately fucking to cum within 40 seconds

[bloodmoon2004]

@HisDivineShadow245 You are all kinds of fail !

[Dalek22comments]

Lee Evans!

[aIectra]

whewhehwhwere did he learn to negotiate like that?

[HisDivineShadow245]

Another idiot poster. You wouldn't drive around in a stolen car with a bumper sticker declaring that the vehicle is stolen, right? Then why in the name of the greater gods would you post a video and then openly declare that do not have the right to do? You are confessing to copyright infringement when you do that, y0! Stupid.

[thefinalgamer]

@HisDivineShadow245 the reason we post that we do not own the material that we post is because no copyright infringement can be claimed that way. if we post the video and dont say anything about it not being ours then copyright infringment can be claimed. know your laws kid

[HisDivineShadow245]

@thefinalgamer Copyright infringement can be claimed regardless of what disclaimer you post because you are still distributing content to which you have no distribution rights without written permission from the copyright holder. YOU need to get to know your laws better. By making this declaration, you are effectively confessing to a crime - period.

[Flyborg]

@thefinalgamer Actually if you don't have the rights, you don't have the rights. All you're doing is admitting fault. It's not really a problem on YouTube, as most companies don't care, and those that do will just take the video down. But seriously, there's no point saying "I don't have the rights to this". It would be like selling bootleg DVDs that say "this DVD is bootleg" on them. Or speeding with a bumper sticker that says "I'm speeding". It doesn't help. :p

[McGravier]

@thefinalgamer

ya explain that to youtubes content id filter :/

[notchjohnson1]

@HisDivineShadow245 you moron

[HisDivineShadow245]

@notchjohnson1 Brilliant legal argument there, genius. Try that in front of a judge and see what happens.

[notchjohnson1]

@HisDivineShadow245 that wasnt a legal argument, i was stating a fact you nigger

[HisDivineShadow245]

@notchjohnson1 I know it wasn't a legal argument, my comment was facetious. But I am guessing you probably need to look that word up in a dictionary since your vocabulary seems to consist almost exclusively of insults and inappropriate racial slurs.

[FinalEvilElpis]

@HisDivineShadow245 the word "nigger" isn't a racial slur unless you intend it as such, it originally means ignorant which in this case you are, so it's appropriate. Pay attention to intent not content.

[HisDivineShadow245]

@FinalEvilElpis The word "nigger" was invented for the sole purpose of denigrating an entire race of people, namely black folks. That makes it a racial slur, regardless of the context in which it is used. The fact that you would suggest otherwise makes you sound ignorant.

[FinalEvilElpis]

@HisDivineShadow245 like I said you pay more attention to content than intent and you fail miserably at trying to get past this personality defect of yours. You along with the majority of narrow minded people are a lost cause and I truly feel for you, as you have no hope. Good day.

[FinalEvilElpis]

@HisDivineShadow245 you obviously are a moron considering you've lost your cool and can't even type in the proper context, you who doesn't understand that the word nigger can be used without it being attributed to a race is purely simple minded and are lost in this world. Also you have no idea of what you're speaking so it's best you remove all your comments because they just show you're a fool

[HisDivineShadow245]

@FinalEvilElpis Tell you what, why don't we try an experiment to see who is right here. Post copyrighted media online and confess that you have no right to do so when a judge hauls you into court and see what happens. Then afterwards, start tossing the n-word around in front of a bunch of black folks (in a non-racial context, of course) and see what happens.

The fact of the matter is that everything I have posted is right and you are trying to defend a lost position. Good luck with that.

[FinalEvilElpis]

@HisDivineShadow245 the purpose of saying you don't own the rights to the media is to point out that you don't claim the media as your own, ye who have little knowledge should understand the reasoning why, and if you don't why don't you try to figure it out. Also if somebody is offended by a word that lacked intent to offend it's their problem. Knowing the difference between intent and content isn't making shit up, however you lack the mental capacity to realize this.

[HisDivineShadow245]

@FinalEvilElpis You may have decided on your own that racial epithets are not racist depending on how they are used, but that doesn't make it true. But you can go ahead and consider me to be a narrow-minded and ignorant individual for actually knowing what I am talking about instead of making shit up and pretending it is the truth.

[FinalEvilElpis]

@HisDivineShadow245 I'm not sure if I ever replied to this however It seems it has been marked as spam so I unmarked it, but on the subject getting over the typical way a word is used and using it in a new meaning that has no hate behind it is far from being narrow minded, like I said think about it, fool.

[notchjohnson1]

@HisDivineShadow245 yea you're right, cause i said 10 words to you, you know my entire vocabulary. suck it coon

[HisDivineShadow245]

@notchjohnson1 The lack of proper capitalisation and punctuation also outs you as an idiot. That and the fact that you keep calling me racist slurs used to disparage African-Americans even though I am not even black. But I guess that is easy to expect with someone with diminished mental capacity such as yourself. I heard that such birth defect are common when one's parents are related to each other, as yours most likely are.

[notchjohnson1]

@HisDivineShadow245 hahaha did you really just pull out the grammar insult? sorry im not writing a thesis here, nigger lover

[robertgeorg]

cut the best part of the scene at the very end.

which make this video a fail

[Botrytis18]

...I wonder ^^ - by president

[Joecbg100]

They look like giant alien pugs drawn by Jack Kirby.

[dkerris]

If you've never seen this movie: WATCH IT!!! It's sick, twisted, and exceptionally funny.

[SeriousSam0378]

Whe, wh, where did he learn to negotiate lake that? :) )))

[sometimesoonfan]

MULTIIIIPASS!!!!

[Airtayjay]

That is what I call aggressive negotiations!

[danielhjackson]

That's the way to do it.

[gregtestagent]

...I wonder.

[samioa]

0:58 BOOM HEADSHOT

[gorgeouslinda]

Chris Rock was sooo funny and I love the way Bruce Willis negotiate he turns me on...

[sirdorkster]

Chris Tucker....not Chris Rock

[gorgeouslinda]

Oooops!!!

[grnday11700]

greatest movie ever. chris tucker is hilarious in it, and bruce willis is just perfect.

[ZandurOfBronte]

"I wonder."

[BanditRingtail23]

Exactly what I was thinking. XD

[hankheavy]

Too bad Chris Rock fucked up this entire movie!

[grnday11700]

yes, without being in it at all!

[hankheavy]

@grnday11700

LOL. I meant Tucker.

[ArcaneAzmadi]

I swear this has to be one of the funniest scenes in any sci-fi movie EVER.

[DarkJac666]

W-w-w-w-where did he learn to negotiate like that?

I wonder......

[ssj4justin84]

Such a great movie!

[Saiko47]

AHAHAHAHA!

XD Anyone? Anyone?

[r32adt3db]

Haha is that sailor dude is the crutches guy from Something About Mary?

[chime85]

no, he is Lee Evans. Good Comedian :-)

[xRa01]

Best part of the movie

[shriek708]

My kind of negotiation.

[VenomSpawn82]

Yeah, right....

[FiuLuM0SCraciun]

i wonder if i could negociate like that on my final exam:D

[Acanaceous]

"Mr. Thompson, when we told you to fill out the ScanTron sheet, we meant marking the appropriate circles with a Number 2 pencil, not shooting them with your pistol. You're disturbing the other students."

"But I'm being quiet! I'm using a silencer and everything!"

[thefinalgamer]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blackthorne369]

@Acanaceous What movie is that from?

[three0234]

@Acanaceous what's that comment from? the silencer line

[Acanaceous]

@three0234 I made it up, man.

[Orangebike666]

@Acanaceous what is the quote that you have there I dont get it?

[Acanaceous]

@Orangebike666: I made it up, man.

[matthewruss]

the fact lee evans is in the film makes me love it more lol

[MidgarHeretic]

hahaha i can't stop watching this. Such a great movie.

[monkayheyho]

He should be a teacher xD